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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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As of today, the days are getting shorter, winter is on its way.
How jolly.

Weekend plans? Obviously a small number of our merrie band are attending Batstock in town, but what else is a'gwan?

Alt: Yes, it's the Rebel MC, ruff like a ninja, stings like a bee.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:26, 137 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
This weekend I will be mostly doing DIY/man chores
I will also be cooking some Spanish food and watching the football. I may also be out for a run this evening

Alt:
Back by popular demand?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:32, Reply)
this weekend i've decided to have sex with a man, just to see what it's like

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:36, Reply)
*points in the direction of Norwich*

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:37, Reply)
.....with all six fingers on his webbed foot

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:39, Reply)
thanks, but darth's too effeminate for my liking
if i'm gonna choke down on a man-baguette i need to go the full hog, i want a hulking great bear of a man who's gonna throw me about a bit and take good care of me
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:41, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=in9SiDtJLaU
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:49, Reply)
thanks but i can't listen as i'm at work
come to think of it, what are you doing this weekend? ;)
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:52, Reply)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:53, Reply)
Well until now, not getting laid.
But I guess things are looking up. Flats or heals?
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:56, Reply)
heels all the way
around your ears, that is
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:56, Reply)
Fuck all. Fuck. All.
Much like /OT this morning, it seems.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:36, Reply)
At the rentals, so will be fed and watered which will be nice
Alt: Extraordinary
Juice like a strawberry
Money to burn baby, all of the time
Cut to fade is me
Fade to cut is she
Come juggle with me, I say every time
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:37, Reply)
Waiting for summer....
like the last few weekends
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:38, Reply)
This is going well

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:46, Reply)
It really is.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:51, Reply)
FUCK YEAH !!!!! New Offspring album downloaded last night, isn't it great when your fav rock band release a new album.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:48, Reply)
Sometimes
But to often have I been disappointed in them
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:48, Reply)
They have never disappointed me
i have never expected anything but complete shit and that is what they have deliverd
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:50, Reply)
I didn't mean The Offspring
I mean pretty much every band where I have liked their stuff and then they release a new album and let me down. The offspring had one perhaps two good albums.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:52, Reply)
Worst case for this was 'St Anger'

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:02, Reply)
Redeemed with Death magnetic
Ruined again with the Lou Reed collaboration
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:05, Reply)
It would have been better if they had all died in that bus crash.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:07, Reply)
differing miuscial opinios make me MAD!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:10, Reply)
Offspring rock, shut up, god, no wonder nobody likes you, god, can't I just have this one? Shut up, dickwad

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:58, Reply)
This post contains Battered levels of rage

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:00, Reply)
It's nowhere close.
The Offspring are shit. . Horrid runny shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:02, Reply)
Your mum contains many levels of batter.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:11, Reply)
No plans, how exciting
had a stupid row with the missus this morning over the washing up and thought of you and your mums windows. I'm feeling quite retarded. Couldn't be arsed to go to work today so "working" from home
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:48, Reply)
oh man the oven glove is going to get a punishing this weekend

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:49, Reply)
The gloves a cheating bitch

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:51, Reply)
I heard she had a threesome with a pair of hiking socks behind your back.

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:54, Reply)
Acording to RS shes been fucking quinten

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:56, Reply)
:O

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:57, Reply)
Well, he is a sockpuppet, so it figures.

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:57, Reply)
I FUCKEN WELL AM NOT
you dick
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:00, Reply)
Are too, you gormless fanny.

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:02, Reply)
your a dick, i'm a fanny
how's about it?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:03, Reply)
I feel sick now.

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:04, Reply)
alt:

2-(You lied to me) 'cos she said she'd never turn on me
(You lied to me) but you did, but you do
(You lied to me) all these pains you said I'd never feel
(You lied to me) but I do, but I do, do, do
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:48, Reply)
Yesterday was our winter Solstice.
it was dark til 8am and dark until 5pm. It was cold and wet and yuck.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:49, Reply)
So it was dark all day?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:50, Reply)
Felt like it.
not to the same extent as you guys obviously, but still.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:52, Reply)
same here today
and summer solstice was yesterday. 36 hours of rain going on.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:52, Reply)
Who are you?
I've not seen you around here before.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:53, Reply)
long time lurker
but been posting 6 months or so
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:55, Reply)
Feels like you've been posting for ever

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:56, Reply)
Is Toryboy still about?

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:57, Reply)
I think his mummy took away his internets because he kept grafting pictures of Louise Mensch's face onto tranny porn

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:58, Reply)
Slow reader?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:57, Reply)

reader
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:58, Reply)
wait....WHAT?!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:01, Reply)
poor puns using alpacas over and over again.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:03, Reply)
Mine got on the best of page.
So ner.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:06, Reply)

I - am - in - the - slow read - ers - group
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`my - broth er - is - in - the - foot ball - team - my - sis - ter is - a - ser - ver - my lit -- tle -broth - er - was a - wise - man - in - the in - fants - christ - mas - play I - am - in - the - slow read - ers - g roup - that - is all - I -am - in - I hate - it.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:02, Reply)
why the big paws?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:08, Reply)
Named after me? What, Eric?

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:09, Reply)
when i woke up my pillow was gone.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:12, Reply)
This weekend will mainly consist of wondering why it always fucking rains at weekends, hence cunting my cricketing plans.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:51, Reply)

Alt:
Megaman up first
21 seconds oh shit
I ain't got no time to smoke this
Hold this, yo g
Go by in a blacked out TT
Megaman can bring two gats easy
Seen in stores an mister wanna jack me, jack me
Say come step to me,
The last thing that you saw was icy
Bitch
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:52, Reply)
Why have you turned into a 14 year old girl?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:58, Reply)
When it's ajar!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:59, Reply)
I thought we were posting "rap" lyrics
so i delved into the archive to invoke the majesty of such rap legends as Ini Kamozi, Mark Morrison and So Solid Crew
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:59, Reply)
Yes weather is crap, it's North West Britain, wtf do you expect?
Weekend plans, doing a shoot for Chinese paper dragon things, Sounds interesting. Then, inevitably, going to the pub.

Rebel MC? Street Tuff?
*Sticking my fingers down my throat*
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:59, Reply)
Spending the last week with the other half before she moves back to Leeds
Plan mainly consists of doing very little for the next couple of days.

Alt: Artificial amateurs aren't at all amazing
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:01, Reply)
what you should do
is her up the shitter
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:03, Reply)
*applauds*
Then nick her PIN number.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:06, Reply)
PERSONAL IDENTIFICATION NUMBER NUMBER!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:06, Reply)
AUTO TELLER MACHINE MACHINE!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:26, Reply)
LIQUID CRYSTAL DISPLAY DISPLAY!!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:31, Reply)

public.wsu.edu/~brians/errors/pin.html
(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:49, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvPnM2Q1nwU
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:04, Reply)
That's the one!

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:06, Reply)
It's an excellent record.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:24, Reply)
I like it
Class video too
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:28, Reply)
I've not seen it.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:29, Reply)
I mean the youtube one
Looks like it was made by a b3tan!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:41, Reply)
Didn't have you down as the type to know that one, Nakie-poos.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:25, Reply)
I'm a big Blackalicious fan; i always liked hip hop
but realised I was bored with the posturing and bollocks so went seqarching for better stuff.

Strikethrough at will
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:28, Reply)
Same here, precisely.
There are still good acts out there but very few.


I realised it'd gone to shit when I went out to buy new release hip hop 12"s for five Saturdays in a row and came back without any.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:31, Reply)
Tonight we shall be visiting granddaughter No. 1 with huge amounts of chocolate, as she's doing a biology A level exam today.
Tomorrow I am taking granddaughter No. 2 shopping, which should be fun.
I shall also watch the football, do some arts, do some crafts, and drink more than is advisable.

Alt: ding ding diggading,ding digga diggading, etc.

Also, you'll never get to heaven with an AK47
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:15, Reply)
You're a grandmother?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:29, Reply)
Only by marriage
As I understand it, the normally accepted way to have grandchildren is to first have children, and that ain't ever going to happen.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:31, Reply)
BBQ tomorrow. ITLL BE WELL SUNNIE
then curry maybe, then football on sunday.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:26, Reply)
You've said the b word, it'll piss down.

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:28, Reply)
Brave man, having a BBQ at the moment!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:29, Reply)
you should have it indoors

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:29, Reply)
Going to a Stately pile near Grantham for my GF's college re-union.
Going tonight coming back on Sunday after lunch.

I'd rather be in London boozing, at least that would be a laugh. I'll be the youngest person there by about 10 years.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:28, Reply)
Don't date old birds then

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:30, Reply)
Good advice, thanks.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:33, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:33, Reply)
Ello Princess

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:35, Reply)
Eurrrrgh.
Explain.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:35, Reply)
That is a still from Leslie Grantham's 'webcam shame' footage

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:40, Reply)
I am delighted to report that I have never seen that

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:47, Reply)
Me neither
But, what once was seen etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:50, Reply)
I might go and see my mate's band playing on Shoreditch High Street tonight.
They're from Newcastle and they're really good. Retriever they're called. It's at Catch and it's free entry. If anyone is at a loose end they should go.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:30, Reply)
will they sing in an inpenetrable Northern accent

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:34, Reply)
Almost certainly.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:35, Reply)
£50 says they open with 'Fog on the Tyne'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:36, Reply)
And do 'Crocodile Shoes' as an encore

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:37, Reply)
Needs more "psyche"

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:39, Reply)
He's lyin'

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:40, Reply)
pfft
Where are you going to get £50 from?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:39, Reply)
he learnt from the banks and is betting money he doesn't have
which is fine, as long sa he wins and as we know Monty is on a financial winning streak
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:40, Reply)
If I wasn't seeing my kid I'd come for a beer.
Funnily enough the venue is about 50 feet from where my kid lives.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:35, Reply)
No worries playa.
Although I'd imagine it'd be up your street, the kind of night they're putting on. I'm not 100% anyway as I'm not sure I cn be fucked with making sure I get the last train home. Might conserve myself for tomorrow's festivities.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:40, Reply)
I have today off, meeting friend at Westfield for lunch and shopping for neon rave gear
Then boat rave tonight. Tomorrow recovering and dinner with a friend. Although I am also goingnto try and hit the mini bash.

Did I mention I have today off? In your fat ugly faces
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:35, Reply)
I hope the boat sinks and you leave a lightly glowing corpse at the bottom of the river

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:36, Reply)

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/4631396.stm
(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:36, Reply)
it came here via Fukashima

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:38, Reply)
Is this where I insert a long winded rant about not wanting people to comment on me or my posts?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:43, Reply)
dunno
with your typing today i doubt you can be bothered
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:45, Reply)
It's that or unload the dishwasher and make the spare room bed

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:47, Reply)
Awwww that's sweet
I am v overexcited about my cut-out leggings and neon pink fishnet gloves
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:42, Reply)
You are buying crotchless leggings?
Who even knew they existed
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:43, Reply)
They're na
Oh fuck this iPad, it's too hard to type properly

Anyway, they are not crotchless. So in your crotch.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:44, Reply)
They're na?
in your face my ctrotch
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:53, Reply)
If you can be here before 12 then alright
But I hope you shower regularly
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:55, Reply)
Hey!
My face isn't ....

Oh. Fair enough.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:36, Reply)
It's a nice feeling isn't it.
I'm not getting out of bed for quite a while because I have an ouchy head. It is beyond me why I insist on carrying on drinking when I get in from the pub.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:36, Reply)
I am 'working from home'. So in other words I also have the day off.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:39, Reply)
I could never work from home.
Mostly because I'd see it how you've just described. I'd actually never do a fucking thing, I can't motivate myself to work at all.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:44, Reply)
High fives to that
I'm wondering if we can get some kind of business dinner/drinks on the cards at some point? Could at least get drunk on Bd expenses if nothing else!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:49, Reply)
Sounds good to me.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:56, Reply)
Hoorah
We shall discuss

*taps nose*
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:59, Reply)
Sweet FA.
Dog walking and trying not to eat anything.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:39, Reply)
What if i waved a big fat "Bridges Cock" in front of you?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:41, Reply)
Depends what a bridges cock is.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:42, Reply)
Jeff

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:42, Reply)
I've gone off sex.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:43, Reply)
oh dear, dire straights indeed

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:43, Reply)
it's as tragic as Romeo and juliet

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:44, Reply)
Chicks for free

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:44, Reply)
It's for the best really.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:45, Reply)
I don't know this one
was it a rare b-side?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:46, Reply)
Ugh I still feel like shit.
I must be getting old, I've normally kicked colds before now.

What are all you fuckers doing, anyway? Entertain me god fucking damn it.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 11:04, Reply)
Batstock on Saturday
Hopefully not getting too destroyed as I'm off to Needoo Grill on Sunday with a Cananananadian.

I'm also going to try and do some sightseeing on Saturday if it's not tipping it down, given that the Tower of London is barely 15 minutes away I should go and take a look.

Although last time I went a raven bit me.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 11:17, Reply)

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