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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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That went well.So, in the last five or six hundred years, religion in this country has gone from being something you burn at the stake for to something you hold a bake sale for. Is this progress?
How will our society be perceived in five hundred years? Are we repeating the decline of the Roman empire?
Alt: if that's too heavy, talk about what you'd do to each other's mums.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Jun 2012, 9:59,
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I say that the reduction in loss of life in the name of religion is an improvement. I don't feel like talking about what I'd do to your mum. I'm not really into necrophilia. I'm sure she's lovely and all, I just don't really want to go there, y'know?
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Fighting over "god" seems like a good Darwin way of removing idiots(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 10:03,
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i declare holy war on anyone who doesn't believe in the prophet jesus(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 10:06, Reply)
I'm not denying he existed, nothing like that. But I just doubt he is the son of god.
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I'm not denying australia exists, but i doubt it ever has or will contribute anything remotely noteworthy to the rest of the world :/(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 10:12, Reply)
Q, we will be having 'words' soon(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 10:21,
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But sporto is a gay paedophile(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 10:24,
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It was quite handy when we had a load of undesirables we wished to dispose of.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 10:18,
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we were stupid for thinking they wouldn't survive the poisonous snakes, spiders, marsupials and all the other shit wildlife(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 10:19, Reply)
You have clearly never heard the music of 'Midnight Oil' (
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 10:27,
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One of them is an member of the Australian Parliament nowAll the other MPs take the piss out of him for it.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 10:30,
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I think in the next 20 years there will be some kind of "scum" backlashThe normal folks rebelling against the chav/doley/pikey lots
After that, I'd do your mum
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 10:02,
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Isn't that already happening?With the condemnation of the London Riots and all.
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Not enough thoughI mean the kind of people who have 10 kids just to get benefits, etc. then kick off about how unfair the system is. Fucking scum who put nothing back into the country apart from burden
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 10:10,
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I know what those people are like. There's a bunch of them here in my hometown. (, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 10:18, Reply)
And 10 kids which will pay for your middle class pension that you will fail to do by having less than 3 children.See also immigrants.
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Please explain your working(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 10:29,
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Current UK pension liability is £7.1 Trillion Only possible way of paying it off is above increase above inflation of tax recipts. Economic growth on it's own is generally matched by an increase in inflation so the best way to pay off the pensions of the people that are going to be retiring in the next 20-30 years is by increasing UK population, by having more kids or immigration.
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Yes but what if those 'extra' kids being born are lazy, feckless, workshy cunts who won't do a day's work in their lives?How is that going to help?
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Crucifying gypsies on tv and the like?Social Security benefit won't be around in its present form much longer, there are less jobs and a growing population, so what to do with doleys?
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Didn't we see the start of that with the Dale Farm thing?(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Jun 2012, 10:11,
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There are many things that you could do to get doleLike tidying up places of litter, etc.
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 10:11,
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Wouldn't that put council cleaners out of business.I'm playing Devil's Advocate, to an extent.
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You certainly areYou are telling me that everywhere is spotless now using the council?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 10:14,
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Well no.But with the amount of unemployed there are, 2.65 million, after a quick google, there are only so amny crap jobs to do. It was Bismarck who introduced unemployment benefit, he had teams of guys digging holes, and other teams filling them in again.
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mehGet them fitter, less drain on the NHS
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 10:21,
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Send 'em to Australia(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 10:22,
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I never said MY mum.I said talk about what you'd do to EACH OTHER'S mums.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Jun 2012, 10:10,
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If we're around in 500 years.The climate change/peak oil/transition civ lot don't seem to think so, unless we go back to medieval times. Which I wouldn't mind.
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I would mind. I don't want to shit and piss squatting over a pot that doesn't flush. (, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 10:10, Reply)
Pity, because Stunned has said he would pay to see that.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 10:15,
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Dead link I'm afraid.Thoufg THIS
aussietraveladvice.com/using-a-squat-toilet/
made me do a lolretch.
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This, from the woman who lives in Australia.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Jun 2012, 10:23,
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not in civilised places. There are no spiders on my toilet thank you.(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 10:31, Reply)
I'm an optimist.500 years, we'll be no longer fully bound by the planet, there'll be people living all their lives on the moon and Mars. Asteroid and comets will be grabbed and put into orbit for robots to mine. The idea of 9-5 working will be laughable, no one starving, 100% literacy across the globe. World population will have dropped below its current level as contraceptives are fully available. Most diseases cured or managable to a level you don't really notice.
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To be honest, if we could get the whole world to only be as shit as Coventrythat would be the biggest achievment in Human history
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I have, and talking about 2512 it's far more relavant to this topic than what the newspapers tell you to hate today.
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I watched the New Star Trek movie last nightWhy is that guys head so big?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 10:34,
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I was playing the banjolee at the same time to counteract the effect(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 10:37,
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CarefulYou'll have Kroney at defcon bongle.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Jun 2012, 10:28,
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This would require more frozen poo(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 10:31,
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"Poo, Earl Grey, Cold"(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:54,
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I would probably take complete control of your mumand expand her to be the biggest mum the world had ever seen, i might then go a little crazy with the power and neglect your mum's borders allowing some Visigoths and Bavarians to enter her with extreme violence. This will ultimately lead to the collapse of your mum and i will have a fiddle whilst she burns.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 10:23,
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I like this post a great deal(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 10:28,
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Yes, of course it is progress.The grip of fear which kept the church as the mightiest power in Christendom has collapsed: now a young person attending church is an oddity rather than the norm. In western Europe organised religion amongst ethnic natives is in a large decline. Finally, it seems, people have the sense to require evidence of such a preposterous notion as religion before believing in it, and don’t, when this evidence is not forthcoming. The problem is that we are the only part of the world in which this is so. In the US (where they really should know better), ignorance and the denial of science has become a badge of honour. If you declare your ‘faith’ people think it’s great, rather than you being a bit simple as we do here. Not believing in everything you are told unless it can be supported is huge progress.
All ‘empires’ are cyclic, states expand and band together, then disintegrate. It is the turn of the Chinese once again, followed by India (their first go, because they have traditionally not been empire builders). We will be seen in precisely the same way as the Romans, apart from maybe a bit more bent. Gladiatorial games were excellent and we should have them now, like in The Running Man.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 10:25,
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so now you're generalising about the states too?i know they have a fundamental minority but ffs
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If you see the electoral campaign of their presidential candidatesyou will see that it is not that much of a minority; pandering to the Christian right is considered a political necessity.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 10:31,
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has obama been doing that with his pro-gay marriage stance then?i did wonder what he was up to
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Monty is refering to the republicansas i'm sure you well know
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 10:36,
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who are not in powerand he said 'presidential candidates', and i'm sure he's right. in the past the democrats also pandered to the christian right, but times they are a changin'
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He still has to make Christian noises or get nowhere.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 10:40,
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O
ask Donald Trump
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 10:45,
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Trump has the proofand he's keeping it safe, underneath his toupee.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Jun 2012, 10:47,
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Have five:From the Christmas Tree lighting ceremony in Washington on Dec. 2, 2011
"More than 2,000 years ago, a child was born to two faithful travelers who could find rest only in a stable, among the cattle and the sheep. But this was not just any child. Christ's birth made the angels rejoice and attracted shepherds and kings from afar. He was a manifestation of God's love for us.
"And he grew up to become a leader with a servant's heart who taught us a message as simple as it is powerful: that we should love God, and love our neighbor as ourselves. That teaching has come to encircle the globe. No matter who we are, or where we come from, or how we worship, it's a message that can unite all of us on this holiday season."
From an Easter Prayer Breakfast on April 19, 2011 at the White House
"I wanted to host this breakfast for a simple reason -- because as busy as we are, as many tasks as pile up, during this season, we are reminded that there's something about the resurrection -- something about the resurrection of our savior, Jesus Christ, that puts everything else in perspective.
"We all live in the hustle and bustle of our work. And everybody in this room has weighty responsibilities, from leading churches and denominations, to helping to administer important government programs, to shaping our culture in various ways. And I admit that my plate has been full as well. The inbox keeps on accumulating.
"But then comes Holy Week. The triumph of Palm Sunday. The humility of Jesus washing the disciples' feet. His slow march up that hill, and the pain and the scorn and the shame of the cross. And we're reminded that in that moment, he took on the sins of the world -- past, present and future -- and he extended to us that unfathomable gift of grace and salvation through his death and resurrection."
From the National Prayer Breakfast on Feb. 3, 2011
"And like all of us, my faith journey has had its twists and turns. It hasn't always been a straight line. I have thanked God for the joys of parenthood and Michelle's willingness to put up with me. In the wake of failures and disappointments I've questioned what God had in store for me and been reminded that God's plans for us may not always match our own short-sighted desires.
"And let me tell you, these past two years, they have deepened my faith. The presidency has a funny way of making a person feel the need to pray. Abe Lincoln said, as many of you know, 'I have been driven to my knees many times by the overwhelming conviction that I had no place else to go.'"
From an Easter Prayer Breakfast on April 6, 2010 at the White House
"For even after the passage of 2,000 years, we can still picture the moment in our mind's eye. The young man from Nazareth marched through Jerusalem; object of scorn and derision and abuse and torture by an empire. The agony of crucifixion amid the cries of thieves. The discovery, just three days later, that would forever alter our world -- that the Son of Man was not to be found in his tomb and that Jesus Christ had risen.
"We are awed by the grace he showed even to those who would have killed him. We are thankful for the sacrifice he gave for the sins of humanity. And we glory in the promise of redemption in the resurrection."
From the National Prayer Breakfast on Feb. 6, 2009
"I was not raised in a particularly religious household. I had a father who was born a Muslim but became an atheist, grandparents who were non-practicing Methodists and Baptists, and a mother who was skeptical of organized religion, even as she was the kindest, most spiritual person I've ever known. She was the one who taught me as a child to love, and to understand, and to do unto others as I would want done.
"I didn't become a Christian until many years later, when I moved to the South Side of Chicago after college. It happened not because of indoctrination or a sudden revelation, but because I spent month after month working with church folks who simply wanted to help neighbors who were down on their luck no matter what they looked like, or where they came from, or who they prayed to. It was on those streets, in those neighborhoods, that I first heard God's spirit beckon me. It was there that I felt called to a higher purpose -- His purpose."
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:01,
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yes, gogle is a search engine that presents various resultswhere did you copy and paste all that from?
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Can't remember but the dates of each speech and its context are listed,cross reference them yourself if you think they are made up.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:10,
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whose national prayer is that though?some right wing preacher addressing a congregation? a tv show? what?
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Red or brown? LOL!!!!!11(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:05,
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Also, fuck off:www.gallup.com/poll/141044/americans-church-attendance-inches-2010.aspx
Gallup polls confirming US church attendance is rising.
If you really want I will also get you ones showing UK attendance declining, if you like.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 10:39,
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attending church doesn't mean that politicians are still pandering to religionnor does it mean that any of those people are less temperate than the other americans
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Good practice data analysis right here ^^(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 10:46,
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But the point of faith is belief without proof.If someone proved that god exists, it wouldn't be a matter of faith to belive in him. No-one says "I have faith that gravity is real" because we know it *is*.
Organised religion, of all kinds, is always run by one or two power-mad despots at the top, which is why it will always be corruptible.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Jun 2012, 10:32,
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Precisely: that is fundamentally what is wrong with religious belief.The problems start when such ludicrous beliefs start making people deny things like dinosaurs which are even easier to prove the existence of than gravity.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 10:34,
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i have never in all my life heard anyone seriously attempt to disprove the existence of dinosaurswhere do you get this shit monty?
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It's not my fault you are ill-informed.There is an argument in circulation that dinosaur bones have been planted in the ground by God to test the faith of his people. What sounds to you like the stupidest shit you have ever heard is actually taught to children in some US schools.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 10:46,
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I thought it was just evolution they had a problem with?I love the argument "We can't be descended from monkeys, because monkeys still exist"
I like to counter that with "I can't be descended from my grandparents because my cousins still exist"
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Jun 2012, 10:49,
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Your cousins are monkeys?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 10:51,
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Also, monkeys are no relation to uswe are evolved from Apes
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 10:53,
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which schools monty?show me one school where this is taught please and i will eat my words, prove to me that this isn't some daily mail equivalent hyberbole bollocks and i'll apologise
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I have heard this too and I don't read the Daily Mail.You really shouldn't underestimate how stupid some Americans are.
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girlinthehole, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 10:58,
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Tennessee:www.washingtonpost.com/national/law-allows-creationism-to-be-taught-in-tenn-public-schools/2012/04/11/gIQAAjqxAT_story.html
Indiana: www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/01/26/indiana-senate-creationism-teaching-bill_n_1234185.html
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:02,
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nothing about denying dinosaurs therei disagree with teaching creationism and intelligent design, but if those states have a higher than average rate of christian fundies and thats what they want to teach, they need learning and will catch up with the rest of us eventually
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He mentions it too.doctor.claudemariottini.com/2008/01/dinosaurs-and-christian-faith.html
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girlinthehole, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:14,
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a 2008 article that refernces events in the 80s?you have totally blown my argument out of the water, all americans are clearly right-wing christian nutjobs who don't believe in dinosaurs
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No one is saying that, you cock.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:19,
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just your dad then?is that how come your life is such a mess? did his religious beliefs fuck you up?
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What? Right wing American creationism has become worse since then, not better.(
girlinthehole, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:19,
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I've seen it taughtIts ridiculous and all stems from the fact that they do not believe the earth is old enough for Dinosaurs to have really existed.
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Peej, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:10,
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where? in a real school or sunday school?did they also present evolution as an alternative or was it one-sided?
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Dude.All I've said is that Christianity is on the rise in the US, and that politicians have to reference this or they will struggle. FFS this is true.
My own father is a Christian minister who lives in Virginia. If you really like I can get you a sample of attendance stats from his own fucking church.
Or you could just shut up.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:13,
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no you didn't, you said that politicians pandered to the right-wing christiansi agreed to a point but said obama wasn't doing that so much, things are moving in the right direction there
i couldn't give a flip about your dad, no offence, he has fuck all to do with american politics or education
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Yes he does.He's a minister at the College of William and Mary in Williamsburg. he is both a professional Christian and an educator in the so-called bible belt of the US. How much more relevant do you need?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:18,
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Quiten is trying in vain to contest documented fact.I wouldn't bother, it's got me nowhere.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:12,
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Could you just clear up the debate about the relative sizes of George Formby and his banjolele instead?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:13,
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Those quotes from Obama are not fictitious.The Gallup polls (whilst perhaps not cast iron) do not reflect the decling in church attendance reported in this country, do they?
Please give this up, it's boring now.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:15,
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He was talking about presidents having to pander to the right wing Christiansyou said something about that explaining Obama's gay left wing marriage agenda or some sarcastic shit like that, he said Obama had to make Christian noises, you said name one, he listed those quotes.
THe conversational thread isn't that hard to follow if you're not being purposefully dense.
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Kroney, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:23,
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I heard a porn star describing her job as being like a Gladiator for the modern empires.Interesting thought.
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It was an interview with Sasha Grey, but I'm not going to be googling that at work to be honest.(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 10:36, Reply)
Affleck and Damon's zzzzzzzzzzzzz(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 10:47,
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Sasha Grey is greatGorgeous, intelligent, filthy and interesting.
I'm a big fan.
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And that vid where she sprays milk out of her arse in to the other girls mouth and vice versa was awesomeA real modern day piece of contemporary art. I watched that one more than once I can tell you.
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Peej, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:12,
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She has a point. I mean, she probably gets a lot of thumbs up.(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 10:47,
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Plus 'vagina' means scabbard.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 10:50,
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Religion is shit. Society is shit.Mums are ok though.
Hope this helps.
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girlinthehole, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 10:54,
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What about a society of religious mums?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 10:58,
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What if you mum is a vicar and an imporatnt member of society, then what?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 10:58,
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actually that was an idea for a thread i was considering the other dayi don't think humanity is doing particularly well and wouldn't mind if the whole lot was just wiped out once and for all, but the best methods i've come up with so far have been;
1. set fire to the earth's atmosphere (which it turns out isn't even possible)
2. Radioactive killer bees (which is long-winded and likely to fail)
anyone got any better ideas?
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Sorry, you wanted CHEAP nuclear weaponsTry the chinks
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:13,
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Doc Brown, Hill Valley, California.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:09,
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I'm sure in 1985 you can walk into every corner store and buy some plutoniumbut here, in 1955, I'm afraid it's a little harder to come by. I'm afraid you're stuck here.
Stuck here? I can't be stuck here. I have a life. In 1985. I have a girl!
Is she pretty?
Ah, Doc, she's beautiful. Look, see what she wrote here? She's crazy about me Doc.
Let me see that. THIS IS IT.
*Sequence shortened
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Kroney, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:14,
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Haha 5am Barry couch rape(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:09,
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Chuck Norris doesn't get AIDS.AIDS gets Chuck Norris.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:06,
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If the oxygen content of the earth's atmosphere was doubled, The earth would burn very nicely.
By using low carbon methods of electrolysing water this could be achieved.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:05,
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Local supernova would wipe us all out.But then you can't exactly set one off.
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i'm hoping for a ELE soon, yellowstone's overdue, but apparently we're not due an asteroid for 35 million years or so :((, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:08, Reply)
The problem with natural disasters like Yellowstone is that we'll be able to survive that fairly well.I mean America and canada will be screwed, but Russia won't be bothered, nor most of Africa.
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It wouldn't be great, but we're talking there about failed harvests and low yieldsnot all plant life dying.
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I thought they said the caldera would hugely damage worldwide ecosystems if it went off?(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:12,
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No, that was Tourette's farts(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:14,
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My mum is 49, in good health. Goes to the gym regularly and goes to Zumba twice a weekBlonde, Slim, Blue eyes, enjoys live music, Guinness and parties.
Shall we start the bidding at £50?
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Peej, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:05,
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The only problem is you as a step son.(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:06,
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My mum is 6' underground, i hope this helps(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:20,
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I'm very glad to hear itNow, what are the chances of you re-adding me on facebook? :P
EDIT: Yep, thought as much
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:26,
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I saw them play at my university. The lead singer had left and been replaced by some guy.They were a bit shit and the guy complained on stage that he'd specifically asked for no green lighting.
Fucking chutney.
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Kroney, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:26,
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I told you that the other dayBut I was being mean at the time
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Peej, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:22,
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As we have the same surnamebut my actual sister doesn't, can I swap her for you? I've always been the eldest and would love a big sister.
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Peej, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:29,
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My sister's about 6', will she do?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:35,
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I didn't think you Cornish let details like that deter you(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:39,
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this is a leading questioni remember last time one of our circle fessed up that they'd totally hit your mum. iirc tables were flipped, beans were spilt, and words were exchanged in a heated manner.
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