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Good weekend.....What does this week hold in store?
Alt; who is overdue a knighthood and why?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 7:53,
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I've drive home to the country side for a holiday.so far have had a lovely welcome from my parents and the kitties, have finished my book, and have had promising job searches come up. Tomorrow I will be going swimming and then doing not very much.
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This week I are mostly...... Working on a project/new product design for the Germsns. I will also be looking after my G/F after she has her knees injected with cortisone on wednesday.
Alt: Overdue a Knighthood? Gez McGovern, design director of Jaguar Landrover for designing the vehicles that got them out of the shit and into profit. He's a Coventry boy, went to my school (as did Clive Owen the actor).
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Just rememberedI will be going to the Central Ticket Office in Birmingham to sign a statement that:-
I am not Mr Zeoma Orlukwu.
Mr Zeoma Orlukwu does not live at this adress and never has.
I have not registered a vehicle (Ford Focus Zetec reg no BL05FNR)at this address under the pseudonym Mr Zeoma Orlukwu.
I expect this could take some time.
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Yes but you ARE Mr Zeoma Orlukwu.'Captain Placid' is just a nom de plume, you oaf.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 9:15,
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Damn! Maybe I might be Zeoma Orlukwu*checks self*
Nope, I still seem to be the same guy depicted on my passport - a balding, bearded, overweight, middle-aged white bloke. I would suspect that Mr Orlukwu may not fit this description.
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I've just fired someone. What a lovely start to the week.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 8:09,
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Gross misconduct is the HR expression. Lost their temper and shouted/ screamed at her team. Unacceptable to treat people this way in my opinion, so off she goes.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 8:19,
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silly way to lose a job. losing your temper I can understand but surely there is this thing called restraint?
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I'm amazed you fired someone for being angry.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 8:37,
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Ha ha. Work is rather different to the internet. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 8:38,
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You realise that if EnglandFinish second in their group I will want to watch the football on Saturday night?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 8:50,
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I'm sorryWhat I meant to say was COME ON, ENGURLAND!
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Jun 2012, 8:58,
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Christ if my boss worked for anyone other than himself he'd be fucked.The above 'gross misconduct' is considered normal by the hook-nosed greedy bully.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 8:30,
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That's one of the problems of working in a small business; the owner often feels that they can do what the hell they like.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 8:37,
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Is that really gross misconduct?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 8:36,
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Yes, when it's not the first time and they have already received a written warning for the same type of conduct. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 8:38,
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Ah ok, that seems more reasonable.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 8:40,
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Is it teh woman you have complained about before?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 9:16,
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i hope you followed due process, or you're fuckedthis person, unless they were still in a probationary period, would require a verbal warning, written warning and then fired, otherwise your opening yourself up to all sorts of shit
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The process was managed by our HR people. It depends on the severity of the issue, you can go straight to GM if there is sufficient cause.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 9:40,
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Stripping staff-members and whipping them, for instanceeven if it's consensual.
Errr... I imagine.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 10:12,
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Alt: Jamie Oliver, much as he can irritate.And Billy Ocean, obv.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 8:31,
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Who, in turn, is no Snow(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 8:37,
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Who in turn was no Wee Pappa Schooler.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 8:41,
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All of whom are standing in the shadow of Bitty McLean.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 8:44,
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Pato Banton holds the curious position of being the only person in chart history whose debut single was also a 'comeback'.
lololololzzzzzzzzz
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 8:41,
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Apart from The Equals. Wak wak oops.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 8:42,
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wak wak oops.I love the sound of DLT in the mornings.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 8:47,
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You are Aung San Suu Kyi AICMFP(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 8:59,
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Please explainI have had no caffeine as yet
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 9:01,
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www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-13844131
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 9:02,
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I think she was a different kind of shutin.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Jun 2012, 9:01,
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MorningThis week holds lots to do at work and some recording to do at home.
Alt: I think I could live without the honours system.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 8:31,
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This week holds in store for mea trip to Manchester to
a) Drink beer with AA
b) Watch Pearl Jam
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Russell Brand - this would then allow the Queen to behead him. A service to the nation indeed
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 8:57,
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I think you've misunderstood how the honours system works.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 9:00,
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MorningI have computers for spastics later, lord help me.
This week holds more of the same. Job hunting, computering, craft projecting.
God, my life is fascinating. *kills self*
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Jun 2012, 8:57,
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I was really looking forward to seeing you later as well :((
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 9:05,
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That took me far too long to get.I really should stop calling it that. I'd get in terrible trouble if they found out. And most of them are really lovely old dears.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Jun 2012, 9:09,
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naff all on this week, lots of work to do thoughAlT: Tony Hart posthumously
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 9:06,
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They'd never knight a well-known nonce.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 9:07,
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Monty is just bitter because his collage made with dried pasta shapes didn't get shown on The Gallery.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 9:11,
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I heard he had to pick the pasta off a picture his daughter made him so he would have something to eatthe residue of glue was a bonus
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 9:12,
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Someone grassed me us as being 25 years old, not 9 as I'd claimed.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 9:12,
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+ that wasn't actually flour sprinkled on it.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 9:15,
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I plan to spend this week apologising......and not just for what I did yesterday.
Alt: Either Dale Winton or Nick Griffin
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Mon 18 Jun 2012, 9:09,
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Did you write an extremely long and protracted story on QOTW?shame on you
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 9:13,
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Meeting Sportscow for a few drinks, laughing at my friend going to a shit gig he can't afford, and lots of drinks on Thursday.Should be fun!
Alt: Keith Floyd, posthumously.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 9:12,
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Your friend is also going to Pearl Jam?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 9:16,
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IoW? Montys best mate, The OC, is going to be there as I understand it.
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Brilliant music, brilliant company......brilliant city.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 9:20,
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He's giving me a lift.Brilliant music, brilliant company...it's going to be a great night.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 9:19,
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Oh, man. You lucky bastard. It's not fair that you get to hang out with the A-list slebs.
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I think they might be replacing him on his Breakfast show with Jonny Vaughnquestion is, who is the bigger cunt?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 9:20,
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ARGH!Morning Al. Have you forgiven me for outing you on Saturday?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 9:22,
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Al's a chutney?(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 18 Jun 2012, 9:39,
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less knightings need to be givenevery prick whose ever been in Holby City or on a football pitch has a knighthood these days, the fucken pricks
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Gas them, I say.That does tend to be my solution for things, though.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 9:28,
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A friend of mine is in Casualty, we should knight him.(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 9:29,
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What, just for getting injured?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 9:32,
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Who does he play?Or have you just injured him?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 9:40,
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Trip to the smoke on Thursday for a meetingLots of Charleston practice. That's about it. Probably several more meals incorporating this delicious minced Naga pickle I got the other day. Nom.
Alt: Stuart Pearce, obviously. And, I dunno, Patrick Stewart. Services to geeks.
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Morning DarthIsn't Charleston just like being a shit mime, only speeded up?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 9:41,
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In many respects, yesThat's more or less why we chose it for the demo, it'll be entertaining as fuck even if we stuff it up.
It's fucking good exercise I tells ya. And we've got a massive lift at the end, it's essentially a fanny/neck interface
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LiC is part of the dance?Oh hang on, that was cock-neck
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 9:45,
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I think anyone who could draw an anatomically accurate fanny on someone's neck while they were passed outdeserves a Rolf Harris Commendation
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Silly SportersWomen don't have pubes any more than they have Adam's Apples
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So I should be concerned about my wife's balls?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 9:55,
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If you've lived with them for this long you probably shouldn't rock the boat now(, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 10:00, Reply)
Great use of the wordsCharleston and minced in the same post right there.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 18 Jun 2012, 9:42,
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Naga pickle sounds good though(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 9:43,
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Why the FUCKhas nobody suggested me? I'm saving the internet singlehandedly, here. A little bit of fucking recognition wouldn't go amiss.
Cunts.
As for the main question, I am going out drinking in an underground toilet on Wednesday. Fact.
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Kroney, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 9:43,
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Are you drinking in Brown's in Cov?That's a converted public poilet.
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The Cellar Door in Aldwych.There's a couple of these places in London, there's another one in Shepherd's Bush whose name momentarily escapes me.
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Kroney, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 9:50,
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The Shepards Bush place is a shit hole on the green(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 9:59,
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I wish I could remember the name. I don't want to google for converted underground toilets at work.I want to say Gringotts, but I've got a feeling that's something else entirely.
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Kroney, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 10:01,
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That's the goblin bank in Harry potterclose though...
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 10:20,
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You're way too young to remember the internetbefore I started my Work. It was an awful place, void of intellect, swarming with basic text websites. Since I started using it it has become faster and far more sophisticated. Plus, the amount of porn available has increased tenfold.
I don't require adulation, or fame. A knighthood would be nice. Just a little recognition, you know?
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Kroney, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 9:57,
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any old cunt gets a knighthood these daysso yeah, you should get one
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If you wouldn't mind emailing Liz, yeah?Get it sorted right out.
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Kroney, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 10:40,
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Morning JeffWork mostly, although I am looking to hit a bunch of speciality cheeseshops in my lunch hours. Cheese at Leadenhall, La Fromagerie and International Cheese.
Alt: Frankie Boyle.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 10:09,
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Morning LightyLooking forward to the opening day of the season?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 10:18,
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Looks interestingAt home to Liverpool first match, makes a change for us to have a home game first. First two away games are Tottenham and Fulham, so I'll probably go to those.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 10:42,
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Alt: you realise that eventually we'll be confronted with the following three words in conjunction;SIR GARY BARLOW
There can't be any other Sir Gary's, can there? Only cos that's not Glitter's real name of course
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ExactlyGiving a cartoon cat a knighthood is perfectly understandable. Plus honours are more or less mandatory for Notts players.
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Forgot to add this week will include drinks on Saturday with Stunned, Jeff & Monty, plus others if they are brave enough to join us.I am slightly scared, based on previous experiences.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 10:11,
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I also need to find a kidney dialysis machine to help me regenerate the following day. Plus arrange a liver transplant.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 10:16,
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Good forethought thereYou'll be too ashamed to show your face in hospital the morning after
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How is swipe going to help here?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 10:50,
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She has had sex with The Metropolitan Policeand can call in a favour.
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JEFFI've just noticed our respective teams will be kicking off the new season by boring each others' fans to death
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I like how all the premier league fixtures are on Saturday at 3pmFor a few brief hours it's like football used to be, until Sky stick their bloody fingers into it and screw it all up.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 10:46,
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My mate Ian is on the comittee at the FA to sort all this outThis is what they have to start with. Stuff like the Great North Run (SAFC v Liverpool that weekend) and WBA v SAFC is originally booked at the same time as Wolves v Cardiff
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 10:49,
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Well...Myself and MrsHarris are moving into our new house on Friday. So before that is another few days of 'Fuck-Arse-Shite' packing and whatever else needs doing.
I need a beer to get me through this!
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