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I am on the final push with one of the dullest assignments ever. I have decided to race Maximus Decimus Whateverhisfaceis to the finish line. Can he go through his entire story arc before I finish my assignment?
What do you to motivate yourself? Are you really good at getting stuff done or do you put it off to the last minute?
Alt: What song shall we play first at Cuntin's funeral?
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hey man i don't think its cool to be planning someones funeral when there still alive, you knowespecially when the two of us are the only two peopel in the world i know of who have been diagnosed with corvid obesity, we should stick together man
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last minute, everytimeTo motivate myself I pretend that there is a bear in the office who will eat me if I stop working.
Alt: www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GwjfUFyY6M
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 16:16,
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but you do love me, don't you ape?aren't there any of my friends left here anymore?
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Nakkers, I have you down as someone in their late thirties. Correct?
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Oh, we're not far off each other actually. I wonder why I thought you were older? maybe it's my immaturity.
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Why are you even pondering this question?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 16:32,
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hey wait woah m,ani just looked up the lyrics to this song and it sounds to me like your threatening me with bullets again
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i dunno why your calling me fat, i really don'ti know i was diagnosed with corvid obesity, but theres no need to keep crowing on about my weight
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oh man, i was gonna say all this insults was driving me stark raven mad and now i'll have to think of a new one(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 16:30, Reply)
This pun subject is so narrowI'm Chough-ing struggling
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 16:36,
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My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius.Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife, and I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next
...and I'm an alcoholic."
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 16:18,
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*checks IMDB*Man, that looks proper shit.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 21 Feb 2012, 16:39,
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I had to check your name to see who you are(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 16:40,
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Check My name?You cheeky skamp. I am Vice-Admiral Gloria Notgonz as any fule no.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 21 Feb 2012, 16:41,
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have you lost your job? I remember you said it was a possibility...(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 16:44,
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Not yet.I'll know sometime between now and Friday, probably.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 21 Feb 2012, 16:45,
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I'm not generally a fan of management in these situationsbut for once, I do generally believe they are doing there best to do a proper job of working out who they can keep and how else they can save money. it sucks that it's ben up in the air for a couple of weeks, but I'd rather they did the job right, save having to do this shit again, hopefully.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 21 Feb 2012, 16:49,
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That sucksi had to wait overnight once after an announcement was made and that sucked hard. Good luck mate.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 16:47,
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it sucks and I'm not sleeping well these last weeks.but shit happens and I shall survive regardless, I just want the uncertainty over.
That said if you know any jobs going in software testing/IT support, I'm looking, just in case.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 21 Feb 2012, 16:50,
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I hear you are a bent spastic.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 17:18,
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haha! you witty cad!Instead of writing Q's name out properly you changed it to cuntin to show how much you don't like him.
Oh man, I bet he's well gutted.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 16:53,
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He is cut to the bone, he's been crying down the gaz to me for an hour now(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 16:55,
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He's such delicate flower, with a heart of gold and he was only 2 days from retirementhe only came here to do one last job
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 16:59,
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i don't mind the cuntin stuffbut taking the mick out of my corvid obesity is totally out of order
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Oh dear, the 5pm warriors have logged off, deleted their accounts and killed themselves(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 17:01,
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Did you hear about the black Jew?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 17:07,
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He had to get to the back of the gas chamber.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 17:16,
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I've managed to lose over a stone on the Adam Ant diet. It's really very easy: Don't chew ever, don't chew ever.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 17:09,
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I thought the punchline would beI went completely mental and only ate grass
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 17:15,
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+ threw an alternator through the window of a Kentish Town pubbecause someone sung the theme for 'The Good, The Bad and The Ugly' at him for wearing a cowboy hat.
My brother was living 100 yards down the road at the time, we lolled heartily.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 17:17,
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Why not just list the people you don't have a fucking anecdote about?/ac
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 21 Feb 2012, 17:27,
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The only one he has about me amounts to me being a "bent spastic"(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 17:29,
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 21 Feb 2012, 17:32,
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Oh Apey!your my favourite Marketing Skumbag, for whatever that may be worth. I'll make sure you're last in line for the gas chambers come the revolution.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 21 Feb 2012, 17:40,
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I'm here for a bit.just not a lot to say.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 21 Feb 2012, 17:11,
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I'm in the pubBut you lot are marginally more interesting than the people I'm with.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 17:34,
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He's probably hanging out in a graveyard(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 17:43,
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Hey Ambers.M'off, have a good evening.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 21 Feb 2012, 17:44,
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Worse than thatMy wife's family. In a shit pub. With rubbish beer.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 17:53,
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I like pancake day. I was going to make some South African pancakes, but they taste like crepe.
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I like pancake day too Baz.I'm thinking of going to the chippy.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 18:10,
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I actually hate pancake day. And today as a whole, that port has done bad things to me. Woke up half hour ago and am shaking like a cunt. On the plus side my ticket for QPR turned up today as did my Tom Ford sunglasses.
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What the hell are Tom Ford sunglasses?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 18:14,
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I'm going to guess the answer includes the word'expensive'
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 18:28,
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I agree that eyewear needs to be of a good quality.Cheap sunnies are shit.
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I could imagine 3 bottles of port might fuck some shit up proper big time.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 20:28,
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i wish I had pancakes(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 18:28,
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no eggstoo sleepy
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 18:36,
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eveing chums and chumpsi usually have things done on time - I finished my thesis 2 weeks before deadline, that kind of thing. Except now I always have more stuff than I can reasonably do, so I've got into the bad habit of leaving the things I can't be arsed with until the last minute in the hope I can get away with not doing it.
Having said that, I do have to finish a powerpoint for a lesson tomorrow. First, tea.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 18:28,
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Is that a cup of tea, or a pikey dinner?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 18:34,
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What are you having to eat this evening?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 18:36,
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nah, had a curry the other dayand I just took my shoes off and really would prefer to just sleep.
I think I have some rice somewhere
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 18:40,
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Get a pillow and a duvet instead.That'll make for a far more comfortable sleep then rice.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 18:43,
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zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 18:49,
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Put the pigs by the keyboard, we'll chat with them instead.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 18:51,
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c,xj;ngsdfb/lk z .gz
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 18:52,
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Evening, fuckers.Alt: I don't know, but we've just found out we have to go to a funeral next week. That should be fun.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Feb 2012, 18:52,
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Sorry.Hey, I'm gonna go to the chippy in a bit - what should I get?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 19:00,
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With what though.I don't know what I fancy having with some fried spuds.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 19:05,
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I think they only have battered and plain.I'm not sure though.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 19:09,
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I might have a chip party where I make chips, I promise you, there is no such thing as better chips than the chips I make.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 20:35,
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sausage rollI want a sausage roll now, too. While you're there...
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 19:05,
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I don't think the chippy does sausage roll.It isn't a branch of Greggs.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 19:07,
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they usually dosausage roll and chips is yum
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 19:08,
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They have a selection of pies and pasties, but I've never see a sausage roll.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 19:10,
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really?they are like sausage meat wrapped in pastry, you should try one
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 19:12,
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I've eaten a sausage roll before - obviously.However I've never been to a chip shop that sells them.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 19:14,
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I think I'll go with the beer battered cod.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 19:21,
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They're quite long,and are sausage meat wrapped in pastryAsk at the chipper for one
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 19:18,
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Oh dear back to hsh and gazzing nommy nommy food :((
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 19:08,
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You make it sound like there is Anything Elsewhich of course there isn't.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Feb 2012, 19:19,
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All the old hsh characters really need their own slash fiction(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 19:23,
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I'd rather see some snuff fictionstarring quentin or freefair.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Feb 2012, 19:24,
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I'd like to see Robert and Rebecca settle down together(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 19:27,
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Just so you know, funerials are free passes for having an affair...... you can lay it on thick, say you were confused and sad saught out comfort where ever you could and WHY WONT YOU LISTEN TO ME ANYMORE? and YOU DROVE ME TO THIS.... perfect timing.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 20:35,
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