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	 As of today, the days are getting shorter, winter is on its way.
	As of today, the days are getting shorter, winter is on its way.
 	How jolly.
Weekend plans? Obviously a small number of our merrie band are attending Batstock in town, but what else is a'gwan?
Alt: Yes, it's the Rebel MC, ruff like a ninja, stings like a bee.
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:26,
	
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	 This weekend I will be mostly doing DIY/man chores
	This weekend I will be mostly doing DIY/man chores
 	I will also be cooking some Spanish food and watching the football.  I may also be out for a run this evening
Alt:
Back by popular demand?
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:32,
	
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	 this weekend i've decided to have sex with a man, just to see what it's like
	this weekend i've decided to have sex with a man, just to see what it's like
 	
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:36,
	
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	 *points in the direction of Norwich*
	*points in the direction of Norwich*
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:37,
	
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	 .....with all six fingers on his webbed foot
	.....with all six fingers on his webbed foot
 	
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:39,
	
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	 thanks, but darth's too effeminate for my liking
	thanks, but darth's too effeminate for my liking
 	if i'm gonna choke down on a man-baguette i need to go the full hog, i want a hulking great bear of a man who's gonna throw me about a bit and take good care of me
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:41,
	
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	 thanks but i can't listen as i'm at work
	thanks but i can't listen as i'm at work
 	come to think of it, what are you doing this weekend? ;)
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:52,
	
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	 hahaha
	hahaha
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:53,
	
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	 Well until now, not getting laid.
	Well until now, not getting laid.
 	But I guess things are looking up. Flats or heals?
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 Peej
 Peej, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:56,
	
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	 heels all the way
	heels all the way
 	around your ears, that is
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:56,
	
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	 Fuck all. Fuck. All.
	Fuck all. Fuck. All.
 	Much like /OT this morning, it seems.
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:36,
	
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	 At the rentals, so will be fed and watered which will be nice
	At the rentals, so will be fed and watered which will be nice
 	Alt: Extraordinary
Juice like a strawberry
Money to burn baby, all of the time
Cut to fade is me
Fade to cut is she
Come juggle with me, I say every time
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:37,
	
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	 Waiting for summer....
	Waiting for summer....
 	like the last few weekends
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:38,
	
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	 This is going well
	This is going well
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:46,
	
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	 It really is.
	It really is.
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:51,
	
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	 FUCK YEAH !!!!! New Offspring album downloaded last night, isn't it great when your fav rock band release a new album.
	FUCK YEAH !!!!! New Offspring album downloaded last night, isn't it great when your fav rock band release a new album. 
 	
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 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€
 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:48,
	
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	 Sometimes
	Sometimes
 	But to often have I been disappointed in them
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 Peej
 Peej, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:48,
	
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	 They have never disappointed me
	They have never disappointed me
 	i have never expected anything but complete shit and that is what they have deliverd
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:50,
	
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	 I didn't mean The Offspring
	I didn't mean The Offspring
 	I mean pretty much every band where I have liked their stuff and then they release a new album and let me down. The offspring had one perhaps two good albums.
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 Peej
 Peej, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:52,
	
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	 Worst case for this was 'St Anger'
	Worst case for this was 'St Anger'
 	
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 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora
 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:02,
	
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	 Redeemed with Death magnetic
	Redeemed with Death magnetic
 	Ruined again with the Lou Reed collaboration
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:05,
	
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	 It would have been better if they had all died in that bus crash.
	It would have been better if they had all died in that bus crash.
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:07,
	
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	 differing miuscial opinios make me MAD!
	differing miuscial opinios make me MAD!
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:10,
	
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	 Offspring rock, shut up, god, no wonder nobody likes you, god, can't I just have this one? Shut up, dickwad
	Offspring rock, shut up, god, no wonder nobody likes you, god, can't I just have this one? Shut up, dickwad
 	
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 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€
 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:58,
	
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	 This post contains Battered levels of rage
	This post contains Battered levels of rage
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:00,
	
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	 It's nowhere close.
	It's nowhere close. 
 	The Offspring are shit. . Horrid runny shit.
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:02,
	
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	 Your mum contains many levels of batter.
	Your mum contains many levels of batter. 
 	
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 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€
 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:11,
	
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	 No plans, how exciting
	No plans, how exciting
 	had a stupid row with the missus this morning over the washing up and thought of you and your mums windows. I'm feeling quite retarded. Couldn't be arsed to go to work today so "working" from home
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 Peej
 Peej, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:48,
	
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	 oh man the oven glove is going to get a punishing this weekend
	oh man the oven glove is going to get a punishing this weekend
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:49,
	
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	 The gloves a cheating bitch
	The gloves a cheating bitch
 	
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 Peej
 Peej, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:51,
	
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	 I heard she had a threesome with a pair of hiking socks behind your back.
	I heard she had a threesome with a pair of hiking socks behind your back.
 	
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 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics.
 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:54,
	
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	 Acording to RS shes been fucking quinten
	Acording to RS shes been fucking quinten
 	
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 Peej
 Peej, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:56,
	
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	 :O
	:O
 	
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:57,
	
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	 Well, he is a sockpuppet, so it figures.
	Well, he is a sockpuppet, so it figures.
 	
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 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics.
 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:57,
	
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	 I FUCKEN WELL AM NOT
	I FUCKEN WELL AM NOT
 	you dick
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:00,
	
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	 Are too, you gormless fanny.
	Are too, you gormless fanny.
 	
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 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics.
 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:02,
	
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	 your a dick, i'm a fanny
	your a dick, i'm a fanny
 	how's about it?
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:03,
	
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	 I feel sick now.
	I feel sick now.
 	
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 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics.
 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:04,
	
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	 alt:
	alt:
 	2-(You lied to me) 'cos she said she'd never turn on me
(You lied to me) but you did, but you do
(You lied to me) all these pains you said I'd never feel
(You lied to me) but I do, but I do, do, do
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:48,
	
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	 Yesterday was our winter Solstice.
	Yesterday was our winter Solstice. 
 	it was dark til 8am and dark until 5pm. It was cold and wet and yuck.
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Poppet some assembly required., Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:49,
	
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	 So it was dark all day?
	So it was dark all day?
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:50,
	
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	 Felt like it.
	Felt like it.
 	not to the same extent as you guys obviously, but still.
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Poppet some assembly required., Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:52,
	
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	 same here today
	same here today
 	and summer solstice was yesterday. 36 hours of rain going on.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:52,
	
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	 Who are you?
	Who are you?
 	I've not seen you around here before.
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Poppet some assembly required., Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:53,
	
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	 long time lurker
	long time lurker
 	but been posting 6 months or so
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:55,
	
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	 Feels like you've been posting for ever
	Feels like you've been posting for ever
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:56,
	
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	 Is Toryboy still about?
	Is Toryboy still about?
 	
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 Peej
 Peej, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:57,
	
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	 I think his mummy took away his internets because he kept grafting pictures of Louise Mensch's face onto tranny porn
	I think his mummy took away his internets because he kept grafting pictures of Louise Mensch's face onto tranny porn
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:58,
	
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	 Slow reader?
	Slow reader?
 	
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:57,
	
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 	reader
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:58,
	
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	 wait....WHAT?!
	wait....WHAT?!
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:01,
	
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	 poor puns using alpacas over and over again.
	poor puns using alpacas over and over again.
 	
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:03,
	
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	 Mine got on the best of page.
	Mine got on the best of page.
 	So ner.
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 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics.
 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:06,
	
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 	 I - am - in - the - slow  read - ers - group 
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 `my - broth  er - is - in - the - foot  ball - team - my - sis - ter  is - a - ser - ver - my  lit -- tle -broth - er - was  a - wise - man - in - the in - fants - christ - mas - play  I - am - in - the - slow  read - ers - g roup - that - is  all - I -am - in - I  hate - it.
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 Peej
 Peej, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:02,
	
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	 why the big paws?
	why the big paws?
 	
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:08,
	
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	 Named after me? What, Eric?
	Named after me? What, Eric?
 	
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 Peej
 Peej, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:09,
	
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	 when i woke up my pillow was gone.
	when i woke up my pillow was gone.
 	
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:12,
	
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	 This weekend will mainly consist of wondering why it always fucking rains at weekends, hence cunting my cricketing plans.
	This weekend will mainly consist of wondering why it always fucking rains at weekends, hence cunting my cricketing plans.
 	
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:51,
	
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 	Alt:
Megaman up first
21 seconds oh shit
I ain't got no time to smoke this
Hold this, yo g
Go by in a blacked out TT
Megaman can bring two gats easy
Seen in stores an mister wanna jack me, jack me
Say come step to me,
The last thing that you saw was icy
Bitch
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:52,
	
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	 Why have you turned into a 14 year old girl?
	Why have you turned into a 14 year old girl?
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:58,
	
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	 When it's ajar!!!!
	When it's ajar!!!!
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:59,
	
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	 I thought we were posting "rap" lyrics
	I thought we were posting "rap" lyrics
 	so i delved into the archive to invoke the majesty of such rap legends as Ini Kamozi, Mark Morrison and So Solid Crew
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:59,
	
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	 Yes weather is crap, it's North West Britain, wtf do you expect?
	Yes weather is crap, it's North West Britain, wtf do you expect?
 	Weekend plans, doing a shoot for Chinese paper dragon things, Sounds interesting. Then, inevitably, going to the pub.
Rebel MC? Street Tuff?
*Sticking my fingers down my throat*
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Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:59,
	
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	 Spending the last week with the other half before she moves back to Leeds
	Spending the last week with the other half before she moves back to Leeds
 	Plan mainly consists of doing very little for the next couple of days.
Alt: Artificial amateurs aren't at all amazing
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 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora
 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:01,
	
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	 what you should do
	what you should do
 	is her up the shitter
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:03,
	
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	 *applauds*
	*applauds*
 	Then nick her PIN number.
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Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:06,
	
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	 PERSONAL IDENTIFICATION NUMBER NUMBER!!!
	PERSONAL IDENTIFICATION NUMBER NUMBER!!!
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:06,
	
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	 AUTO TELLER MACHINE MACHINE!!!!
	AUTO TELLER MACHINE MACHINE!!!!
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:26,
	
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	 LIQUID CRYSTAL DISPLAY DISPLAY!!
	LIQUID CRYSTAL DISPLAY DISPLAY!!
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:31,
	
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	 That's the one!
	That's the one!
 	
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 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora
 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:06,
	
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	 It's an excellent record.
	It's an excellent record. 
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:24,
	
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	 I like it
	I like it
 	Class video too
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:28,
	
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	 I've not seen it.
	I've not seen it.
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:29,
	
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	 I mean the youtube one
	I mean the youtube one
 	Looks like it was made by a b3tan!
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:41,
	
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	 Didn't have you down as the type to know that one, Nakie-poos.
	Didn't have you down as the type to know that one, Nakie-poos.
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:25,
	
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	 I'm a big Blackalicious fan; i always liked hip hop
	I'm a big Blackalicious fan; i always liked hip hop
 	but realised I was bored with the posturing and bollocks so went seqarching for better stuff.
Strikethrough at will
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:28,
	
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	 Same here, precisely.
	Same here, precisely.
 	There are still good acts out there but very few.
I realised it'd gone to shit when I went out to buy new release hip hop 12"s for five Saturdays in a row and came back without any.
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:31,
	
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	 Tonight we shall be visiting granddaughter No. 1 with huge amounts of chocolate, as she's doing a biology A level exam today.
	Tonight we shall be visiting granddaughter No. 1 with huge amounts of chocolate, as she's doing a biology A level exam today.
 	Tomorrow I am taking granddaughter No. 2 shopping, which should be fun.
I shall also watch the football, do some arts, do some crafts, and drink more than is advisable.
Alt: ding ding diggading,ding digga diggading, etc.
Also, you'll never get to heaven with an AK47
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:15,
	
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	 You're a grandmother?
	You're a grandmother?
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:29,
	
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	 Only by marriage
	Only by marriage
 	As I understand it, the normally accepted way to have grandchildren is to first have children, and that ain't ever going to happen.
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:31,
	
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	 BBQ tomorrow. ITLL BE WELL SUNNIE
	BBQ tomorrow. ITLL BE WELL SUNNIE 
 	then curry maybe, then football on sunday.
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	 You've said the b word, it'll piss down.
	You've said the b word, it'll piss down.
 	
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 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics.
 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:28,
	
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	 Brave man, having a BBQ at the moment!
	Brave man, having a BBQ at the moment!
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:29,
	
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	 you should have it indoors
	you should have it indoors
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:29,
	
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	 Going to a Stately pile near Grantham for my GF's college re-union.
	Going to a Stately pile near Grantham for my GF's college re-union.
 	Going tonight coming back on Sunday after lunch.
I'd rather be in London boozing, at least that would be a laugh. I'll be the youngest person there by about 10 years.
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 Bartleby A dead man on vacation
 Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:28,
	
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	 Don't date old birds then
	Don't date old birds then
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:30,
	
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	 Good advice, thanks.
	Good advice, thanks.
 	
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 Bartleby A dead man on vacation
 Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:33,
	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:33,
	
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	 Ello Princess
	Ello Princess
 	
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:35,
	
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	 Eurrrrgh.
	Eurrrrgh.
 	Explain.
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 Bartleby A dead man on vacation
 Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:35,
	
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	 That is a still from Leslie Grantham's 'webcam shame' footage
	That is a still from Leslie Grantham's 'webcam shame' footage
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:40,
	
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	 I am delighted to report that I have never seen that
	I am delighted to report that I have never seen that
 	
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:47,
	
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	 Me neither
	Me neither
 	But, what once was seen etc.
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 Bartleby A dead man on vacation
 Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:50,
	
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	 I might go and see my mate's band playing on Shoreditch High Street tonight.
	I might go and see my mate's band playing on Shoreditch High Street tonight. 
 	They're from Newcastle and they're really good. Retriever they're called. It's at Catch and it's free entry. If anyone is at a loose end they should go.
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Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:30,
	
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	 will they sing in an inpenetrable Northern accent
	will they sing in an inpenetrable Northern accent
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:34,
	
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	 Almost certainly.
	Almost certainly. 
 	
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Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:35,
	
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	 £50 says they open with 'Fog on the Tyne'
	£50 says they open with 'Fog on the Tyne'
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:36,
	
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	 And do 'Crocodile Shoes' as an encore
	And do 'Crocodile Shoes' as an encore
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:37,
	
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	 Needs more "psyche"
	Needs more "psyche"
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:39,
	
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	 He's lyin'
	He's lyin'
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:40,
	
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	 pfft
	pfft
 	Where are you going to get £50 from?
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:39,
	
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	 he learnt from the banks and is betting money he doesn't have
	he learnt from the banks and is betting money he doesn't have
 	which is fine, as long sa he wins and as we know Monty is on a financial winning streak
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:40,
	
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	 If I wasn't seeing my kid I'd come for a beer.
	If I wasn't seeing my kid I'd come for a beer.
 	Funnily enough the venue is about 50 feet from where my kid lives.
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:35,
	
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	 No worries playa.
	No worries playa. 
 	Although I'd imagine it'd be up your street, the kind of night they're putting on. I'm not 100% anyway as I'm not sure I cn be fucked with making sure I get the last train home. Might conserve myself for tomorrow's festivities.
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Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:40,
	
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	 I have today off, meeting friend at Westfield for lunch and shopping for neon rave gear
	I have today off, meeting friend at Westfield for lunch and shopping for neon rave gear
 	Then boat rave tonight. Tomorrow recovering and dinner with a friend. Although I am also goingnto try and hit the mini bash.
Did I mention I have today off? In your fat ugly faces
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:35,
	
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	 I hope the boat sinks and you leave a lightly glowing corpse at the bottom of the river
	I hope the boat sinks and you leave a lightly glowing corpse at the bottom of the river
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:36,
	
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	 it came here via Fukashima
	it came here via Fukashima
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:38,
	
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	 Is this where I insert a long winded rant about not wanting people to comment on me or my posts?
	Is this where I insert a long winded rant about not wanting people to comment on me or my posts?
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:43,
	
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	 dunno
	dunno
 	with your typing today i doubt you can be bothered
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:45,
	
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	 It's that or unload the dishwasher and make the spare room bed
	It's that or unload the dishwasher and make the spare room bed 
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:47,
	
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	 Awwww that's sweet
	Awwww that's sweet
 	I am v overexcited about my cut-out leggings and neon pink fishnet gloves
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:42,
	
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	 You are buying crotchless leggings?
	You are buying crotchless leggings?
 	Who even knew they existed
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:43,
	
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	 They're na
	They're na
 	Oh fuck this iPad, it's too hard to type properly 
Anyway, they are not crotchless. So in your crotch.
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:44,
	
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	 They're na?
	They're na?
 	in your face my ctrotch
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:53,
	
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	 If you can be here before 12 then alright
	If you can be here before 12 then alright
 	But I hope you shower regularly
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:55,
	
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	 Hey!
	Hey!
 	My face isn't ....
Oh. Fair enough.
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:36,
	
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	 It's a nice feeling isn't it.
	It's a nice feeling isn't it. 
 	I'm not getting out of bed for quite a while because I have an ouchy head. It is beyond me why I insist on carrying on drinking when I get in from the pub.
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Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:36,
	
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	 I am 'working from home'. So in other words I also have the day off.
	I am 'working from home'. So in other words I also have the day off. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:39,
	
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	 I could never work from home.
	I could never work from home. 
 	Mostly because I'd see it how you've just described. I'd actually never do a fucking thing, I can't motivate myself to work at all.
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Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:44,
	
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	 High fives to that
	High fives to that
 	I'm wondering if we can get some kind of business dinner/drinks on the cards at some point? Could at least get drunk on Bd expenses if nothing else!
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:49,
	
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	 Sounds good to me.
	Sounds good to me. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:56,
	
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	 Hoorah
	Hoorah
 	We shall discuss 
*taps nose*
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:59,
	
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	 Sweet FA.
	Sweet FA.
 	Dog walking and trying not to eat anything.
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 girlinthehole
 girlinthehole, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:39,
	
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	 What if i waved a big fat "Bridges Cock" in front of you?
	What if i waved a big fat "Bridges Cock" in front of you?
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:41,
	
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	 Depends what a bridges cock is.
	Depends what a bridges cock is.
 	
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 girlinthehole
 girlinthehole, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:42,
	
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	 Jeff
	Jeff
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:42,
	
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	 I've gone off sex.
	I've gone off sex.
 	
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 girlinthehole
 girlinthehole, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:43,
	
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	 oh dear, dire straights indeed
	oh dear, dire straights indeed
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:43,
	
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	 it's as tragic as Romeo and juliet
	it's as tragic as Romeo and juliet
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:44,
	
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	 Chicks for free
	Chicks for free
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:44,
	
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	 It's for the best really.
	It's for the best really.
 	
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 girlinthehole
 girlinthehole, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:45,
	
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	 I don't know this one
	I don't know this one
 	was it a rare b-side?
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:46,
	
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	 Ugh I still feel like shit.
	Ugh I still feel like shit.
 	I must be getting old, I've normally kicked colds before now.
What are all you fuckers doing, anyway? Entertain me god fucking damn it.
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 11:04,
	
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	 Batstock on Saturday
	Batstock on Saturday
 	Hopefully not getting too destroyed as I'm off to Needoo Grill on Sunday with a Cananananadian.
I'm also going to try and do some sightseeing on Saturday if it's not tipping it down, given that the Tower of London is barely 15 minutes away I should go and take a look.
Although last time I went a raven bit me.
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 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner
 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 11:17,
	
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