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So I hear you're all a bunch of drug-addled wankers who ruin social events for everyone else.Care to respond to these allegations?
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 14:03,
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I'm afraid lempsipjust does that to me
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 14:11,
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I was on the lemsip last night, it was not pretty.Mixing it withNeurophen was just crazy. I'm suffering this morning I tell ya...
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 2 Oct 2011, 14:54,
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I can second that.He didn't touch a drop of alcohol but was very wobbly on his feet.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 15:05,
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I touched your pint alright.didn't drink it though.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 2 Oct 2011, 15:25,
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you surely do know how to partydid you have fun?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 15:58,
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Cool story, bro.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 2 Oct 2011, 14:47,
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Oh man, this is like that time when Jonas phoned me up after school and got me to cus out Mohamid but really it was a 3 way call and I didn't know because it doesn't tell you...... and as I was saying how much of a prick mohamid is I just head a 'fuck you' and the phone hang up and I phoned him up straight away afterwards to say sorry but the damage was done and he never spoke to me again.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 15:05,
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Alright Gonz.How's the tattoo arm doing?
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 2 Oct 2011, 15:06,
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Fabulous ! I love it.I want another one on the other wrist but donno what I want it to say, maybe "çok güzel".
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 15:07,
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I believe the missus got mistaken for your mum at one point...I did giggle at that.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 2 Oct 2011, 15:08,
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She did ! I'm gonna go citizan's advice and see what they say about devorces and all that 'cus I don't really know but she seemed up for the idea.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 15:11,
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I'm sure nobody will think you're a cock-guzzler if you have that done(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 15:34,
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You should have stayed downstairs with the cool people Gonz.(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 15:06,
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There was nothing cool about being downstairs!Christ it was warm.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 15:08,
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Oh yeah, in purely physical terms it was rather warm.You back home yet Jeff?
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 15:10,
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I've just had an extra three.and I'm thinking of having s few more.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 15:12,
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Also, right, I'm confused, 'cus I'm sure I meet Himjim loads of times, but that bloke who works for the gay porn website said he was himjim and that was the first time I've meet him.I reckon it's all Teressa May's fault why I wasn't downstairs 'cus she invented that smoking ban thing and I don't really like loud music when you spend the whole time going "WHAT? WHAAAT? OH YEAH MATE, COOL, NICE ONE." and you just hope they haven't told you about their dead cat.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 15:10,
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I know what you mean.Quiet pubs ftw.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 2 Oct 2011, 15:13,
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I don't see why people who want music can't just wear headphones in these places.They can have it as loud as they want then, unless it's those shit headphones with tinggly sound leakage, I donno if that would be worst though.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 15:15,
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I'm coming round to your flat in the near future.We need to talk.
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thealternativefact, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 15:14,
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Afternoon clenders.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 2 Oct 2011, 15:15,
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Afternoon Deeg. Your wifey is on the sofa, talking to Wookers.And when I say talking, I mean talking.
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thealternativefact, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 15:16,
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Pfft.Only two hour 'til her train as well.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 2 Oct 2011, 15:17,
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I'm going to drag her out or she'll be here all week. (
thealternativefact, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 15:19,
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I need to get my arse into gear as well and do stuff.I'm just waiting for this headache to subside first though.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 2 Oct 2011, 15:21,
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Good talk or bad talk?What you doing tonight?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 15:15,
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Good, constructive talk.Lying around on the sofa - been on the go all weekend.
Busy this week, but maybe next week?
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thealternativefact, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 15:17,
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Oh cool.Next week sounds good, I got my treatment on wed but would be good from a few days after then.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 15:21,
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You're not wrong there.Pity you didn't make it to Needoo, that was much more civilized.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 15:14,
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Definitely the first time we've met chumwe need to deep fry stuff together!
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I think there is some bloke going around to bashes saying he's you.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 16:01,
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Well up for deep frying stuff though.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 16:01,
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I hope not :( that would be a bit weirdIt was lovely to meet your for the first time and your tattoo was lovely! Now, I'm off to get pizza.
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I think chickenlady knows him, he's normally with him.If it helps, the fake Himjim is really nice guy, great smile, really enphusiastic, I like him loads, even if he is fake.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 16:22,
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I couldn't possibly display fravoritisim agmonst himjims.Not saying your'e better, not saying he's better, but you're both Himjims, and that's enough for me.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 16:51,
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A very measured answer!I shall attempt to bring some of my food to the next bash so you can try some! I must win.
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Do you reckon you could teach me how to play that 'Gotta b' song by Des're on the guitar? That would swing it.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:11,
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you seem to be getting this a lot..are you sure you haven't been to a bash and forgotten about it?
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good for youI bet they're not as good as the ones I was going to buy, although I do realise I win nothing here as I was unable to actually buy any.
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He seemed convinced he'd met meAlthough logical analysis confirm this was in fact impossible. I realise this only adds to the confusion.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:01,
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Well I've met him so he's definitely been to oneunless he's going to claim that he's never met me either
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:36,
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If I was there it wouldn't have happened**lies
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 15:08,
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Better than yesterday thankswas pretty dead-doggish. Couldn't keep food down. Did you enjoy the bash?
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 15:12,
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Glad to hear it I was most annoyed I couldn't make it, but by the time I felt better I'd missed my train
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 15:14,
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Fingers crossed you're in better health when the next one comes around.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 15:17,
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Did Monty disgrace himself in any way, shape or form last night?Please say yes.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 2 Oct 2011, 15:24,
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He shouted and spat a long, coke-addled story about something to do with 1983, the Bronx and a £9 sandwich,but then I escaped before any real wrongs took place.
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thealternativefact, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 15:27,
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I heard you left early.Did in mention that the Sisters tickets arrived? I'm very excited.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 2 Oct 2011, 15:28,
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Yeh, I didn't stay until the end.Better to leave believing everyone's a cunt but before they have the chance to prove it.
You mentioned it, yes. Erm, I sent the money up at Blousey's Bash, didn't I?
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thealternativefact, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 15:30,
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Yes, you did.Need to arrange something al for before the gig as he wants to meet up for a pint.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 2 Oct 2011, 15:32,
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I'll sort something out...for the Saturday night?(
thealternativefact, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 15:33,
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I think he said the Sunday, before the gig.I believe he's at a two day wedding thing that weekend and won't be back until then.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 2 Oct 2011, 15:34,
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OK. What time are you going to come down on Saturday?(
thealternativefact, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 15:36,
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Train gets in about 2:45 I think.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 2 Oct 2011, 15:40,
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Next time I'm handing out the amyiltriptaline, they can use their coats as pillows and just fall asleep in a corner without bothering people who have a concept of personal space.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 16:36,
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He played awsome music.I was most impressed.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 2 Oct 2011, 15:28,
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his dancing was a sight to beholdI shouldn't really comment, though...
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 15:36,
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Yeah', I was totally looking forward to meeting you again too.I also missed Al because I got distracted and didn't turn up 'till late.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 15:14,
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He ran away pretty early.Me and Beej got there about half 7 I think, only had time to shake his hand and say hi before he sodded off, which was a shame.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:12,
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I watched Dr Who and then wandered downso got there about 8. Nicely timed for missing Al.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:22,
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Oooh, I'd forgotten about Dr. Who.Thanks for reminding me iPlayer here I come.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:25,
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same herealthough i wish I could watch it on something bigger than my netbook
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:28,
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Next time I have the cash, I'm investing in a laptop I can plug into my telly.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:37,
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it does, but my telly does not have VGA in.trust me, I know what I'm doing here.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 2 Oct 2011, 18:26,
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Old telly, newer laptops'fine, I have my eye on a nice second hand model that'll just work out of the box.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 2 Oct 2011, 18:32,
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Most laptops you can plug into a telly, in fact, I can't think of one where you can't.I wanna get Virgin when I move house so I can get iPlayer and the OD stuff on my telly easierly.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:49,
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Virgins are no fun. They don't know what they're doing.get a slapper instead.
In other news, hello bad boy x
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:54,
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Totally, I donno what the whole '70 virgins' thing is all about.I mean, let's say that's what you really want, a virgin, that that is the pinical of your desire, then what good is 70 virgins when you're faced with eternity (seeing as how they don't believe in reincarnation). Give it a few melenia, given that time is ireivent in the after-life, 70 virgins (again, keeping in mind that is what they want, presuming the reverse is something that disgusts you) would be quite, well, undesireable.
Any no one wants an insecure little girl who goes "tee hee", laughing at everything while understanding nothing.
'ello lovely, how are you doing? How was your weekend?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 18:11,
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The topic of an excellent Billy Connolly sketchhow bloody boring having however many virgins would be - he'd rather have 4 complete and utter filthbags. That'd make for a much more interesting afterlife!
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Did Tennis Boy go in the end?(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 18:26,
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Nomiserable fart. He decided to have a mortgage-related sulk instead and then was irritatingly offhand when I called him earlier to see if he wanted me to come over. As a consequence I am now in a vile mood, sitting on my own at home stuffing my face with chinese takeaway.
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Is the food good at least?I heard you made lovely cake. And his obvious loss
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 18:45,
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She really ought to have some sort of online recognition for cakesor a reputation, even. I mentioned it at the time, but I was just called a pandering wanker and laughed at.
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Kroney, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 18:48,
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I have a reputation for being a bit odd because I bring cake to every bashbut it's edible enough that it's a good thing rather than a weird thing.
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It's perfectly alright, yeahtakeaway chinese is rarely very good or very bad. And it was his loss, although I doubt he could have handled staying up as late as I did after drinking as much as I did, having slept as little as I did and then going to work.
I made lemon drizzle at Jeff's request, I'm sure you've had it before...
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I wanted lemon drizzle cake :((
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 18:51,
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I'm sorry :(It's a real shame you couldn't come, you were definitely missed! Although it would have been quite cosy with the three of us on Lampitos floor...
Next time!
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I doubt Kroney would feature in Gonz's daydreamwhereas he was a feature on Lampitos floor. Apparently it was the lesser of two evils, given the state of his hotel room.
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When I went back to get my stuff, it was every bit as bad as I rememberedBuzzing fridge, hole in the bathroom floor, paper thin mattresses and goods trains rumbling past on the line three hundred yards from the window.
In contrast, a floor was almost luxurious.
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Kroney, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:05,
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Christ, I've stayed in hostels in London which sound significantly better than thatand they're only about £12 a night.
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Yeah, I was surprised, I have to admit.It takes talent to get a place that dodgy.
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Kroney, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:10,
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I think most of us /OT ladies would fit that description, wouldn't we?Or is that just me?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 2 Oct 2011, 18:26,
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Is that cos your mouth is full?*nudge nudge wink wink*
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 2 Oct 2011, 18:43,
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Hah, deffo.Or I reckon, given that we're asking for things from some celestrial all-powerful being, a few of those shapeshifter type people from the scifi books/films, that would be awesome.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 18:23,
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well, you evidently do not know either my laptop, or my Telly. gonz.It's doable but need converters that cost silly money, and being as I need a new lappy anyways, I'll get one with S-Video out, to match my telly.
Edit: before I get any more advice, yes I know they don't do this on new lappys, which is fine as I'm buying a second hand one. and no I shall not just by a new telly Mine works very well thank you.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 2 Oct 2011, 18:28,
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Here's some advice:Try not being such a smug cunt.
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thealternativefact, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 18:34,
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How often do you use it though? I would guess at least daily.I don't see the point in a second hand laptop, you'll save at most £50 when talking low end, which will run into beyond days and possibly even weeks every year in time spent waiting around for things to load. There is no cool points to be won by having retro laptops or even telivisions, like there is with audio equipment or things like cars.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 18:37,
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Goz, if you can get me a new one for £170 (£50 mmore than the one I'm looking at).....That will talk to my (S-Video/RGB/Scart) TV with out spending extra money one digital to analog converters, I'll buy it. Equally if you can find my a decent quality 28" TV to replace my old be excellent Sony within that budget...... It's not about cool it's about cash.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 2 Oct 2011, 18:41,
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What do you do on your laptop?Next month or soo the Amazon Kindle Fire will be coming out at around £130, which would do all your internet browsing, emails, films, books, 'casual' gaming. I'm pretty sure they'll be some sort of TV-Out to RGB/Scart (I have one for my iPad), which would allow for you to use that. For £10-20 you can get a phsyical keyboard for it, if that is an issue.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 18:49,
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Yeah', they also haven't released an offical price yet, as these things never go along the lines of the exchange rate (also, in the states, tax is different).I very much doubt they'll miss the christmas rush in the UK as localisation (language, the 'kindle store', payment systems) aren't an issue. Amazon are bit funny with numbers, like the current-gen Kindle is £111, so it could be anything, but I doubt it'll be over £150.
Or they can be imported for a resonable amount.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:03,
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I'll wait til there's some reviews or a 2nd genso they've ironed out the kinks, but I really quite fancy one of them to be honest.
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Yeah', I'd wait for a load of reviews too, but all the hands-on stuff I've seen says it's wicked.They're really clever really, it's hardware that the average person can afford (maybe with a bit of saving), and they'll make their money on the books/magazines/movies/TV/apps (etc). It's like what Apple have done in that respect, but the hardware isn't silly money.
It's apparently really easy to use too, if it turns out how it's supposed too, I would actually recomend it over a netbook or low-end laptop for the basic user, even though it's not designed as a replacement but a supliment.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:12,
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mostly internet, but I'm sticking to PCs.Sorry if I'm coming across narky or arrogant, I have asrtinking cold and it's making me short tempered. It's a descision I've spent a lot of time researching and I'm happy to just buy another windows lappy like this one. there are only 2 things wrong with this, it won't talk to the telly and t's been dropped too often.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:00,
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Have you thought about getting a husband?Mine *always* talks to the bloody TV.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:06,
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And judging by his anklehe has been dropped once too often :)
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:08,
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And that TomTom fella is always giving back-chat too.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:12,
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You mean Sat Nav Bitch?She seems quite incapable of differentiating between 'bear' and 'turn'.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:24,
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I like the idea for a catchphrase for TomTom being"Finally, someone in your life who won't lead you astray".
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 20:06,
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That's fair enough, I was just saying that there are other options out there which'll do the job just as well (and probably better in some cases).I use my laptop for at least 3-4 hours a day, I also wouldn't buy a sofa that's uncomfortable to sit on and would (and 'am') rather wait until I can afford one that I actually like.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:08,
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You'd have sorted him right out.Hope you're feeling better.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:10,
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Thanksfeeling better, but can't keep food down very well. It definitely had kicked in on Friday, so sorry I was a bit shit on the pier
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:35,
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you were fine, apart from you homicidal golfing skills.But it's only natural you'd want your revenge after I had made such a cogent argument for the virtues of a planned economy.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:37,
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I reckon the pain was throwing off my judgementthat's definitely my excuse
/shit at mini golf
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:38,
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Shit. I wasn't even feeling ill.What's my excuse for being so unbelievably shit at mini golf? and when I think of all those extra hours I was down there practising, too....
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:55,
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Haha was nice to meet you :)and you thrashed me by a considerable margin!
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 18:32,
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Yeah, but you thrashed those ne'er do wells at the train station.The way that big one cried for his mummy was especially moving.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 2 Oct 2011, 18:41,
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It's fine, just glad you could make it.I did think you looked a bit tired. I guess the pain is the reason you were so viscous with though lads at the station. I'm still in awe.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 2 Oct 2011, 18:34,
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I've always thought viscosity was an underrated trait.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 2 Oct 2011, 18:39,
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Indeed it is.The other week I found out that hydrochloric acid is actually thick and gloopy.
Whodathunkit?
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Err. It's not *that* gloopyand it depends what the concentration is. Conc sulphuric acid is more gloopy than hydrochloric, in my experience.
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If you say so.My experience in applied chemistry is limited to the ingestion of MDs.
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Concentrated phosphoric and sulphuric are very viscous - sulphuric is very greasy too.Hydrochloric acid is a gas at room temperature, it's usually sold as a solution in water or alcohol.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 18:50,
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alright bashers?I went out and danced to house last night. The last few tunes featured Your Love and Voodoo Ray. Fun was had. Sorry I couldn't be at the basharoo. Maybe next time.
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I decided to go to London last weekend.What with missing this (I assume a dandy time was had by all?) and our 6-0 trouncing of those Shepard Bush muggins, I think it's clear I made the wrong decision. Arses.
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I mooched beers off PC, was rude to everyone and then left without saying goodbyebut I refute these allegations.
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WormuIus, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:53,
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evening chumpsno more dr who until christmas, no more torchwood. Nothing left to do until december, then.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:19,
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yeahyou need two hands for crochet
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:23,
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I didn't mean simultaneouslyyou'd get all goo on your wool, I'd imagine.
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and you don't wan tto knowwhat happens to the hook
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:30,
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you can't do that at the same time as wankingyou get into trouble
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:29,
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there are so many reasonsI wish I had been able to go to the pier
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:53,
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We could make it an annual event, maybe go on a Saturday.There are loads of cheap B&Bs in the area.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:57,
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Some of us more successfully than others(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:53,
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Is that what you were doing while me and Amberl were taking twenty shots each on most of the holes?(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:55,
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They had a lighthouse.I provided them with a purple bulb!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:58,
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I wore a special glove.It felt like someone else was doing it.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 20:00,
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I assumed that was what was meant by the term 'stroke'(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:58,
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Whoever it was I'm sure "he's a great bloke in real life".Oh no, wait...
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:37,
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oh manthis means there's someone on here who's an IRL dick
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:54,
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I don't know who it was, everyone I spoke to was lovely.Hang on, does that mean it must have been me?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:55,
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Not at allyou were coherent and charming and everything this time.
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that's fair enoughthe temptation to go for dutch courage when faced with a room full of t'internet must be strong.
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How long did it take you to get home today?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 20:08,
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Err.2 and a bit hours? I didn't see tennis boy in the end, he's still having a big mortgage flounce.
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Never mind. You need an early night, you've got a big day tomorrow!(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 20:19,
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Yeah, I keep thinking it's about 10pmI had all of about 3 hours sleep last night and I'm shattered, but if I go to bed this early I won't sleep well.
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I'm in need of a snooze too. But if I nap now, I won't sleep tonight.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 20:23,
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so when is the next bashand why isn't there a new thread?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 20:14,
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There is a special bash herewww.mumbles-pier.co.uk/do.htm soon. Did you not get an invite?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 20:16,
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You could organise a bash yourself ya know.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 20:18,
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would anyone come?it's a long way from everyone except me
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 20:19,
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the problem may bethat the crazt golf isn't open until May. How important is Crazy Golf?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 20:23,
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Maybe include that in your bash investigation study.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 20:25,
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Why sadface?Blackpool's great, in a 'so shit it passes through the other side in to awesomeness' kind of way.
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Whilst we were bashing on saturday, in Blackpool....www.bcfc.co.uk/page/MatchReport/0,,10327~57570,00.html
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 20:28,
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Proper took the edge off my dry meat that did.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 20:32,
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I can imaginebut then, that's what you get for supporting Bristol city..
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True, But there is nothing I can do about that is there!What Chinese food did you get, I can't be arsed to cook.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 20:39,
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Crispy shredded beef and egg fried rice.I haven't had chinese takeaway in months and months and months.
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I'm tempted with the Yung Fried Rice And I'm not sure what to get with it.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 20:43,
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a pickled eggand a battered sausage
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 20:44,
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