Off TopicAre you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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Hi OfftopicersWhat goes on here then? Is this like /talk? Are you a friendly bunch or do you hate new people and call them nasty names?
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:21,
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New people are abused at firstIf they can get through that, they're welcomed here. We tend to talk nonsense, and in 9/10 conversations, we end up talking about food.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:22,
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well then, this sounds promising.NOW WHERE IS MY FUCKING ABUSE?
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:23,
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dimwit!retro abuse!
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:37,
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Fuck off Whiffy Savalas.To answer your question.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:23,
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ah - there it is - PHEW!what did you have for breakfast? I had Oatibix
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:24,
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yeh - it's like sawdustbut cholesterol is bad mmkay
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:28,
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get yerself some crispy bacon in a bowl of milk, unless you ain't a real man?(, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:29, Reply)
I'm too much of a real man unfortunatelyI don't want my GP to refer me to Dynorod
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:37,
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oh, and suddenly my interest is lost(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 11:01,
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it's just middle age settling injust don't be tempted by any of the spam emails you get.
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 13 Dec 2011, 11:04,
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oh, i font care about age, its the having a penis thing.Unless you're a hafaforite, then im still interested, probably more so.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 11:15,
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Oatibix? Can't deal with regular Weetabix you nonce?Alt: Delicious porridge.
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mehbut i am off to barbados in a few days, so woooo to that.
can we all go for drinks when i get back to show off my tan??
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:35,
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I just got back from PragueI don't have a tan. Well, maybe a yellowish tinge.
Drinks sound good :)
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It's all about rocking the jaundice look these days.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:38,
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what were you doing there?did you take the bike? did you get laid?
(the answer to the second question will, of course, depend upon the answer to the first)
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:38,
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Office Christmas PartyNo to the bike, no to getting laid. Lovely city though. Very pretty. Want to go back at some point.
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oh wellmaybe santa will let you fill someone's stockings
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 11:01,
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liver fsilure yrlllow?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 11:02,
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The adverts on TV were REALLY convincing OK!(
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:38,
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there's another kind?(
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:47,
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According to cockneck there is, yes.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:49,
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Burnt brown hard bacon is shitProperly cooked pink bendy bacon is alright.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:54,
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actually, nobendy pink bacon is for girls and children. Dark crunchy bacon is for men
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 13 Dec 2011, 11:05,
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I think the bacon manufacturers know a thing or two about how it should be cookedIt's pink in adverts. QED.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 11:14,
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adverts are for girls and children(
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 13 Dec 2011, 11:27,
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You're a fucking sock is what you are.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:30,
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I wish you were.I have a sneaking fondness for Janet
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 13 Dec 2011, 11:00,
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more strikethrough goldadd your word of choice... here. bonus points for savage venom.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:31,
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sister fucking paedo with all the intellect of a damp flannel and less interest.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:32,
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both excellentpoor old bert, the mask is slipping
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:33,
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hi rachelswipe, i'm haven problems getting over you and think i might need counsellincould you send me a pillow with the smell of yur hair on it? and do you know of any good grief counsellors?
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bury your face in your sister's prepubescent minge (again)that'll fix you
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:34,
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to be fairi haven't even managed to send you a dvd with the smell of my hair on it.
you'll have to come to a bash next year now!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:37,
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I can barely live with the idea that one day it might actually turn up in the post with the gentle scent of John Frieda and desperation clinging lovingly to the plasticised coating.(, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:38, Reply)
john frieda?er, what kind of chav pikey do you take me for?
my hair smells gently of bumble & bumble creme de coco masque this morning, at £30 a pop, thank you very much.
john frieda my arse. i hear you can buy that shit in SUPERDRUG, ffs.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:39,
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I totally fucking knew you'd go off on one like that, I couldn't be skewing my google history with searches for expensive hair products.I note you didn't dispute the desperation.
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well, noi didn't want you to feel alone there
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 11:04,
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what - posters are still cunts, but are interesting cunts?
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:29,
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Just to bring you up to speed.Quentin = Bert*.
Bert fucked his sister.
It's OK to ignore Bert.
*this is to be confirmed, but you may as well just go along with it.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:32,
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what the fuh?I thought I was being called Robert cos of that thing on Mongrels last week
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Please don't call me and my friends cunts, you don't even know us that well.How would you like it if I said a load of your friends are cunts even though I've never meet them? Exactly, think about things in future before you say something so hurtful.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:34,
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Yeah, but he's OUR cunt and woe betide anyone that upsets him.(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:36,
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Ok, I learnt about how to handle confrontation in these classes I took. First you explain the situation.
I have just come on here and have seen that this person who doesn't know us is calling me and some people I like cunts.
Then explain how the situation makes you feel.
I feel personally hurt and horrifide that I have been painted in a negative light despite my complete non envolvement.
Then explain how you'll resolve the situation.
First I need to check if the user profile belongs to a male or female.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:37,
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I thought I'd start from a robust standpointand improve my opinions of you all as you wear me down.
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:48,
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ma says "go in like a lamb and go out like a lion", shes not wrong(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 11:03,
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No, I think Ma has got confused thereShe is thinking about the month of March which is said to come in like a lion but go out like a lamb.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 11:07,
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i have breasts and i'm not a mandoes that help?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 11:03,
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are the breasts yours?you know we've both been b3tans a similar length of time, but have always been at different ends of the site. But now that we've eventually bumped in to each other, I feel that something right has happened, you know, like it was meant to happen. We have so much we can talk about, and I'm sure we can be useful to each other. In fact, my heart is pounding as I think about it. Do you want to feel it? Do you want to feel my pounding organ? Just give me your hand. That's it. Nice and gentle.....
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over to to you.
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 13 Dec 2011, 11:08,
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thank you for this, it's beautifulslightly smaller thank you for the cockgaz, not sure that was strictly necessary, but it made me smile anyway.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 11:12,
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at least you recognized it as a cock.most people think it's some kind of tumour growing out of my thigh
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 13 Dec 2011, 11:14,
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well initially i thought you were waving at me with your pinky(
rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 11:16,
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*goes back to therapy* :((
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 13 Dec 2011, 11:28,
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I feel I've found home!(
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:28,
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FETCH MY SLIPPERS!(
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:39,
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hi baldmoney - you do get abouthow's the PH revival going?
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:42,
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Oh hi there Griffy Savalas, that's a smashing blouse you've got on,(, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:31, Reply)
what? this old thing?I'm wearing a Bluth Company T-shirt, but nobody has ever got the reference
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:41,
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Yo Grifter!You sound like a right wanker.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:32,
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cheers!my technique is to whittle it to a point and then call the ambulance
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:41,
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oh wait are you that guy from board who is an architect or is that the guy who calls himself the great architect? i always get you confused(, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:35, Reply)
you know, bertif you keep this up, you'll hit 4,000 OT posts before christmas.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:36,
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Oh wait are you that guy from Dorking who's mentally unstable and a registered incest-nonce?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:36,
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he's that one who was killed in afghanistan(
rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:37,
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special skills: deflowering family members(
rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:41,
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no - that's The Great Architect. He's a great architect in real lifehis name is a pun on him being godlike or summat
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:44,
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You have to earn respect round here, you can only do that by busting out your rhymes for rap battle Friday(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:36,
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Oh god, wasn't that an attention seeking ploy from some internet bird?It worked as well :( terrible qotweeking
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:41,
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Internet attention seeking is pretty tragic (
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:43,
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Being on the internet full stop is attention seeking.(
girlinthehole, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:44,
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www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1468517
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:46,
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Of course, impartial observers, like your good self, aren't attention seekers in any way.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:51,
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Oh, that rings a bell now you say that.How unpleasant.
I mean, imagine restricting your wanking over QOTW to a Wednesday.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:43,
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Oh no, there's wankers here who post five days of the week, all day long(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:45,
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Is there some sort of scheme I can join instead?(
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:40,
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yeh - some kind of fast-track management type thingyou know, with Powerpoint presentations and feedback forms
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:49,
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!THAT HURTS!
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 13 Dec 2011, 11:00,
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To get a senior position here requires sonething terribly wrong with your life that you can beaker about(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 11:01,
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fuck - where do I start!(
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 13 Dec 2011, 11:12,
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You've been here seven and a half years and only thought to drop by today?*feels unloved*
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girlinthehole, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:37,
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I'm here now7.5 years is a mere moment in time. *soothes*
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:40,
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well yeah, Off Topic is B3ta's G SpotYou have to search for a while to find it, making your way through the delicate inner layers to find what you really want, and then when you do find it your disappointed and it doesn't really live up to your expactations at all
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so B3ta is like one big cunt then?(
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:44,
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course it is, /talk's the arsehole, board/s the gaping clungehole, QOTW is your labia and Links is just discharge(, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:45, Reply)
you know, the wikipedia article on b3ta does need an update(
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:50,
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That's because even once you've found it, if you bumble around like a retard, it's not going to to anyone any good.(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:44,
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look mate I ent never touched your g spot, and if I had I'm sure it would be alright but theres no need for this kind of bullys(, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:51, Reply)
and anyway it arguably doesn't exist?You might at least of compared it to the clitoris.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:49,
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Oh manthat's me told, a full 10 kilospoons registered on the morrissetometer.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:52,
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sooooyou're saying that the clitoris doesn't exist either?
oh dear.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 11:03,
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i think you're giving him too much credit........(
rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 11:06,
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he knows his stuff when it comes to helicopters, women are practically the same thingthey've got lots of buttons, sometimes you push the right ones and everythins ok but then you might just accidentally hit the fuel jettison button and before you know it you've crashed into a school palyground with kids everywhere and rotor blades tearing flesh and limbs from all and sundry
somehitng like that
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See, when you're posting this kind of shityou're actually really quite funny.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 11:31,
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no sweetieI meant he might at least have compared it to something that definitely DOES exist.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 11:30,
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I don't hate anyoneSome people here are funny, some are dull. I try to be rude to all in equal measures, but it is always done with love.
Now fuck off.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:46,
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are you one of the dull ones?(
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:50,
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No, that's me.I'm the dullest one here.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:51,
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I'm getting that(
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:51,
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please go and talk to someone else(
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:54,
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I'm crushed, Rory.At least you still give me some attention.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 11:01,
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I SAID: AT LEAST YOU STILL GIVE ME ATTENTION!(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 11:02,
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are you still here?(
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 13 Dec 2011, 11:12,
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The one you have to beware of is 'Naked Ape'.He's a ghastly old cove and his posts smell of wee-wee they're so rubbish.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:53,
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I'm concentrating on my work so hard that I drew blood from my lipTime for an /OT break, methinks
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Oh come onthat's just laying yourself open to the suggestion that your work requires you to bite down hard on something.
I'm not going to say I told you so about Man City but .. I told you so, mate.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:50,
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Yeah, yeah, I knowLike I said before, it's win/win. I can cope with you being right if City have an epic Bertdown
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I want to know who Yaya Toure was paying to not get sent off last night.Clattenburg was staring straight at him when he slapped Mata, and when he raked Ramires.
Not that I don't think any Chelsea player deserves pretty much everything they get, of course.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:54,
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Maybe the Ronaldo Ruling that I proposed a few years back is finally coming into effectThe gist being that the ref can deem any sufficiently cunty player to have dived when he goes down. Even if it was Zidane who "tackled" him.
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yeah .. but Mata seems OKhe didn't throw the toys when Toure kicked him on the floor and he didn't even react when Toure slapped him, which is probably the only reason Clattenburg didn't do anything. Which is a shame as yet again football is actively punishing those that actually grow a fucking pair.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:59,
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Morning DarthDid you see the link I put on your facebook last night?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:51,
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Nah mate, phone's acting upand was at Swing class last night so didn't get on the laptop. Should I be afraid?
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Nope, should give you a good laughIt's about Spurs fans abusing Sir Chris Hoy, as his name is similar enough to the ref who fucked them over on Sunday, the dimwitted pricks.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:54,
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if you can draw, why aren't you on /board with the rest of those arty /board cunts?(
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:51,
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I can only draw bloodThere's surprisingly little call for such a specific skill-set outside of Manga comics
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...and the 'emotional hardcore' scene.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:55,
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it's not stopping the Japanese one(
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:55,
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Don't be shyYou're a champion jism slurper from mens bottoms, aint no cum that you can't draw
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:56,
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Fucking hell, that's the most unpleasant thing I've read on here in a whileFull on 'urgh', I congratulate you.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 11:03,
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alright dart, will you be my boyfriend plz? i've going through a very difficult break-up(, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:52, Reply)
Yo, G-Sav!It's alright here - as long as you're not a dick, apparently :)
*high fives*
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YO K-MART!oh. that's a shame then
*goes for the handshake*
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:52,
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Tad hungover, very very tired. So, the usual really!Yourself?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 11:03,
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This board is full of tedious spastics.It's frightful, if I'm honest. I only come on here to nick their lunch money.
Because they're all fat their mums give them shitloads of cash for burgers etc which I nick and spend on Massive Drugs.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:57,
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you aren't having my lunch moneycos I've already spent it on chips
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 13 Dec 2011, 11:02,
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Mmmm, chipsI am FUCKING STARVING this morning
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 11:02,
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If that is soI have no option but to duff you up round the back of /OT.
You'll have to bring double tomorrow as well - or the duffing will escalate. I'm sorry if that seems unfair, I don't make the rules OK.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 11:08,
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Standard bullying rulesAs laid down in the Bullying Charter (Dir. 252)
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 11:10,
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in that caseI shall just have double chips for breakfast
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 13 Dec 2011, 11:10,
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the popular boardis like the "monty boyce hit parade" today.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 11:05,
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Fucking hell I'm top*pulls shirt over head*
*runs around office*
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 11:34,
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It's a combination of freshness and number of clicks(I think)
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 12:12,
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So it is.If I wasn't way too cool to give a stuff about that shit I'd be rather pleased.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 11:10,
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yeahlike you haven't printed it out to wrap your christmas presents in it
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 11:13,
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I'm getting a full back tattoo of a screenshot of it this very afternoon.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 11:15,
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Wrap them in it?That is the present he is giving to everyone.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 11:15,
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hahaha, first genuine click on OT from me for a while that, well done(, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 11:32, Reply)
Hey Swipey, you got a mention on OQTW todayjelly.b3ta.com/questions/sexyregrets/post1468508
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godyou put all that effort in, and he STILL gets your name wrong, the ungrateful fucktard
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 11:51,
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Nah, /talk's a bit shit.And these days it seems like a pale imitation of /offtopic. All the good talkers are slowly filtering over here, and Baldmonkey.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 13 Dec 2011, 11:20,
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But we also have Nakers so it's not all good news.Reading his posts is like being told you have a terminal illness - over and over a-fucking-gain.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 11:21,
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TBH I don't mind either Nakers or BobbyBoth are OK when they want to be and only one of them's a fat spastic. Either is preferable to Quentin, and I say this as possibly his biggest fan on this board.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 13 Dec 2011, 11:35,
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I actually really like Nakers and his posts aren't really that shit at all.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 11:37,
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I thought the Nakers thing was a joke.I like him anyway.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 11:37,
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Fair enough, I'll take second biggest.I just wish he'd stop trying so hard to be a tedious twat.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 13 Dec 2011, 11:44,
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Maybe he's not trying.I prefer him when he's being a cunt than when he's trying to be normal anyway.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 11:47,
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OR
*pictures roota as kathy bates*
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 11:50,
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Payback and American History X are two that make me cringe.The kerb scene especially.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 11:52,
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I didn't say I'm scared of them, I said they make me cringe.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 11:56,
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because your a poofter whose mum killed herself cos her daddy interfered with her?(, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 11:57, Reply)
Of course, I forgot, you made those jokes so you could prove that it's not funny when it's someone elses Mum, blah blah, etc.So why this time, is your Sister not putting out this week, eh Bert?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 12:02,
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that router person said she prefferd it when i'm a cunt so i'm being a cuntis your step mum fit? I bet your dad thinks so, prolly best he ever had
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no youn are!I for one would like to be exempted from this statement
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You are a mong for different reasons.But if you let me down you're dead to me.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 11:50,
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