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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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So I hear you're all a bunch of drug-addled wankers who ruin social events for everyone else.
Care to respond to these allegations?
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 14:03, 206 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
I'm afraid lempsip
just does that to me
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 14:11, Reply)
I was on the lemsip last night, it was not pretty.
Mixing it withNeurophen was just crazy. I'm suffering this morning I tell ya...
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I can second that.
He didn't touch a drop of alcohol but was very wobbly on his feet.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 15:05, Reply)
I touched your pint alright.
didn't drink it though.
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you surely do know how to party
did you have fun?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 15:58, Reply)
Cool story, bro.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 2 Oct 2011, 14:47, Reply)
Oh man, this is like that time when Jonas phoned me up after school and got me to cus out Mohamid but really it was a 3 way call and I didn't know because it doesn't tell you...
... and as I was saying how much of a prick mohamid is I just head a 'fuck you' and the phone hang up and I phoned him up straight away afterwards to say sorry but the damage was done and he never spoke to me again.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 15:05, Reply)
Alright Gonz.
How's the tattoo arm doing?
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 2 Oct 2011, 15:06, Reply)
Fabulous ! I love it.
I want another one on the other wrist but donno what I want it to say, maybe "çok güzel".
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 15:07, Reply)
I believe the missus got mistaken for your mum at one point...
I did giggle at that.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 2 Oct 2011, 15:08, Reply)
She did !
I'm gonna go citizan's advice and see what they say about devorces and all that 'cus I don't really know but she seemed up for the idea.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 15:11, Reply)
I'm sure nobody will think you're a cock-guzzler if you have that done

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 15:34, Reply)
You should have stayed downstairs with the cool people Gonz.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 15:06, Reply)
There was nothing cool about being downstairs!
Christ it was warm.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 15:08, Reply)
Oh yeah, in purely physical terms it was rather warm.
You back home yet Jeff?
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 15:10, Reply)
Yeah.
Considering a snoooze.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 15:10, Reply)
I've just had an extra three.
and I'm thinking of having s few more.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 15:12, Reply)
Also, right, I'm confused, 'cus I'm sure I meet Himjim loads of times, but that bloke who works for the gay porn website said he was himjim and that was the first time I've meet him.
I reckon it's all Teressa May's fault why I wasn't downstairs 'cus she invented that smoking ban thing and I don't really like loud music when you spend the whole time going "WHAT? WHAAAT? OH YEAH MATE, COOL, NICE ONE." and you just hope they haven't told you about their dead cat.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 15:10, Reply)
I know what you mean.
Quiet pubs ftw.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 2 Oct 2011, 15:13, Reply)
I don't see why people who want music can't just wear headphones in these places.
They can have it as loud as they want then, unless it's those shit headphones with tinggly sound leakage, I donno if that would be worst though.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 15:15, Reply)
I'm coming round to your flat in the near future.
We need to talk.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 15:14, Reply)
Afternoon clenders.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 2 Oct 2011, 15:15, Reply)
Afternoon Deeg. Your wifey is on the sofa, talking to Wookers.
And when I say talking, I mean talking.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 15:16, Reply)
Pfft.
Only two hour 'til her train as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 2 Oct 2011, 15:17, Reply)
I'm going to drag her out or she'll be here all week.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 15:19, Reply)
I need to get my arse into gear as well and do stuff.
I'm just waiting for this headache to subside first though.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 2 Oct 2011, 15:21, Reply)
Good talk or bad talk?
What you doing tonight?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 15:15, Reply)
Good, constructive talk.
Lying around on the sofa - been on the go all weekend.
Busy this week, but maybe next week?
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 15:17, Reply)
Oh cool.
Next week sounds good, I got my treatment on wed but would be good from a few days after then.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 15:21, Reply)
Right...I'll text.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 15:21, Reply)
You're not wrong there.
Pity you didn't make it to Needoo, that was much more civilized.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 15:14, Reply)
Definitely the first time we've met chum
we need to deep fry stuff together!
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 15:59, Reply)
I think there is some bloke going around to bashes saying he's you.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 16:01, Reply)
Well up for deep frying stuff though.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 16:01, Reply)
I hope not :( that would be a bit weird
It was lovely to meet your for the first time and your tattoo was lovely! Now, I'm off to get pizza.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 16:05, Reply)
I think chickenlady knows him, he's normally with him.
If it helps, the fake Himjim is really nice guy, great smile, really enphusiastic, I like him loads, even if he is fake.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 16:22, Reply)
I hope he's not better than me
:(
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 16:41, Reply)
I couldn't possibly display fravoritisim agmonst himjims.
Not saying your'e better, not saying he's better, but you're both Himjims, and that's enough for me.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 16:51, Reply)
A very measured answer!
I shall attempt to bring some of my food to the next bash so you can try some! I must win.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 16:57, Reply)
Do you reckon you could teach me how to play that 'Gotta b' song by Des're on the guitar? That would swing it.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:11, Reply)
you seem to be getting this a lot..
are you sure you haven't been to a bash and forgotten about it?
(berk, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 16:28, Reply)
Amusingly
I am currently putting sausage into my mouth.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:00, Reply)
Matron!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:05, Reply)
good for you
I bet they're not as good as the ones I was going to buy, although I do realise I win nothing here as I was unable to actually buy any.
(berk, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:12, Reply)
I didn't even really fancy it
I just could.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:18, Reply)
well i'm having chinese takeaway
so there.
(berk, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:37, Reply)
That is an excellent idea

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:57, Reply)
He seemed convinced he'd met me
Although logical analysis confirm this was in fact impossible. I realise this only adds to the confusion.
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Well I've met him so he's definitely been to one
unless he's going to claim that he's never met me either
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:36, Reply)
If I was there it wouldn't have happened*
*lies
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 15:08, Reply)
How are you today Amberl?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 15:11, Reply)
Better than yesterday thanks
was pretty dead-doggish. Couldn't keep food down. Did you enjoy the bash?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 15:12, Reply)
I had a lovely time thanks!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 15:13, Reply)
Glad to hear it
I was most annoyed I couldn't make it, but by the time I felt better I'd missed my train
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 15:14, Reply)
Fingers crossed you're in better health when the next one comes around.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 15:17, Reply)
Agree with this!

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 15:23, Reply)
Did Monty disgrace himself in any way, shape or form last night?
Please say yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 2 Oct 2011, 15:24, Reply)
He shouted and spat a long, coke-addled story about something to do with 1983, the Bronx and a £9 sandwich,
but then I escaped before any real wrongs took place.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 15:27, Reply)
I heard you left early.
Did in mention that the Sisters tickets arrived? I'm very excited.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 2 Oct 2011, 15:28, Reply)
Yeh, I didn't stay until the end.
Better to leave believing everyone's a cunt but before they have the chance to prove it.
You mentioned it, yes. Erm, I sent the money up at Blousey's Bash, didn't I?
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 15:30, Reply)
Yes, you did.
Need to arrange something al for before the gig as he wants to meet up for a pint.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 2 Oct 2011, 15:32, Reply)
I'll sort something out...for the Saturday night?

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 15:33, Reply)
I think he said the Sunday, before the gig.
I believe he's at a two day wedding thing that weekend and won't be back until then.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 2 Oct 2011, 15:34, Reply)
OK. What time are you going to come down on Saturday?

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 15:36, Reply)
Train gets in about 2:45 I think.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 2 Oct 2011, 15:40, Reply)
Next time I'm handing out the amyiltriptaline, they can use their coats as pillows and just fall asleep in a corner without bothering people who have a concept of personal space.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 16:36, Reply)
He played awsome music.
I was most impressed.
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his dancing was a sight to behold
I shouldn't really comment, though...
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 15:36, Reply)
Yeah', I was totally looking forward to meeting you again too.
I also missed Al because I got distracted and didn't turn up 'till late.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 15:14, Reply)
He ran away pretty early.
Me and Beej got there about half 7 I think, only had time to shake his hand and say hi before he sodded off, which was a shame.
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I watched Dr Who and then wandered down
so got there about 8. Nicely timed for missing Al.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:22, Reply)
Oooh, I'd forgotten about Dr. Who.
Thanks for reminding me iPlayer here I come.
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same here
although i wish I could watch it on something bigger than my netbook
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:28, Reply)
Next time I have the cash, I'm investing in a laptop I can plug into my telly.

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Your current one doesn't have a VGA out on it?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:39, Reply)
it does, but my telly does not have VGA in.
trust me, I know what I'm doing here.
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Oh, I'm sure
Just surprised, that's all
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 18:30, Reply)
Old telly, newer laptop
s'fine, I have my eye on a nice second hand model that'll just work out of the box.
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Was good to meet you at last, sunshine.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 18:34, Reply)
He is surprisingly nice, isn't he?

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You too!

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 18:49, Reply)
Most laptops you can plug into a telly, in fact, I can't think of one where you can't.
I wanna get Virgin when I move house so I can get iPlayer and the OD stuff on my telly easierly.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:49, Reply)
Virgins are no fun. They don't know what they're doing.
get a slapper instead.

In other news, hello bad boy x
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:54, Reply)
Totally, I donno what the whole '70 virgins' thing is all about.
I mean, let's say that's what you really want, a virgin, that that is the pinical of your desire, then what good is 70 virgins when you're faced with eternity (seeing as how they don't believe in reincarnation). Give it a few melenia, given that time is ireivent in the after-life, 70 virgins (again, keeping in mind that is what they want, presuming the reverse is something that disgusts you) would be quite, well, undesireable.

Any no one wants an insecure little girl who goes "tee hee", laughing at everything while understanding nothing.

'ello lovely, how are you doing? How was your weekend?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 18:11, Reply)
The topic of an excellent Billy Connolly sketch
how bloody boring having however many virgins would be - he'd rather have 4 complete and utter filthbags. That'd make for a much more interesting afterlife!
(berk, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 18:14, Reply)
Speaking of filthbags....

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 2 Oct 2011, 18:20, Reply)
Who, me?
what've I done? *polishes halo*
(berk, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 18:22, Reply)
Did Tennis Boy go in the end?

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 18:26, Reply)
like barn door in a storm, I'll bet

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 2 Oct 2011, 18:27, Reply)
No
miserable fart. He decided to have a mortgage-related sulk instead and then was irritatingly offhand when I called him earlier to see if he wanted me to come over. As a consequence I am now in a vile mood, sitting on my own at home stuffing my face with chinese takeaway.
(berk, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 18:36, Reply)
Is the food good at least?
I heard you made lovely cake. And his obvious loss
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 18:45, Reply)
She really ought to have some sort of online recognition for cakes
or a reputation, even. I mentioned it at the time, but I was just called a pandering wanker and laughed at.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 18:48, Reply)
You pandering wanker

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 18:50, Reply)
=(

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 18:51, Reply)
I have a reputation for being a bit odd because I bring cake to every bash
but it's edible enough that it's a good thing rather than a weird thing.
(berk, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 18:52, Reply)
It's perfectly alright, yeah
takeaway chinese is rarely very good or very bad. And it was his loss, although I doubt he could have handled staying up as late as I did after drinking as much as I did, having slept as little as I did and then going to work.
I made lemon drizzle at Jeff's request, I'm sure you've had it before...
(berk, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 18:50, Reply)
I wanted lemon drizzle cake :(

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 18:51, Reply)
I'm sorry :(
It's a real shame you couldn't come, you were definitely missed! Although it would have been quite cosy with the three of us on Lampitos floor...
Next time!
(berk, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 18:53, Reply)
Careful
you'll be giving Gonz ideas...
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 2 Oct 2011, 18:58, Reply)
I doubt Kroney would feature in Gonz's daydream
whereas he was a feature on Lampitos floor. Apparently it was the lesser of two evils, given the state of his hotel room.
(berk, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:01, Reply)
When I went back to get my stuff, it was every bit as bad as I remembered
Buzzing fridge, hole in the bathroom floor, paper thin mattresses and goods trains rumbling past on the line three hundred yards from the window.

In contrast, a floor was almost luxurious.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:05, Reply)
Christ, I've stayed in hostels in London which sound significantly better than that
and they're only about £12 a night.
(berk, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:09, Reply)
Yeah, I was surprised, I have to admit.
It takes talent to get a place that dodgy.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:10, Reply)
Skills.

(berk, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:16, Reply)
I think most of us /OT ladies would fit that description, wouldn't we?
Or is that just me?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 2 Oct 2011, 18:26, Reply)
Heh.
*says nothing*
(berk, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 18:40, Reply)
Is that cos your mouth is full?
*nudge nudge wink wink*
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 2 Oct 2011, 18:43, Reply)
Well, I'm eating my dinner
so yes.
(berk, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 18:44, Reply)
Hah, deffo.
Or I reckon, given that we're asking for things from some celestrial all-powerful being, a few of those shapeshifter type people from the scifi books/films, that would be awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 18:23, Reply)
well, you evidently do not know either my laptop, or my Telly. gonz.
It's doable but need converters that cost silly money, and being as I need a new lappy anyways, I'll get one with S-Video out, to match my telly.

Edit: before I get any more advice, yes I know they don't do this on new lappys, which is fine as I'm buying a second hand one. and no I shall not just by a new telly Mine works very well thank you.
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Here's some advice:
Try not being such a smug cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 18:34, Reply)
OK, will do.
sorry
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How often do you use it though? I would guess at least daily.
I don't see the point in a second hand laptop, you'll save at most £50 when talking low end, which will run into beyond days and possibly even weeks every year in time spent waiting around for things to load. There is no cool points to be won by having retro laptops or even telivisions, like there is with audio equipment or things like cars.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 18:37, Reply)
Goz, if you can get me a new one for £170 (£50 mmore than the one I'm looking at).....
That will talk to my (S-Video/RGB/Scart) TV with out spending extra money one digital to analog converters, I'll buy it. Equally if you can find my a decent quality 28" TV to replace my old be excellent Sony within that budget...... It's not about cool it's about cash.
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What do you do on your laptop?
Next month or soo the Amazon Kindle Fire will be coming out at around £130, which would do all your internet browsing, emails, films, books, 'casual' gaming. I'm pretty sure they'll be some sort of TV-Out to RGB/Scart (I have one for my iPad), which would allow for you to use that. For £10-20 you can get a phsyical keyboard for it, if that is an issue.
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I thought they hadn't published a UK release date?

(berk, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 18:57, Reply)
Yeah', they also haven't released an offical price yet, as these things never go along the lines of the exchange rate (also, in the states, tax is different).
I very much doubt they'll miss the christmas rush in the UK as localisation (language, the 'kindle store', payment systems) aren't an issue. Amazon are bit funny with numbers, like the current-gen Kindle is £111, so it could be anything, but I doubt it'll be over £150.

Or they can be imported for a resonable amount.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:03, Reply)
I'll wait til there's some reviews or a 2nd gen
so they've ironed out the kinks, but I really quite fancy one of them to be honest.
(berk, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:07, Reply)
Yeah', I'd wait for a load of reviews too, but all the hands-on stuff I've seen says it's wicked.
They're really clever really, it's hardware that the average person can afford (maybe with a bit of saving), and they'll make their money on the books/magazines/movies/TV/apps (etc). It's like what Apple have done in that respect, but the hardware isn't silly money.

It's apparently really easy to use too, if it turns out how it's supposed too, I would actually recomend it over a netbook or low-end laptop for the basic user, even though it's not designed as a replacement but a supliment.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:12, Reply)
mostly internet, but I'm sticking to PCs.
Sorry if I'm coming across narky or arrogant, I have asrtinking cold and it's making me short tempered. It's a descision I've spent a lot of time researching and I'm happy to just buy another windows lappy like this one. there are only 2 things wrong with this, it won't talk to the telly and t's been dropped too often.
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Have you thought about getting a husband?
Mine *always* talks to the bloody TV.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:06, Reply)
And judging by his ankle
he has been dropped once too often :)
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:08, Reply)
hahahaha
This.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:11, Reply)
And that TomTom fella is always giving back-chat too.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:12, Reply)
You mean Sat Nav Bitch?
She seems quite incapable of differentiating between 'bear' and 'turn'.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:24, Reply)
I like the idea for a catchphrase for TomTom being
"Finally, someone in your life who won't lead you astray".
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 20:06, Reply)
That's fair enough, I was just saying that there are other options out there which'll do the job just as well (and probably better in some cases).
I use my laptop for at least 3-4 hours a day, I also wouldn't buy a sofa that's uncomfortable to sit on and would (and 'am') rather wait until I can afford one that I actually like.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:08, Reply)
You'd have sorted him right out.
Hope you're feeling better.
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Thanks
feeling better, but can't keep food down very well. It definitely had kicked in on Friday, so sorry I was a bit shit on the pier
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:35, Reply)
you were fine, apart from you homicidal golfing skills.
But it's only natural you'd want your revenge after I had made such a cogent argument for the virtues of a planned economy.
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I reckon the pain was throwing off my judgement
that's definitely my excuse

/shit at mini golf
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:38, Reply)
Shit. I wasn't even feeling ill.
What's my excuse for being so unbelievably shit at mini golf? and when I think of all those extra hours I was down there practising, too....
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:55, Reply)
Haha was nice to meet you :)
and you thrashed me by a considerable margin!
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 18:32, Reply)
Yeah, but you thrashed those ne'er do wells at the train station.
The way that big one cried for his mummy was especially moving.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 2 Oct 2011, 18:41, Reply)
I had no mercy naturally

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 18:43, Reply)
It's fine, just glad you could make it.
I did think you looked a bit tired. I guess the pain is the reason you were so viscous with though lads at the station. I'm still in awe.
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I've always thought viscosity was an underrated trait.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 2 Oct 2011, 18:39, Reply)
Indeed it is.
The other week I found out that hydrochloric acid is actually thick and gloopy.

Whodathunkit?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 18:40, Reply)
Err. It's not *that* gloopy
and it depends what the concentration is. Conc sulphuric acid is more gloopy than hydrochloric, in my experience.
(berk, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 18:42, Reply)
If you say so.
My experience in applied chemistry is limited to the ingestion of MDs.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 18:45, Reply)
Concentrated phosphoric and sulphuric are very viscous - sulphuric is very greasy too.
Hydrochloric acid is a gas at room temperature, it's usually sold as a solution in water or alcohol.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 18:50, Reply)
alright bashers?
I went out and danced to house last night. The last few tunes featured Your Love and Voodoo Ray. Fun was had. Sorry I couldn't be at the basharoo. Maybe next time.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 15:47, Reply)
I decided to go to London last weekend.
What with missing this (I assume a dandy time was had by all?) and our 6-0 trouncing of those Shepard Bush muggins, I think it's clear I made the wrong decision. Arses.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:02, Reply)
I mooched beers off PC, was rude to everyone and then left without saying goodbye
but I refute these allegations.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 17:53, Reply)
evening chumps
no more dr who until christmas, no more torchwood. Nothing left to do until december, then.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:19, Reply)
Wank and crochet?

(berk, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:22, Reply)
that sounds tricky

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:23, Reply)
yeah
you need two hands for crochet
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:23, Reply)
I didn't mean simultaneously
you'd get all goo on your wool, I'd imagine.
(berk, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:27, Reply)
and you don't wan tto know
what happens to the hook
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:30, Reply)
Crazy Golf!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:29, Reply)
you can't do that at the same time as wanking
you get into trouble
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:29, Reply)
We managed it

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:52, Reply)
there are so many reasons
I wish I had been able to go to the pier
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:53, Reply)
It sounded like a pretty awesome day out
but I had to work, too.
(berk, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:55, Reply)
We could make it an annual event, maybe go on a Saturday.
There are loads of cheap B&Bs in the area.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:57, Reply)
Some of us more successfully than others

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:53, Reply)
Is that what you were doing while me and Amberl were taking twenty shots each on most of the holes?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:55, Reply)
Stealthwank?

(berk, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:57, Reply)
In the little windmill

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:57, Reply)
They had a lighthouse.
I provided them with a purple bulb!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:58, Reply)
tight grip

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:59, Reply)
I wore a special glove.
It felt like someone else was doing it.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 20:00, Reply)
MIchael Jackson?

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 20:01, Reply)
I assumed that was what was meant by the term 'stroke'

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:58, Reply)
foul stroke!

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:54, Reply)
Dog leg!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:54, Reply)
Whoever it was I'm sure "he's a great bloke in real life".
Oh no, wait...
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:37, Reply)
oh man
this means there's someone on here who's an IRL dick
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:54, Reply)
I don't know who it was, everyone I spoke to was lovely.
Hang on, does that mean it must have been me?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:55, Reply)
Not at all
you were coherent and charming and everything this time.
(berk, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 20:00, Reply)
you mean last time he was a gobshite?

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 20:02, Reply)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 20:03, Reply)
Last time he was hilariously pissed.

(berk, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 20:04, Reply)
that's fair enough
the temptation to go for dutch courage when faced with a room full of t'internet must be strong.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 20:08, Reply)
How long did it take you to get home today?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 20:08, Reply)
Err.
2 and a bit hours? I didn't see tennis boy in the end, he's still having a big mortgage flounce.
(berk, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 20:18, Reply)
Never mind. You need an early night, you've got a big day tomorrow!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 20:19, Reply)
Yeah, I keep thinking it's about 10pm
I had all of about 3 hours sleep last night and I'm shattered, but if I go to bed this early I won't sleep well.
(berk, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 20:21, Reply)
I'm in need of a snooze too. But if I nap now, I won't sleep tonight.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 20:23, Reply)
Bookmarks ^

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 20:02, Reply)
*worreis*
It's me, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:56, Reply)
hiya!

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:56, Reply)
Evening Roota.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:54, Reply)
Eh up lad.
Off to work, later potater
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:55, Reply)
Have fun.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:56, Reply)
so when is the next bash
and why isn't there a new thread?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 20:14, Reply)
There is a special bash here
www.mumbles-pier.co.uk/do.htm soon. Did you not get an invite?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 20:16, Reply)
:O

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 20:16, Reply)
You could organise a bash yourself ya know.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 20:18, Reply)
would anyone come?
it's a long way from everyone except me
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 20:19, Reply)
Why not enquire.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 20:22, Reply)
the problem may be
that the crazt golf isn't open until May. How important is Crazy Golf?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 20:23, Reply)
Maybe include that in your bash investigation study.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 20:25, Reply)
We could have a Blackpool bash
that'd be funny.
(berk, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 20:24, Reply)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 20:26, Reply)
Why sadface?
Blackpool's great, in a 'so shit it passes through the other side in to awesomeness' kind of way.
(berk, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 20:27, Reply)
Whilst we were bashing on saturday, in Blackpool....
www.bcfc.co.uk/page/MatchReport/0,,10327~57570,00.html
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 20:28, Reply)
Oh!
pffft, I see.
(berk, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 20:31, Reply)
Proper took the edge off my dry meat that did.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 20:32, Reply)
I can imagine
but then, that's what you get for supporting Bristol city..
(berk, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 20:36, Reply)
True, But there is nothing I can do about that is there!
What Chinese food did you get, I can't be arsed to cook.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 20:39, Reply)
Crispy shredded beef and egg fried rice.
I haven't had chinese takeaway in months and months and months.
(berk, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 20:43, Reply)
I'm tempted with the Yung Fried Rice
And I'm not sure what to get with it.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 20:43, Reply)
a pickled egg
and a battered sausage
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 20:44, Reply)
Captain.
Give us a new thread!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 20:47, Reply)

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