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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Rob's taking nominations for /talk mod over there at the moment.
Who should be /offtopic's mod? I honestly can't think of someone who's on here enough to make it worth while who is also unbiased.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:17, 238 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
Nobody on here is unbiased!
I'd probably have nominated Noel though
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:21, Reply)
Noel gets sick of people quite quickly though.
ususally because they're being cunts rather than some pointless reason but still.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:22, Reply)
is that why he has flounced?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:26, Reply)
He didn't flounce.
He retired gracefully.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:27, Reply)
No, just didn't like being here anymore

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:27, Reply)
He flounced because of the massive over reaction to the pun threads
and the idea that people seemed to enjoy calling me a rapist more than actually trying to be funny.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:27, Reply)
The song thread, was funny

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:28, Reply)
In fairness his appearances had dropped a lot recently, anyway

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:29, Reply)
that was pretty extreme

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:46, Reply)
Seems a good criteria.
No idea who I'd suggest. Blousie is pretty even tempered and likes most people, but she's a friend so I could be biased.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:26, Reply)
The tenner is in the post love.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:30, Reply)
Just give him a blowie
He'll only spend it on whores. Save your money and ensure he gets quality.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:33, Reply)
speaking of blowies
will I have the pleasure o seeing your face while you're in London or are you all booked up with gay dance/musical things?
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:35, Reply)
It doesn't look like we'll have time to visit the people we know IRL at this rate my friend
There'll be another time, and I will of course let you know if this changes.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:41, Reply)
it's fine, you don't love me any more, I knew this would happen after I let you have your way with me.
*sobs*
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:44, Reply)
*kicks to the kerb*

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:46, Reply)
*picks up from kerb*
*brushes off and takes home*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:47, Reply)
It was a genuine opinion
you seem to be one of the few, myself included who does not chuck strops, but is here a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:34, Reply)
I've had a couple before your time but I learnt my lesson.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:35, Reply)
No teeth
That's the key
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:37, Reply)
Gonz.
But he would delete all posts other than Lusty's.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:21, Reply)
Ahem!!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:22, Reply)
You'd be great love.
*ingratiates self*
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:24, Reply)
I love everyone innit.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:26, Reply)
You'll just send whiney gazes to yourself.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:26, Reply)
I've never whined to anyone about anyone on here by gaz or otherwise.
Truefact!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:28, Reply)
*ahem*

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:31, Reply)
I don't know what you're aheming about.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:32, Reply)
It's alright, I'm shit on the gaz box but I meant to say that I agree with everyone you included on your list of /offtopic pricks

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:34, Reply)
Haha!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:36, Reply)
Have you got a cough?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:26, Reply)
No Monty I haven't.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:29, Reply)
I see.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:29, Reply)
INTERNET LAWYERMAN!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:22, Reply)
Wormulus would make a great mod.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:23, Reply)
This is true

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:24, Reply)
Rory.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:23, Reply)
^this
It would be fucking carnage.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:24, Reply)
It would be fucking hilarious.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:26, Reply)
He'd probably fly over and smash the server with a hammer after the 40th whiney gaz.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:24, Reply)
I@D MOD HARD

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:32, Reply)
A firm hand is needed with these simpletons.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:37, Reply)
/OT doesn't need a moderator.
It needs a kick up the fucking arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:28, Reply)
You'll lose your shoe if you do

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:30, Reply)
Me, obviously
Every unjustifiably whiney gaz sender gets viciously sodomised, results filmed and uploaded to /links, everyone's a winner
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:28, Reply)
I think you'd be ok actually
you'd have to be stopped from banning me obviously.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:30, Reply)
I wouldn't ban you without good cause
Retroactive or otherwise
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:32, Reply)
Best way to do it really.
Banning someone causes a fuck load of drama anyway. Actually there wouldn't be a lot you could do without the OMG drama following you around.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:36, Reply)
Exactly my thinking
As much as we don't get on, it's very difficult to imagine you doing anything ban-worthy
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:42, Reply)
As would 80% of the people here.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:32, Reply)
Stop doing statistics wrong.
I doubt there's 5 people who would actually ban me.
If you would reply below:
(PsychoChomp, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:33, Reply)
There is a 89% chance that you are correct.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:37, Reply)
There is an 80% chance you are correct all the time

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:39, Reply)
I would if I was in a sufficiently bad mood, just out of spite.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:46, Reply)
Who's in the running for talk mod?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:30, Reply)
Gonz, Manolith, Theoban so far.
Baldmonkey wants it so hard he can taste it but he's not getting the support.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:31, Reply)
Gonz? Leave it out!
Srly litracy shud bi a preee rekwizit?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:37, Reply)
'being literate' and 'not being dyslexic' are two different things

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:42, Reply)
I really don't get why you dislike gonz
or that you feel the need to point out that a dyslexic isn't very good at spelling.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:43, Reply)
Gonz is a prince among men.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:44, Reply)
gonz is pretty much the least offensive person on here
I don't get why anyone doesn't like him
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:44, Reply)
Oh he can come out with some fairly scathing stuff.
But he does it in such an avuncular manner you just have to go "Ahh, bless".
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:45, Reply)
I like him perfectly well.
Just taking the piss out of his spelling and punctchation.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:11, Reply)
Do you understand what dyslexia is, you dimwit?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:46, Reply)
I should be mod
I have never ignored anyone and am totally great and I have been mod on another forum and was voted worlds best mod and worlds most attractive mod by the readers of Time Magazine
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:33, Reply)
You'd be alright as well.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:35, Reply)
I also used to be a mod when I was fifteen.
Ok, it was a different type of mod but if it comes with a uniform I'm in.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:34, Reply)
Does a mod just give people a bollocking for unfair or unpleasant behaviour? Is that the gist?
If so, I wouldn't be great at it. Too sensitive and too much of a soft touch. There'd be masses of threads starting "that poof DF let so-and-so off with a smacked wrist for saying he was going to dig up this bloke's Mum and violate her with a jackhammer" and the like.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:36, Reply)
No.
He must bum one and all.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:37, Reply)
*signs up*
signs rubbers
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:43, Reply)
Bans stepping that sort of thing.
people wanting their profile deleted.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:38, Reply)
I got told off by a mod once
and I responded with a well rounded argument as to why he should not be telling me off for a bit of spankyhanky baiting. He apologized to me and said he had over reacted. This has been added to my list of INTERNET VICTORIES!
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:39, Reply)
I got stepped for that*
Apparently saying someone is fucking shit. Causes the gazzing lurkers to come out.

*Only an hour or so
(PsychoChomp, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:40, Reply)
So did I.
I mean, little old me? Who'd have thought it?
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:42, Reply)
I've never even spoken to a mod, knowingly
I'm just nowhere near abrasive enough
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:44, Reply)
I'll do it
i am firm but fair, i certainly haven't seem anything ban worthy this side of bert's most recent showing
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:37, Reply)
You're much too gay and stupid and ugly to be a mod.
Or even a normal human being.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:42, Reply)
JMG

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:38, Reply)
Ha, he'd ban based on your BMI

(PsychoChomp, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:39, Reply)
or what he suspected it might be
I don't like football enough to exist under his regime though.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:40, Reply)
You
Yes you can be mod of OT, I have never seen you fly off the handle, flounce or be unfair even if you do only ever talk about you van all the time. Van this and Van that non bloody stop. Oh and that cover of imagine.

So yeh, Vippers for mod!
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:40, Reply)
see below
I'm terribly biased. Usually in my own favour, rather than anyone else, but still...
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:41, Reply)
All people are biased towards their own opinion
Look at Nadine Dorries, She's an MP and they have almost as much power as a b3ta moderator.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:43, Reply)
I'm an avuncular, chaming sort.
I suggest people should appoint me as mod or I'll BREAK THEIR FACKIN' KNEECAPS INNIT.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:40, Reply)
you wouldn't know what the fuck to do grandad

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:40, Reply)
Delete all accounts and LOL hard, then go home?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:42, Reply)
Haha!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:43, Reply)
oh, in that case
you have my vote.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:43, Reply)
I think you would make a great mod
honest I do, I'm not lying or being sarcastic or anything! Look at my face, its totally straight (unlike Darth, amirite readers?)

Nah actually fuck off you're to old to be a mod, you'd be claiming a pension within a year.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:42, Reply)
not me
I wouldn't be able to resist abusing the power
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:40, Reply)
You're much too scabby to be mod anyway.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:44, Reply)
You're so scabby
Arthur Scargill verbally abuses you via a megaphone every morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:44, Reply)
sadly that is true

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:45, Reply)

Pennyfarthings on the street riding
Motorcars were funny things, frightning
Bow and hoops and spinning tops
Annie gretzel's lollipops
Comic cuts, all different things

Monty, Monty you're lovely
That's what we all think of you
Monty, Monty you're lovely
That's what we all think of you
Monty, Monty
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:50, Reply)
FACK ORF.
*shakes walking stick*
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:56, Reply)
Woah oh, grandpa, tell me 'bout the good old days

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:57, Reply)
I'll tell you about the PUNCH IN THE FACKIN NUTS
you're about to get.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:59, Reply)
You'd break your hip if you tried.
Now tell me some of your war stories I'm getting bored of this thread already
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:00, Reply)
I'll do it
I'm totally unbiased. Mostly cos I can barely remember who's who.
(DeeDee, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:43, Reply)
I'm charming and witty,
the rest are background noise.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:49, Reply)
oh yeah,
the rapist
(DeeDee, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:50, Reply)
hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:59, Reply)
I've been a mod before. It was a fucking shit job
and just meant that you got whined at day in, day out. Everybody thinks they can do a better job than you and everybody has a different opinion on what should be moderated.

I took the opinion that it didn't fucking matter what anybody thought other than the site owner and quickly got the nickname "Jackboots".
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:43, Reply)
Sounds shit, I'll put myself out of the running.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:48, Reply)
It really was.
I'm not amongst the most patient of people and something you really don't want to be in possession of as a mod is intolerance.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:54, Reply)
Me too.
Sadly I tried to make it all a good and happy place and keep the trolls out. I was young.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:54, Reply)
Benn-derrrrrr.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:55, Reply)
Well, yes, obviously.
Did Darth not tell you?
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:57, Reply)
The difficult follow up to Ben Hur

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:06, Reply)
I am regularly horrible to my friends.
Does that help?
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:44, Reply)
Probably
Tell someone off for being mean and you may just get my vote.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:47, Reply)
Anyone in particular?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:52, Reply)
Dunno, whoever you think you can make cry the quickest.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:53, Reply)
I can only scare people in person.
It's an accent thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:54, Reply)
Shit!
*replans visit to Liverpool*
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:57, Reply)
You'll be fine!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:02, Reply)
Right, it's me by a landslide.
You'll all have to gaz rob and give him your decision. Remember the more gazzez the more annoyed he'll get, and cave into pressure. I'm not sucking him off though.
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:49, Reply)
Power corrupts
Vote for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:57, Reply)
Afternoon boys and girls
I'm never away from this fucking place, it seems, and I'm *usually* nice to people. Unless I'm in a bad mood. Or got the painters in. Or there's an R in the month.

I tell you what, though - if I were a mod, there's be a lot of naughty stepping.

We don't need a mod, we need a mum. I vote for me or Blousie.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:57, Reply)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Seriously though, girls can't be mods.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:00, Reply)
Lezza mums!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:01, Reply)
That's Monty's territory

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:01, Reply)
I am sure she fancies Lusty.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:04, Reply)
Your mum is Gonz?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:12, Reply)
His mum's a lezza.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:18, Reply)
I'd vote for the two of you in coalition.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:03, Reply)
GAY

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:09, Reply)
http://www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1339298

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:09, Reply)
I'm disappointed Comrade, you've banged the ignore drum and it turns out you were fibbing for attention

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:11, Reply)
IIRC I said I ignore you, not that I have you on ignore
For the record I have no one on ignore. But cheers for proving that you pay so much attention when we talk about you, shouldn't be surprized really.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:13, Reply)
Equal ops innit, I do try to pay attention to your posts but quickly lose interest, soz comrade
Just don't talk to me at this pier b4sh, you'll only end up embarrassing both of us.
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:17, Reply)
You're too much of a poof and Blousie holds grudges.

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:03, Reply)
That's the kind of harsh sentiment that we need

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:05, Reply)
I'm not around enough.
We need someone on hand to dispense placebo justice at all times.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:06, Reply)
And you could root out imposters and sock puppets etc

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:07, Reply)
The Scouse Inquisition.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:09, Reply)
Their chief weapon is Surprise.
And fear.
And thievery.
And shellsuits.
And bubble perms.
La.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:16, Reply)
kidda

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:20, Reply)
I am. I'm a terrible poof.
And b3tans being mean has actually made me cry before, so I'm probably not the best person to mod.

But you haven't seen me at my most meanest. I can be proper cutting.

Honest.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:12, Reply)
You've got to mean it.
You can't rely on wordsmithery alone!
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:13, Reply)
You ask mr b3th. He'll tell you how mean I am.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:15, Reply)
Yeah borrrr-ringggg.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:09, Reply)
Bring back Noel
Do you remember than Noel guy
Noel was great
Yeah Noel!
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:12, Reply)
Yeah I wish Noel was here.
He'd know what to do.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:14, Reply)
Yeah I wish Noel was here.
He's know what to do.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:14, Reply)
Book great seats?

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:15, Reply)
Yeah I wish Noel was here.
He'd know what to do.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:15, Reply)
Yeah I wish Noel was here.
He's know what to do.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:15, Reply)
Any decent japanese places you know for a saturday lunchtime
I heard good things about Hana but it only opens at 6.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:12, Reply)
I haven't a clue I'm afraid.
It's not a cuisine I ever go out for. Soz.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:14, Reply)
WHERE'S GONZ WHEN I NEED HIM!

(PsychoChomp, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:16, Reply)
IN THE KHAZI!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:17, Reply)
This is happening a lot to you today...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:21, Reply)
On the bog most likely

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:18, Reply)
Noel would know

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:18, Reply)
I'm getting my car valeted on Saturday.
Is that less boring? No, didn't think so.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:14, Reply)
Do it yourself you lazy wench

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:19, Reply)
How very dare you?!
That's a menial job. I'm getting a man in.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:20, Reply)
Who valets your husband?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:22, Reply)
The second one

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:23, Reply)
That's why I answered that one.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:24, Reply)
ha, I tried altering as it posted!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:25, Reply)
He's an engineer. He can valet himself.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:23, Reply)
I'd be an amazing mod obviously
apart from the unfortunate habit of wandering off halfway through typing
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:11, Reply)
I'm off home in about 10 minutes
See you all in a couple of weeks. Until then, take care of yourselves. And each other.



WITH A KNIFE
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:16, Reply)
So are you not coming to see me when you're in London then?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:19, Reply)
You live in London?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:21, Reply)
Oh man, when I'm a mod
you're totally getting banned.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:19, Reply)
Last night I watched a bio doc on Bill Hicks then a live show of his.
My opinion of the chap remains unaltered – clever, witty, said things I agree with and that people needed to hear, but wasn’t actually very funny. I admire him a lot but no laughs from an hour show means thumbs down from me on the actual LOLing.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:17, Reply)
I watched all that stuff.
I think we've all heard Bill Hicks so many times, and then we've had everyone ripping him off for maybe the last twenty years, so it's just not new any more.
I bet you lol'ed the first time though, and I bet if here was here now he'd have stuff to make you lol with.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:19, Reply)
Nope, never lolled once.
I try things again every now and then to see if I made an error first time around: in this case I felt the same.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:21, Reply)
Goat Boy was dreadful

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:22, Reply)
I agree wholeheartedly.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:23, Reply)
yeah, that routine spoiled it for me.
I agree with Monty. I think the man was great, but not actually all that funny.

Could be because he is an American. Although Eddie Murphy's old stand up stuff was fucking hilarious in places.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:24, Reply)
Absolutely - and Richard Pryor was genuinely hysterical.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:26, Reply)
The only good thing that Murphy has done since Trading Places
has been providing the voice of an annoying donkey.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:26, Reply)
the first Beverly Hills Cop isn't too bad
and come on, The Golden Child? That's cinema GOLD!
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:28, Reply)
All bollocks in my humble opinion.
Tried them, gave up.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:29, Reply)
you are a strange man

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:30, Reply)
Like, DUH!

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:31, Reply)
I'm witcha, homes.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:37, Reply)
can I, I, I
can I have the knife?
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:39, Reply)
I actually didn't like Bill Hicks that much. Or George Carlin.
I believe this makes me 'wrong'.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:22, Reply)
I'm going to put my hand up here
and say that I don't think I've ever heard anything he's done, ever. I do not feel as though I am missing out though.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:22, Reply)
Plus, I get the impression that he's no Norman Wisdom.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:22, Reply)
You!
I have to tell you that I absolutely loved your birthday/xmas/easter egg comment in the last thread. It's a point I've been making for years, as my birthday is in December and DJ's is near easter.

I would like to suscribe to your newsletter.

And with that, I'm off. See you all later.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:27, Reply)
I preferred my Brian Cant quip, but thanks :)

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:30, Reply)
I found him to be repetative
I have seen loads of his shows and they were all the same. That said I liked them, he was very clever and I agreed with everything he said. I just found it all a bit samey. He was still about a million times better than Dennis Leary though.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:20, Reply)
and the cunt ripped off Denis Leary

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:20, Reply)
This made me do more of a LOL than watching the documentary
I'm with Monty on Le Hicks
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:23, Reply)
I'm glad he had a gruesome death

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:24, Reply)
Hahah

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:24, Reply)
Plus I detest people who are 'really into Bill Hicks' even more than those 'film' cunts.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:20, Reply)
I prefer cheeky skipping comic Micheal Macintyre

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:20, Reply)
Fucking hell.
A piss-weak cup of tea is more interesting than that dull cunt.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:22, Reply)
A-ha our stand up 'expert'

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:23, Reply)
Never done it. Wouldn't dream of it.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:25, Reply)
Morten Harket is 'The Luggage'?
WHO KNEW?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:25, Reply)
You got me.
I'm really a Norwegian living off my royalties.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:26, Reply)
EXACTLY
Plus his face keeps getting ever weirder.

Plastic surgery is for chumps kids.
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:26, Reply)
Dude looks like Patrick Swayze.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:28, Reply)
What, dead?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:30, Reply)
Christ, there's always one.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:32, Reply)
One what fuck nugget?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:33, Reply)
One smart-arse, pisslips.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:35, Reply)
there are many many more i promise, you twat burger

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:36, Reply)
Aerosmith's homo-erotic Ghost-themed classic.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:35, Reply)
hahahhaha

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:37, Reply)
HAhahahah
This deserved a reply of sorts
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:37, Reply)
it got one spastic

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:39, Reply)
Look at the time signature you retard

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:44, Reply)
man you're touchy
are you not getting enough love?
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:45, Reply)
Actually I'm fine...just a bit bored
but you called me a spastic i called you a retard, seems fair...
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:46, Reply)
fair enough
I've been basically alone and confined to my house for almost two weeks. I'm surprised it's taken this long for cabin fever to set in.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:48, Reply)
i hate being stuck at home
Surely you can go for a wander, aim for the canal if you feel you'll look out of place in 'normal'society
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:49, Reply)
I will do so tomorrow
I haven't felt up to it so far.

The canal is a pretty long walk from here though.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:49, Reply)
last year i was the only person to go to my friends brthday 'party'
as she had mumps. i was positive I'd had it as a youngster and was immune...i didn't have it as a youngster :s
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:51, Reply)
nasty
I feel like it would have been useful for my mum to share with me that they were never sure if I'd had it or not.

Turns out it was when we were on holiday, and I had some kind of rash thing for a couple of days...

That'll be a no then mother, thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:53, Reply)
His wife's just had a baby.
She's either still very sore downstairs, or he's given up as it's like throwing a chip up the Champs Elysees.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:47, Reply)
i paid for an extra stitch ;)
She's like a 12 year old down there now

/pete
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:48, Reply)
*Pulls up deckchair and opens popcorn*

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:45, Reply)
If this was Chomp and Foxtrot
I'd be thinking "here we go again" at this point.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:46, Reply)
I'm not really into feuds, no one is that offensive
well Al maybe
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:47, Reply)
I don't think either of us are serious enough about things to have a feud
I'm disappointed recently that some on here appear to have taken some things I've said seriously.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:49, Reply)
I was going to post something similar
but then I thought I'd better give you a chance at least once today.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:39, Reply)
Your magnanimity is remarkable.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:52, Reply)
Just send the tenner in the post.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 1 Sep 2011, 17:07, Reply)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:40, Reply)
IF INDEED THAT IS FUNNY

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:44, Reply)
It so nearly scans, too.
"Dude looks like a Swayze"
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:45, Reply)
Proper mental conspiracy nut as well.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:21, Reply)
Best off being a lass I reckon.
But an ugly one who is pander-proof. Can't think of anyone though. Suggestions?
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:21, Reply)
All of them

(PsychoChomp, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:24, Reply)
Good get-out clause.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:25, Reply)
It'll be difficult to find anyone, as there are no girls on the internets.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:25, Reply)
Oh shit yeah, I forget about that.
What about the birds on webcams though?
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:27, Reply)
They're men

(DeeDee, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:35, Reply)
I would be an excellent mod
I'm mean to everyone, but I'm also very consistant, which is important. I don't take all the abuse and vendettas people have against me personally and I am here a lot.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:47, Reply)

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