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Good weekend.....
What does this week hold in store?
Alt; who is overdue a knighthood and why?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 7:53,
153 replies,
latest was 13 years ago)
I've drive home to the country side for a holiday.
so far have had a lovely welcome from my parents and the kitties, have finished my book, and have had promising job searches come up. Tomorrow I will be going swimming and then doing not very much.
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Poppet some assembly required., Mon 18 Jun 2012, 8:02,
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This week I are mostly...
... Working on a project/new product design for the Germsns. I will also be looking after my G/F after she has her knees injected with cortisone on wednesday.
Alt: Overdue a Knighthood? Gez McGovern, design director of Jaguar Landrover for designing the vehicles that got them out of the shit and into profit. He's a Coventry boy, went to my school (as did Clive Owen the actor).
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 8:03,
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Just remembered
I will be going to the Central Ticket Office in Birmingham to sign a statement that:-
I am not Mr Zeoma Orlukwu.
Mr Zeoma Orlukwu does not live at this adress and never has.
I have not registered a vehicle (Ford Focus Zetec reg no BL05FNR)at this address under the pseudonym Mr Zeoma Orlukwu.
I expect this could take some time.
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 9:13,
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Yes but you ARE Mr Zeoma Orlukwu.
'Captain Placid' is just a nom de plume, you oaf.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 9:15,
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Damn! Maybe I might be Zeoma Orlukwu
*checks self*
Nope, I still seem to be the same guy depicted on my passport - a balding, bearded, overweight, middle-aged white bloke. I would suspect that Mr Orlukwu may not fit this description.
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 9:19,
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Racist.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 9:48,
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I've just fired someone. What a lovely start to the week.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 8:09,
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what did they do?
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Poppet some assembly required., Mon 18 Jun 2012, 8:13,
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Gross misconduct is the HR expression. Lost their temper and shouted/ screamed at her team. Unacceptable to treat people this way in my opinion, so off she goes.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 8:19,
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silly way to lose a job.
losing your temper I can understand but surely there is this thing called restraint?
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Poppet some assembly required., Mon 18 Jun 2012, 8:21,
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Quite.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 8:23,
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I'm amazed you fired someone for being angry.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 8:37,
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Ha ha. Work is rather different to the internet.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 8:38,
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In training for the weekend yet?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 8:40,
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Always.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 8:46,
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You realise that if England
Finish second in their group I will want to watch the football on Saturday night?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 8:50,
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Why bother?
Spain will spank them raw.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Jun 2012, 8:54,
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Thank you, wee Jimmy Krankie.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 8:57,
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I'm sorry
What I meant to say was COME ON, ENGURLAND!
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Jun 2012, 8:58,
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Christ if my boss worked for anyone other than himself he'd be fucked.
The above 'gross misconduct' is considered normal by the hook-nosed greedy bully.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 8:30,
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That's one of the problems of working in a small business; the owner often feels that they can do what the hell they like.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 8:37,
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....because they can.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 8:41,
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Is that really gross misconduct?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 8:36,
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Yes, when it's not the first time and they have already received a written warning for the same type of conduct.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 8:38,
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Ah ok, that seems more reasonable.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 8:40,
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Is it teh woman you have complained about before?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 9:16,
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No.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 9:40,
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i hope you followed due process, or you're fucked
this person, unless they were still in a probationary period, would require a verbal warning, written warning and then fired, otherwise your opening yourself up to all sorts of shit
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 9:18,
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The process was managed by our HR people. It depends on the severity of the issue, you can go straight to GM if there is sufficient cause.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 9:40,
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Stripping staff-members and whipping them, for instance
even if it's consensual.
Errr... I imagine.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 10:12,
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true
but i wouldn't want to risk it
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 10:43,
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Alt: Jamie Oliver, much as he can irritate.
And Billy Ocean, obv.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 8:31,
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Ocean is no Pato Banton.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 8:35,
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Who, in turn, is no Snow
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 8:37,
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Who in turn was no Wee Pappa Schooler.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 8:41,
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All of whom are standing in the shadow of Bitty McLean.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 8:44,
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Bitty is no MC Miker G
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 8:48,
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Yo Sven
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 8:50,
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*Rings, rangs, dongs*
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 8:54,
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Thanks "Scooby Doo"
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 8:57,
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Pato Banton holds the curious position
of being the only person in chart history whose debut single was also a 'comeback'.
lololololzzzzzzzzz
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 8:41,
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Apart from The Equals. Wak wak oops.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 8:42,
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wak wak oops.
I love the sound of DLT in the mornings.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 8:47,
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You are Aung San Suu Kyi AICMFP
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 8:59,
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Please explain
I have had no caffeine as yet
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 9:01,
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www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-13844131
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 9:02,
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ta
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 9:17,
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I think she was a different kind of shutin.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Jun 2012, 9:01,
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Morning
This week holds lots to do at work and some recording to do at home.
Alt: I think I could live without the honours system.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 8:31,
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This week holds in store for me
a trip to Manchester to
a) Drink beer with AA
b) Watch Pearl Jam
Alt:
Russell Brand - this would then allow the Queen to behead him. A service to the nation indeed
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 8:57,
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I think you've misunderstood how the honours system works.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 9:00,
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But COME ON!!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 9:01,
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Morning, Henman.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 9:07,
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*shakes fist*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 9:17,
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Morning
I have computers for spastics later, lord help me.
This week holds more of the same. Job hunting, computering, craft projecting.
God, my life is fascinating. *kills self*
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Jun 2012, 8:57,
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I was really looking forward to seeing you later as well :(
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 9:05,
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Hahaha
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 9:08,
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That took me far too long to get.
I really should stop calling it that. I'd get in terrible trouble if they found out. And most of them are really lovely old dears.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Jun 2012, 9:09,
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naff all on this week, lots of work to do though
AlT: Tony Hart posthumously
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 9:06,
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They'd never knight a well-known nonce.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 9:07,
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Was he a nonce?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 9:09,
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Well known to be.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 9:10,
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Monty is just bitter because his collage made with dried pasta shapes didn't get shown on The Gallery.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 9:11,
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I heard he had to pick the pasta off a picture his daughter made him so he would have something to eat
the residue of glue was a bonus
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 9:12,
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Someone grassed me us as being 25 years old, not 9 as I'd claimed.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 9:12,
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+ that wasn't actually flour sprinkled on it.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 9:15,
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I plan to spend this week apologising...
...and not just for what I did yesterday.
Alt: Either Dale Winton or Nick Griffin
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Mon 18 Jun 2012, 9:09,
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Did you write an extremely long and protracted story on QOTW?
shame on you
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 9:13,
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Seems unlikely.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 9:18,
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Meeting Sportscow for a few drinks, laughing at my friend going to a shit gig he can't afford, and lots of drinks on Thursday.
Should be fun!
Alt: Keith Floyd, posthumously.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 9:12,
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Your friend is also going to Pearl Jam?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 9:16,
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Worse, he's going to see Springsteen
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 9:17,
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IoW?
Montys best mate, The OC, is going to be there as I understand it.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 9:18,
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Nope, in Manchester
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 9:19,
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Brilliant music, brilliant company...
...brilliant city.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 9:20,
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He's giving me a lift.
Brilliant music, brilliant company...it's going to be a great night.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 9:19,
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These are Better Days
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 9:21,
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Oh, man. You lucky bastard.
It's not fair that you get to hang out with the A-list slebs.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 9:23,
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I am truly blessed.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 9:24,
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GORDON'S ALIVE!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 9:27,
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I think they might be replacing him on his Breakfast show with Jonny Vaughn
question is, who is the bigger cunt?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 9:20,
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You.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 9:20,
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+ inside TGB's "bat-cave"
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 9:21,
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twat-cave
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 9:22,
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In Sunderland?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 9:18,
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See above
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 9:19,
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WITH A SPOON!!!????????
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Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 9:20,
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ARGH!
Morning Al. Have you forgiven me for outing you on Saturday?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 9:22,
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Al's a chutney?
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 18 Jun 2012, 9:39,
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Yes
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 9:43,
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No.
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Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 9:40,
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less knightings need to be given
every prick whose ever been in Holby City or on a football pitch has a knighthood these days, the fucken pricks
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 9:27,
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Gas them, I say.
That does tend to be my solution for things, though.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 9:28,
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A friend of mine is in Casualty, we should knight him.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 9:29,
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What, just for getting injured?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 9:32,
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i hope when he says 'knight' he means 'joust'
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 9:36,
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Who does he play?
Or have you just injured him?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 9:40,
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Trip to the smoke on Thursday for a meeting
Lots of Charleston practice. That's about it. Probably several more meals incorporating this delicious minced Naga pickle I got the other day. Nom.
Alt: Stuart Pearce, obviously. And, I dunno, Patrick Stewart. Services to geeks.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 9:40,
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Morning Darth
Isn't Charleston just like being a shit mime, only speeded up?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 9:41,
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In many respects, yes
That's more or less why we chose it for the demo, it'll be entertaining as fuck even if we stuff it up.
It's fucking good exercise I tells ya. And we've got a massive lift at the end, it's essentially a fanny/neck interface
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 9:44,
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LiC is part of the dance?
Oh hang on, that was cock-neck
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 9:45,
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I think anyone who could draw an anatomically accurate fanny on someone's neck while they were passed out
deserves a Rolf Harris Commendation
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 9:49,
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He has the pubes already
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 9:50,
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Silly Sporters
Women don't have pubes any more than they have Adam's Apples
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 9:52,
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So I should be concerned about my wife's balls?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 9:55,
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If you've lived with them for this long you probably shouldn't rock the boat now
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 10:00,
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Great use of the words
Charleston and minced in the same post right there.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 18 Jun 2012, 9:42,
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Naga pickle sounds good though
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 9:43,
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I have no idea what you mean
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 9:47,
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Why the FUCK
has nobody suggested me? I'm saving the internet singlehandedly, here. A little bit of fucking recognition wouldn't go amiss.
Cunts.
As for the main question, I am going out drinking in an underground toilet on Wednesday. Fact.
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Kroney, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 9:43,
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+spunk
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 9:43,
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Are you drinking in Brown's in Cov?
That's a converted public poilet.
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 9:47,
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The Cellar Door in Aldwych.
There's a couple of these places in London, there's another one in Shepherd's Bush whose name momentarily escapes me.
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Kroney, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 9:50,
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The Shepards Bush place is a shit hole on the green
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 9:59,
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I wish I could remember the name. I don't want to google for converted underground toilets at work.
I want to say Gringotts, but I've got a feeling that's something else entirely.
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Kroney, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 10:01,
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That's the goblin bank in Harry potter
close though...
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 10:20,
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Haha you read Harry Potter
GAY
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Kroney, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 10:25,
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You? saving the internet?
how? I see no saving occuring.
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Poppet some assembly required., Mon 18 Jun 2012, 9:55,
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You're way too young to remember the internet
before I started my Work. It was an awful place, void of intellect, swarming with basic text websites. Since I started using it it has become faster and far more sophisticated. Plus, the amount of porn available has increased tenfold.
I don't require adulation, or fame. A knighthood would be nice. Just a little recognition, you know?
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Kroney, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 9:57,
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I know the feeling.
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Poppet some assembly required., Mon 18 Jun 2012, 10:02,
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Is it like a sneeze, but better?
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Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 10:04,
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Thank you Mr Bing
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 10:09,
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+tonight's gonna be a good, good night
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 10:50,
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any old cunt gets a knighthood these days
so yeah, you should get one
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 10:30,
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If you wouldn't mind emailing Liz, yeah?
Get it sorted right out.
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Kroney, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 10:40,
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Morning Jeff
Work mostly, although I am looking to hit a bunch of speciality cheeseshops in my lunch hours.
Cheese at Leadenhall,
La Fromagerie and
International Cheese.
Alt: Frankie Boyle.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 10:09,
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Morning Lighty
Looking forward to the opening day of the season?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 10:18,
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Looks interesting
At home to Liverpool first match, makes a change for us to have a home game first. First two away games are Tottenham and Fulham, so I'll probably go to those.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 10:42,
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Alt: you realise that eventually we'll be confronted with the following three words in conjunction;
SIR GARY BARLOW
There can't be any other Sir Gary's, can there? Only cos that's not Glitter's real name of course
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 10:11,
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Sir Garfield Sobers
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 18 Jun 2012, 10:17,
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Exactly
Giving a cartoon cat a knighthood is perfectly understandable. Plus honours are more or less mandatory for Notts players.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 10:19,
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Forgot to add this week will include drinks on Saturday with Stunned, Jeff & Monty, plus others if they are brave enough to join us.
I am slightly scared, based on previous experiences.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 10:11,
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Tip from those in the know;
Anusol is your friend
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 10:14,
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Hahaha 5am couch Barry rape hahaha
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Kroney, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 10:15,
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YES
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 10:31,
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I also need to find a kidney dialysis machine to help me regenerate the following day. Plus arrange a liver transplant.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 10:16,
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Good forethought there
You'll be too ashamed to show your face in hospital the morning after
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 10:18,
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That's assuming I get bail.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 10:29,
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*puts lawyer on speed dial*
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 10:36,
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Ha ha.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 10:38,
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How is swipe going to help here?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 10:50,
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She has had sex with The Metropolitan Police
and can call in a favour.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 11:26,
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JEFF
I've just noticed our respective teams will be kicking off the new season by boring each others' fans to death
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 10:22,
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The Summer is a football free zone
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 10:23,
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Yeah, nothing going on in Poland at the moment.
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PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 10:25,
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Just some racism so I've heard
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 10:26,
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it's been pretty quiet there for 67 years or so i heard
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 10:28,
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Po-Land
Just say no
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 10:49,
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Just say nein.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 10:52,
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I like how all the premier league fixtures are on Saturday at 3pm
For a few brief hours it's like football used to be, until Sky stick their bloody fingers into it and screw it all up.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 10:46,
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They want their pound of flesh for £3bn.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 10:49,
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My mate Ian is on the comittee at the FA to sort all this out
This is what they have to start with. Stuff like the Great North Run (SAFC v Liverpool that weekend) and WBA v SAFC is originally booked at the same time as Wolves v Cardiff
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 10:49,
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Well...
Myself and MrsHarris are moving into our new house on Friday. So before that is another few days of 'Fuck-Arse-Shite' packing and whatever else needs doing.
I need a beer to get me through this!
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chatsharris is making you Bellend brew on, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 20:14,
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