LUNCH?
Alt: I don't like bread, what dietary staples do you not like?
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:12, 165 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I've had lunch it was average
I don't like fish, fish is shit
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:14, Reply)

I will have lunch as soon as my vacuous cunt of a housemate vacates the kitchen. I cannot be fucked with her at all today. I am thinking I might knock up a lamb wrap.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:15, Reply)

I didn't know they could get pregnant!!!
Why was she beinga cunt the other day? You never elaborated
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:15, Reply)

Which day? she generally does something monumentally stupid or inconvenient on a daily basis. Yesterday it was hoovering at 2am and dropping a printer at 3am.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:19, Reply)

yo0u said her lies were unravelling or something

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:21, Reply)

Oh yeah, so she was meant to be moving out on April the 14th. She had bought a new build flat in newport. Apparently she bought the wrong flat which is why she is still here but is proceeding on another flat inthe same build. However her little notepad she leaves everywhere has names and dates for viewings for last week and this week. She hasn't paid the gas bill since december even though we've given her the money. It's in her name so Paul and I have started a new account and are leaving her with the final bill for her fuck up. And then loads of stupid things like she has to go home to look after her mum who has broken both arms. Then the next day posting pictures on fb of her mum who is fine. She is fucking weird. Man there are loads more.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:25, Reply)

next time she is away sell all her stuff, change the locks and pretend not to recognise her when she starts banging on the door.

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:29, Reply)

She played with his toys without asking.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:19, Reply)

NO FUCKING WAY! DID SHE? THE WHORE! which toys?
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:20, Reply)

LEGO WANTS TO BE PLAYED WITH!

(Bazongaloid, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:20, Reply)

Check out the links page for some brilliant lego.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:20, Reply)

WANT!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:29, Reply)

ME TOO!
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:33, Reply)

Damn straight, bitchtits.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:27, Reply)

I ran two miles last night and my calfs/calves (sp) cramped up.
I can't help but think I'm doing something wrong. my first thought is that fixing my shit muscles that I've changed my running gait which is now making other calf muscles work which previously weren't/
(Bazongaloid, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:28, Reply)

You've stopped flapping your arms and running like a girl?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:31, Reply)

No, don't be so stupid.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:34, Reply)

Tuna, its horrible.
More money saving advice from me.
splitticket.moneysavingexpert.com/
It makes splitting rail tickets for cheaper journeys pretty easy.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:17, Reply)

The most I can make that save is 3 quid on an 80 quid fare.
definitely worth it for being the cunt that holds everyone up at the ticket window demanding 4 different tickets. Definitely
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:21, Reply)

Saved me ~20% on Milton keynes to wakefield
which is for work and so your tax money.
And you just prebook and type in the code at the machine, it just means more printing not that much longer.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:23, Reply)

I can save you even more
Don't go to Wakefield. It's grim.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:25, Reply)

I know, but I have a fucking meeting.
Still I get to pass through london on the way back and grab dinner.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:26, Reply)

That's not on the way.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:27, Reply)

Cheapest tickets are from kings cross, so I just walk from Euston and get that.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:28, Reply)

hang on
it says that is for "walk-on" tickets only, you can't prebook.

If you were going prebook you could get a saver fare and save a cockload more than that will ever manage. You chobber.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:33, Reply)

Yes, but it tells you where to split the tickets.
Go to national rail and get those tickets as saver tickets and bobs your uncle. Got the trip for under £100 peak times by faffing about, where as just booking ahead would be £160ish
(PsychoChomp, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:38, Reply)

ah, I see
however, you've now got a load of seat reservations in random parts of the same train though, right?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:38, Reply)

Yeah, I'll just ignore them. The train is always really empty because it's such a rip off.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:40, Reply)

Still worth it to save a packet though surely?
Unless you get some cunt sitting in your seat who refuses to move. I hate that.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:40, Reply)

meh, I dunno
one change of seat, maybe.

I'm just not sure I can be arsed. Not that it doesn't make it a cunning plan if you use it like rape-eyes does, of course
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:46, Reply)

although, I would suggest
you haven't saved the taxpayer money, as the taxpayer paid for the time you spent cocking around doing it.

but i could see the advantage from a personal travel point of view. Although it'd have to be a hell of a lot more than a £60 saving for me to be arsed with the fannying I think.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:45, Reply)

There's three of us travelling, and it took me say half an hour.
I'm not that expensive.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:48, Reply)

I saved £455 on rail tickets yesterday.
Did I do good?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:28, Reply)

YES, I've just blown one of those party blower things.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:32, Reply)

I had a Turkey Breast Subway.
It was okay. I got a drink for 1p which made the watery coke taste all the sweeter.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:20, Reply)

6inch or footlong? and how did you dress it.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:21, Reply)

footlong.
All the salad and some BBQ sauce. This is the most interesting conversation i've ever had with you.

Sadly I suspect it's because when I mentioned subway you became aroused and started touching yourself while typing one handed. I feel slightly sickened that i've just inadvertently given you a stiffy.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:25, Reply)

No, I'm just trying to start anew. I don't like bread so Subway is not very appealing.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:26, Reply)

i was debating subway
but it's cold and far away and i'm lazy.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:25, Reply)

It's not cold.
Pretend you're billing a client for the time you spend walking there, and then pretend that all the other customers and the people serving all think you're really attractive and are asking you to send them photos of your tits.

And then pretend you're running away from a predatory rapist on the way back. You'll find the time just flies.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:26, Reply)

that would be as opposed to those non-predatory rapists?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:34, Reply)

"Let them come to me"

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:36, Reply)

this doesn't even make sense
i'm glad i ignored you and went to the fab restaurant/deli instead for feta and spinach quiche with 3 salads.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:54, Reply)

Yes, but what bread?
Not that I've been to Subway in years. Italian was always the best, though.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:26, Reply)

Honey oat mother fucker.
How's you?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:27, Reply)

You know me, rocking and rolling, wheeling and dealing.
And, you know, stuff.

You?
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:28, Reply)

Not bad. I just ate a subway.
I'm thinking about getting a yorkie later.

And my mum is coming to stay tonight.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:29, Reply)

But Yorkies are not for girls!
I hope that you cook your mother a nice meal and give her a nice glass of wine. Please spend more than £4.00 on the bottle, your mother appreciates the finer things in life.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:31, Reply)

I'll dust something off from the wine rack.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:33, Reply)

I've gfot a Wispa, not had one in years

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:31, Reply)

Shh!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:32, Reply)

They all taste the same to be honest.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:27, Reply)

Extra spicy tuna sandwich, Worcester suce crisps and proper full fat Coke
Alt:
I'm bored to fucking death of pasta
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:23, Reply)

A 4 mile run, and then some chicken.
Alt: I don't really like pasta, but I eat it all the time.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:25, Reply)

Are you meant to like pasta or the sauce that goes on it? It doesn't really taste of much.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:28, Reply)

As far as I can tell, it's the sauce that you're meant to enjoy.
But pasta on it's own is just a little... odd.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:29, Reply)

I like spaghetti.
And tagletelli
(Bazongaloid, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:30, Reply)

smug

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:28, Reply)

If having some base level of fitness is smug then hand me a croissant!

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:30, Reply)

Bent spastic.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:30, Reply)

yey monty's here

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:32, Reply)

yaaaaay

(Bazongaloid, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:33, Reply)

Alt: I haven't eaten meat for 22 years.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:29, Reply)

You'd have loved my dinner last night.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:31, Reply)

nomnomnom

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:34, Reply)

It was actually ten times nicer than that pic.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:37, Reply)

the black pudding lived up to its Billing

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:40, Reply)

Innit

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:46, Reply)

b3ta.turb0t.net/questions/offtopic/post1618424
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:32, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1618437
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:41, Reply)

My vegan housemate is tempted to stop being vegan when he goes on holiday to vegas next year.
He's trying to persuade us to be vegan the week before so it "balances out"
(PsychoChomp, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:33, Reply)

what a cunt
youe well rid of him
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:34, Reply)

I might do it and just eat vegetable curries 3 times a day.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:39, Reply)

Vegans really are cunts, aren't they?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:35, Reply)

Beans on toast with spicy meatballs.
Alt: I'm not really a fan of cold sandwiches. Or pasta. They're both a bit dull.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:30, Reply)

Sounds a bit like a Value neal.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 17 May 2012, 13:47, Reply)

Is that like when you pay Monty 50p to suck you off?

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:16, Reply)

I'm with Nakers, I don't do fish
Lunch was a cheese baguette from Eat. Didn't need meat after Buen Ayre last night.

God I feel like death. NOTE TO SELF: don't go out with Monty on a school night.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:31, Reply)

Haha!
I made this mistake then had a 300 mile drive home. In the snow
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:32, Reply)

Bender

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:38, Reply)

Stunned is a bad influence on you
Or vice versa
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:42, Reply)

6 of one, etc.
If we were a record we’d be a double A side.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:44, Reply)

salad. LOL!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:33, Reply)

We call them chips, down here.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:35, Reply)

HAHA I MADE A FUNNY JOKE AT THE SCOTSMAN!!!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:36, Reply)

LOL!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:37, Reply)

Pasta.
Horrible stuff, spuds or rice all the way.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 17 May 2012, 13:37, Reply)

Had a coffee and then a rocket salad from Costa.
Now I'm smoking and pissing about on my phone on the streets of Whitechapel waiting for a cunting estate agent to come and drop off a load of keys to me.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:39, Reply)

I'm looking for a holiday in June, I thinkning about Turkey
does anyone know which is the nice part of Turkery?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:41, Reply)

The thighs

(PsychoChomp, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:42, Reply)

not a breast man eh?
broadsword will be disappointed
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:44, Reply)

I prefer breasts.
I like breasts.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:44, Reply)

that's the spirit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:47, Reply)

The southern coast is supposed to be nice.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:01, Reply)

Anyone who doesn't actually lust over this, even though it may be a teeny bit too much,
is wrong.

www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2097707/Kidz-Breakfast-Great-Yarmouth-diner-eats-6-000-calorie-fry-26-minutes.html
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 17 May 2012, 13:44, Reply)

Looks rank.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:48, Reply)

i concur

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:49, Reply)

you can fuck off

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:51, Reply)

I like the photo of him grinning like a loon,holding an empty plate.
A proud man.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 17 May 2012, 13:53, Reply)

*fucks off*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:53, Reply)

I love how he went for 5 mile run afterwards.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:49, Reply)

Always with the running with you!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:51, Reply)

He looks like an AIDS victim.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:52, Reply)

That's a whole buffet he's eaten
greedy cunt.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:56, Reply)

meat
the whole fucking lot of it is just Wrong
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:52, Reply)

You're designed to eat meat though? And it tastes fucking ace.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:56, Reply)

it's gross

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:57, Reply)

You quite a stupid prick, eh?

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:08, Reply)

"Hope this finds you well?"

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:09, Reply)

Alright Pee Aitch?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:21, Reply)

braw, ta, embee.
I've invented a kind of black-pudding version of a scottish egg. But instead of bread crump i use beer batter.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:28, Reply)

Is this tied in with your views on eugenics?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:29, Reply)

Most things are.

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:30, Reply)

No, YOU genics.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:40, Reply)

Fucking go on, son, that’s my kind of tuck.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:29, Reply)

I want £1.00 for 50% of the egg.

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:30, Reply)

YOU SAY YOUR TURNOVER IS FIFTEEN EGGS A WEEK BUT WHERE IS THE PAPERWORK TO SUPPORT THIS?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:35, Reply)

When did you stop eating meat Rswipe?
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:09, Reply)

When she started dating massive bumsexualists

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 17 May 2012, 15:06, Reply)

I can go off it for weeks at a time.
And stuff like gammon is just plain butters. Nice lamb is da bomb though.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:56, Reply)

I'm with you, I'd rather give up meat than fags.
Most of my meals do have some kind of meat in, but about 1/4 don't and I don't miss it in there.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:08, Reply)

I'd rather give up food than fags.
I spend over double on fags than I do food. Easily.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:13, Reply)

Processed peas
That is the only thing I don't like. Fairly easy to avoid as well.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:06, Reply)

Actually, pretty much processed anything
All of those frozen/chilled breaded chicken things can get to fuck.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:08, Reply)

what about findus crispy pancakes?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:09, Reply)

Well they're fine, obviously

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:09, Reply)

I can't stand tinned tuna, it makes me gag when I smell it or see people eat it. It's cat food.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:07, Reply)

It's weird how different it tastes to fresh tuna steaks.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:09, Reply)

I think its because tinned tuna has been through a big chopper rather than being a slice.
For years now I've been telling myself to try some fresh tuna steaks, just to see if I'd like them, but I can never bring myself to buy it. Some fish have this chemical or something that really puts me off, fresh marcrale has it (although I love smoked macrael). It's like a fishy kindda taste.

Fish that don't have it though, I really enjoy, like Haddock/Pollock/salmon/cod/monkfish.

My favorite animal to eat in the whole world though is Lobster.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:13, Reply)

Basically you don't like oily fish
however you do like white fish which tastes less fishy
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:16, Reply)

Yeah', I reckon so.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:53, Reply)

I could eat it out the tin with a spoon. Love it.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:13, Reply)

boring, boring
couscous.Disgraceful however it is presented.
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:09, Reply)

I crumble a chicken stock cube into it before I add the boiling water.
Then eat it with some finely chopped and fried onions, peppers and haloumi, and a small spoon of capers.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:19, Reply)

raisins and toasted pine nuts are also good

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:20, Reply)

Fuck off, what is peoples obsession with toasting fucking pine nuts.
I am not a squirrel, I don't eat fucking pine nuts. Pine nuts can fuck off unless they are in pesto.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:22, Reply)

Pine nuts are brilliant what's wrong with you?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:24, Reply)

No they are shit and bent, like you.
Unless they're in pesto. I like pesto.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:25, Reply)

I made some pesto only last night
Only, and here's the twist, I used a vegetarian hard cheese!!!

/POTD
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:27, Reply)

Then what happened???? I MUS KNO!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:42, Reply)

Further cooking japes!!!
Check my food blog for the recipe!!!!
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:48, Reply)

They are good in home made burgers

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:27, Reply)

Raisins have no place in savoury food

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:24, Reply)

Boil in the bag curry
with extra raisins.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:26, Reply)

NOMMY NOM NOM

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:40, Reply)

And you have no place speaking to me in such a familiar fashion
Know your place serf
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:26, Reply)

Oh no, everyone. Nakers is being 'funny'.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:46, Reply)

Yeeaaaah looks great love, you've done a good job
www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2145423/Is-DIY-hairdo-shortcut-disaster-As-women-skip-salon-save-money-brave-volunteer-tries-cutting-hair.html
(PsychoChomp, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:09, Reply)

It doesn't look any different.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:21, Reply)

Lazy curry, very nice
Alt: Nuts, they're vile.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:29, Reply)

Almonds are repulsive and should be illegal.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:37, Reply)

I agree wholeheartedly with this.
I don't have a problem with any other nuts though.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:39, Reply)

So the graffiti is true....

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:41, Reply)

teabaggedupinblue

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:45, Reply)

I like marzipan.
There, I've said it.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:44, Reply)

Vile stuff

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:44, Reply)

Small jacket potato with tuna and diced tomato and cucumber
Alt: I used to be stupidly fussy growing up (my Mum must've been a saint) but I'm making up for it now. Still can't stand any kind of nuts though, I'm not allergic I just think they're foul.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:35, Reply)

Pistaschio ice cream?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:37, Reply)

I don't like ice cream that much either

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:37, Reply)

Please kill yourself.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:38, Reply)

If indeed that is himself.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:41, Reply)

Indeed, I might be you
*loads gun*
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:43, Reply)

stop posting in this shit old thread, post in my shiney new one, like a winner.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:43, Reply)

what do you call a nut with a cold?
...

...

...

A CASHOOOO nut!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:43, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1618546
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:44, Reply)