Gaylords.
So, it’s Independence Day in the good old You Ess Eh.

I like America, I like Americans on the whole, and their contribution to the world has been outstanding in many areas, from science to music and beyond. But they’ve also done some rather suspect things, haven’t they?

Overall, though I am a fan. Are you? If not, why not?

Alt: do shut up, there’s a dear.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:13, 168 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

+ ny
fanny bum
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:17, Reply)

Who are you?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:18, Reply)

I'm fine thanks, you?

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:19, Reply)

I'm pretty good thanks.
They've pretty much found the higgs boson quents, that's cool eh? God particle and that.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:22, Reply)

I'm not sure what it all means but I'm all for it
I heard the new Muse song earlier, sounds like Sparks
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:24, Reply)

I'm going to see them at the O2 in October. I like them.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:29, Reply)

They do an epic live show
I'm not so keen on their last album though
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:29, Reply)

They are achingly beautiful.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:31, Reply)

Saw them live at Wembley a few years ago. Extremely impressive show with tolerable music.
Shame they were supported by My Chemical Romance Toilet
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:33, Reply)

i'm not jim carrey

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:26, Reply)

Are you Tom Cruise?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:27, Reply)

Battered is Tom Cruise

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:31, Reply)

Battered would never wear cuban heels and stand on boxes at work to stop subordinates and rivals at work gaining the all important psychological advantage of towering over him, and getting stuff from the top shelf for him
and all that other everyday shit
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:46, Reply)

Cruise Bosley.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:31, Reply)

Why aren't you all watching happy geeks?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-18701196

This is the big news story of the day, not some banker being interviewed by pricks.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:17, Reply)

I'll be excited when some practical application comes of it.
So far my life is no different than it was before they discovered this.
( Kroney, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:25, Reply)

Watch it and get annoyed at how shit science reporters are.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:26, Reply)

It's all moi, moi, moi with you, isn't it?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:26, Reply)

*air kisses*

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:27, Reply)

I like America, myself.
Some of my very best friends in the world are american. They're also weirdos I met on the internet, which might explain why they're slightly more intelligent than your average pillar box.

Today is my mum's birthday, fact fans. She is not american. Nor is she Tom Cruise, as far as I know.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:23, Reply)

She fucking is, you know.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:24, Reply)

Shit. Is she?
I'll give her a good slap when I see her tonight then.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:25, Reply)

Tom Cruise is Battered

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:30, Reply)

They gave the world Teddy Roosevelt and Ernest Hemingway
which excuses a hell of a lot of stuff but, on the other hand, I find their politics objectionable, their world view inexcusable and their insularity unbelievable.

On the whole I am ambivalent. I really wish they weren't so heavily indoctrinated in the old "USA! USA! USA!" business. A lot of the Americans I have met though have been highly educated and embarrassed by the same things I dislike.
( Kroney, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:24, Reply)

My father's current wife introduced herself to me
by saying 'I'm really sorry. We didn't all vote for him you know'

NB this was about Obama!!! LOL!!!! Not really, it was about 'Double-ya'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:26, Reply)

Their patriotism borders on xenophobia
Those people that make an effort to educate themselves and travel are far more open-minded and easy to get along with, same as people everywhere. Being in the US for any length of time and meeting those people that aren't interested in broadening their horizons is...disturbing.
( Kroney, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:31, Reply)

They're no different from people from, say, Bolton.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:33, Reply)

I haven't met anyone from Bolton
Do they insist Bolton's the best town on Earth?
( Kroney, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:35, Reply)

They're fat, stupid racists with no manners or intelligence.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:37, Reply)

Oh come on, Sara Cox is from bolton.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 11:02, Reply)

They are as delusional as Battered in the queue for a rollercoaster

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:44, Reply)

Not so
I can think of several US comedians who I find funny.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:39, Reply)

So what would expect to dredge up in Sloughs finest Council Estates
ENGURLAND TIL I DI
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:34, Reply)

The difference being those people are an embarrassment
not the voting majority.
( Kroney, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:38, Reply)

It saddens me that you've stooped to exaggeration to convey your point of view on the internet

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:40, Reply)

So who is it that keeps buying all those copies of The Sun?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:55, Reply)

The worst thing is the religious fundamentalism or "deep christianity" as it's sometimes known as.
I turned down the chance to move to Atlanta and I am glad that I did. However I'd have happily moved to Seattle or San Diego. On the whole I like the states, but the level of religion disturbs me.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:28, Reply)

one of my closest friends is American and I love her to death.
She gets embarrased by all the stereotypes of america though, and then goes and does half the stereotypes herself. Silly billy. But she's cute and sweet, so I forgive her that.

Overall though, I'm not sure I'm a fan. I don't like the lack of separation of church and state, or their politics.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:32, Reply)

the seperation of church and state is n their constitution

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:35, Reply)

I know, but do they manage it? no.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:37, Reply)

True
"Vote for me I'm a good Christian!" "Don't abort babies God will be mad" "Don't vote for him, he's not really Christian he's Muslim, look his skin is dark! Muslims can't be president!"
( Peej, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:43, Reply)

I bloody love America, its people and (a lot of) its music.
Also many of its TV programmes and films. They get many, many points from me for consistently producing great bands in the 90s while we were churning out the most creatively devoid shite in the history of the universe, then merrily ignoring cutns like Gallagher and Williams when they tried to sell records across the pond.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:33, Reply)

You cutn.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:37, Reply)

Morning sweetie

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:42, Reply)

I agree with Darth here.
America consistently produced most of the best music of the 90s.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:39, Reply)

If Dozer and I agree on music it must be beyond contestation

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:40, Reply)

I think you are referring to different bands though.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:42, Reply)

Ssssshhhhhh
Don't spoil the moment
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:42, Reply)

different bands I think but the statement is still true.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:45, Reply)

Nah, Sleeper produced all of the best music of the 90's

( Peej, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:41, Reply)

Louise Wener gave me serious bobbing dongle back in the day

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:43, Reply)

Have you seen her now
Her face looks like a novelty candle that got left too close to a radiator.
( Peej, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:44, Reply)

MUST NOT GOOGLE. MUST NOT GOOGLE
..
*googles*

...shit
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:46, Reply)

Still would though rite?

( Peej, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:47, Reply)

Fuck yeah! I gave up standards four belt notches ago

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:49, Reply)

They also produced Nirvana, which counts against them

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:45, Reply)

And Green Day

( Peej, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:47, Reply)

I guarantee you that for every 90s American band you can cite as an embarrassment,
I can come up with a much, much worse 90s British band.

Before we start I should point out that I get to use Oasis a hundred times.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:47, Reply)

Maybe true
But the Brits win with the 60's and 70's bands
( Peej, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:48, Reply)

Yeah, probably
but I didn't have to live through the music of the 60s and 70s and was able to revisit and cherry-pick at my leisure. I'm still considering suing Radio 1 for mental scarring inflicted during my teens.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:51, Reply)

This is a silly claim.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:51, Reply)

I agree with Sherlock

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:54, Reply)

Black Sabbath, Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd (shut up monty), Rolling Stones, Sex Pistols, The Who,
etc etc
( Peej, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:55, Reply)

It's pointless listing a load of bands
I'm not arguing that either country is better than the other. My point is that, during that period particularly, there was a great bouncing back and forth of ideas and influences in both directions across the Atlantic, producing great results on both sides.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 11:02, Reply)

Yeh but the Brits were better.
*Sticks fingers in ears*
( Peej, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 11:05, Reply)

Cast are worse than every band ever.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:54, Reply)

They were alright

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:55, Reply)

If John Power was hit by a falling train that also took out a nursery school full of kids I would consider them collateral damage.

( Peej, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:56, Reply)

I think it is pretty foolish to try and lump 300 million people into one boat
some are good people some are shit people, the end
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:34, Reply)

My question was whether you believed that on balance they'd done more good than bad or vice versa.
You fucking dunce.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:39, Reply)

I love American culture. They have given us, amongst others:
Don De Lillo
William Burroughs
Techno
Hip hop
Skateboarding
Scorsese
Paul Auster
Bret Easton Ellis
Jazz
Black Flag
Will Oldham
Steve Albini
David Onica
House
Hardcore
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:38, Reply)

What about sadcore?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:40, Reply)

Westlifeszzzzzz

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:41, Reply)

of course.
Codeine
Low
Slint

In short: culturally more good than bad, politically more bad than good.

But great art thrives in conservative societies and times. Dichotomy of the day, right there.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:42, Reply)

I met Chris Brokaw last year
He was a nice guy.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:44, Reply)

I think Hugh Laurie is English.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:41, Reply)

oh lol
House music obvs.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:43, Reply)

I like William Burroughs music.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:45, Reply)

The americans that I have met have mostly been fine people.
The country is beautiful, and generally unspoiled. I don't like the increasing goddines of all though. When I was first there in 1989, it was fine, but when I went back a dozen years later, it was rather in your face. I expect it is much worse now.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:40, Reply)

They recognise scientology as a religion
They have Mormons
They make laws based on religion
They have schools that refuse to teach evolution
They think Jesus rode a dinosaur
They think Jesus was white
They Think Jimi Hendrix was white

The same Merkin idiot that thought Phil Lynott was African American asked me why we don't celebrate 4th of July, She had a point there, why don't was celebrate over 200 years of seperation from those twats.

I also told her about how I once woke up and went downstairs to find a stranger asleep on the sofa and how funny it was that he had got the wrong house whilst drunk and passed out on the sofa. We made him breakfast and when his mate across the street woke up and let him in he left. Merkin said to me "he'd be dead here, my dad would have just shot him whilst he was asleep, gotta protect your property"

Whilst there are some good Merkins and so good things come out of Merka, overall Merka is shit.
( Peej, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:40, Reply)

I haven't had a rant about mormons for ages,PJ. Thanks for reminding me.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:43, Reply)

350+ million people summed up, right here

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:44, Reply)

Yup

( Peej, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:44, Reply)

in the uk we celebrate the oppression of cafliks
and stopping them from blowing up parliament to stop this.

while the rest of the world celebrates freedom, we celebrate the continuation of oppression. nice one.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:48, Reply)

Don't be ridiculous

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:50, Reply)

well what is guy fawkes night all about then?
we burn the effigy of a spaniard ffs.
everyone goes, yay! go [insert country here] and how we threw off the oppression of [insert country/social class here]
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:53, Reply)

Wasn't he from York?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:55, Reply)

Yes.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:59, Reply)

It's the moustache, it confuses people

( Peej, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 11:02, Reply)

he might as well have been.
Guy Fawkes, also known as Guido Fawkes, the name he adopted while fighting for the Spanish in the Low Countries, was a member of a group of provincial English Catholics who planned the failed Gunpowder Plot of 1605.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 11:07, Reply)

If The catholics had succeeded they would have oppressed the protestants, so it wouldn't have been a victory for freedom
plus they would have had European support, meaning we may have seen greater influence from the continent, and no one likes that, except Kroney
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:55, Reply)

so we still celebrate oppression as our national festival then.
still fucking gay (guy even!!!) compared to other countries.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:58, Reply)

Not really, no one wants to be catholic
imagine all the buggery, guilt and money you have to give the church?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 11:00, Reply)

buggary you say?
praise jesus!
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 11:02, Reply)

Guy Fawkes was from York, dude.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:58, Reply)

so it's just me that burns the effigy of a spaniard then?
holy chorizo!
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 11:01, Reply)

It's about burning shit.
Burning is fun.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 11:04, Reply)

YOU ES AY! YOU ES AY!
The oppression of any religious type is something to be celebrated. I am against religious tolerance because I am against tolerating stupidity. Stupid people need to be shown the error of their ways and educated.
( Peej, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:50, Reply)

religion isn't about intelligence.
unless you really are that arrogant.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:55, Reply)

I am arrogant enough to think that people that believe in an invisible sky wizard are stupid, yes.
That said, there are intelligent, stupid people. My Aunt for example has three degrees from Cambridge, Oxford and Bristol. She also believes in God. I'm sure Intelligence is based on your ability to work things out. I think you can be good at that and still be stupid.
( Peej, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:57, Reply)

you leave harry potter out of this!!!
yeah, and you call others stupid.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:59, Reply)

*Something about Guy Fawkes being Spanish*

( Peej, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 11:04, Reply)

don't see how that stops you being a silly.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 11:05, Reply)

If I'm a silly because I think religious people are stupid then I am happy to be a silly.

( Peej, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 11:08, Reply)

then you're a silly who misses the point of religion entirely.
for the record, I'm an atheist but I'm not a complete prick.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 11:10, Reply)

What is the point of religion?
I always thought it was a money making scheme followed by people with a fear of death.
( Peej, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 11:11, Reply)

you're smashing at generalisation.
actually, in their logic death is something to look forward to.
afterlife and all that.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 11:13, Reply)

Yes but what is the point of religion?
Also how much of what I have said to you think is obvious trolling and how much do you think I am actually serious about?

p.s. isn't the fear of death what caused them to create an afterlife to look forward to?
( Peej, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 11:15, Reply)

christ, the legless defence :'(
I'm afraid your question is too broad, there are loads of religions.
depends on the brand but not really, no.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 11:19, Reply)

Cheers




Cheers
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 11:23, Reply)

Also their head of the state ent their head of the state religon
SO FUCK YOU
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:51, Reply)

OBAMA IS A MUSLIM! THINK ABOUT IT! OH BAM AH OH SAM AH!
WAKE UP SHEEPLE!
( Peej, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:53, Reply)

imgs.xkcd.com/comics/wake_up_sheeple.png
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:57, Reply)

yeeha gun toting burger munching unfunny cry baby shitcunts
yeah, they're alright.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:42, Reply)

I've lived in the States, in the South.
They are not a bad bunch. They are just like us.

Most of the whooping morons you see on TV go about their daily lives with no thought of anyone else except how to pay their rent and bills. They are then asked their opinion about some world affair and they sound like cretins, which may be fair.

Go to Congleton and ask someone what, say, LIBOR means and I doubt many could answer. I doubt many could tell you who the Home Secretary is.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:45, Reply)

it's true, idiocy is a global problem.
I'd say we should kill them all but then they're probably electrocute themselves wiring a plug.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:47, Reply)

They at least have a (Christian) sense
of wanting to do the right thing (not the money grabbing neocons). Which is at least a brake on what they could do, militarily, if it was just a question of what they could get away with.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:49, Reply)

hmm, dunno about that.
if they were truly christian they wouldn't be quite so capitalist.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:51, Reply)

They relate the two.
It's sold by the churches as hard work more than capitalism. Working hard to provide for your family, church and community. Very Victorian.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:57, Reply)

very Maggie Thatcher

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:58, Reply)

and yet they have no healthcare system.
their logic leaves a lot to be desired.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 11:00, Reply)

The poorest people more often than not vote for the republicans
thus making themselves worse off, idiots
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 11:02, Reply)

aspirational value system, innit.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 11:03, Reply)

This is true to a certain degree.
They have a strong sense of what the US should be like, they are very aspirational and don't want anyone messing their chance of getting rich.

And millions of people can't afford to visit a GP.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 11:05, Reply)

there is one shining light of intelligence there

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:47, Reply)

lol not really
WHO'S GOT A SPARE PIN NUMBER !!11!!!
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:52, Reply)

Well, that's us put in our place.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:47, Reply)

It wouldn't surprise me, many people I met in Congleton were thick as pigshit.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:59, Reply)

I have just had a most uncomfortable moment
where I had to go and check that both of those things were what I thought they were. I was right, thankfully.
(berk, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 11:01, Reply)

It's where you can borrow books, right?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 11:06, Reply)

Glad to hear it.
Or it's back to school for you. With a uniform.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 11:11, Reply)

If you understand LIBOR
then you're ahead of every single journalist in this country right now, so I suggest you demand their fucking jobs and salaries.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 11:23, Reply)

As a general rule I think anyone that actually wants to own a gun
Probably shouldn't be allowed one.
( Peej, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:52, Reply)

make the army a lot safer.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:54, Reply)

Stop terrorism overnight.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:58, Reply)

Yeah, keep it to the daytime when we can see the fuckers

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 11:06, Reply)

This also applies to being in politics
and being in the police.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 11:25, Reply)

I just had my Kinder Egg Monts
I got this little orange alien thing with one eye, fucking gutted man. Also, the chocolate doesn't taste like it used to. AND, fucking AND you can't even split the yellow egg that holds the toy in two and fire the cap off at someone, IT@S FUCKING ATTACHED THE BASTARDS!
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 11:03, Reply)

grow up. kill yourself.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 11:04, Reply)

There was no need for that, what's your problem Hamish?

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 11:05, Reply)

oh man, that's well LOL!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 11:08, Reply)

Nothing else going on is there?

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 11:10, Reply)

forum banter.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 11:11, Reply)

Do we have to wait for the growing up part?
Can't they just get right to the killing themselves part?
( Peej, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 11:06, Reply)

good point, well made.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 11:08, Reply)

Thanks, can I drop a train on John Power now?

( Peej, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 11:10, Reply)

have fun with it.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 11:12, Reply)

I know the lids are attached
because my daughter has a toy kitchen in which she uses them as 'eggs' for 'cooking'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 11:11, Reply)

How does she like her "eggs"?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 11:13, Reply)

fertilised!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 11:20, Reply)

Awful!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 11:23, Reply)

I have more ignorers than Quinten does.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 11:08, Reply)

probably because you're a prick.
/ac
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 11:08, Reply)

As a general rule I think that anyone you would consider ignoring
Are probably the the best people not to ignore.
( Peej, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 11:10, Reply)

Are they /QOTWs?
they are sensitive over there
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 11:10, Reply)

hang on, isn't this QOTW?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 11:11, Reply)

/off topic declared autonomous independence from /qotw a long time ago.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 11:12, Reply)

SELF DETERMINATION FOR THE OT PEOPLE!

( Peej, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 11:13, Reply)

you all look the same to me.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 11:14, Reply)

RACIST!

( Peej, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 11:16, Reply)

I can't understand a word you people say and you all smell of cabbage.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 11:20, Reply)

How does one check?

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