That's quite enough of that.
I am reliably informed that the holographic Tupac that was recently unveiled was really very impressive (unlike Tupac himself, who was a stage-school dwarf with 'John Wayne Syndrome', a gay 'tache and zero MC $killZ). As Lusty remarked to me, it won't be long before cloth-eared dunces will be able to attend a beyond-the-grave Michael Jackson show using the same technology.

But surely this is a (smooth - lol) criminal waste of such wizardry? Is a gig by a squeaking bleached-skinned nonce really the best application of this? What would be better use of this shit?

Alt: 8 hours of sleep a night: too much? Not enough? How much to you get and do you feel it's enough? This one is dedicated to /OT's resident Welshman, AA.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:12, 215 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Maybe to get a philosophy lesson from Socrates
Or a blowie off Freddie Mercury.
If you were into that sort of thing of course.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:17, Reply)

But then that wouldn't work with a hologram.
Curses.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:18, Reply)

Durr.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:19, Reply)

Is there much film footage of Socrates from which a hologram could be made?
HMMM?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:19, Reply)

Yeah
Haven't you seen Bill and Ted?
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:20, Reply)

No.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:23, Reply)

He's in that.
And it's totally and completely him. Because American films don't do revisionism.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:23, Reply)

I've heard that about them
*puts on Braveheart*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:25, Reply)

Haha. I saw that at the cinema
Two hundred mad Scots piling out afterward in mass patriotic psychosis.
Abject bollocks of a film. The Jews killed William Wallace apparently.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:29, Reply)

Sugartits the Jew was indeed responsible.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:30, Reply)

Oh man.
When he painted his face blue and yelled, 'Arbeit Macht Frei'. That was amazing!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:32, Reply)

Hahahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:36, Reply)

haha, i like the idea of getting a blowie from princess diana, where inside the jologram
Is a FleshLite hanging on some string connected to a motor that moves it up and down a bit. Maybe a series of pullies to get that enphusiastic effect.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:00, Reply)

and then someone turns it off near the end so youre just there on stage with a fleshlite on a string.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:02, Reply)

As with all new technology
It will soon be put to use to create new forms of pornography.
Is this better than watching Michael Jackson?
Yes.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:19, Reply)

Michael Jackson pornography.
Worst of both worlds.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:20, Reply)

*Shudders*

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:21, Reply)

not quite legal in most countries id imagine.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:01, Reply)

mind piss
mind piss cock jizz
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:25, Reply)

I sleep 6 hours a night in two three hour slots
This is because children are evil.
( Peej, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:22, Reply)

I'm looking forward to going into a cafe and ordering my Pepsi
from an arguing, holographic Ronald Reagan and Grand Ayatollah Komaneini. No doubt some wag will make a jape about my life preserver.
( Kroney, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:23, Reply)

Some lolarious confusion over the retail price of said Pepsi is similarly likely.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:24, Reply)

Porn probably, it's an industry that has a stromng history of using technical innovation
alt: just under 6 for me last night and I'm tired, you do the math
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:23, Reply)

I think someone else had better do the grammar too.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:24, Reply)

*does Grandma*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:26, Reply)

Which one?
Algebra?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:25, Reply)

I wrote it that way purely to annoy you

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:28, Reply)

It worked a fucking treat, you massive cunt.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:29, Reply)

A Hendrix hologram would be good.
Other than that I would like to use hologram technology to reduce my ongoing rage, by shouting at various people who I dislike, starting with Bono of course.

Sleep is variable, dependent on my daughter.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:25, Reply)

That was my first idea: Hendrix at Monterey, please, if anyone's reading.
Thanks x
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:25, Reply)

Daphne and Celeste at Reading, for me.

( Kroney, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:27, Reply)

Virtual piss bottles

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:28, Reply)

They really were.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:31, Reply)

Talking about porn again eh?
Next you'll be wanting to use holograms to replay tub girl, lemon party and two girls one cup.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:31, Reply)

this post opens you up to all sorts of daughter related jokes...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:26, Reply)

Yes.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:27, Reply)

stop fucking your daughter

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:32, Reply)

That's just the way it is, Monts
Alt:
My sleep appears to have fixed itself after a mere 10 years, though kids stopped a full night's sleep last night by inconveniently falling out of bed
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:25, Reply)

Alright Bruce Hornsby.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:26, Reply)

THAT@S THE JOKE!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:27, Reply)

Should have hologram sex......Demolition Man style but without Sandra Bollox
alt: I was told 10 mins of deep breathing exercises is equivalent to 8 hrs sleep.....problem solved!!
(KarlToOnZ feels like crap on, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:31, Reply)

Alt: really? I'd be over the fucking moon if that was the case.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:40, Reply)

What a load of bobbins
I've got ten minutes spare right now, and I can bet that even if I spend all of them breathing deeply I won't feel one iota less knackered than I do.
(berk, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:40, Reply)

i'd project a massive george formby onto a wall with a banjolele the size of shoreditch

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:32, Reply)

If you want a holographic George Formby,
clock this mate.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gb-pLBQ2D7k
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:34, Reply)

Well the Airplane at Woodstock would be mega.
Just reading the book on Nicky Cooper, session keyboard guy who played with them. And just about everybody else. Stones, Who, Yardbirds, Andy Williams, Quicksilver The Wurzels. Fuck me, the guy was mega.
8 hours? Sounds about right.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:32, Reply)

Better at Altamont.
Seeing Marty Balin getting chinned by a pissed-up Angel in 3D would be hilarious.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:38, Reply)

I remember hearing one of the first ever recordings of Hendrix playing as a session musician at the BBC
before striking out on his own.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:41, Reply)

No you don't.
His first recordings for the BBC were with the Experience, for the radio show 'Top Gear'. His years as an r'n'b sideman for the likes of Little Richard and the Isley Bros are all available but predate his move to the UK by a couple of years.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:42, Reply)

maybe it was just played on the bbc...I'm sure the chap said it was recorded at maida vale or somewhere similar
however I'm sure you know better!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:45, Reply)

There's a fantastic compilation out there
of all his BBC sessions. It's some of his best work, and includes my favourite of all his recorded works, an instrumental called Drivin' South.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:46, Reply)

I had a cassette of this many many years ago
One of those cheapo Castle Communications releases. I really need to get the official release on a format that I can play.
Edit: And Driving South is incredible.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:49, Reply)

You really do.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:50, Reply)

re edit: it's a peerless masterclass in style and technical control. Best ever.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:00, Reply)

I don't know how well Top Gear would translate to radio, tbh.

( Kroney, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:46, Reply)

No worse than motor racing is as a spectator sport.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:47, Reply)

I couldn't believe how Jagger defended the Angels.
They murdered a guy for fuck's sake, how do you defend that?
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:47, Reply)

Did he defend the murderers
Or the Angels as a group? Because I know several Angels and despite what you read they don't rape, pillage and murder.
( Peej, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:52, Reply)

Their London HQ is two streets from my flat.
No trouble, ever.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:13, Reply)

Those who claim to survive on 3 hours sleep a night tend to be mad; Thatcher, Hitler etc.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:33, Reply)

I have to disagree with Hendrix
Hendrix was far more of a performer than Tupac, and if it was just a hologram, you may as well have simply sat at home and watched it on TV. The same applies to Freddie Mercury and Dimebag.

Alt: Cheers, fuckface. I usually tend to get about 5-6 hours per night, but last night was 3 1/2 hours.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:33, Reply)

Did they catch the guy that shot Dimebag?
How's Cymru this morning?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:36, Reply)

Was shot in the bag of the head on stage by a police officer with a fantastic name
James Niggemeyer
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:37, Reply)

Why did he do it?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:39, Reply)

Perhaps he thought he was shit
and that 'Dimebag' was a gay nickname. He's have been right on both counts.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:41, Reply)

WTF is a Dimebag?

( Kroney, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:42, Reply)

A small bag of marijuana.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:43, Reply)

I think it might be a weed reference.
Sold in a 'dime bag' or some such. He changed it from Diamond.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:43, Reply)

Oh right.
Well, I don't know this guy, but Neil Dimebag is great.
( Kroney, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:44, Reply)

Superb

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:45, Reply)

Ha ha

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:45, Reply)

POTD

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:49, Reply)

Gay nickname, fair enough
But he most certainly was not shit.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:52, Reply)

Whatever you say, Taffers.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:30, Reply)

He blamed Dimebag for Pantera's break-up
At least that's what I heard.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:41, Reply)

Aye, I think that is the case

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:52, Reply)

Probably because most people had no fucking idea who he was until he got shot
Damageplan? Never heard of them.
( Peej, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:42, Reply)

Pantera were quite big in the 90s

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:46, Reply)

Ultravox were quite big in the 80's
Do you know who Dennis Leigh is? No googling now!
( Peej, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:49, Reply)

i assume he was in ultravox

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:50, Reply)

That's because Damageplan were crap
Pantera, however, were excellent
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:52, Reply)

the guy that shot Dimebag
Committed suicide as part of the whole tawdry episode.

Pantera were pretty good. I especially like their spandex n' hairspray era.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:41, Reply)

he was shot in the head by a police shotgun
where do you people get your information?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:42, Reply)

Nathan Gale - 4
James D. Niggemeyer - 1
( Peej, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:50, Reply)

he got 8 out of 9 shotgun pellets in the guys head just as he turned to look at him
i wish things like that happened in real life
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:52, Reply)

They do happen in real life
haven't you seen the documentaries Robocop and Robocop 2?
( Peej, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:54, Reply)

nobody gets 8 out of 9 shotgun pellets in their face as their turning around in Robocop 1 or 2, you idiot

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:55, Reply)

you're spoiling for another phillie-fight aren't you, scrappy-doo??

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:57, Reply)

no, he was my favourite until this morning but now he's rubbish and boring again
:(
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:57, Reply)

What if I post an awesome pic full of photoshop skills?

( Peej, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:59, Reply)

why does my hair look like worzel gummidge's mad auntie cut it for him?
:(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:01, Reply)

he made you thin too, stop nit picking

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:01, Reply)

i do not have nits
i have never had nits
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:03, Reply)

i think i have them once at primary school
the nit cream was smelly and the comb was painful
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:04, Reply)

i never had them
but my mother used to check us periodically with a horrible comb. it hurt and i hated it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:07, Reply)

we have so much in common!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:12, Reply)

My mad photoshop skills are always accurate

( Peej, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:23, Reply)

well that's clearly the wrongest picture on the whole internet
monty said formby was bigger, implying that the banko was smaller, why would he scale both up? it doesn't make sense
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:01, Reply)

note monty's lack of back-up of your argument, he knows he was wrong, he knows your wrong
simple
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:05, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1590590
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:07, Reply)

exactly, he's not getting involved - an admission of his wrongness

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:11, Reply)

aren't shotgun catridges full of many many pellets?
Or is that just for shooting birds?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:59, Reply)

you can get various numbers of pellets for shotgun cartridges

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:03, Reply)

well yes, i didn't realise they went so low though
awside from havinga slug
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:06, Reply)

apparently I am wrong here.
I doff my Nu Era to AA.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:42, Reply)

The Welsh cunt.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:51, Reply)

Baa.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:56, Reply)

When I first heard Pantera I wasn't a fan at all
'The Great Southern Trendkill' is probably not the best way to introduce someone to them. A few months later I heard '5 Minutes Alone', and was rather swift in realising that they were bloody good.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:54, Reply)

I quite like ...Trendkill
I liked the opening scream by the guy from Anal Cunt.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:56, Reply)

I don't mind it as much now
But I didn't realise listen to much stuff like that at the time, so it didn't sound great at the time.

Don't get me wrong, there are some cracking tracks on 'Trendkill' - War Nerve, Drag The Waters, Suicide Note (1 & 2), Floods, etc
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:58, Reply)

13 Steps to Nowhere for the drumming
But yes, not their best album.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:59, Reply)

Aye
Best album is 'Vulgar Display'
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:00, Reply)

I know this is common opinion
But I prefer Far Beyond Driven. It's just much heavier.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:00, Reply)

Fair enough
It does have one of my favourite tracks in '5 Minutes Alone'
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:04, Reply)

Fucking hostile was one of the first real metal songs I heard, I was pretty blown away

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:00, Reply)

It is a cracking song
It ended up on my Randomburn last year
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:01, Reply)

That always reminds me of this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzL-J7Co9z8
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:02, Reply)

You're just making these band names up, now.

( Kroney, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:02, Reply)

They really are.
I prefer 'Simian Buttplug' - just their early stuff though. Before they sold out with the release of 'Llanelli Moped Hire Shop'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:04, Reply)

the heavier end of the meatl spectrum is fucking weird

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:04, Reply)

Aye, Cannibal Corpse, Anal Cunt, The Berzerker, Napalm Death, etc

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:06, Reply)

Agoraphobic Nosebleed, Pig Destroyer, Melt Banana
The list is pretty much endless
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:08, Reply)

Pig Destroyer are amusingly bad
iwrestledabearonce is the most ridiculous name that comes to mind for me
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:09, Reply)

We Butter the Bread With Butter beats that.
And Pig Destroyer are superb. Thinking of heading back to Leeds for the Damnation festival in November as they're headlining.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:11, Reply)

I wouldn't consider Melt Banana to be metal

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:20, Reply)

Hard one to classify
Noisecore? They're fucking great whatever they are.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:22, Reply)

We can certainly agree on that.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:22, Reply)

I used to love Napalm Death
And Extreme Noise Terror, and Sore Throat.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:09, Reply)

Napalm Death are excellent live

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:09, Reply)

Yup
Chewing my face off in a Napalm Death moshpit in Prestatyn was a once-in-a-lifetime experience.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:12, Reply)

I just bought the reissued vinyl of Scum

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:19, Reply)

Great album
The production is very tinny though.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:20, Reply)

I'll confess I don't love it as much as I did when I was 13
But it is good fun.
The Lee Dorrian side is better than the Nic Bullen side though.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:22, Reply)

I found this a while back
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsytdmYtcf8
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:23, Reply)

Yes I've seen that
I used to love What's That Noise? (despite the coked-up, rapist presenter)
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:26, Reply)

hahaha.

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:28, Reply)

Did you stop liking them after they were in Red Dwarf?

( Peej, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:31, Reply)

That was Carcass, wasn't it?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:44, Reply)

it gets much weirder than that when you get into less 'popular' bands

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:09, Reply)

My friend is in a band with a name that bad I can't even listen to them
Cancerous Womb
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:10, Reply)

it's a joke really
although I love teh name "Cancer bats" even if I don't like their music
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:11, Reply)

I always enjoyed Captain Terminal Bastard
They're more towards the easy listening end of the "unpopular weirdly named metal band" sub-genre, however.
( Kroney, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:16, Reply)

which cunt said "michael jackson porn"? there's an image that won't scrub off in the wash
i normally sleep about 5 hours a night. any more than that and i get headachey.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:54, Reply)

He'd have to have a violent scene with a girl called Anne, in which he kept checking on her well being.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:55, Reply)

Hahahaha
Very good Taffy.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:56, Reply)

so long as he keeps it in the closet

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:56, Reply)

Man in the Mirror
would take on a rather ironic subtext if holo-Jackson performed it.
( Kroney, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:58, Reply)

you mean annie

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:57, Reply)

I've got some extra-strong mindbleach if you need...

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:59, Reply)

your jizz does not count
but thank you very much for the offer
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:00, Reply)

That badger eh? Always with the ear sex

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:01, Reply)

some beasts are just too rabid to control!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:03, Reply)

Don't fuck with badgers, from the Wiki page:
"Badgers are capable of fighting off much larger animals such as wolves and bears. Badgers can run or gallop at up to 25–30 kilometres per hour (16–19 mph) for short periods of time."

I've been chased halfway across a golf course by one.
( Kroney, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:11, Reply)

Serves you right for playing golf.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:14, Reply)

I wasn't even playing golf
just taking a shortcut.
( Kroney, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:16, Reply)

most golf courses have guard badgers, you fool

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:25, Reply)

pussy, you have a bag full of metal sticks with weights on the end and you were terrorised by a badger?
You're worse than the guy who was mugged by a fox
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:16, Reply)

I wasn't actually playing golf, I'm not a complete cunt.
In any case, this thing would have just shrugged off a beating with a 5 iron, the thing was the size of a small pony.
( Kroney, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:17, Reply)

I wasn't actually playing golf, I'm not a complete cunt.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:18, Reply)

Oh god, we've got another midget

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:18, Reply)

Hey, woah, hold on.
I'm a strapping great lad, thanks. All bully beef and spunk.
( Kroney, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:19, Reply)

gayest post of the week

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:22, Reply)

Woah, it's early doors to call that.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:23, Reply)

darth hasn't been about much though

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:26, Reply)

rubbish
it can count to 10.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:21, Reply)

It was me! Hiya!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:02, Reply)

you
you're going on The List
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:04, Reply)

Schindler lolz

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:04, Reply)

Some twat will want to use it for movies.
It might eventually be less pointless than 3D but I rather doubt it.

Alt: 8 would be nice, 7 is my 'norm' and 6 I can survive on.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:09, Reply)

+inches

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:10, Reply)

Just don't tell George Lucas

(Apothecaries' weight - I'm a cyborg, but that's OK, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:10, Reply)

Wotcha, Pothers.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:13, Reply)

Mornin' Monty
How'sit?
(Apothecaries' weight - I'm a cyborg, but that's OK, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:18, Reply)

Not bad at all, thanks.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:19, Reply)

what a strangley polite sub thread this is

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:22, Reply)

Yes, have we stopped accusing Noobs of being bert/freefair?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:23, Reply)

Fuck off Bert

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:28, Reply)

I have decided to stop the FOB to newbies, we need more people on here.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:30, Reply)

Wise move IMO.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 17 Apr 2012, 12:01, Reply)

I think Monty is experimenting with not immediately scaring new people away.
Give old Pothers a couple more weeks to settle in and he'll be branded a tedious bent spastic like the rest of us.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:25, Reply)

It's a badge of honour, like an ASBO.
You fucking cripple.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:28, Reply)

nah, it's OK, Al stepped well up to the mantle of being this months "cunt to newbies"
It's probably a role that should be on rotation anyway.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:28, Reply)

I'm never a cunt to newbies.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:29, Reply)

Just your good friends.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:30, Reply)

I may be taking you up on your offer of a lift on Sat if the offer is still open?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:31, Reply)

I've got a spare booster seat you can borrow.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:32, Reply)

Soz i bagsied the cupholder for my coffee

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:33, Reply)

I like the lad.
He's a lot less retarded than you are. Not exactly hard to achieve, mind.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:29, Reply)

depends on your starting point and the size of your hammer

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:31, Reply)

Oh, dear god, this^

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:17, Reply)

As Lucas has signed that agreement to give all his money away to good causes
I'm happy for him to make as many billions as he likes.
( Peej, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:30, Reply)

Didn't realise he'd done that
When'd all this happen?
(Apothecaries' weight - I'm a cyborg, but that's OK, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:34, Reply)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Giving_Pledge
( Peej, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:38, Reply)

YEH BUT THAT DONT MAKE UP FOR JAH-JAH SHOOTINF FIRST!!!!!!!11!

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:52, Reply)

8 hours is good
Anything more than that and I'm fucked for the day. Currently sleeping in 3 hours shifts at random intervals - sucks in a lot of ways but I generally feel more on the ball for it
(Apothecaries' weight - I'm a cyborg, but that's OK, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:24, Reply)

My brother and I favour the afternoon nap.
It's the one area in which those Dagoes have got one up on us Aryan ubermenschen.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:31, Reply)

I am a big fan of this. Sunday 2-4, then pub 4-7. Followed by supper and an early night.
*middle aged*
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:32, Reply)

Are you joining us Saturday?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:32, Reply)

It is looking likely. Need to find a hotel.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:34, Reply)

Sweet.
I was thinking 12.30 around Monty's and we can hit the road asap.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:36, Reply)

Great, as I am in West London might be best for me to meet you somewhere en route rather than head east to then head west.
Will gaz you.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:37, Reply)

Sounds like a plan.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:38, Reply)

I'd use it to give myself a pair of tits
left one swipeys and right one b3ths. I would then stand in front of the mirror naked and jump up and down.
( Peej, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:29, Reply)

whilst putting the lotion on your skin.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:31, Reply)

Can you touch the holograms?
That would change things completely!
( Peej, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:32, Reply)

holographic lotion, innit.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:33, Reply)

i love creepy sex pest posts on the internet, they make me feel better about myself as a person

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:32, Reply)

love am a posts

they make me feel better about myself as a person
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:36, Reply)

i love the level of wit around here, its a real challange for me

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:37, Reply)

A step up?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:38, Reply)

i can only aspire to these kinds of levels

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:39, Reply)

It's heady stuff.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:41, Reply)

Holographic news reports.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:36, Reply)

Holographic boxing
1,000 rounds of it.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:37, Reply)

Holographic porn
Watch out for the girls who open their mouths at the holographic money shot, they're the keepers!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:45, Reply)