Morning all
I do so love working until 10.30pm Friday - Tuesday then waking up at 5am. What is the best/worst thing about this week? I'm loving the "strike" today meaning I will be performing sunshine bus duties for 2 of our team

Alt:
Is it wrong to modify a Pot Noodle into a Bot Poodle for my secret Santa gift?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 6:39, 177 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

MORNING
I have the day off cos of the strike but I managed to wake up when downstairs lady left for work at 6.20, as usual. It's a right bugger, I was driving my brother's R8 in my dream, loving it. I'd parked at an Esso after stacking it into a hedge a little bit and was filling it with petrol via an empty crisp packet.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Wed 30 Nov 2011, 6:44, Reply)

The BEST thing about this week is going up north on Friday, have I mentioned it, I don't think I've worn this one out at all, you see I'm going up north on Friday to visit some friends of mine.
The WORST thing about this week was spending the first half of it hermitised and hiding under my snuggly duvet.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Wed 30 Nov 2011, 6:47, Reply)

The BEST thing about last week was keeping busy for most of it and cooking a great big stew.
The WORST thing about last week was waking up on Saturday with a nasty fucking cold, the bastard.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Wed 30 Nov 2011, 6:56, Reply)

The BEST thing about the week before was oh I dunno I can't really remember that far back it's all a bit of a blur to be honest.
These short days are doing my nut.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Wed 30 Nov 2011, 7:06, Reply)

s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/newsfeed/000/123/001/AkGVT.gif?1318992465
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Wed 30 Nov 2011, 7:07, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yIvxZ_5ekA
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Wed 30 Nov 2011, 7:43, Reply)

I believe I am being granted an audience with you and DG on Monday!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 7:17, Reply)

That would be blinding, I'm due to leave about 1pm though I think, just so's you know.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Wed 30 Nov 2011, 7:23, Reply)

I'll take an early long lunch then!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 8:54, Reply)

Morning. I have sympathy with this.
I would love more sleep too.

This week: helping a mate get the decorating done on his new house in Oxford on Mon & Tues. Got back to London at 10pm last night.

Up at 5am this morning - I have job interviews at 10am, 12pm and 4pm today. I also have to sign on (to keep my NI contributions up to date) at 2.30pm. All of these things need to happen in different parts of London.

I am then travelling back up to Oxford at 6am tomorrow, back late on Friday night.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 6:59, Reply)

Good luck with the interviews chap, hope they go smoothly.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Wed 30 Nov 2011, 7:07, Reply)

Thanks matey.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 7:13, Reply)

Let me know how it goes.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 7:46, Reply)

This^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 7:17, Reply)

I CAN have sleep
But my sleeping schedule is so screwed up at the moment it's not even funny. I'm on night shift time. The only advantage is that the roads are much quieter, so I can do some peaceful cycling.

BEST thing - I might be going skiing with some friends this weekend if there's enough snow, and I've constructed a particularly evil version of drinking Jenga for a party on Friday night.

Alt: Nothing you can do to a pot noodle can be anything but an improvement.
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 7:11, Reply)

Morning

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 7:28, Reply)

No
Just having a shit.
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 7:43, Reply)

Make sure you wipe properly.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 7:47, Reply)

Front to back

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 8:54, Reply)

The best thing about this week was taking Monday off
and lying around the flat doing nowt.

The worst thing is that our Dev environment is unavailable at work so we're sitting around doing online courses and reading documentation. SO DULL. I'm glad I've started smoking again, it gives me something to do.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 8:11, Reply)

The point city got last night
Has improved my week. They are out of the relegation zone.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 8:18, Reply)

Morning
The best things about this week are that I had yesterday off work and I am also taking tomorrow and Friday off, in addition to this I am playing a gig on Thursday. Exciting times.
The worst thing is that, despite taking time off work, I still have to get up at stupid o'clock to get my son to school.

Alt: That depends on whether you mean amend the packaging so that it reads Bot Poodle, or if you are planning to defecate into a pot and present it to a colleague. The former would be mildy amusing, the latter would make me LOL (as long as I am not the recipient.)
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 8:12, Reply)

I'll fake a lid for Bot Poodle in Paint Shop Pro

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:01, Reply)

BEST
This week my Ukulele arrived, I'm having chick pea curry tonight and sewing.

Worst thing is work, and stupid man person breaking up with me for THE most bizarre reason.

Also, what is comic actually sans?
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 8:20, Reply)

And that reason was what exactly?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 8:23, Reply)

He doesn't like ukuleles or chick peas.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 8:24, Reply)

sans humour,
Which isn't ideal for a comic.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 8:32, Reply)

Tell that to James Carter
I think he could do with the advice.
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 8:38, Reply)

I actually don't know who that is.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 8:40, Reply)

He doesn't even appear to have a wiki entry.
Unless you mean the ex President of the United States, in which case, he's funny enough.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 8:42, Reply)

Jim_bob.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 8:51, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1116154
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:06, Reply)

Morning.
The best thing about this week is...um...well...it's pretty dull actually, sorry. I did pass 650 days sober this week though, which felt pretty great actually.

The worst thing? Yesterday I laughed at my bosses joke. We are going to Ping Pong for our Christmas dinner and he said 'Ping Pong, Merrily On High' and I laughed. I didn't even fake it, I actually found it funny. A little piece of me died when I realised I have the same sense of humour as my boss. I used to be a rebel, man, I used to be a rebel.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 8:28, Reply)

Congrats on the milestone sir
That's some going. I'm probably not even 650 minutes sober.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 8:36, Reply)

Thank you very much, sir.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 8:37, Reply)

The bottle of red last night says me too

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 8:56, Reply)

The drink is talking to you?
That's a bad sign, my friend...
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:10, Reply)

It whispered sweet nothings into my wineglass

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:34, Reply)

Seriously! Well done!
You should be very proud of yourself.
( girlinthehole, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 8:40, Reply)

Again, thank you.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 8:42, Reply)

CANDLE

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:10, Reply)

Congratulations fella
Is it Ping Pong Dim Sum you're going to?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 8:52, Reply)

Thank you.
And I think so, yeah. I assume it's a chain, based on the facts that a) It's on South Bank and b) it looks like a chain.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 8:57, Reply)

Aye, it is
We did loyalty cards for them a couple of years back
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 8:59, Reply)

Is 650 days a particularly significant milestone?
Can you start drinking again after that?
But seriously, well done scarpo. Keep it up. You put this load of old soaks to shame.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:01, Reply)

Significant only in that it made me think 'Woah, that's a long time'
and that at one point the aforementioned 650 minutes didn't even seem like a remote possibility.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:10, Reply)

Best: Off to Holland in a bit, don't know if I've mentioned it.
Worst: My lucky pants (seriously) are dirty. Also I have a shitload of work to do when I get back Friday.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 8:33, Reply)

Worst - very obviously - last night's result
Is McClaren really being linked with your boys? If so, we'll see you next season. If we stay up. Which we probably won't.

Best; see sig. And, tragic as it is, I'm pleased with some of my QOTW entries this week. I know, I know.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 8:38, Reply)

Which Disney Land?
If it's Paris, fuck off you rubbish excuse for a human being.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 8:39, Reply)

Paris it is
Agreed, it's not as good as Anaheim on account of the weather, but that's where the competition is. And the bus fare is cheaper.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 8:41, Reply)

I could never go there.
Once you've had a taste of the top shelf stuff, i.e. Disney Land Florida, you can't lower yourself to Paris. Disney Land is my favourite place in the world though.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 8:43, Reply)

There isn't a DisneyLand in Florida
/Disney pedant
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 8:44, Reply)

Disney World, same thing.
I don't want to carry on talking about it I'll just get upset and want to go back.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 8:46, Reply)

It's my favourite place in the world too
I fucking love it there. Where in Holland are you going?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 8:48, Reply)

Amsterdam and we're off to Enschede tomorrow morning for the game.
We're getting a coach from Amsterdam to there, we booked with two separate coach companies and both cancelled on us because they don't do football trips. So my mate told the third company the reason for our booking was because we're going to the theatre in Enschede. "Oh good" the bloke said, "we offer 15% off for journeys to the theatre". I love the over trusting Dutch.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 8:53, Reply)

Nice one
How many brothels do you think you can get thrown out of in Amsterdam?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 8:58, Reply)

I dread to think.
I have literally no idea what to expect over there, I've never been and I've never wanted to go. I imagine it's like the foreign equivalent of Blackpool.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:01, Reply)

Some of it is
Most of it is fucking excellent!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:02, Reply)

I've told everyone I know I'm off to Holland instead of Amsterdam
The connotations of saying you're going to Amsterdam make you sound like a right nerdwell who loves smoking pot and annoying street walkers. And I only love half of that stuff.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:07, Reply)

I think the main difference, as far as I'm concerned
is I've only ever been to Blackpool once and I will never return there. Whereas I have been to Amsterdam several times and would go back there today given half a chance. It is a lovely city, full of culture and nice friendly people and you can get stoned all the time. What more could you want?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:08, Reply)

Why on earth would you not go back to Blackpool?
I've been there twice a year for the last four and am going again in January.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:10, Reply)

Because Blackpool is the biggest cesspit in the world.
The thought of ever going there again makes me feel ill.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:11, Reply)

I'm going to have to play the "Derby" card again
but I know you're right in principle. Although the Ballroom is still my favourite place to compete, I can't stand the fact that it's a) in Blackpool and b) they hold the competition in fucking January.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:14, Reply)

What Baz said.
I would go to Derby again, although I don't really have any reason to.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:16, Reply)

I hope you underwent the six-month disinfecting process after you went last time

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:22, Reply)

Know this, Barry;
if you return without any highly amusing hoooker-related stories, you will have failed us.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:03, Reply)

Morning Darth
Could be worse, imagine being a Preston fan at the moment?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 8:42, Reply)

I've got no idea how they're doing to be honest mate
I have a slightly *fingers in ears* LA LA LA IT'S NOT HAPPENING attitude towards football at the minute
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 8:45, Reply)

I'm quite the opposite, we're doing well again

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 8:51, Reply)

Yeah, good result last night
I can't believe we've gone from being cheated out of the playoff final by a bent referee to getting stuffed at home by Dirty Leeds in six months. Sacking Billy Davies is looking like the worst decision in footballing history.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 8:54, Reply)

Aye
It was odd to approach a game with Chelsea and be confident in advance, I'm not used to it.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 8:58, Reply)

Some of the credit for that has to go to them though!

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 8:59, Reply)

Well, that's true

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:02, Reply)

That Preston that aren't even in the second round of the FA Cup after losing to Southend from league 2 you mean?

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 8:47, Reply)

Aye, those who have only just stopped losing, after losing 10 in a row, I believe.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 8:50, Reply)

He was mentioned, yes
This is not a good thing.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:10, Reply)

The best thing about this week will be going oop north for the weekend.
The worst thing will be having to come home again.

Alt: no


OMG! it's my birthday. I'm depressed.
( girlinthehole, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 8:38, Reply)

Happy Candleday!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 8:41, Reply)

Candle waves!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 8:42, Reply)

BIRTHDAY.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 8:47, Reply)

WHATS NEW?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 8:58, Reply)

Happy candleday BGB
Have a big beardy man hug from Captain Placid.
Wish I was coming (fnaar) up north this week too. *sads*
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:01, Reply)

Fankoo petal.

( girlinthehole, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:13, Reply)

Morning Cow
Best: I'm earning quite a chunk of extra money from my second job this week, and last night I cooked a rather good Lasagne (warning: rather large).

Worst: Got a hospital appointment on Friday, then after that I find out when I'm going in for my operation. I'm really not looking forward to that.

As for the strike, I find I'm neither for, nor against them.

Alt: In other words, shit in a pot?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 8:39, Reply)

Morning
That lasagne does look good. The requisite amount of cheese has been used (i.e. all of it)

What is the op for?

Alt:
Buy Pot Noodle, cover in cotton wool and add eyes. Purchase £1 figure from cheapy shop. Glue to back end of now sheep. Profit
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:00, Reply)

Ahh, that's not too bad then, sounds like a good idea!
I'm getting circumcised, not hugely looking forward to it tbh.

I only used half the amount of cheese I expected tbh, but I've still got a fair amount of bolognaise sauce left over, so might make a couple of mini lasagne tonight.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:02, Reply)

Jacket potato + bolognaise + cheese = nom

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:03, Reply)

This is true, hmm...

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:05, Reply)

*crosses legs*
Oof. So you've decided to go ahead with becoming a Jew then? I don't think Monty will be very pleased with you...
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:04, Reply)

Not so much of a choice as a necessity now
Stupid phimosis. (don't google that)
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:06, Reply)

No, I learned that the hard way last time you mentioned it.
I hope it all goes ok for you, mate.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:09, Reply)

Thank you

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:12, Reply)

'The hard way'

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:15, Reply)

Obviously I have to Google that now

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:11, Reply)

OH JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:11, Reply)

Sorry fella, I did warn you

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:11, Reply)

Hope it goes off without a hitch mate

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:13, Reply)

Comes off without a stitch?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:13, Reply)

*chortle*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:12, Reply)

Edit: probably NSFW and NSFE
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmX6RdRNoqk
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:19, Reply)

I'm not gonna lie to you AA, I was circumcised when I was about six and I can STILL hear the echoes of my waking screams in my head.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:12, Reply)

Noel, take your hand out of your pocket.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:12, Reply)

All I can say is, make sure the cunts sort you out with some proper pain-killers.
Admittedly it was thirty years ago so maybe the procedure has changed and aftercare improved somewhat. I dunno. Good luck if it's required anyways.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:18, Reply)

I believe the painkillers are fairly impressive
I know to wear tight underwear for several days afterwards, although this isn't exactly difficult, due to the fact I have a massive arse.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:19, Reply)

Ladies do like a circumsized man though.

( girlinthehole, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:20, Reply)

*waggles eyebrows*

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:21, Reply)

Haha!

( girlinthehole, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:23, Reply)

Woo!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:22, Reply)

Can't wait to see your new chat-up lines mate
AA: Hi, can I buy you a drink?
Girl: *looks unimpressed*
AA: That's a smashing blouse.
Girl: *rolls eyes*
AA: You're very attractive.
Girl: ...cheers.
AA: I let a doctor at my cock with a knife recently.
Girl: TAKE ME HOME AND FUCK ME RAGGED
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:30, Reply)

I don't think I've ever used a chat up line in my life (aside from the pisstake one my friend and I used at school)
Which is odd.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:35, Reply)

I certainly haven't
Wouldn't be able to keep a straight face. Mind you, I haven't been single and in a position to chat anyone up for 14 years.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:37, Reply)

NO, WITHERSPOON!!!111!!
Hang on, that's not right...
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:36, Reply)

I think that's a bit weird, myself
It's not like you can display this asset when chatting up a woman in a bar, and it can't be the easiest thing to get into conversation.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:24, Reply)

I think it's better but it's not a deal breaker.

( girlinthehole, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:25, Reply)

So... sex is on, yeah?
Even though I've still got all of my penis?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:28, Reply)

Yup!

( girlinthehole, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:29, Reply)

I'll be in Bradford in August
I was going to meet AA for a pint, perhaps he and his circumcised penis can join in?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:32, Reply)

Will do my best to meet up this time.

( girlinthehole, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:32, Reply)

It was my fault last time
We are still talking for sex, right?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:35, Reply)

Lol

( girlinthehole, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:40, Reply)

I think the deal has already been made by the time you find out.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:28, Reply)

Erm.................A lady can decline at any stage of the deal.

( girlinthehole, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:30, Reply)

A friend of mine once pulled a lad, got him home, but before they did anything, he stopped her and said "There's something you should probably know, before we start", and proceeds to tell her he's not got a very big knob
She says he wasn't joking, it was very small, and turned her off pretty much immediately. However, she knew that if she declined after that, it'd be pretty gutting for him, so went for it anyway.

I'm torn between sympathy and hysteria everytime she tells this story.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:32, Reply)

This happened to me once but I was very drunk and pretended to fall asleep.......to my shame.

( girlinthehole, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:36, Reply)

That wouldn't have stopped me

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:38, Reply)

So was she, I'm still shocked she didn't laugh

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:42, Reply)

Alright, alright. I wasn't advocating rape
The same is true for a gentleman too (although far less likely)
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:33, Reply)

Can't you?
No wonder I kept getting thrown out of nightclubs.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:26, Reply)

No changes to the procedure or improvements in the aftercare are going to alter the fact that they will be taking a sharp knife to his penis.
He should demand some strong opiates.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:21, Reply)

Which bit?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:12, Reply)

Ha, pre-emptive edit.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:13, Reply)

pah!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:13, Reply)

Um
"I'm getting circumcised, not hugely looking forward to it tbh.

I only used half the amount of cheese I expected..."

Nice
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:12, Reply)

hahaha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:14, Reply)

You're a sick sick man

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:17, Reply)

That's why you love me
You are too, I know you lolled at that
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:21, Reply)

I can't help it
It's not my fault my discharge looks like this
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:26, Reply)

You're a sick sick man

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:32, Reply)

Come on Darth, you know that everything sick and deprived you can do, I can do better.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:33, Reply)

That, my friend, is a fucking challenge

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:35, Reply)

For you, maybe.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:46, Reply)

the cheese comment came too close to the circumcision for my liking
so is the cheese WHY the circumcision is needed? or is it a consequence of the condition?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:37, Reply)

Consequence of the condition, the only way to sort it at this stage is circumcision.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:42, Reply)

Fucking punctures!
2 in 3 days, both on days aand at times when I cannot afford to be late, both on the back tyre which is a bugger to get on and off and now my fucking pump's packed in so on top of being late I've had to ditch the bike and hope it will still be ther at 10PM which is the earliest I'll be able to retrieve it. All this over thr bussiest 3 days of a busy week when any extra time taken on flat fixing ultimately has to come out of sleep time or eating time. FML.

And breathe.....
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:08, Reply)

Pretty sure this is all gay slang.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:10, Reply)

yeah, well, fuck you hippy.
/Not in the fucking mood
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:11, Reply)

*blows kiss*

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:14, Reply)

*sad face*
These things are sent to try us CQ.
( girlinthehole, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:13, Reply)

yeah, so it would seem.
Fucksticks I need a holiday.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:15, Reply)

The puncture fairy strikes
at the worst of times. I've got a pump if you're a Londoner. Plus I can fit a new inner tube if you need.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:28, Reply)

I have no idea what a Bot Poodle is, but I'm sure you could get away with it.
Best thing about this week? The weekend just gone. Worst bit? I'm sick and am being forced into moving due to lack of work here at home.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:16, Reply)

Best thing of today - got into work 20 mins earlier than usual because of the strike
I think we need more industrial action, for that reason alone.

Worst thing - my wisdom tooth is bugging the shit out of me, and it's another 9 days till I get it removed.

Alt: Yes, unless it's chicken and mushroom, as this is perfection and requires no further modification, not even a bit-dog.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:17, Reply)

Wisdom teeth are evil fuckers.
I have none left thank god.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:20, Reply)

Yeah it's coming in almost horizontally, so it's impacting on my next tooth along
They won't be able to tell if that's damaged until they taken the fucker out.

I went to the dentist in June, and this is me getting it out in December. Fucking wonderful.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:32, Reply)

All four of mine did exactly the same thing.
I was very lucky in that I was able to get them all out with no damage to my other teeth.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:48, Reply)

That's good
It's just that this has dragged on so long that if there wasn't any damage when I first reported it there probably will be by the time they take the chuffing thing out.

/woeisme
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:52, Reply)

The sandwich van that comes around the business park here sometimes has chicken & mushroom pies
They are far tastier than they have any right to be.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:22, Reply)

Oh man
I want a pie now.... Red wine makes for a hungry sportscow
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:24, Reply)

Funny.
it makes me snuggly.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:24, Reply)

The morning after I mean
I had an ex who went vampy sex-mental when she drank red wine. It was fucking great!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:25, Reply)

Me too.
No other booze gets me going like red wine.
( girlinthehole, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:26, Reply)

I think cider has to be what gets me going if I drink.
Especially Rekorderlig. mmmmmmmmmmmmm.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:27, Reply)

BGB = Red Wine

Poppet = Cider.

Not that I'm taking notes or anything stalkery.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:28, Reply)

BGB and red wine can be dangerous though, ask the hotel staff

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:29, Reply)

I am.
*scribbles*

*awaits 'creepy internet sex-pervert' allegations from Quenders*
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:33, Reply)

aha the morning after I'm just a "bleh" mess.
After wine that is.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:26, Reply)

The company that makes the Balti Pies synonymous with
Football is based in Leamington Spa, the shop round the corner from work used to sell them. They were definitely in the category of "shouldn't be so tasty".
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:29, Reply)

Those chicken balti pies are also sold by the van
In my experience, they are exceptional hangover cures.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:33, Reply)

Morning Rev

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:23, Reply)

Morning my new FB buddy!

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:31, Reply)

You mean... we're not exclusive any more?!

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:33, Reply)

Oh come on now darling, there's plenty room for a small one.
Remember, love between 2 people is a wonderful thing - but between 3 or more it's simply magnificent.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:34, Reply)

Crikey, it's going to take some doing to top this for "Gayest post of the day"
*rolls up sleeves*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:36, Reply)

Bagsie not Lucky Pierre

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:36, Reply)

*straightens tie*
"Bonjour, mon ami...."
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:41, Reply)

Nope

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:36, Reply)

take a shower, i will scour, i will ro-o-oam

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:45, Reply)