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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'm still bored.
Someone entertain me. Please.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 20:50, 153 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
here are some goths in some trees
gothsuptrees.tumblr.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 20:50, Reply)
Thanks Captain!
I don't think I've ever seen a goth in a tree is real life. But then I don't think I've ever seen a baby pigeon in real life either.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 20:54, Reply)
i saw baby seagulls once
they were cute

true story
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 21:02, Reply)
I once saw a seagull eat an ice lolly stick.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 21:08, Reply)
it is the end of times

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 21:18, Reply)
Speaking of which
christiansforamoralamerica.blogspot.com/2011/12/rapture-nye-goodbye-post.html

This lot thought they were going up on Saturday night.

Oh I've just checked the link and this page does not exist. Maybe they went but didn't tell us heathens.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 21:23, Reply)
They're not really UP trees are they?
They're at the bottom of trees looking sulky.

I was hoping for people in long plastic raincoats 150' up on Douglas Firs.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 21:06, Reply)
only you can make this happen

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 21:06, Reply)
Don't make me do it.
The prospect of latter day Goths stuck in the high branches of a pine plantation appeals - two things that I despise combined.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 21:10, Reply)
Maybe you could add a Goth up a tree photo to your company website.
I mean, you've been saying you need to 'branch' out.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 21:14, Reply)
Not sure it's a selling point really
"I have a Property Business and as a sideline I put nihilistic teenagers in non-native trees."
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 21:19, Reply)
You need to put down some stronger 'roots'

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 21:20, Reply)

nihilistic pathetic, whiny, never-been-outside-their-black-painted-bedroom-walls (who have as much attachment to nihilism as a brussel sprout does to culinary excellence)
(I helped save b3ta! Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 21:22, Reply)
There is no money to be gained by putting spotty teenagers in trees.
I bet in the whole history of the internet nobody has ever said that before.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 21:28, Reply)
you are thinking small
there is always a money making angle in every business opportunity
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 21:30, Reply)
Hey Mother!
How about I stick your badly adjusted Sunny-D addicted child up a tall tree for a bit?

I'll give you a good shagging then get the child down before your dull husband comes home.

I need a Cherrypicker that does about 50 now - it works!
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 21:38, Reply)
*Dances*

(I helped save b3ta! Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 20:53, Reply)
To what tune Mat. To. What. Tune.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 20:54, Reply)
...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yExwkQYcp0
(I helped save b3ta! Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 20:56, Reply)
That dance looks a bit complicated for me.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 20:58, Reply)
Get drunk
Everything is easier when drunk. It doesn't help that that song is in 7/8 time, which makes it a bugger to clap along to.
(I helped save b3ta! Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 21:00, Reply)
This is very true.
*Reaches for the booze*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 21:02, Reply)
Or maybe
this
(I helped save b3ta! Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 20:58, Reply)
This 'un.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lno7vUrgRTQ
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 21:01, Reply)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6Il58Ln4cI
(I helped save b3ta! Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 21:06, Reply)
this is how I relax.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CS7asTVv7Pc
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 2 Jan 2012, 21:26, Reply)
this is me and MMPS
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtyRZZALH1E
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 2 Jan 2012, 21:30, Reply)
I'm watching country strong.
Feeling especially country today.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 20:57, Reply)
Are you chanting
USA! USA! USA! A lot as well?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 20:59, Reply)
While wearing a checked shirt
Clutching a bible in one hand and a crayfish fork in the other.
(I helped save b3ta! Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 21:01, Reply)
And shooting people.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 21:07, Reply)
She would have to be in a rocking chair on a whitewashed porch
With some sort of string-and-shotgun arrangement.
(I helped save b3ta! Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 21:09, Reply)
I don't think we should continue being mean about the USA
K is quite poorly at the moment and probably needs Lemsip and hugs.

If she doesn't get them, she won't be well enough to eat a burger and watch Fox news.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 21:11, Reply)
Don't forget the crate of bud light* in easy reach

*Nearly frozen gnat's piss, as it's known over here.
(I helped save b3ta! Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 21:17, Reply)
I MAY ACCEPT ANY SHIT YOU SAY TO ME ABOUT A LOT OF THINGS BUT YOU WILL NOT DISRESPECT BUD LIGHT

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 21:21, Reply)
How strong is Bud light?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 21:22, Reply)
I don't know, 4% or something

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 21:23, Reply)
4.2%
Never drink anything you wouldn't be able to stand a spoon up in.
(I helped save b3ta! Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 21:26, Reply)
fuck you
I'll drink what I please
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 21:26, Reply)
I am appalled
that I can't order directly online.

Unlike these guys: www.staustellbreweryshop.co.uk/acatalog/Bottled_Beers.html
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 21:36, Reply)
While I can't deny that I dislike their beer tremendously
http://www.brewdog.com/sink_the_bismark
(I helped save b3ta! Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 21:41, Reply)
That's just silly
whereas Smugglers is lovely and Tribute is really good.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 21:48, Reply)
This place is just down the road from me, in a converted farm
The old growler has won dozens of awards, as well as having a silly name.
(I helped save b3ta! Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 21:52, Reply)
Good from a driving point of view I'm guessing.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 21:27, Reply)
I hear it's so benign
They're using it in IV medicine instead of saline solution.
(I helped save b3ta! Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 21:27, Reply)
oh blah de blah blah

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 21:33, Reply)
I'm now thinking of Desmond and Molly.
Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 21:37, Reply)
Life goes on

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 21:39, Reply)
la la la la life goes on.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 21:40, Reply)
I don't even know what you're talking about

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 21:40, Reply)
This!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPoNH4gidLg
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 21:43, Reply)
nope, sorry, watching country strong right now

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 21:47, Reply)
Was the Dukes of Hazzard a documentary?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 21:51, Reply)
Of course not
It was a series of citizenship videos.
(I helped save b3ta! Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 21:53, Reply)
probably
as well as the beverly hillbillies
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 21:53, Reply)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 21:59, Reply)
what?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 22:01, Reply)
You made me smile.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 22:04, Reply)
aw schucks *scuffs dirt*

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 23:40, Reply)
Southern Stereotype 101

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 21:11, Reply)
psh, right, shit heads
my porch is not white washed, it's brick and concrete
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 21:21, Reply)
I'm not sure I'm up to it,
pretty tired. soz. X
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 2 Jan 2012, 21:21, Reply)
A little more stamina required here.
I have been known to post from the floor.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 21:31, Reply)
I seem to be able to muster the energy to raise a beer to my lips,
and type. I'm beginning to worry if i'll be able to muster the energy for pressing matters such as toilet, or getting more beer.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 2 Jan 2012, 21:37, Reply)
More beer is important.
What sort of flooring you got? Piss in carpet isn't easy.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 21:40, Reply)
hardwood floors,
but I'm on a nice leather sofa. Hmm, probably could roll myself on to the floor, but then the laptop may be damaged.
First world problems right here.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 2 Jan 2012, 21:42, Reply)
Practise makes perfect
Have you got the added problem - as me, Jeff, and DG have - of having to go outside for a tab?
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 21:45, Reply)
don't smoke much anymore,
only really at work, so that's one problem avoided.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 2 Jan 2012, 21:46, Reply)
I really don't know why I go out to smoke.
Habit, I suppose. There's only me and the cats, and it's my own house.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 21:56, Reply)
probably the cats,
they get to you while you're sleeping with subconscious messages about smoking outdoors and buying [insert brand name cat food here]* instead of generic brand

I realised that I could think of no cat food that I wasn't sure no longer existed
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 2 Jan 2012, 22:01, Reply)
It's ex-Mrs TD
Who hated smoking in the house. But the cats and occassional dogs don't like it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 22:05, Reply)
Plus when other people come round you don't want your house to reek of stale tabs.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 22:07, Reply)
Nobody comes to my house any more.
Especially not women.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 22:10, Reply)
have you become a crazy cat man?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 2 Jan 2012, 22:12, Reply)
I've found TD a new woman!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2-15mYWpmA
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 22:14, Reply)
Yes.
I've bought a Raleigh Shopping Bike and I go to Morrisons with the cats in the basket.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 22:16, Reply)
You are my hero.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 2 Jan 2012, 22:18, Reply)
also,
www.iluvcats.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 2 Jan 2012, 22:20, Reply)
43 years on this earth and I finally get acceptance!

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 22:21, Reply)
beer in a glass?
Problem solved. Bottle or can trickier.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 21:49, Reply)
wish i'd thought of that before.
I might get a funnel and just keep it by the sofa, and buy a little mini-fridge.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 2 Jan 2012, 21:53, Reply)
I have a spectacularly bruised arse.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 2 Jan 2012, 21:26, Reply)
Did you get the sweary one a strap-on for Christmas?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 21:28, Reply)
No.
Spent the day in Edinburgh yesterday. Got spectacularly pissed and slipped down the stairs when we got home.

I also have several other minor injuries from yesterday. All in all I was very clever.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 2 Jan 2012, 21:31, Reply)
Good work!
Did you have a nice Christmas and New Year?

I hope you got Blousie drunk.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 21:34, Reply)
It was very pleasant thanks.
Blousey got a little tipsy but not as bad as last year. Yesterday was an absolute fucking riot from start to finish, haven't laughed so much for ages. I was informed this morning that I fell off the train when we got back; I have no recollection of this at all, but it would explain the chunk of flesh missing from my right hand and the slight tenderness of my ankle. Oh, and also the skinned knee and bruised shoulder.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 2 Jan 2012, 21:39, Reply)
Sounds like good work
Hats off.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 21:41, Reply)
It was one of the older 125's where you have to open the window and open the door from the outside.
I'm told it swung open unexpectedly and the momentum swung me out and deposited me on the platform.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 2 Jan 2012, 21:45, Reply)
I wouldn't know about trains...

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 21:57, Reply)
Good work!
I'm glad you had fun!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 21:42, Reply)
Good job I was so pissed.
I could have been seriously injured otherwise.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 2 Jan 2012, 21:46, Reply)
We call those mysterious injuries you pick up when drunk 'cider burns'

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 21:46, Reply)
I also fell over on new year's eve.
I blame that squarely on the last mojito the Beekers made. It was very strong.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 2 Jan 2012, 21:49, Reply)
I got on the BBC Sport live updates earlier.
All in all a good day, especially considering I'm still yet to leave my bed.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 21:49, Reply)
Why not go for a walk Baz.
A bit of fresh-air will perk you up a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 21:52, Reply)
Nah I'm fine now, although getting to sleep later is going to be a nightmare.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 21:56, Reply)
Where is it you live, Guv?
Noticed a reference to Bromley a while ago.

I lived in gorgeous Penge for a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 22:02, Reply)
My mother resides in Bromley and my father in Blackheath.
I alternate between the two.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 22:03, Reply)
Had lots of fun in Blackheath
My brother was the gaffer of the boozer in the middle of the common (Queen's?) for a while.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 22:08, Reply)
Princess of Wales is the one right on the common.
Had some good drinks outside there during the Summer, my dad's place is on the same road that goes through the common so I'm only thirty seconds away. Bloody expensive though.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 22:21, Reply)
Your old man charges you for drinking in his boozer?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 22:22, Reply)
That's the one
But I'm mixed up. Our Kid managed the Vanburgh in the village.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 22:29, Reply)
Penge is Excellent.
If there were not a Fucking Big Hill between it and my work I might live there still.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 2 Jan 2012, 22:11, Reply)
I lived on Maple Road
Right at the top end - Benhurst Court - at the junction of Annerley Road.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 22:14, Reply)
Well fuck me.
I lived at 122 for about 3 months immediately after I separated from the Ex, before moving to New Cross. It would be my ideal location, but my land lady was menkal. Very good bike shop down the bottom.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 2 Jan 2012, 22:16, Reply)
Benhurst Court was right at the top
I'll have walked past your place because I worked in Bromley and went to Penge East for the train.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 22:19, Reply)
'Tis verily a small world.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 2 Jan 2012, 22:40, Reply)
Aug 1999 - May 2000
122 would be down towards the main road. Nearer to Sainsbury's and the awful Irish pub on the corner.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 22:46, Reply)
I just eated ice cream
it was good
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 22:18, Reply)
What flavour?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 22:19, Reply)
phish food

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 22:20, Reply)
I've not had ice-cream for ages.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 22:21, Reply)
I'm only eating it because you were talking about ice cream yesterday

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 22:23, Reply)
Yeah.
And now I want a Cornetto.

I'd have any Cornetto as well. Although mint is my favourite.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 22:24, Reply)
seriously?!
that's crazy - the best one is strawberry by a mile
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 22:28, Reply)
I think we need Alberto the Frog right now.

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 22:32, Reply)
Bod!
One Farmer Barlemow...
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 22:36, Reply)
And that's Snap.

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 22:50, Reply)
I got the power

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 22:55, Reply)
I so wish you hadn't done that
They claimed that they had the power.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 22:57, Reply)
do do doo di di di dododo di di

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 22:58, Reply)
FACT: That was the first tune I have any conscious memory of.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 22:59, Reply)
my god you must be young
or amnesiac
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 23:00, Reply)
Bit of both, born 1986 and have an appalling long-term memory.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 23:01, Reply)
He's young
He's one of the handful of B3tans I've met.

I commend him to the world as a top geezer.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 23:03, Reply)
It's been nearly five years since I last had any.
Not had ice cream for a while either!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 22:41, Reply)
You need to sort this out.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 22:46, Reply)
Truth be told, I don't right like ice cream.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 22:48, Reply)
Alright Jeff
merry new year and that.
(berk, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 22:51, Reply)
Happy new year berk
I hope 2012 is well mint for you.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 22:53, Reply)
Just Jeff, eh?
This is all like, daytime elitist.

We know where we ain't wanted.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 22:54, Reply)
is Jeff,
or Geoff proper?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 2 Jan 2012, 22:59, Reply)
Call him Mullered.

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 23:04, Reply)
Hang on

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 23:06, Reply)
You were good as Mullered and you're a good 'un now.

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 23:09, Reply)
I'm not sure I want to risk upsetting a man who fucks dogs.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 2 Jan 2012, 23:07, Reply)
It's OK - he only fucks shit little dogs like Yorkshire Terriers and Jack Russells.

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 23:12, Reply)
I'm not here daytimes
Anymore, on account of this contract being office based.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 22:59, Reply)
*does a little dance*
*falls over*
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 2 Jan 2012, 23:05, Reply)
are you drunk young lady?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 23:07, Reply)
Not tonight, no.
I'm having another weird episode of unjustifiable optimism. It's really nice, but I bet it won't last.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 2 Jan 2012, 23:10, Reply)
i need to catch some of that
I'm just wasting days away moping and failing to start the big pile of work.

why is everything going to be good then?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 23:13, Reply)
It probably isn't.
But I'd like to think it might.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 2 Jan 2012, 23:15, Reply)
It's your choice.
Better or worse?
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 23:18, Reply)
It's going to be good.
I've decided.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 2 Jan 2012, 23:21, Reply)
It'll be great
You'll get a new job.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 23:27, Reply)
then maybe it will
if nothing else, buy ice cream, it turns out it's really nice
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 23:20, Reply)
I have a tub of ice cream in the freezer.
Unusually for me, it hasn't been touched.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 2 Jan 2012, 23:20, Reply)
Drunk
I hope.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 23:09, Reply)
Was that entertaining?
Bedtime.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 23:37, Reply)
but i only just got back

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 23:41, Reply)
Where have you been?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 23:44, Reply)
out

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 23:45, Reply)

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