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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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The fact that the Krankies were swingers doesn't come as much of a shock but who the fuck would they have swung with?
*bokes*

Swinging? Harmless fun or dirty gets who want their cake and eat it?
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:02, 221 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
I don't like the idea of those partys where everyone throw their car keys in a bowl
I can't drive.
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:05, Reply)
I don't want to google Krankies + Swinging
so I'll assume you're telling the truth.
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:05, Reply)
LATEST HOT NEWS CHOMPY!!!!

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:06, Reply)
Clegg looks a bit Hitlery in this photo
uk.news.yahoo.com/clegg-attacks-tories-1950s-tax-062538958.html
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:08, Reply)
he looks like he's eating a really big invisible sandwich

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:10, Reply)
hahahaha!

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:16, Reply)
He should be sacked for looking a bit like Hitler.

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:10, Reply)
Where is Al?

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:16, Reply)
fuck off I look nothing like hitler.

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:18, Reply)
Disguise innit?

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:19, Reply)
but you can make a really big sandwich disapear.

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:28, Reply)
This gets a click

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:32, Reply)
But that's because he's magic-al

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:59, Reply)
Very good

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:02, Reply)
You're clearly Goering
upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/2c/Goering1932.jpg
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:57, Reply)
Goering appears to have been gloss varnished

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:02, Reply)
To be honest I typed Fat Nazi in google search

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:03, Reply)
hahaha!
Excellent
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:06, Reply)
He's spot on though
Why the fuck is a conservative-liberal coalition attempting to encourage lifestyle choices liek marriage.

It reeks of Labour, tax credits and arbitrary redisribution of wealth.
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:58, Reply)
I have no such qualms
whatculture.com/news/krankies-swingers-story-well-played-metro-newspaper-snapper.php
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:08, Reply)
*loses game pie*

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:18, Reply)
i'd have hit dat

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:09, Reply)
I've just read about that
Seriously? WTF

In other news, I've accidently just spent £6 on a piece of game pie. It was worth every fucking penny!
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:15, Reply)
How can you not be the size of a house?

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:18, Reply)
I literally have no idea

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:19, Reply)
Washed down with 2l of chocolate milkshake and some crisps
....and 4 chocolates
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:22, Reply)
I hate you.

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:23, Reply)
Sorry
I'm eating and drinking for two now
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:23, Reply)
You and whose army?

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:29, Reply)
If you aren't going to drink for Christmas, then I will

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:31, Reply)
Fair enough!

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:35, Reply)
How do they expect to be recommissioned with those revelations

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:21, Reply)
Maybe they're hoping for a more alternative audience.

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:22, Reply)
Paedo granny fucking, it's so wrong it still aint right

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:25, Reply)
He's behind you!

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:26, Reply)
+with the back wheels in

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:27, Reply)
They are taking the "Chegwin" route

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:23, Reply)
Pfft
I do not want to see a relaunch of Naked Jungle featuring those two.
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:26, Reply)
The only things I can remember about the Krankies was
thick Scottish accents, fandibidozy and terminal unfunniness
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:27, Reply)
That's about the long and the short of it.

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:27, Reply)
nicely

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:28, Reply)
I watched that show :(

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:26, Reply)
Why Rory? WHY?!

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:27, Reply)
buckets

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:28, Reply)
haha! and me.
Can't be unwatched though : (
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:28, Reply)
If that's your thing then there's nothing wrong with it I guess
not my cup of tea however.

And it's obvious the Krankies swung with the apes in the trees
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:34, Reply)
Swinging: Nice idea scary reality
Whenever there's a documentary on it it's all old hairy people you'd not tough with a barge pole.

A similar phenomenon I noticed at fetish clubs: It's always the massively over weight hairy old guy walking around starkers or wearing nowt but a PVC thong, always.

Great, typing that has brought back way to many memories. *slugs vodka in an attempt to forget*
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:36, Reply)
One thing I regret is not going to fetish clubs when I was younger and more of a size for rubber wear.

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:39, Reply)
nobody looks good in rubber, though.

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:41, Reply)
Batman?

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:41, Reply)
I don't recall batman wearing rubber?
have you been watching specialist remakes?
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:42, Reply)
maybe....

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:42, Reply)
He certainly did in the first 4 films.

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:44, Reply)
looks like plastic to me.

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:45, Reply)
Then your eyes need checking
It was clearly rubber.
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:47, Reply)
It even had nipples in the fourth one.

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:47, Reply)
Yeah, THAT was a good idea.

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:49, Reply)
wikipedia says foam rubber
which is generally polyurethane, not rubber, but, yeah, you're half right. I couldn't see them being made of actual rubber because it's simply too fucking difficult to work with and to get on and off.
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:52, Reply)
Most (un)intentionally homosexual argument in the history of the internet
taking place right here.
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:01, Reply)
Oh, I meant it to be bent
I'm just channeling Al's secret lust for me.
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:03, Reply)
Very kind of you Badger
luckily it doesn't distract from your browsing and tea drinking, except for the moment the sweaty weight falls onto your back in exhaustion
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:06, Reply)
are you speaking from experience?

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:22, Reply)
No. But I have a strong sense of empathy
just take a deep breath and hold it in your lungs for as long as necessary
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:29, Reply)
I shall bear that kind advice in mind.

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:34, Reply)
I wasn't complaining.

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:11, Reply)
"There's something about an anatomically correct rubber suit..."
Poison Ivy, Batman and Robin.
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:47, Reply)
see above ^

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:52, Reply)
Beg to differ
It can work on the right person, although I'm buggered if I'm posting links, but an cover of Skin Two will contradict you.
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:42, Reply)
well, not really, cos it's my personal opinion.
It's only true insofar as my personal opinion is obviously always correct.
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:43, Reply)
Fair enough, all personal taste and all that.

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:45, Reply)
Indeed
I suppose it depends, really, but I don't see why, in general, you'd want to cover skin. Skin is good.
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:47, Reply)
Well, yes, but this objection aplies to clothes in general, rathe than just rubber wear.
Rubber has the advantage/disadvantage or being about the least concealing material ever.
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:48, Reply)
Unless it contradicts that of the badger.
Incidentally, I discovered how he got the scar on his forhead the other night. Quite amusing.
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:48, Reply)
Do share Alphonse, do share.

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:49, Reply)
Got drunk didn't he, fell down some steps.
Didn't get another date.
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:50, Reply)
Well, we've all done that...

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:50, Reply)
haha, you've been talking to Tal
I don't think "date" really came into it, though.
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:54, Reply)
Yeah you keep telling yourself that big man.

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:56, Reply)
sweetheart, Tal and I went to bed once or maybe twice.
I think, at the time, she'd have been at least as offended as I if you called it a date. The stairs incident occured some time later after an extremely drunken night at the Astoria.
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:59, Reply)
you just keep telling yourself that big man.

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:02, Reply)
OK, I will.

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:03, Reply)
You could ask your tailor to sew it into the lining of your suits when he takes them in.

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:06, Reply)
you do realise
that you are, here, taking the piss out of me for pulling a really quite fit girl 18 years ago who you happen to know now?

I'm struggling to see the mileage in this, I'll be honest.
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:09, Reply)
I agree, which is why I don't know why you keep replying.
I just found it amusing listening to someone who knew you many years ago mocking you.
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:15, Reply)
just as long as I'm indirectly amusing you
then we can all be happy.
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:17, Reply)
You'd be fine
there's nothing more I can say to this without digging a big deep hole, but trust me you'd be fine.
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:41, Reply)
*passes shovel*
Go on : )
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:44, Reply)
Frankly compared to some people I've seen at fetish clubs
anyone on this forum would get along just fine. Also the fetish crown is/was one of the nicest and most accepting bunch of people I've ever met. I'd imagine your only problem would be people pestering you to dominate them, given your height.
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:47, Reply)
Therein lies the problem.
I'm passive.

Well I would be given half a chance!
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:49, Reply)
Yes, I know.
Quite common with Tall/strong/otherwise apparently dominant women in my experience.
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:50, Reply)
I'm doooooooooooooomed!
Doooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooomed.
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:53, Reply)
Not really, just not destined to be a hit on the fetish scene.

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:56, Reply)
Let's face it, I'm not destined to be a hit on any scene.

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:03, Reply)
Although I haven't tried being a prisoner penpal yet.

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:07, Reply)
But who wears the fetish crown?

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:06, Reply)
King of the fetish innit.

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:07, Reply)
I've just remembered there's a B3tan that swings but I can't remember his name.
He posted something about it ages ago. We should ask if he's hooked up with them.
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:37, Reply)
I would think admitting to swinging is one thing
but fucking the Krankies might be a touch too far
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:40, Reply)
a touch?
do you think? really?
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:41, Reply)
A smidgeon

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:42, Reply)
Each to their own
what people get up to in their own time is entirely up to them. My problem with swinging is that the practitioners are usually so ugly they could make bats crash.
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:38, Reply)
An excellent turn of phrase

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:39, Reply)
Complete agreement
I have never understood why people feel the need to comment on other peoples' sex lives, or pass judgement on it. It's kind of pathetic.
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:47, Reply)
you would say that, you dirty bugger

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:57, Reply)
Yup!

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:08, Reply)
You ever seen a music video on YouTube? KAPLOWIE, RIGHT IN THE KISSER, downloaded music right there.

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:43, Reply)
Pedantry is not your thing Gonz.

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:45, Reply)
Yeah but Podiatry is right up his street.
He just gets them confused.
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:49, Reply)
Haha, to true.
My stomach hurts, it keeps on making me wince, the painkillers are making me not care at the moment, but I still know it hurts =(
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:49, Reply)
Poor Gonz : (

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:50, Reply)

Swingers are harmless, and everyone likes a bit if they can get it.
lthough there was an article I read that seemed to imply generally swinging couples tend to have one that's in to it and one that just gets sort of persuaded to go in to it.
As long as they are clean and indoors, leave em to it.
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:45, Reply)
What's wrong with doggers?

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:49, Reply)
Bank crisis

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:50, Reply)
nothing i suppose,
More danger of offending someone than if you're in a house.
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:55, Reply)
I Like the way you rhyme it with it and then it.

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:50, Reply)
He needed to make sure you understood which bits were the bits that were meant to rhyme.

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:53, Reply)
next week,
Beat poetry.
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:56, Reply)
4EVAGR8FL

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:59, Reply)
True. I read that generally men want to get into it
and women want to stay in it once they've been persuaded because they have more choice.
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:54, Reply)
yeah,
That's the conclusion I think this article came to. Not my thing though.
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:56, Reply)
I have less of a problem with the sharing bit than the watching bit.
In theory I could handle an open relationship but as I'm having problems finding one guy, having more than one seems laughable.
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:56, Reply)
You know I'd let you share me at the drop of hat Blousie, but you live so far away
and Mrs Al is so very wonderful that I couldn't bare to hurt her.
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:58, Reply)
I know Al.
Thanks anyway : )
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:00, Reply)
I reckon most people on here are secret swingers
and there is a secret calendar where all the cliquey members plot orgies and try and convince Tutt and Madam Marlboro to join in.
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:56, Reply)
hang on,
I remember being linked to an event on calendar that was a fetish swing thing.
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:57, Reply)
Me too
It was everyone but Wormulus invited
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:59, Reply)
Imagine if everyone turned up
Just pause and imagine it.

You'd have BGB naked in the same room as Piston Broke.
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:00, Reply)
I don't know who Piston Broke is

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:00, Reply)
Replace the words Piston Broke with
baldmonkey
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:02, Reply)
Or more simply replace with 'any b3tan'

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:05, Reply)
Imagine Sexface getting down and dirty with Clendrix
whist Gonzo tugged off over b3rt's tits.
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:06, Reply)
Why did you just make me think of sexface soing anything at all?

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:07, Reply)
And now I've remembered that he shagged Lampito.

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:07, Reply)
I don't know who Sexface is either

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:09, Reply)
You live a lucky life cow.

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:11, Reply)
It would seem so!

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:12, Reply)
He was single handedly responsible for getting Catface and CHCB together.

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:12, Reply)
Maybe I should borrow him and get him to pretend to make advances.

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:14, Reply)
Was that due to CHCB desperately trying to not be accosted by Sexface?
Genius.
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:19, Reply)
Pretty much, yeah.

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:21, Reply)
I'd like to think my toilet played a small, yet significant part in that event.

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:21, Reply)
posts as jimbob sometimes I think
did terrible terrible standup 'comedy'
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:02, Reply)
Be glad.

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:02, Reply)
I echo this sentiment.

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:03, Reply)
All eyes would be on my amazing muff.

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:02, Reply)
*irl boke*

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:03, Reply)
My work here is done.

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:04, Reply)
Do you put your hands in it to keep them warm on cold days?
Is it coloured like a Dalmation?
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:03, Reply)
Muff Diving 101

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:04, Reply)
Who is tutt?

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:59, Reply)
Top Up The Tea
I've seen her on some bash photos
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:59, Reply)
Unwilling recipient of lots of pandering.

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:59, Reply)
I would suggest
unwilling possibly, but if she didn't want the sweaty-handed cockgazzing her it probably wasn't the cleverest move in the world to link to her Flickr pool here..
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:02, Reply)
Who would have thought that the internet is populated entirely by needy virgins with no social skills

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:05, Reply)
who indeed.

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:05, Reply)
Good point well made.

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:07, Reply)
I shall agree with you, because, of course, this implies that I am not a fat sweaty, needy virgin.
Oh no, perish the thought.
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:07, Reply)
But we know that Wormulus is a real hit with women.

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:09, Reply)
Its the mouth that makes it.

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:12, Reply)
Yes, I've seen him in action.
it was.... impressive
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:12, Reply)
The trick is to find the one thing in their life which they are most insecure about
and then mercilessly bully them about it until they convince themselves that sleeping with me is somehow 'getting their own back'.

N.B only works on b3tans.
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:14, Reply)
It's actually worked?
Wow, I'm impressed
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:15, Reply)
it generally works very well with the needy and insecure
the problem is, it requires you to be an utter cunt to people.
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:18, Reply)
This must be why I have yet to loose my V plates
Well I can go to my fat, sweaty, virginal grave secure in the knowledge that I was the better man.
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:19, Reply)
*lose

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:24, Reply)
You can actually get all the being a cunt out of the way in the first minute or so
It helps if you already have a reputation as an arrogant cunt but loyal followers who will tell everyone 'He's really nice once you get to know him'.

All my posts on b3ta are basically a vast web of lies created to entrap nerdy girls who don't know how to wear makeup properly.
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:21, Reply)
I've got to make tracks
we can continue this later.
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:24, Reply)
well, duh.
I think most of us knew that. What impresses most is that the women know that too and yet still fall for it. One of life's many mysteries.
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:25, Reply)
Interestingly you seem to giving the textbook b3tan signs that you desire me sexually.

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:19, Reply)
Take me Wormo, take me now.

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:20, Reply)
..and they are?

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:20, Reply)
Reflecting my approach.
Talking about me a lot.
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:23, Reply)
I see

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:23, Reply)
I have no idea what reflecting means in this context
but I barley talk about you at all these days.
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:29, Reply)
But you do deliver corny lines with a rye smile

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:39, Reply)
Do I?
Good, good, not sure what bearing this has on my desire for hot gay sex with Wormy boy though.
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:42, Reply)
top up the tea.

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:00, Reply)
Oh I remember seeing some pictures of her.

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:01, Reply)
I still don't understand how Damion managed to pull so much.

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:14, Reply)
I know
Blur were shite
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:16, Reply)
they were quite fun
not worth the hype, but what ever is?
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:17, Reply)
Tayyabs

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:18, Reply)
aparently that's gone down hill
Needos is the place to go now.
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:20, Reply)
It was worth the hype when I went
Needoos will be the next one
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:21, Reply)
Tayyabs is still great
but Needoo is the fucking bomb.
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:27, Reply)
Needos was good when I went
but I was too drunk to really appreciate it. *shakes fist at Monty and his Brandy*
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:27, Reply)
Hang on a sec
What did you eat in there??
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:40, Reply)
curry type stuff.
I asked for a cress sandwitch but they didn't have it.
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:41, Reply)
Haha!

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:46, Reply)
I bet they'd have had a go
with this guy

In other news, has the postman brought anybody anything nice?
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:07, Reply)
Rings
Twice
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:09, Reply)
Cool.
What sort of rings?
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:11, Reply)
*shakes head*
Afternoon b3th. How are you this fine Monday? Did you have a nice birthday meal out?
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:13, Reply)
The kind when you have bells hanging from your epiglottis

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:13, Reply)
Cock rings

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:13, Reply)
I got a new heat exchanger for the fridge this morning.
Fucking thing weighed so much the postie refused to carry it in.
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:12, Reply)
You should have got down to Selfridges

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:15, Reply)
boom boom.

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:19, Reply)
Miserable cunt.
What are they like, eh?
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:15, Reply)
he was moaning that he'd fallen over three times on his round.
Reckon the bastard deserved it.
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:18, Reply)
I've just been tasting cheeses in the cheesemongers, now my fingers stink of cheese
what do your fingers smell of?
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:11, Reply)
After dinner yesterday I could smell cheese the whole of teh way home.

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:12, Reply)
are you being stalked by a cheddar?

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:13, Reply)
A GORGEous Cheddar?

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:14, Reply)
Desperation!

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:12, Reply)
Hammers

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:12, Reply)
Your mum.

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:13, Reply)
Pie

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:13, Reply)
hairy pie?

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:15, Reply)
Almost
It was game though
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:15, Reply)
What was in it?

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:28, Reply)
I have no idea
Tasted bloody lovely though!
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:38, Reply)
Paperclips

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:14, Reply)
*fives*

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:15, Reply)
they're too cold to smell of anything
fucking shit heating in my office.
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:15, Reply)
Hand sanitiser

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:15, Reply)
Are you going to be around Manchester on the 20th June?

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:22, Reply)
Can't see any reason I won't be, why?

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:23, Reply)
Me and a mate shall be down there for the afternoon to see Pearl Jam if you fancy a pint or 7

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:24, Reply)
Certainly sounds good to me!

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:28, Reply)
Sorted
I'll gaz you close to the time to sort it out
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:39, Reply)

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