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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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*knocks once for yes*Fit's gawn on, neebs?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 20:19,
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I've heard that.So, how are you tonight, lovely?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 20:23,
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hahaBeen there, seen it, done it. I always played GS, because it didn't involve any running.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 20:35,
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Hardly!They should have known that inside this body of a Russian bodybuilder on steroids beat the heart of a poet and artist.
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IT'S BLOUSIE!!!(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 20:42,
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Under a different account, no less.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 20:42,
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See, I recognise the profile pagebut can't think of the previous name.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 20:45,
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So what happened to Closed due to lack of interest?As I recall, there was quite a lot of interest.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 20:48,
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Eh?That's my main account. I haven't been bothered to switch back yet.
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I noticed you'd changed the nameI actually assumed you were back on that account. I didn't realise you had more.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 20:51,
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It's just a spare to park my name when I need to.Some bastards steal them you know.
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Surely not!What fresh criminal mastermindery is this?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 20:57,
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Ah.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 20:49,
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Whigfield's less successful prequel (etc.)(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 20:26,
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NopeGoing to the pub.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 20:31,
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Been to the pubnow I'm back. The smell of rancid chicken that greeted me as I came in made me want to go back out again though.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 20:43,
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You heard right.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 20:51,
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You want to be round here some evenings.Between the two of us and teh dog, we can strip paint.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 20:54,
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It really is rancid chicken.An open pack of chicken wings for the dog that was forgotten about at the back of the fridge. It's minging.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 20:49,
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I'm trying to get drunk and failing miserably.I'm on my sixth bottle of Amigos and I'm not even squiffy.
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Move on to tramp juice.I'm quite tempted to get hammered myself. My endo is really kicking in today, and I'm in fucking agony. Probably wouldn't mix that well with codeine and nausea though.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 21:00,
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I can't get too shitfaced as I have to walk the dogs tomorrow morning.(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 21:01, Reply)
Brace yourself, I'm going to hand over to the missus...(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 21:09,
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*rubs thighs*(
Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 21:14,
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WOOHOO \o/Three of my favourite peoples in one thread \o/
*shirt over the head with no bra on*
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 21:14,
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I haz Retsina \o/*chest bumps*
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 21:16,
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I must seek some out locally.My Morrisons doesn't stock it.
I'm trying to decide what alcomohol to take to Download. It's doing my head in.
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You need the biggest size milk carton thingy...is 4 pints the max?
1. Rinse it out thoroughly
2. Fill one third with Death Cider
3. Add the same volume of Carlsberg Special Brew
4. Splish in a generous amount of vodka
5. Top up with orange cordial
6. Attach to belt or jeans loop with carabina
7. Pour into plastic beaker as required
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 21:30,
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Speaking of which... I'm TOTALLY going to knock up a roly, as they are not only low fat; they count towards one's 5-a-day :D
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 21:38,
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*licks b3th's face*xxx
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 21:35,
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Nor is my botulism but I trust you
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 21:39,
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Hellooooo????????Don't leave me hanging here. Where's evryone gone?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 21:56,
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SorryI started the thread then had to go to insult someone on another site. I'm only just back. Very rude, I know.
Did I miss Blousie?
Bugger.
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I have been to the gymI am knackered but am now eating ice cream to undo it all...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 22:00,
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Good girl.I've had two mini magnums instead of dinner.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 22:07,
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I've been in the bike shedI've just about quaffed enough Retsina to cut DG's hair \:D/
I normally do it when I'm riding the cotton pony, as I have an obsessive compulsion to cut things when I'm bleeding... My cramps were too bad last time, so poor DG missed his slot and is now resembling a hippy ;o)
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 22:06,
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Inthe bike shed with retsina, you say?
I got expelled for that.
Also puzzled about cotton bikes. That can't be safe.
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*riding the cotton pony*is a euphemism, courtesy of Gene Hunt ;o)
How come you got expelled... were you snorting the Retsina? :D
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 22:37,
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Pffft.*missed my slot*
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 22:10,
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I like cutting things.Cutting things is fun.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 22:15,
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Back from the pub nowWhat did I miss?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 22:14,
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RevolutionTangles, phuckin' revolution.
Cavy must be out.
Of the house.
On a Friday.
Prepare for the BBC to report anarchic larping.
Country's going to the dogs, donchaknow?
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It's her birthday.She's probably out doing fun birthday type stuff.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 22:21,
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Is it?Shit, I'm sorry, captain.
Hope you are legs akimbo beneath/above/ontopof the biggest stud in Wales.
Unfortunately, that's probably on the sole of a rugby boot.
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DotCotton's fanny is the subject of huge academic interest. There is huge interest about how something that old manages to avoid insect infestation.
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OMG my monkey loves bewbiez \o/(
Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 22:40,
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Burt sends you his boob-squishing love x(
Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 22:41,
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Hiya b3th, how are your gelatinous globes this evening?(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 22:47,
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And how are you?(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 22:51,
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in pain : (but that's fine. I have codeine.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 22:53,
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loverly codeine.I have some spare industrial strength stuff from my shoulder, you want it? Also Tramadol, but that shit is nasty.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 22:55,
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tramadol makes me throw up.I have some temazepam too, and the codeine and ibuprofen is prescription strength.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 22:57,
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Drugs help everything(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 22:56,
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Evenin' all.how are we?
I'm listening to Dylan, drinking tea and reading up on CBT, since you ask, and you?
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 22:49,
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No, but generally on an upward trend.I've found a head shrinker to my ntastes, so let's hope for positive results.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 22:52,
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If its bob Dylan, what a load of wank.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 22:52,
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Fuck of Quint, there's a good lad.it's Johnny Cash now anyway and if you dis him I shall put you one ignore.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 22:53,
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I know this, you know this, but does bobby?in fairness to him when I was younger I couldn't stand Dylan, it can be an acquired taste
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 22:54,
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I like cash(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 22:55,
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I like cash too.But sometimes credit cards are a good alternative.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 23:10,
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HmmYou mean Cognitive Behavioural Therapy?
Works for some but anybody who needs it and has a basic understanding of psychology will probably sigh and say, Yeah? I know that. What now?
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That's bollocks!But then as a self aware person I knew I'd say that.
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*high fives*(
Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 23:07,
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Jesusthat's an awful post from me.
Apologies. I'm just a cynical bastard for whom it did no good, having worked in psychiatry for many, many years.
For many, it's the dog's danglies.
I wish you all the best, with particular reference to daschund's testicles. (Don't tell Jefff.)
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it seems to fit my current issuesand if it's no good it'll be clear pretty quite. I mostly need to sort out how I react to and think about things.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 23:14,
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quick.been quoted 4-6 sessions before I see concrete results. I'll take that gamble.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 23:19,
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FairEnuff.
Sorry, it's easy for me to mock. I really wish you all the best and I know many who have been helped by CBT. Just cos it didn't help me shouldn't lead me to generalise. I was stupid.
Honestly, all the best.
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no worries, tried other stuff in the past, it's all about what works for you at a given point in timenot expecting any answers, just better habits of thinking.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 23:43,
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Yeah, I got sent for a session once.They told me I was remarkably self-aware and said I didn't need to go back.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 23:11,
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They told me.After having listened to me sobbing my miserable way through my life's woes fpr an hour.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 23:20,
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No, you Stunned.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 2 Jun 2012, 0:08,
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Did me wonders that.It's all common sense really, if something is wrong, change it.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 0:27,
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EveningI went up Brick Lane for some hot spicy meat earlier, if you know what I mean.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 23:08,
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Hurr hurr hurr \:D/(
Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 23:09,
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Right, off to cut DG's hair now....Laters dudes x
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 23:10,
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I haz totally given DG a good haircut...Burt is currently inspecting his scalp for nits :D
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 23:58,
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Ishe still alive?
Was he shaved within a millimetre of his life?
Save DG!!!!!!
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I'mtold the tip is very short and so unremarkable that it doesn't deserve any review.
The rest is smaller.
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It's OK, I'm safe.Just out of the shower. My locks are shorn and once again, you can barely make out the grey at the sides of me heed.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 2 Jun 2012, 0:07,
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It hasn't got "your cock" written on it in marker pen.Jeff could explain. If he were here.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 2 Jun 2012, 0:15,
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where is Jeff, anyway?He's usually here by this time.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 2 Jun 2012, 0:19,
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Scandalousassertion.
But correct.
He's up the erse of a miniture poodle as we speak.
If only he had the sense to pick a friendly bulldog, who smirks while singing the national anthem, and having two claws giving it lady behind his back. As well as having a wank beneath the desk, with the other paw, obviously.
And being rogered senseless, by a psycopathic bull pit terrier.
And a grateful recipient.
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Isthat the big black bloke with dreadlocks?
He looked very confused and tried to give me three ounces of what I think was oregano.
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LightyI jest.
It was pretty good, as oregano goes, but the Greek salad was ruined.
And when I say Greek, I don't mean Greek.
Eh, probably.
Good God, it's time for bed.
Where's Hercules? Sometimes he hides behind tower blocks, the fucker.
COME HERE, BASTARD! Put those claws away.
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OMG AVENGERS IS AN AMAZING FILM.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 0:26,
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It's not bad, is it?I didn't cream over it like some people on here, but I could happily watch it again.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 2 Jun 2012, 0:30,
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I am yet to see it.I may bunk off work early next week to do so.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 2 Jun 2012, 0:37,
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Youdo.
Does Biscuit not need walks? Those ducks won't terrorise themselves, you know.
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I could do with the sort of job that pays money though.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 2 Jun 2012, 0:48,
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ShowsMiniscule willy.
I'll pay you to watch it. Five pee per inch.
You owe me five pounds.
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Apparently they've just started filming the third Iron Man film, and the story is how this really fucked with his head...... how he's so much like "I'm shit without my armour" that he is going to create a bionic sutie that is built into his blood stream.
Did you stay 'till the end of the credits where they had that monster?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 0:46,
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the one that looked like the Thing from the fantastic four?Yeah.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 2 Jun 2012, 0:47,
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Yeah', I reckongised it from the cartoon film "Hulk vs Thor", I think its one of the uber-baddies from Thor's universe.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 0:59,
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Thanks to google, it's Thanos.I don't know what the power gorntlet is, but I've seen that mentioned a few times on verious scifi sites.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 1:12,
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MonstersYou say?
I'm off to my bed. You really can't appreciate monsters unless in bed. My Dad was clear about that.
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Right before he fucked you?(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 0:51,
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G'nights, sleep well =)(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 0:59,
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I also really want to see- Lil' Manors
- That film about the olympic runners
- Snow White
- That new Cuba Gooding Jnr one
... and... can't remember any others.
I just thought up a good mobile phone app, during the trailers/adverts to a film at the pictures, you can press a button that would register interest in watching that film, which would then send you updates such as something so you can watch trailers later on, or be notifide when it's showing. Share it on social networks too. This idea would translate to home TV too. It's just a matter of getting the exact timings of when they're shown.
In order to get around pissing people off with the bright screens, it would need a dark UI. It could even remind people to switch their phones off afterwards.
Lots of revinue potential there too on many levels.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 0:52,
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I didn't like it.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 0:51,
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