What's the most impressive/your favourite tourist attraction you've ever seen in the UK?
Alt: What is the shittest? I've never been, but Madame Tussauds looks epically shit and costs a fucking fortune.

I think the British Museum is hard to beat.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 15:48, 9 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Madame Tussauds is shit, as is the London Eye
I like Alton Towers, science museum, the tate modern and that place with all the war planes and shit.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 15:50, Reply)

Warick Castle was good when I last went.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 15:51, Reply)

It's a top-notch castle but the way it's run seems a little cheesy.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 15:51, Reply)

It's been years, just remember that I enjoyed it.
Another worst: The Whisky experience near Edinburgh castle. So shit I spent about half the time nearly crying with laughter at how shit it was, which made it worth the money.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 15:53, Reply)

This is the kind of replies I was hoping for.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:08, Reply)

The Edinburgh dungeon is shite too

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:11, Reply)

Chepstow Castle is pretty fucking good, too.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 15:50, Reply)

Dunstanburgh Castle near Amble was good
I bought the kids foam swords. This turned out to be NOT A GOOD IDEA
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:17, Reply)

Has it got to be the UK?
I went to the shittest wax museum ever in Barcelona, but I would advise everybody to visit it. I almost died laughing. Bill Clinton was exactly Jimmy Durante, for example. And the Fairytale section was a fucking terrifying experience.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 15:51, Reply)

It has, yes.
I don't give a fuck about sunrises over the Taj Ma-fucking-hal or what have you.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 15:52, Reply)

Alright, Lake fucking Vyrnwy
My dad took us there. The Dambusters was filmed there and it's where Liverpool gets its water supply.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 15:57, Reply)

So everyone should go there and piss in it?
When you finally move up to scotchland, you should go on a day out to The Whisky experience, it's honestly the shittest thing you've ever seen.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:00, Reply)

Is that the Welsh village that was flooded for you?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:12, Reply)

Yes.
It was a whole valley.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:39, Reply)

The Northwich Salt Museum.
Seriously, devoted to salt and salt like issues.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 27 Jan 2012, 15:52, Reply)

Best or worst, is that?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 15:52, Reply)

I leave it to your imagination mate.
How interested are you in salt?
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 27 Jan 2012, 15:55, Reply)

i've been to the pencil museum in the lakes
that's...... quiet.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 15:56, Reply)

Quite a lot if I'm honest.
Enough to have bought this: www.amazon.com/Salt-World-History-Mark-Kurlansky/dp/0142001619
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:00, Reply)

It's shut now anyway.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:04, Reply)

Curses!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:07, Reply)

I've driven past that loads of times!
Never quite been tempted though
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:01, Reply)

York Minster. Salisbury Cathedral.
Walking the wall in York.

National Railway Museum.

All great.

Tower of London - gash.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 15:52, Reply)

It's just York, York, York with you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 15:53, Reply)

Great place.
I lived there when a was a nipper.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 15:54, Reply)

I did 6 months contracting there
it was mostly flooded at the time. Still very nice though.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:04, Reply)

York is fucking cool
My favourite place for a daytime wander/pint-a-thon
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:02, Reply)

Shell Grotto
in Margate is both shit and impressive at the same time, like a pikey version of the catacombs of Paris
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 15:57, Reply)

I've not been back to Stonhenge since you can walk amongst the stones again.
Am v keen to do that asap. Last time I went was in the 80s, to see how close we could get on Midsummer's eve, without getting turned back by the police. It was a like an annual sporting event in the grubby cunt community.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 15:59, Reply)

I get free entry on completion of the marathon.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:05, Reply)

They are called Snickers now.

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:06, Reply)

Really?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:06, Reply)

Yep. That's the only reason I'm running 26.2 miles, so I get free entry.
I don't know if it would be easier to just pay the entry fee, since it costs £25 to register for the marathon. But I reckon I'll drink that much lucozade so I'll break even.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:08, Reply)

I entered a Marathon the other day.
I got peanuts all over my dick.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:11, Reply)

HAHAHAHA!
You are LITERALLY the first person I have ever seen make a joke based on the fact that the old name for a snickers is the same as that of a long distance running event.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:13, Reply)

eyethangyou

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:14, Reply)

Have you considered a career in stand up?
Monty will be impressed with your act, he can't stand up without his helper these days due to him being such a senile old bellend.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:16, Reply)

He is a bellend.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:17, Reply)

He's so senile, every time he orders his food at Needoo
he thinks it's all for him. And the waiters have to help spoon it into his mouth because he can't use cutlery anymore.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:19, Reply)

*snickers*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:14, Reply)

Hahahahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:18, Reply)

I've driven past it once on the way to Blandford Forum

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:07, Reply)

Cool story bro

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:11, Reply)

It looked OK, does that help?
I was being talked dirty to via mobile phone by my ex-girlfriend and had a stonk on so hard that it nearly steered the car itself
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:12, Reply)

I was waiting for the next powerful instalment :(

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:12, Reply)

I'm off to Newgrange in a couple of weeks, ent been there since skweel

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:10, Reply)

That's on my 'must see' list - as is the stuff in the Orkneys.
Some incredible things being uncovered up by the Ring of Brodgar at the moment.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:11, Reply)

To bind them all?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:15, Reply)

Def worth a gawp, leave till after April though as they don't open up some of the Brú na Bóinne complex till then
The Burren should be included, and there's plenty on the Ventry peninsula
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:17, Reply)

Gotcha.
If I actually get it together I shall be asking you again, I fear.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:19, Reply)

No problemo

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:21, Reply)

Alt: A number of years ago, the ex and I went to a teddy bear museum.
She was into the Steiff ones at the time. Anyway, the museum turned out to be a creepy old woman's front room, stuffed to the fucking gills with ratty old bears and the tour consisted of her telling us how Clive, the dark brown moth-eaten old cunt at the back, had been put there because he'd got into the biscuit tin again.

Completely barking fucking mad, she was.

And so was the owner of the museum LOL
( Kroney, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:11, Reply)

I had a similar experience
at Gnome World on the A303.

It's not as exciting as it sounds, just hundreds of gnomes in a caravan site.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:13, Reply)

Haha!
I really hope this is a real place
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:14, Reply)

www.gnome-world.co.uk

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:17, Reply)

Oh my.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:20, Reply)

FREE ENTRY!!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:21, Reply)

Gnome-world bash 2012
ESSENTIAL.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:22, Reply)

I've booked already
Me and Quents are helicoptering in
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:23, Reply)

It's in Cornwall so it's a fair shlep.
Summer camping bash in Cornwall?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:24, Reply)

Hence the helicopter
My space shuttle is in for repairs that week
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:25, Reply)

I intend to spend three whole weeks at Gnome World

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:31, Reply)

Fuck that, man!
Sell your flat and buy a fixed berth there. Money woes solved and GNOMES!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:36, Reply)

It seems too good to be true.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:37, Reply)

They have traditional scrumpy.
Gnomes, caravans and scrumpy. Sounding better.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:43, Reply)

Shit is ON, Pooks.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:44, Reply)

Camping is cheap.
I've got a tent that sleeps 8.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:45, Reply)

I am a compulsive and rather vocal onanist.
I think my own tent might be best.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:50, Reply)

I'm OK with that if you are.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:51, Reply)

More than that - I'm extremely proud of my behaviour.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:52, Reply)

I bet she was into steiff ones, the dirty bitch

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:14, Reply)

And anal.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:19, Reply)

I suppose her curling out one onto his coffee table doesn't count?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:20, Reply)

After she'd eaten 2 kilos of peanuts.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:21, Reply)

Suddenly the peanut brittle they were making on TV last night doesn't appeal as much

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:22, Reply)

Nothing brittle about that.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:23, Reply)

*bokes*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:24, Reply)

Your mum
Alt; Also your mum.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:30, Reply)

Hahaha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:35, Reply)