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So then.
Who is coming out to play on the 18th? Stunned has put details in the calendar.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 15:34,
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not me, it's in stupid London
why would anyone do things in stupid London, it's stupid
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 15:38,
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It's not as stupid as your face.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 15:42,
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it's not as stupid as your mum
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 15:44,
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What about your mums face
That's even more stupid.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 15:59,
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Your mum's so stupid that she doens't know the correct usage of apostraphies.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 18:04,
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And I'm saying here that the so stupid that belongs to your mum, so NER.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 18:05,
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^this.
Stupid London, full of stupid Londoners.
And tourists.
And pigeons.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 5 Feb 2012, 15:57,
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Yeah', but they got one hell of a sexy inhabitance.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 18:05,
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I'll be there :)
Oops sorry wrong one, I have no clue where Wapping is, so no
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 15:45,
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Fuck London
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 15:59,
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And your mum.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 16:00,
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You can't handle the truth
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 16:05,
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It's 4+ hours away and I don't know any of you, so no.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 16:08,
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You weren't invited anyway.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 18:07,
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London on a Friday I can get the last train home
Saturday I'd have to spend £100 on accommodation.
So that's a no.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 17:02,
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What the fuck is up with picking places in london that aren't near the tube?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 18:03,
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Blame Stunned.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 18:40,
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Sorry matte, sorry Stunned, I have my son that wekend
Also a family get together that has been rescheduled once already, so, in summary, not a hope.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 5 Feb 2012, 18:05,
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I've just downloaded your C.V mate.
I'll have a gander at it this evening and mail you.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 18:40,
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I am. Aren't you all fucking lucky eh?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 18:07,
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Well I know YOU are coming.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 18:41,
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What an annoying last hour.
I had a tenner on United to win @ 22/1 and just this second lost an auction on eBay. On the plus side my Chelsea supporting housemate is close to tears.
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Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 18:08,
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What were you bidding on Baz?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 18:41,
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Cos waffle knit jumper.
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Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 19:24,
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Remind them of the arsenal score earlier this season too.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 18:41,
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Quite a scoreline for Arsenal yesterday.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 18:42,
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Against a ten man Blackburn, we are still gash.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 18:54,
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FUCK YEAH
I'm making steak'n'chips with a blue cheese sauce. Proper real chips, that are brown on the outside, and crispy, and fluffy on the inside, that taste actually of potato. And for the last 5 minutes of frying, I put onions in with the oil, 'cus they go really nice and sweet too. FUCK YEAH, this is gonna be an awesome meal.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 18:39,
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Photo!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 18:41,
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Here are the chips !
i.imgur.com/hh4ea.jpg
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 19:00,
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I'm also doing heston's thing about flipping the steak every 15 seconds
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 19:00,
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+ for twenty four fucking hours.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 5 Feb 2012, 19:01,
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Nah', only had to do it about 15-20 times (wasn't counting).
I did the fleshy-bit-between-your-thumb-and-index trick to get it just how I want.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 19:24,
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You need to get someone to piss on them for you.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 19:02,
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imgur.com/lwINX
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 19:21,
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Empire strikes back, top gear and Super Bowl. Ace.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 18:42,
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Is ESB on the telly, or on DVD?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 18:43,
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Blu ray. Even better.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 18:54,
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ESB is, in my opinion, the best of the Star Wars films.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 18:56,
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I concur and I love star wars
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 19:05,
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Will you be going to see the Phantom Travesty in 3D?
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 5 Feb 2012, 19:07,
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No, George Lucas has ruined star wars. When you see what he wanted for the original trilogy
Its amazing they turned out so well. The reason the new three are so gash is no one would say no to George. He should let someone else have a go.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 19:09,
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Not me, sorry Jeff.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 5 Feb 2012, 18:47,
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Shame.
But if I'm able to juggle some work things about, I might be heading north soon.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 18:49,
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How north?
One of these days I WILL get to have a pint with you.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 5 Feb 2012, 18:50,
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I've gazzed.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 18:51,
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I've noticed.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 5 Feb 2012, 18:52,
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Matron!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 18:53,
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I had a new experience today Jeff.
I watched the toon match in the pub and drank shandy as I had the car (I'd been food shopping).
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 5 Feb 2012, 18:54,
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I quite like a shandy in the summer.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 18:55,
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You'd like a hand-shandy.
From a man.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 18:55,
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You quender
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 19:05,
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Haddaway 'n shite ya shandy drinkin' poofta!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 18:55,
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See, I only live less than a mile from the pub
but if I'd taken the shopping and car home I'd have missed most of the first half. cracking game though, I'd recommend watching the highlights later.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 5 Feb 2012, 18:59,
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I watched the Chelsea/United game in the gym.
So if you've not seen the highlights of that, it's also a game well worth watching.
I can see a MOTD2 night ahead!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 19:03,
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Indeed.
The in laws will have buggered off by then, so I shall look forward to it.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 5 Feb 2012, 19:04,
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Get beer. Watch football. PROFIT!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 19:16,
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I have wine because I'm terribly middle class.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 5 Feb 2012, 19:21,
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I'll bet it's in a box.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 19:36,
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or one of those little bottle baskets
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 19:39,
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Bingo!
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 5 Feb 2012, 19:45,
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Class!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 19:49,
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Better for the environment and shit, innit?
Right, the in laws have arrived for dinner so I shall take my leave. Carribean fish stew tonight. Nommity nom nom.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 5 Feb 2012, 19:52,
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Alright then Levi Roots.
You enjoy it.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 19:53,
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evening
i feel like crap. Been hoovering and moving things which has brought up dust to which I am a little allergic.
What should I have for tea?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 19:24,
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Err, pasta?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 19:36,
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trying to avoid it, approaching pasta saturation point
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 19:38,
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Go to the chippy!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 19:44,
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Same as me
Lamb phall, aubergine korai, tarka dall & a keema naan.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 19:39,
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are you suggesting take away?
hmmm, I did consider pizza but I really am getting quite lardy at the mo.`
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 19:40,
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Curry ftw
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 19:42,
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I'm having a sandwich
As I had a 4-egg frittata at lunch with pepperoni, chorizo, mushroom, onion and bell pepper. OM NOM NOM.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 19:43,
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you are someone else who I'll ask for easy
recipes from in my quest to stop eating rubbish.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 19:45,
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Frittata is a piece of piss
and delicious with tomato sauce.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 20:16,
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*gets ready to take notes*
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 20:36,
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notes clothes off
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 20:41,
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i'll do anything to learn to cook frittata
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 20:47,
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Would you start a new thread?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 20:54,
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I can't believe that you know how to do frittata
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 21:02,
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Whisk some eggs with salt, pepper, herbs of choice
fry your frittata contents for a few minutes in a little olive oil.
Pour on egg.
When it's almost set in the middle cover it with cheese and stick it under the grill until the cheese melts/starts to brown/is brown, whatever you prefer.
Pour on tomato ketchup and eat.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 21:04,
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*bookmarked*
ta!
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 21:11,
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I put in the peppers and onions first and then the mushroom after a couple of minutes
and the meat a couple of minutes after that and then another couple before the egg. Just seemed the right way to do it but it's difficult to mess up to be frank.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 21:13,
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I had lentils, kidney beans and spring onions for tea.
It was mega and I'm now enjoying a green tea. I also went for a two hour walk this morning through Jesmond Dene, then I went to a petting zoo and stroked an alpaca. It's been a good day actually, despite my brief bad mood earlier.
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Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 19:45,
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Its my birthday, I would have been there but b3th told me it wasnt worth it
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Lisette von Falcon, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 19:39,
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Happy birthday
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 19:40,
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No. no
The 18th
but thank you, in advance
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Lisette von Falcon, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 19:42,
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happy birthday!
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 19:41,
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How will you be celebrating your birthday?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 19:44,
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suicide
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Lisette von Falcon, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 19:46,
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Again?
I'm sure you did that last year.
Are you all set for Superbowl Sunday? Do you have 3 bottle of Bud Light, some hotdogs and chips and stuff.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 19:48,
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im at work
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Lisette von Falcon, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 19:50,
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On a Sunday
Have you no respect for the sabbath!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 19:52,
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