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Watched any good tell lately?I've been watching Alchatraz, it's quite good, I'm enjoying it.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 13:25,
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Chuck finished last nightI was rather fond of it, but the final episode wasn't very good, unfortunately.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 13:26,
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What's that about?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 13:34,
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from the title I can only assume it's about throwing things.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 13:34,
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Isn't Chuck short for Chuckles which is short for Charlie ?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 13:36,
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True story, I can't spell one of my middle names.Chials, Charls, Cherls.... something like that.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 13:37,
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The correct spelling is:else for a
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 13:40,
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More than one middle name is just greedy(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 13:41,
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charles?(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 13:49,
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that's the one.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 14:30,
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Geek gets a CIA computer embedded into his head, basically(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 13:40,
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I went out for dinner with my cousin last nightwhen I got home I watched "Party Paramedics" with the wife.
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"ain't no party like a paramedic party"(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 13:34,
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*Vinnie Jones dance moves*(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 13:35,
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What kind of telly do you have? I reckon you have a 48" telly but it only goes up to 1080i(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 13:34,
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i don't know those numbersits a lot bigger than i'd like, mum gave it to me and i don't like it
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Yup, I'm told to only put them on tiles next time though as I have a fiberglass bath. oops.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 13:37,
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Yup ! Totally am, someone was telling me about you can get tealight holders with suction-cups, gonna get them.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 14:30,
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thats irrelevant and i don't think he'd appreciate you bringing that to the attention of a public forum(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 13:40, Reply)
You're irrelevant, and I don't appreciate anyone bringing YOU to a public forum.but that doesn't seem to stop you.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 31 Jan 2012, 13:48,
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woah fucks sake no need to cross the line matecut me deep you have
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Bobby Chinn Cooks Asia.I like him because he’s honest about the food he cooks and tastes – it’s refreshing to see a chef eating street food ands occasionally saying it’s revolting. Plus despite being half-Chinese he appears to be a massive racist and this makes me LOL when he’s taking the piss out of Chinese people who don’t understand him. Don’t worry though, I’m only LOLing at the irony of that. Honest*
*not really
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 13:32,
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I've not heard of that before, what channel is it on?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 13:35,
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I fucking love the malyasian camp chef, he's like Robin Williams in Good Morning Vietnam.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 13:35,
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dear christ aliveposting on the internet discussing telly. We're not so much scraping the bottom of the barrel here as crashing through and keeping on accelerating.
There was a new CSI NY on Saturday. That allows me to sit there and shout at their shit science. Otherwise, I'm struggling with this, I'll be honest.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 13:33,
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My dearest Mother watches all of those CSI programmesplus the NCIS, Bones, etc, etc... I have been banned from the front room whilst they are on because she gets irritated by me tutting and sighing and occasionally outright shouting at how ridiculous some of it is.
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My wife tolerates it on the grounds it's that or me going mental about adverts."oh, for the love of fuck, boswelox doesn't even SOUND like a real thing, are you all fucking retarded?"
TV is a caravan of joy in the Badger house.
I actually quite like CSI as long as you suspend disbelief.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 13:37,
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It must be fun being married to a scientist.It's bad enough living with an engineer.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 31 Jan 2012, 13:41,
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I suspect it has its ups and downs.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 13:42,
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badum-tish,Sportscow, ladies and gentlemen. He's here all week
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 13:45,
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or for the tits.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 13:51,
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To be fair though, isn't your missus from the USA?their adverts are at least 397% more annoying and stupid than ours.
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No, Bolton.Where did you get that idea from?
My ex-wife did live in San Fransico for a while, was it that?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 13:46,
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yes. yes she is.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 13:49,
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Please punch her in the face from all of us then(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 13:51,
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spousal abuse, fun for all the family.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 13:52,
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I love the dna analysis that flashes up loads of pictures and then stops on the suspectBecause everything is one big integrated system that works instantly.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 13:38,
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I love the fact that they can do a DNA profile in minutesSome fucking epic PCR machines they've got, obviously.
I've also never ever seen one of their HPLCs produce a trace which is just a hundred overlapping peaks in a mess, so I can only conclude every single HPLC I've ever used must be broken.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 13:41,
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"I want a rush on that blood stain""So, you want the profile generated by tomorrow afternoon and any matches by the following morning? You're dreaming mate."
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 13:42,
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"I've analysed it and it's definitely probably blood""now fuck off"
CSI: Swindon
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 13:53,
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It's brilliant, isn't it.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 13:48,
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I can just imagine you yelling "SHE'S GOING TO CONTAMINATE THE GOD DAMN CRIME SCENE. FUCKING CIVIS !", throwing your coffie-in-a-white-cup at the window and storming out the room.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 13:43,
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There’s a new Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young LP out?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 13:36,
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Telly is shit.I quite like that thing about coppers called Coppers. But I can only watch about ten minutes of it before I feel myself turning into one of those couch-bound shitcunts who watch telly.
In conclusion, telly is shit for shitcunts.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 13:36,
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Not many things wind me upbut dismissing all TV as for shitcunts is too generalistic. Please show your working
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 13:38,
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Telly is shit.It involves slouching in a spreading cushion of your own lard while mindless shit is poured into your wasted brain and you snuffle and belch yourself towards an early grave. For shitcunts.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 13:43,
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So, much like /off topic then...(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 31 Jan 2012, 13:50,
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Interactive shitcuntery is marginally preferable to passive shitcuntery.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 13:53,
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Thing is, Shamblesthere's only so many bears a man can wrestle or trees he can chop down. Sometimes you just have to sit on the sofa for a few minutes.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 13:39,
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Absolutely.Ten minutes of smack-addled tragedies being shovelled into the back of a polis van is fine. After that, you might as well become that smack-addled tragedy.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 13:45,
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I'd place a caveat on that for sports.which is 90% of my TV viewing.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 13:46,
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Ah yes. Sorry.I'd forgotten the primary function of telly: napping or shouting.
Snooker and Formula 1 for napping.
Darts and rugby for shouting.
Tennis for shitcunts.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 13:48,
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Cricket for 5 days of background ambiance while you actually get on with something useful(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 13:50,
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I prefer my cricket on the radio.Much better quality of sarcasm.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 13:52,
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It's a perfectly valid means to gain information and/or entertainment.I'll be honest though, I only ever watch telly, as in, that is the primary thing I'm doing on the train home. If I'm at home, I'll have the telly on as a bit of company while interneting.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 13:40,
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Yeah.Some people enjoy the company of shitcunts. I'm a bit more selective. Call me old-fashioned.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 13:45,
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Cameron's Big Society.I'm your carer.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 13:53,
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Please wipe me at your earliest convenience, thanks(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 13:54,
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I agree with most of thisApart from the bit about watching something called Coppers.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 13:47,
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I suspect they really wanted to call it "SMACKHEADS" but weren't allowed.The formula is a winner.
1) put camera crew in a police van
2) pick up a drink/drug victim from a bench
3) film him hurling comedy abuse at the police
4) film the police saying "what am I supposed to do with this smackhead? he'll only come straight back when they let him out"
5) profit from the tragedy that is our society's treatment of substance addiction and mental illness
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 13:52,
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I caught the first 5 mins of Whitechapel last nightso need to finish watching that.
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 13:37,
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I'm enjoying Suits, so far.Also looking forward to the new season of True Blood, and I'm intrigued by Alcatraz and Grimm. I fully expect that last one to be shit though.
I still haven't got into my box set of season 1 of The Walking Dead, which I really should, at some point.
In other news, I did find a good new blog yesterday.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 31 Jan 2012, 13:38,
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OH DEAR GOD, you've just reminded me..... Only reason I didn't buy this is 'cus I donno how to work out what size I am.
www.suitjamas.com/
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 13:41,
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Just pick out a lolfatty large one.That's what I always do.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 31 Jan 2012, 13:43,
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Oh fucking hell Gonz.That's worse than a onesy, and basically the mere existence of onseys for fully grown adults is the clearest indication yet we need to kill everyone and start again from scratch.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 13:44,
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Stop calling them onesys and all.You're giving into the pricks.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 13:45,
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No. I've stayed in them 'til afternoon twice in the last couple of months.But generally I only put em on for bed.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 13:52,
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If she was a real Scousershe'd be wearing them down Tesco's.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 31 Jan 2012, 13:58,
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You're common, with your "Tesco's".Proprietor: John Tesco, yeah.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 14:02,
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Closeen.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Cohen_(Tesco)
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 14:04,
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this whole sentence is wrongturnt eh internet off and start again
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but you can watch the documentary in tescos, not on itsort your life out
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It's tesco not tesco's.so don't you start and all
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 14:18,
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i don't care what you call it, you didn't watch the documentary on tesco(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 14:19, Reply)
It doesn't matter what you call them.They exist and people buy them. We need to burn this fucking world, Roots.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 13:48,
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See I had an all-in-one when i was 15 and it was like a big warm babygrobut freezing when you had to take it off for a pee.
So, while I like the experience, I don't like crazes and I don;t like all-in-ones getting called 'oneseys'. And men shouldn;t wear them ever, unless they're on Bonanza or Blazing Saddles. I bet it's frigging American.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 13:51,
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If your only requirement is the warm thingjust wear a sleeping bag. At least pretending to be a caterpillar is marginally more mature than wearing a babygro as an adult.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 13:54,
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I've been known to tuck me jarmer legs into me socks before now(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 13:55,
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I know, I'm fucking wacky as fuck.I belong here. It's my home.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 14:06,
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i reckon this is enough to get away with justifiable homicide, what yerself there rooter(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 14:08, Reply)
You know that time when you suggested you could keep chickens on your roof?The response to this is the same.
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thealternativefact, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 13:46,
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Grimm is "meh"Once Upon A Time is quite good, though.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 13:44,
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What's that one about the Norse gods in Australia?The mighty Johnsons or something?
Or is that just my turgid imagination?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 31 Jan 2012, 13:45,
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the Almighty JohnsonsBecause they're Gods, see?
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 16:10,
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I watched Touch last nightthe "Kiefer Sutherland autistic son predicts stuff with numbers" thing, not someone fiddling with kids.
Looks good.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 13:40,
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No, but he punches a wolf(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 13:58,
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Have series linked Waking the Dead on alibi which I'm really enjoying.Does anyone know where I can stream the first episode of The Walking Dead series 2 as I have the rest on series link but only the last ten minutes of the first episode. I am shit with computers and never got into streaming.
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Aren't there about a million repeats of it?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 13:52,
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Yeah, I have two versions of every episode bar the first one where I have to copies of the last 15 minutes.(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 13:55, Reply)
Ever since it was frontpaged, this is what I think of when that programme is mentionedwww.b3ta.com/board/8285305
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 13:54,
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It's the last day in January so I fully expect that from now until next January 4th the gym will be totally empty of people except for the usual meat fairies who walk around in pairs but aren't gay with their male friend who they get really close to as they both grunt and strain in a totally straight manner.
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I went to the gym for a lesson when i was in my first term at universityI never went back
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 14:01,
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But that's only including full penetration.Of either front or back hole.
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If you were to include mouth and hands you'd be pushing 4 figures I reckon.(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 14:06, Reply)
I used to go to a proper weightlifters' gym.It was great, because they were so busy looking at themselves in the mirror that they didn't seem to notice the huge sweaty fat bird on the treadmill.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 31 Jan 2012, 14:03,
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Meat fairies is an excellent turn of phrase(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 14:01,
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BBC NEWS LINK YOU CUNTSwww.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-16786373
Network Rail are responsible for two retarded little shits running across a railway track when the gates were down and the alarms going and then dying.
Opinions?
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Sometimes, if they aren't too strongI wouldn't pick up an onion and eat it like an apple. But I'd have raw onion in a salad.
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Caramelised onions are fucking beautiful(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 14:08,
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No, as then they wouldn't be caramelisedDont like raw onions
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 14:10,
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We just spoke about this in the officeBlame culture all the way.
It is a fucking train line. Trains go along it. Fast
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 14:06,
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The gene pool has been improved by the death of these two teenage fuckwits.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 14:09,
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We had a machine delivered to work onceThere were various guards on it to prevent the operator from sticking their fingers in and losing them. The engineer fitting the machine commented that they sell the same machine in Germany, but instead of all the guards they have small warning signs advising the operator not to stick anything into it. That is sufficient.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 14:09,
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It's the way the world is going.It's now technically impossible for anyone to take responsibility for their own actions.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 14:10,
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see belowwhich is actually, for once, a serious and helpful answer.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 14:15,
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Yeah, stop being such a fat cunt or your tummy will smudge the paint while you're trying to get your arms close enough to hit it with a paintbrush.(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 14:15, Reply)
I shouldn't laughbut I will.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 14:16,
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if it's bare aluminum, 1. etch primer (phosphoric acid mixed with normal primer)
2. normal metal primer
3. paint with whatever you want. Assuming that's paint. Spunk might not give such a good finish.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 14:13,
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Spunk gives a happy finish(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 14:13,
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Thanks TMB, can I get all this stuff from Wickes? This is my first real DIY project.
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phosphoric acid might be a touch trickybut you can probably buy it as pre-mixed etch primer or aluminium primer. Otherwise, a proper motor factors is your best bet, it's a standard process for painting Land Rover body panels.
You can manually etch aluminium but it's a right faff.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 14:18,
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depends how you pronounce it.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 14:14,
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like thiswww.maricazottino.com/public/de-vondeling_2007_aluminium.jpg
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does for me, your doing it wrongits an aluminium dog bending over for some reason
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I don't miss the TVHaven't owned one for months. Unfortunately* it does mean I miss X factor/Dancing on ice/I'm a celebrity/TOWIE/Pikey weddings etc etc, so I have no frame of reference when these programmes are discussed and I can't join in with the deep, meaningful conversations they inspire among their fans.
*Fortunately
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