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What's your favourite kind of gate?(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 12:21,
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latest was 14 years ago)
Which track is your favourite?(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 12:28,
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OMG I've just been to the railway station.There was a train track there. In fact there were two, one going north and the other going south.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 12:33,
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that;s nothingI bin on a train once
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 12:34,
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mean skills.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 12:38,
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I fell out of a train door at new year.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 12:39,
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SON!!!!(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 12:44,
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One of my friends once threw up on a train after he smelled his own fartRather glad I wasn't there for that.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 12:56,
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Cowgate's alright but gets a bit full of stag and hen dos at the weekend.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 12:29,
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waht are they doing partying in baby food?(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 12:31,
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partying, obviously.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 12:34,
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after you spunked youfetid cum in her bits?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 12:32,
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He tried, but his willy doesn't extend past his bellyso he actually just spunked on himself and it dripped off his gut and onto her foof.
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My mate's seen Jim Rosenthal's cock.Slowest round of Tenuous Celebrity Genital Spotters ever.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 13:11,
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Hi Noel!A new starter in my office reminds me rather a lot of yourself, it's a little unnerving.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 12:55,
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It can't be that unnerving, he can't be a scratch on the original.*buffs fingernails*
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 13:10,
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I don't really like gates.I just wanted to say hello and inform you all that Bob Carolgees is the man of the day.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 12:58,
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I'd never heard of this guy until this christmaswhen my old flatmate used him in a game of charades
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Ha, I've seen that on Facebook.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 13:19,
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Kissingand every time my lovely girlfriend and I go through one, we have a kiss.
It makes you want to vomit doesn't it?
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 13:03,
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HahaWe'll be snogging our way through the kissing gates of East Sussex next week. I'll have to take some lip balm.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 13:06,
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Not to my knowledge.How're you?
Edit: actually I might have mown-down a Nigerian student near the university last weekend, but I swear he jumped under the wheels.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 13:15,
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I'm pretty good.How was your winter BBQ? I'm going to have a BBQ when I'm in Oz. I might have several.
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I haven't had a winter BBQ, but the season is young.Bit dead here innit?
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 13:22,
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I haven't a clue what you're blathering on about squire and now I'm Leavin'.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 13:30,
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Make sure you shout very loudly about shrimps on a barbieand do it in your best 'Kath and Kim' accent.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 13:39,
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Word of warning. The front page of B3ta isn't particularly SFW at the moment./talk have managed to get a fairly close up picture of a floating turd on there.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 13:17,
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Quite a lot of /links clicked it.There were no where near 21 people on talk.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 14:17,
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The Hot Gates.A prize to anyone who gets this reference.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 13:38,
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Why does Linkedin keep sending me photos of your ugly mug?It put me right off my breakfast this morning.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 13:41,
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I have no idea.Probably as you have my email address and you've allowed a Linkedin cookie permission to access your address book.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 13:46,
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It's entirely possible.I'm just joshing with you anyway. You're one of the more attractive internet shutins I've seen.
However, up against the general detritus of humanity that hangs about in here...
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 13:49,
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NOit is an historical event, FUCK YOU
and of CCOURSE you'd love the film, you BENDER
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300That's how I heard of it in the first instance, did a bit of reading up on it afterwards though.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 13:47,
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the boys were raised by superior men and buggered senselessthey got so warped they stopped finding women attractive
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Made me laugh in the filmwhen Leonidas called the Athenians boy-lovers.
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 14:01,
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I don't think Zack Snyder did his researchprobably a bit too invested in the Spartans being Manly Men
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 14:08,
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they're in their pants the whole film, the homoeroticism was strong in taht one(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 14:10, Reply)
Stephen Pressfield has written a great book on it(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 13:52,
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That was Great Balls Of Fire, a rather good track.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 13:56,
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Correct. Highly recommended by me.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 14:01,
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Eh it was pretty good as a light readbut the author seemed to forget that he wasn't actually writing about 21st century soldiers
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 14:06,
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course it fucken is matenot as good as the abttle the spartans had against the athenians on that island and the athenians just held them off with arrows til they totally kicked their sorry arse stho
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My personal favourite is when they shoved the Athenians into a quarry and made them act out tragedy for their freedom.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 14:19,
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In the film 300 he refers to the Hot Gates, that's how I recognised it.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 13:47,
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thermo- hotpylae - gates
it was an actual place and there was an actual battle
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NO YOU FUCKEN DON'T ELSE YOU'D HAVE SAID THERMOPYLAE INSTEAD OF '300' YOU CUNTsomebody hold my shoes, this guy needs learnin
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www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1533530
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 13:49,
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You already replied to me up there Quinten"course it fucken is mate
not as good as the abttle the spartans had against the athenians on that island and the athenians just held them off with arrows til they totally kicked their sorry arse stho"
Would that response make any sense if I'd not written 'The battle of Thermopylae?'
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 13:56,
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This subthread winsBest Internet Argument Ever
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 14:03,
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I had no idea your WoW nickname is HotGatesMK(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 13:45,
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I was going to say kissing gatebut bartles beat me to it, the cunt. I'm not having anyone's sloppy seconds.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 13:38,
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Fair point, well made.And apparently he was a total slag too, before he got married the first time.
I'm probbaly porridge cousins with half of the female population of Nigeria, and a large proportion of the populace of Kent.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 13:47,
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Chinese squinting prick(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 13:54,
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Again, lol and clickOK WHO'S NICKED B3TH'S LOGIN?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 14:05,
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Best get one of those 'adult nappies' on(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 14:06,
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I like electric gates the most, as they keep povs and door steppers away.(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 13:45,
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Don't forget, it also kills darkies and polaks!(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 13:46,
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Darkies start beating drums like in that king kong remake, but just can't figure out how to open themI normally have to let the polaks in though
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 13:49,
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Yay, I found a way to dump the 60 cans of Red Bull and 3KG of gummy worms.I took them into work and got the office manager to send out the following email
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Someone messed up an order from a wholesale company on the internet, not quite realising how much stuff he ordered... so there's a prezzy for you all in the kitchen, help yourselves J
There is a little donation box for the Wood Green Animal Shelter next to it, it's completely optional and up to you, anything helps, it's all going to them!
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 14:00,
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How the hell did you get that much Red Bull?Did I miss a Saga?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 14:03,
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It's not the quantity of Red Bull I'm concerned about3 KILOGRAMS of gummy worms?!
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It's true, I was going to line them all up, melting the ends like a Gummy Worm Centepide and see how many times I can get it to go all the way around my internal organs.I reckon I could have chanined it like 250 times, that would be a true feet of pure desire and love.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:08,
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Sounds like when my old man takes his teeth out(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 14:21,
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He just spent an hour arguing with the useless garage that arsed up repaiting his carbut he enjoys arguing, so that's okay.
And we found out a friend of ours has been sent home from the hospital to die, which is less good. I fully expect a full-on maudlin episode once he starts drinking this evening.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 14:26,
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We're going out to dinner later.I'll see what I can do.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 14:29,
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I've already told her twice.That's why she's got two black eyes.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 14:56,
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The red bulls were Red Bull Shots instead of normal Red Bull, I didn't look at the order right.I figured at 25p a can, I can switch over to them, and it would last like 2 months, saving me like £45.
And I just wasn't thinking about the worms, I just saw the price and thought "That's a good idea".
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:03,
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I still don't see why you gave them away, rather than just drinking them 3 at a time(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:06,
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3 of those red bull shots at a time would land me in hospital.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:09,
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Ah, right, so not the same stuff in smaller cansthat wierd still stuff in little bottles. thus not carbenated and not what you wanted. gotcha
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:21,
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Exactly, plus it's got 3 times per ml cafine.which I think would give my anxiety problems a real....ermm... problem.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:22,
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I've just woken up.I'm not even ill or anything.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 14:31,
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I've just found out that is the nickname for someone who works here who keeps touching LCD screens(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 14:40,
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You have good lunches.I have my air conditioning on as my room got too hot and the radiator won't get any colder.
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I am lucky in that regard. Steak, frites, rocquefort sauce, kale, bordeaux.
Air con to cool or heat?
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I'd have replied to your lazy bastard comment earlierBut I dozed off again.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:10,
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You better not be doing this on Saturday when you are with your London Betters.
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I just needed some kip.So who is coming out on Saturday then?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:18,
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So it'll be only 50% bent then.Obviously, without me being there it would be 100% bent.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:23,
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*averagelols*You, me , Monts, Battered, Himjim, Lusty for a bit, Kroney and Quentin. I suspect Quentin may not attend.
Rory is flying in but likely won't make it and Swipe if she isn't girlying it up with her bridesmaid buddies.
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That's too complicated for me to work out the potential bender factor to all of this.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:28,
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It will have a shut in force of 11. And your attendance is sending the virginity quotient off the scale!!
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I suspect it will also be a force 9 blizzard with the amount of white flying around. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:32,
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Certain codes of conduct will be expected with draconianrepercussions should they not be met.
Flying white will not be tolerated.
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hahahaI would also imagine that when we're in the pub, if we were all to jump in the air at the same time, on landing we'd be able to make the axis of the earth move a little.
If we time it right, we might be able to book the UK a warmer summer.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:33,
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Won't that require some sort of physical effort?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:40,
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It's simple reallyYou are as bent as Barrymore to the power of Norton
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:33,
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Oh, berk said she was thinking about comingBut she probably won't as she can't afford a hotel or something.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:34,
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Wouldn't dream of it, old boy. Wapping or Scotland on Saturday then?
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Scotland I am afraid, wasn't worth cancelling now I've paid outy flights etcJust got invited to another Stag, apparently the budget is between £500 and £750...I won't be going
I'll come for drink one day...one day
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:40,
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Shame. I am sure it will be a great laugh. Try not to think of the money.
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Money spent now, so no point crying over itI am sad I can't meet a laod of internet weirdos for warm beer in "Wapping" though
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:44,
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Damn. Who are we going to bully now?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:43,
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I'm not sharing my spunky pillow with anyone.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:37,
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Don't forget your sieve, his mum's been saving something up for you too. You'll need to take the lumps out though. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:42,
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If I go out later and get you some cider, we'll be able to do the Pepsi challenge.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:45,
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Has anyone here ever had dry socket?My boss is whining like a motherfucker, but I have no idea if it's actually painful or not.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 14:58,
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I have but luckily it didn't hurt. I understand it can hurt like hell.
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Yeah, but I keep some lube handy, so it's all good.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:01,
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Nope, big family do so I shall not be around.you'll only have Monty to bum in the Gents.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:22,
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:36,
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*Ahem.*b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post262831
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:37,
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4eva in r hartsb3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post451401
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:44,
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I look forward to this always being on the popular page(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:42,
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5 barkeeps those fucking cows in their place
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:29,
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