There seems to have been
More sniping than usual on here lately. What off-topicers do you actually like?

Alt. Breakfast!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 8:35, 225 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I like pretty much everyone on here
Sometimes, some people wind me up a little, most of them time they don't.

Alt: Marmite on toast, can of Diet Coke.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 8:40, Reply)

I love you Ro-land.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 8:41, Reply)

Alright Monty?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 8:42, Reply)

Tired but OK, thank you.
How are you? It's fucking windy here today.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 8:43, Reply)

How did your drug harvesting go?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 8:44, Reply)

I didn't have to do anything.
Just kept my chum company for a bit.

AMAZINGLY I MANAGED TO EVADE CAPTURE BY THE SUPER-SPECIAL COPS.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 8:49, Reply)

OH MY HOLY FUCK YOU'RE SUCH A HERO!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 8:50, Reply)

TOTALLY BRAGGING RIGHT HERE.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 8:51, Reply)

don't know if i ever said you was bragging, just pointed out that your stupid

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:23, Reply)

oh dear, maybe you didn't see the bit where i mentioned that one of my employees is ex-filth
and calls his old super every day, would you like me to show him your previous posts, monty boyce of ***** catalogue company, north finchley?

www.flickr.com/photos/29571759@N05/5229244134/
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:04, Reply)

You should follow him around in your helicopter

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:09, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/talk/7417771
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:11, Reply)

The sort of chopper made by Raleigh?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:20, Reply)

naw, its a robinson R22

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:22, Reply)

Nice,
I have a classic Bell 47 myself.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:25, Reply)

ew, ugly ugly chopper

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:28, Reply)

I like flying round in a goldfish bowl
I hum the theme from MASH while I'm doing it.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:32, Reply)

how does it go?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:35, Reply)

Hmm hmm hmm hmmmm etc.
It's a bit difficult over the internet.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:37, Reply)

nah i think i got it
good textual humming there, your like one of them beat boxers from youtube
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:51, Reply)

i just saw some of last nights posts, i didn't know you weren't with the mum of your kid, and she was denying access
think i'm better off not gettin involved, your life sounds like a real tragic mess
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:10, Reply)

Hahaha, it's a like a before and after shot for a drugs campaign, only in reverse order.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:13, Reply)

Not too bad, I'm the same
I tried to get an early night last night, before remembering I had to wait for my washing to finish, as I needed a couple of things for this morning, so I had to drag myself back downstairs, and struggle to stay awake. Ended up finally getting to bed, slept for 4 hours, woke up, slept for another hour, woke up, etc.

So, despite being in bed before 10, I'm fucking knackered.

Fucking hideous up here too, wind was nasty this morning.

However, on the upside, I've got a job tonight, so that's an extra few quid for me!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 8:50, Reply)

There was a woman on the Today programme (I think her name is Cindy Butts)
Who was just saying that the detective team covering the Lawrence murder should remain in place for months, if not years, despite the fact they don't have anything to do any more, because to disband them is "hugely insensitive".

As an honest, hard working tax payer I think having a bunch of detectives sitting around with nothing to do is far more insensitive to the state of the country as a whole.

What do people think?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 8:43, Reply)

Get back to work, slacker.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 5 Jan 2012, 8:50, Reply)

I say FUCK THA PO-LICE.
But then I would, seeing as I am a MASTER CRIMINAL.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 8:50, Reply)

They're part of the met's murder investigation team in general
and they're actually reducing the size of the whole team, ie the team investigating other murders as well. Their reasoning is that murders have dropped, and also hey're responding to cuts.
The Lawrence case is still unsolved in that known 'participants' are at large, and it does seem a bit odd really to go "well we caught some of them, now stop killing each other because we're downsizing. Trah."
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 8:52, Reply)

JUSTICE 4 BARRY

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 8:54, Reply)

I wish people still said 'Free suchabody'
instead of 'Justice 4'. You can't make '...with every box of Cornflakes' jokes anymore.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 8:58, Reply)

WELEASE BWIAN!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:18, Reply)

She didn't put forth a single one of these arguments
she simply got her knickers in a twist about how the met police owed londoners for their previous mistakes.

As to the fact that other suspects haven't been convicted, that's because of a lack of evidence, and no new evidence has been produced at the moment so there is no way they can be charged yet. Hopefully this may change if someone comes forward, but it might not.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 8:54, Reply)

If it does, I'm sure they'll respond.
And the only reason that had to dedicate so much to it this time is because they fucked up royally, so they're a victim of their own... contrition, for want of a better word.
They could have worded it better and then this woman would have had nowt to moan about. She'd have been non-the-wiser.
Shit PR if you ask me.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 8:57, Reply)

I love the logic behind that "Right, ok, we've solved most of the murders now, we can all go home early, you'll get there in time to watch Jezza on +1 if you leave now".

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:16, Reply)

If there's no more evidence, the team needs to be disbanded.
I think that everyone involved is hoping for one of the two already sentenced to turn snitch, which will drop the others in it.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 8:52, Reply)

I think, from the small number of police officers I have known, that being insensitive is a natural state of mind for them.
Probably a sweeping generalisation, but I've never been dealt with by a cop sensitive to my needs.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:01, Reply)

Awww diddums did you want them to hold your hand and bring you a nice muffin and a bodacious cup of tea

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:08, Reply)

No, but I'm sure I didn't deserve those points on my driving license.
actually I did, I was really flying
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:12, Reply)

Sniping? There's been sniping?
Honestly, can't I leave you alone for a few minutes without NONSENSE breaking out?

I like or am indifferent to pretty much everyone except Chompy.

So what have I missed?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 8:52, Reply)

Quentin channelled Mabazaritchie yesterday.
Monty is now a drug baron.

That's about it, really.

Where the fuck have you been?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 8:53, Reply)

Good point, I forgot Quentin
Morning mate. Been working closely with the boss on my new account lately so have limited opportunity for timewasting. How are you?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 8:56, Reply)

Ahh, fair enough
Not bad thanks, just hoping that the city fan's smuggery wears off soon, it's getting boring.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 8:59, Reply)

Oh you mean FOOTBALL
A sport which has only recently recaptured my imagination after Forest remembered what the opposition goal is for
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:02, Reply)

The only upside I've taken from the start of last season is that I'm now able to watch any game of football and enjoy it

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:15, Reply)

Nice way of looking at it
Maybe I'll feel the same enxt season, if we don't get relegated
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:18, Reply)

OMG WHY DON'T YOU TEXT BELLA!!!!

(Bazongaloid, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 8:55, Reply)

Morning Al
Still a tightly-coiled spring of bitter, impotent rage I see
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 8:57, Reply)

You didn't wish me a happy new year.
You miserable cunt.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:02, Reply)

Oh yeah
Happy New Year, you tightly-coiled ball of impotent, bitter rage, or whatever I said up there, can't be bothered to check
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:03, Reply)

I love Lusty.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 8:58, Reply)

+ d
+ hard
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:05, Reply)

Who doesn't?

( girlinthehole, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:11, Reply)

^This

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:15, Reply)

I think I like almost everyone.
Some of you are more special than others, but you know who you are. I could single out the 3 or 4 I dislike which would be quicker, but not in the spirit of the question. Dear god but everything I post this year is dull as fuck, what's happening to me? I may flounce for the good of the board.

Alt: not had one yet, it will be somwething healthish in line with my resolution to be a bit healthier and lay off the pies.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:02, Reply)

You hate my corporate soul

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:05, Reply)

well, obviously.
But I quite like you as a person, well, as much as I can for one I've never met
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:07, Reply)

I think this is the nicest thing you've ever said to me

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:14, Reply)

Don't let it go to your head
You're still an evil corporate pawn who'll be firth against the wall come the revolution.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:23, Reply)

I have a new SHINEY!!
b3ta.turb0t.net/questions/offtopic/post1486545
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:04, Reply)

i love you all, those that get me are great, those that don't are entertaining in their insults

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:06, Reply)

No-one 'gets you' and no-one wants to 'get you'.
Apart from maybe Roota.
( girlinthehole, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:08, Reply)

i think there are a few people who get me
mostly they are the ones who aren't sad, alone and fat
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:09, Reply)

I think I'd rather be sad, alone and fat thank you.

( girlinthehole, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:10, Reply)

oh no, i have no idea why your so upset with me
have i wornged you on the internet in some way by pointing out that you come across as depserate for male attention?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:12, Reply)

If you had to point it out then I'm obviously not coming across as desperate enough.

( girlinthehole, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:14, Reply)

ah, the Mortal Wombat defence, well done

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:15, Reply)

ZING!

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:13, Reply)

Hello BGB

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:09, Reply)

Hello petal.
Just nipping in as I'm knuckling under this week at work and catching up.
( girlinthehole, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:11, Reply)

Hi Blousie!! Happy New Year and new boozing

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:13, Reply)

I've discovered I like mojitos : )
But I'm off the booze for a while now, the same as several thousand million other people.
( girlinthehole, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:17, Reply)

Wotcha Beej
Me too, we are like ships that pass in the night.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:24, Reply)

Next time I'll sound my horn : )

( girlinthehole, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:28, Reply)

*honks*

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:30, Reply)

I too am having a liver rinse

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:24, Reply)

It really only takes a day or so for your liver to "clean" itself
It is a remarkable piece of biology and is far better at detoxifying your body than any fad diet
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:26, Reply)

It's more about the calories than the liver with me.

( girlinthehole, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:28, Reply)

This^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:29, Reply)

I think he did well.
He got Kroney and Battered to stand up and be counted, and inform Quentin that none of us here on OT have a problem with bad parenting, beheadings and drug crime, because we like Monty.
Stealing sandwiches, taking drugs and singing tv themes in a brothel, however, cause us to think Barry is a 'total fucking tool'.

I don't 'get' Quentin but he does show up a lot of the arse-kissing bullshit on here.

EDIT: BATTERED IS NOT OK WITH ANY OF THOSE THINGS I MENTIONED UP THERE. THE DEFENDANT BATTERED DOES NOT WISH TO BE ASSOCIATED WITH THE APPRECIATION OF BEHEADING, BAD PARENTING OR DRUUUGZ.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:12, Reply)

excuse me, but i'm quite busy right now irrigating my poppy field with a toddler

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:15, Reply)

As you were

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:16, Reply)

The nitrates in a child's urine help it grow strong and true

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:23, Reply)

naked ape made me lol

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:29, Reply)

*kisses arse*

( girlinthehole, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:15, Reply)

Aw you interrupted me!
I was *doing that thing where they drag their arse along the floor*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:15, Reply)

That's not what I said. My comment was about if it was stupid or not of Monty to post details of what he gets up to. Here is what I said:

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1486933

At no point have I made comments about parenting or beheadings and I am certainly not kissing anyone's arse.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:19, Reply)

i did reply to that, wait a sec an i'll find it

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:20, Reply)

here you are, handsome
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1487026
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:20, Reply)

You really are a grade A pillock aren't you.

( girlinthehole, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:26, Reply)

yes i'm a terrbile person
now i'm off to sell drugs to kids
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:44, Reply)

Let he who has not sinned, cast the first stone!

( girlinthehole, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:22, Reply)

i'd say most people have sinned, but most haven't farmed drugs with their kids

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:25, Reply)

Oh sorry! I didn't realise he took his daughter with him.

( girlinthehole, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:26, Reply)

see, i was being fussycious, but i'm fairly sure 99.99% of the people i know haven't farmed marijuana
and the .01% that have weren't stupid enough to talk about it
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:27, Reply)

He didn't farm it.
His mate did.
( girlinthehole, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:29, Reply)

haha, the sad fucker has edited his post
it originally said 'i'm gonna help a mate farm his marijuana'

so yes, he was 'farming it'
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:34, Reply)

Last word!

( girlinthehole, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:36, Reply)

you can't even win at that

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:44, Reply)

Sorry to mention you, but I mean the white-knighting in general.
Does me brain in.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:27, Reply)

I don't think it's white-knighting.
It's just disagreeing with Quentin.

His constant attention seeking by trying to troll people and get a rise can make people stick together against him.
( girlinthehole, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:32, Reply)

Anyway I'm off back to work now.
Have fun!
( girlinthehole, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:33, Reply)

wahwahwah boohoo

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:34, Reply)

Last word!!

( girlinthehole, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:36, Reply)

see

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:44, Reply)

Well in that case he's serving a wonderful function.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:38, Reply)

Everyone needs to be careful with what they say if they call out an individual. To clarify:

1. I don't think I've ever acted to 'white knight', apart from once when I let Cr3 know that Bert was back.
2. I don't think I am part of any clique, nor would I want to be.
3. In a mixed group such as the participants of OT you're going to get mixed views, but it seems obvious to me that if a large number of participants have the same issue with a poster then that to my mind validates that that poster is a fool. I view Quentin as one of these people.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:43, Reply)

Thank you.
You may now take a break.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:45, Reply)

Can everyone restart the drama please, I just got here.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:51, Reply)

in summary:
DRUGS!
OH NO!
WAH!
I LIKE DRUGS
I DON'T!
WAH!
I hate Quentin :(

poor poor Quentin
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:52, Reply)

You poor little baby.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:01, Reply)

No Roota, I am not going to let this go.
In your post above you've said that I informed Quentin that nobody here has a problem with bad parenting, beheadings or drug crime. None of this is true. I haven't expressed views on any of these.

Please would you edit your post to reflect this. I am getting tired of having to clarify things.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:52, Reply)

calm down mate, but 4 srs
why am i a fool now?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:53, Reply)

Hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:56, Reply)

What's so funny?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:57, Reply)

you love bad parents, beheading and drug crime, you massive CUNT

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:58, Reply)

That was a pretty pompus post Battered,
you shouldn't really care if people have an inacurrate view of you on here, they're all cunts after all.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:02, Reply)

I've always been pompous. Can't help it.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:04, Reply)

you still ahven't justified your claim that i am a fool
its really buggin me, like that song by dane bowers and vicki becks
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:06, Reply)

plz splain why i am a fool plz?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:48, Reply)

You are in a clique, most of people here are, there is nothing wrong with such a large social group to have a tinyer one you preffer.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:37, Reply)

Meh, pretty much everything Barry has ever done has cracked me up
Making the prostitute exercise was absolutely excellent.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:20, Reply)

I second this
Baz is fucking cool
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:23, Reply)

I know but he got pure grief for doing less than half the people on here have bragged/lied about.
I hate cliquery-pokery is all.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:25, Reply)

Is part of it all not for the lols though?
i.e. Nice memes?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:25, Reply)

Oh that's fine but it's when you get OUTRAGE over fuck all

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:29, Reply)

Agreed
I very rarely OUTRAGE personally though
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:32, Reply)

I AM OUTRAGED AT YOU NOW

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:37, Reply)

RARGH!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:53, Reply)

I have never said that Barry is a tool. I think he's a funny fucker. He does spend a stupid amount on clothes though.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:25, Reply)

His shoes are the only trulystupid thing

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:40, Reply)

The lack of bad parenting is one reason I like Monty.
Thinking it would be hilarious to get some polish girl pregnant is one reason Barry's a tool. Drugs I give not one shit about either way. /my 2p
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:28, Reply)

Well Monty got two birds pregnant at once cos he obviously doesn't use condoms. He doesn't think it's hilarious though.
His flat has drugs dotted around in LP sleeves that he's forgotten about and mental drug cranks have keys to his flat and let themselves in during the early hours. He is a very very very nice bloke and I'm sure he teaches his kid wonderful things and really loves her. But other circumstances kind of negate the 'parenting' skills when his house obviously isn't the place for a babby.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:37, Reply)

oh god it just gets worse
i really pity this bloke, please lay off him now
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:50, Reply)

I was unaware of either of these incidents.
I will adjust my opinion of Monty accordingly.I do stand by my general view that Monty is a flawed but essentially decent human being who make some poor decisions, while Barry appears to be a charming and funny socio-path with no moral compunction what so ever.*

*based entirely on his on-line persona, never met him so he may be OK as a person and I fully admit My views may be coloured by having met Monty and found him to be a likeable human being.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:50, Reply)

I said that nobody on the board was showing the outrage Quentin was.
Which was true. It's OK though, Roots, I think you're a twat, too.

On the other hand, I do actually quite like Quentin.
( Kroney, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:17, Reply)

You're right on this.
I think farming drugs, especially in today's day and age. And I think someone here said he was holding a load at home yesterday, in his LP collection. If any of it is true, then no wonder the wife has reason to withhold access. The fact that he's so broke yet does all this dealing just shows the stupidity of the man, all the risk, no reward beyond a thrill. Plus it's a dickhead move on account potentially hurting Lusty in a very extreme way.

i've heard a lot of the stuff that Barry has done and thought "Fucking hell, what a cock, that's horrific", but I can't denny a lot of it is fucking funny. I'm all up for using prozzies who have all the cards laid down in the table though (not talking about those forced into the job) rather than leading someone down a bad path though.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:34, Reply)

Alt: two slices of toast with Lime & Gin marmalade
Fooking bootiful, and easily the nicest thing I'll eat all day, thanks to this fucking diet
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:07, Reply)

GIN MARMALADE?!
WHY WASN'T I INFORMED OF THIS?

In other news, morning!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:17, Reply)

Holy shit, only just seen this
Sorry mate. Local produce I'm afraid, the gin adds a sharpness to the fruit which is just gorgeous. They do various other flavours - the raspberry and vodka jam is especially nice.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:44, Reply)

*googles at once*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:53, Reply)

I think the company is called something like Lady Jay
I plan to buy much, much more. I'll send you some for your birthday.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:56, Reply)

What's with the diet, fatty fat fat fat?
*pokes flab*
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:17, Reply)

Well that sums it up nicely
Am planning to try and lose 2lbs a week for about 3 months. By the time I see you next I'll be a bronzed adonis, yeah
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:57, Reply)

I am also on this plan

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:10, Reply)

A bottle of Lucozade.
There will be nothing else for breakfast as I have the shits.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:08, Reply)

QUACK

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:17, Reply)

I have been pissing rusty water out of my arse since 4am. I think I could shit through the eye of a needle at the moment.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:21, Reply)

This is not a good thing

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:22, Reply)

It certainly isn't. Haven't even risked a cup of coffee as I think that could makes things worse.
*awaits caffeine withdrawal headache*
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:24, Reply)

Fuck that, have a brew
Worse case is it comes back out again
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:25, Reply)

I have brewed. Damn I love coffee.
I may stir some corn flour in it to thicken it, just to be safe.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:35, Reply)

Pop a few corks in it too

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:36, Reply)

Recent velocity suggests that any cork exiting my system would probably crack the pan.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:53, Reply)

Caffeine is a laxative, so yeah dig in

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:27, Reply)

I don't like anyone. I'm just pretending.
But I am in a good mood because we get a long weekend off in June for the Queens jubilee the weekend before Donnington. This means a super long mega week off.
( girlinthehole, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:10, Reply)

God save the Queen.
Hoepe the auld cunt doesn't die on you before then.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:16, Reply)

Fucksocks! now I'll be stressing all year till June.

( girlinthehole, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:19, Reply)

The Queen Memorial BBQ/Beer weekend?
Re-branding FTW
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:23, Reply)

Nah she's in good shape.
And even if PTG dies, she'll still have her 'do'.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:39, Reply)

It is Mrs Cow's 40th that weekend
Very kind of the Queen to sort it for her, I thought
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:18, Reply)

i like all the ones i've met very much indeed
with just the one exception, but then he is rather a disgusting human being.

insofar as you can like someone you haven't met... most people on here seem likeable. the ones who aren't know who they are as they do it on purpose!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:59, Reply)

Yeah, the wankers.
Quentin's alright though.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:00, Reply)

quentin is a totally tedious titrash
as you know full well, young man.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:02, Reply)

could you please stop picken on me? i've had a very tough 24hrs and i could do with a break

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:05, Reply)

sure
how about the neck?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:06, Reply)

this is harassment, i could report you to Plod an all

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:09, Reply)

OR
you could fuck off and die in a hole somewhere?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:25, Reply)

see i'm not even biting back and the level of hate here is pretty strong
have a cuppa and calm down yeah?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:28, Reply)

Speaking of young men
Is soppy back from Thailand yet?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:13, Reply)

yeah
him being lovely and emailing several times a day throughout his 2 week holiday and then every day since he got back is NOT HELPING the he-tox.

:(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:21, Reply)

Block the number.
Tough love.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:41, Reply)

can you see me now?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:03, Reply)

BATTERED IS TIRED OF CLARIFYING AND CLEARING HIS SULLIED NAME ON THIS VERY IMPORTANT INTERNET FORUM
If the wrong people saw this there could be touble for him.
Not that it's silly to post details of anything here because it's a forum and nobody will see it and we're all like-minded folk, but hold on if that's the case why does Battered have to prepare a legal defense of his good name and 'CLARIFY', which he's tired of doing as he's been doing it for 35 mins already.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:01, Reply)

its ok, drugs beheading crime boss monty boyce has covered his tracks by editing his post
the old bill will be stumped now
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:02, Reply)

I just don't like people putting words in my mouth
*awaits inevitable strikethrough *
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:07, Reply)

*something about cocks*

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:08, Reply)

I just don't like people putting words in my mouth
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
(PsychoChomp, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:09, Reply)

STOPBEINGSONEEDY!!!111!!!

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:12, Reply)

I think Battered is doing a fine job under the circumstances.
Trying to type while holding his anus closed with knackered old sphincter muscles is a difficult task. I'm suprised he can manage both at the same time.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:13, Reply)

Using my phone on the toilet.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:15, Reply)

Now wash your phone.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:16, Reply)

Nasty.
I feel like I should wash my mouse after clicking on reply.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:16, Reply)

PLZ TELL ME WHY YOU THINK I AM A FOOL

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:18, Reply)

Norman Wisdom's less successful follow up single.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:24, Reply)

i think he's ignoring you, lifeless

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:24, Reply)

he told me when he ignored me

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:25, Reply)

what are you doing up at this time mizz k?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:26, Reply)

stuff happened and I can't go back to sleep

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:28, Reply)

well, this place will help you
b3ta.com/search/answers/90618

insomnia cure right here ^^
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:39, Reply)

are you besotted with me or summit?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:46, Reply)

Yeah we sorted that though. I wasn't having a good time when I flounced.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:28, Reply)

DID WE?
IS IT SORTED?
I just don't know
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:30, Reply)

God kristine you do nothing but upset people
Yesterday it was me and ma music
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:30, Reply)

geez, that was like a day ago get over it already

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:31, Reply)

I'm not letting this go, Kristine

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:33, Reply)

siiiggghhh

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:37, Reply)

i read that as "ma music"
and was wondering who she was. it's been a long morning.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:38, Reply)

you know, Ma Music
The mama of all tunes. I dunno where I'm going here...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:46, Reply)

either way it's just wrong

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:46, Reply)

I thought we did.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:31, Reply)

CLARIFY

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:33, Reply)

YEAH I WANT SIGNED AND DATED POSTS

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:35, Reply)

Aarrggghhh
Enough please! Laughing is hurting my aching ringpiece.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:36, Reply)

TESTIFY

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:39, Reply)

Aw that was gonna be my next one, daaaawg

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:45, Reply)

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH
Wasn't that from the same film?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:46, Reply)

Duno mate, I'm in the MC5

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:54, Reply)

I had to google that.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:56, Reply)

No I just went to get another bog roll. I've already gone through 2 this morning.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:29, Reply)

Basically because your attempts at trolling aren't funny (take note of Rory - someone who trolls well and amusingly), and you irritate me considerably, primarily as you seem to feed off annoying as many people as possible.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:27, Reply)

That's not entirely fair
I've noticed him being pretty incisive on a few occasions. Most of the time he posts crap, sure, but he certainly gets the board moving.
( Kroney, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:29, Reply)

I am agreeing with Kroney

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:30, Reply)

why would you want to do that

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:33, Reply)

It's a crazy mixed up world, Krizzmas

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:44, Reply)

If I want incisive I'll go on the Guardian website thankyou.
I'd rather have clever and funny.
( girlinthehole, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:35, Reply)

i'm starting to like you

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:35, Reply)

Don't bother.

( girlinthehole, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:37, Reply)

why always so negative?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:37, Reply)

yeah
but he is so seldom funny. and so frequently trying to upset people with personal attacks. all is not well in his world/head, dude. i actually feel a bit sorry for him these days. poor old lifeless.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:38, Reply)

your still being very mean with absolutely no provocation
sup homes?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:40, Reply)

there there, lifeless
it'll be fine
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:41, Reply)

why are you calling him this?
I'm not saying you shouldn't, I think it's hilarious
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:43, Reply)

I preferred it when she called him burger boy.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:45, Reply)

its funny because neither are true

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:46, Reply)

ah, you do get me
thanks battered, makes all the more sense now
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:29, Reply)

you ain't got NUTHIN on me man, NUTHIN
i ain't a fool and you ain't gonna prove it, I'm the daddy now
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:22, Reply)