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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Open up your gaz box, show and tell the class your best ones. Here's my one, although I still don't know what he's on about. Sorry about your shit shark Naked ApeActual response:
but just so that know (am i feeling charitable tonight or what?) in spite of the potential malice my paranoia keeps insisting on pointing out "shut up paranoia, there's only room for so many voices in here", this is pretty much how i feel about the last few weeks or whatever here on /qotw.
shambo took a dislike to me yonks ago voicing my displeasure at him being all trolly.
I was probably being a boring, medicated, drunken toss-pot.
He was doing his thread-deleting and editing/re-posting trick and I called him out on it is all. He then spent time and effort stalking me and raking up whatever personal info he could find about me and gazzed it to me (clearly trying to impotently menace me).
I politely (obviously in hindsight a mistake on my part) gazzed him back asking for a change of tack but all he could manage as a response was to post highly edited versions of my gazzes (i think pm means private or personal message?) on /talk.
Which is probably bad forum form?
And then one thing led to another.
I commented to another poster, in a later thread that the french phrase they had posted lacked, to my knowledge, a definite article and shambo disagreed strongly. considering his recent form, I responded in the manner I saw fit and he got utterly wanky with me. apparently his mrs is french and he has access to t'internet and is "fluent" in french himself and has a few french dictionaries in the house so obviously he (and only he) can be right. yeah, whatever. i've got hand-me down french dictionaries, novels, technical manuals and all other sorts of stuff too, from my sister (st andrews' 2:1hons french) however he tangented (is that even a word?) rather splendidly and, ignoring the fact that my source (not my sister in this case cos my sister barely uses her french these days, but a good pal: French father, Vietnamese mother, 54yoa (55?) professional translator for 30-odd years, very dear friend, never shagged her or got bumhole pictures. She never paid my mortgage either but I must owe her about a thousand jars of rillettes by now) had merely commented that in her freelance professional world (some academic, a little eu, but mainly publishing and industrial stuff) that the form without the definite article was generally perceived as an indication of yokelness. She did not (nor I) ever suggest that it was not an acceptable form, merely that it was a bit yokelish.
He backed up his rant with google stats (but what exactly were the search criteria?) whereas my point was based on discussion with an individual who knew intimately the texts from whence the phrase originated.
and that was about that until i got naughty stepped for waging a war on shambo. fuck it, i was in the mood for a rumble, i guess that's what happens when you knock the meds on the head!
but he's still at it. i guess it pays to be buddies with jonti and cr3?
incidentally there never were any bumhole pictures, not with her nor wbm/rts either :(
and there you have it, i guess.
thanks for listening and goodnight,
Al
( blaireau69 is the yardstick you measure cunts by., Thu 26 May 2011, 02:24, ignore, delete, archive, reply)
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:26,
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i've opened my soul up here, now it's your turn(
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I don't have any mental gazzes from anyone(
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I've got loads, I'm well cool(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:42,
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Cor his names Al, just like the other Al(
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it finally solves the mysteries of the bumhole(
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it's because he's drunk (again) and on lolmental stuff(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:37,
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manolith being weird:re: please ban yourself
right-o. play it your way. hope it works out for you.
( manolith - modomite, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 10:56, ignore, delete, archive, reply)
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re: please ban yourself
eh?
(Quentin 15 ignorning me now? maybe more, can't remember, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 10:52)
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re: please ban yourself
what's this all about, eh?
if you want to come back and join us, you can, but don't make a big song and dance about it.
( manolith - modomite, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 10:51)
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please ban yourself
you have been bullying me horrendously and I dislike it very much so
Thanks!
LOL
(Quentin 15 ignorning me now? maybe more, can't remember, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 10:48)
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I'm struggling with the drunken, rambling style a bit.I'm not sure there is a point being made.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:34,
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OK, now I only have gazzes from people I likeand one from somebody I don't mind.
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Kroney, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:38,
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I've got loadsFUCK YOU PSYCHO CHOMP
FUCK YOU IN THE EYES
( baldmonkey DJ Phat Ballb4g, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 10:06, ignore, delete, archive, reply)
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It's that baldmonkey caring about being the main thing(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:36,
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I'm sorry, I don't understand this gaz at all.Is it in some sort of English I've yet to master? Even when I'm drunk I don't write like this...
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No, I mean, I understand the words, I just don't understand what his point was?(, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:41, Reply)
Something something "I don't like Shambles" something somethingas far as I can tell.
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Can you guess which spastic sent me this? I just remembered just now about that "deleted 'cus arguing with a mong" thing, that was 'cus [name deleted to protect the innocent] got the hump about it and asked me to delete it. It's the first time she's gotten the hump with my over-the-top little brain-farts, as normally they're meet with lols. I didn't simply just delete it 'cus that would make eaither me or her look bad, and [as is natural in comunties, being friends with some and aquantances with others] it was a better option to make it look like you were the bad one.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:39,
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I guess they're Americanfrom the use of "cus" instead of "cos"?
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Kroney, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:48,
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The dismal spelling suggests Foggsy.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:58,
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I can't be arsed reading all that.Summarise it please, in one sentence.
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re: I like breasts.
Thanks. There my best feature.
(snugglesacks, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 10:22, ignore, delete, archive, reply)
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I like breasts.
I thought you should know.
(PsychoChomp
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well all the blood supply goes to her massive norks, I'm not surprised.(, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:48, Reply)
i am a heron. i ahev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont gaz this to five other b3tans i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans.
(I helped save b3ta! cr3, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 12:42, ignore, delete, unarchive, reply)
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:44,
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everyone got this one at some point(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:46,
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brill, you're a beacon to us all(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:49,
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dallas followed by falcon crest used to be a firm favourite at rory towers during my 'uni' phase(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:51,
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Santa Barbara followed by Saved by the Bell.All through a fog of hot knives and tequila. The good old days.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:53,
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we just didn't know that life couldn't ever get any betterwhat fools we were
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:59,
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I've got a corker from Foggsy but you can't see it, soz.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:48,
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Today there is no sanctity of the gazbox(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:49,
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Soz Rory, unlike that snivelling little Wilf Lunn prick I can be trusted with private information.(
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_____________________________ the fuck _________cuntstuffing _______________________ twatmangle ___________ my own grandmother
I hope this helps.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:53,
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:51,
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It's all abouta) falling off bikes whilst high on Lithium, and
b) going round the world within an 80-day timeframe
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:52,
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They're like lithium pills but slightly smaller.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 15:55,
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Don't you mean "high off Lithium"?(
crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 16:27,
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I'm not going to violate the sanctity of Gazwhich is a shame, as I've got some properly weapons-grade menkle ones. that, and all the titgazzes, natch.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:51,
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shut up, post gazzes or GTFOcan we stop with this 'oh they're all so private but i've got some great ones' bollocks
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:53,
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I have a couple of corkers too. Not mental ones, just, interesting, ones. (, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:55, Reply)
Of course you do. I'd be prepared to bet you have several brought to you by the words "sweaty" and "handed", too.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:56,
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I had a two page rant from someone who claimed I was EVILand HORRIBLE because I didn't like children who are annoying. This infuriated someone enough to spend ages writing to me to tell me all about how he was a credit to his single mother who brought him up really well (but obviously not well enough to learn about mistakenly taking the Internets seriously). Srsly, huge gaz, had to page down twice.
I think I replied with "oh, yes, you're probably right".
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:57,
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I was told:"And how dare you compare a living being to a fucking lifestyle choice. A child is a developing human being, just like yourself, not just some decision like going on a diet or changing your mortgage."
I have a child now. It was definitely a lifestyle choice. Sure, it was an unplanned one, but I still made a choice.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 15:07,
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Oh, I know you have a child! She's gorgeous.But I agree. Definitely a choice!
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He probably thought he could teach you to be a better personvia the medium of placing his winky in your foof, but was approaching it in a very cunning way. Because everyone knows that telling people they are wrong, online, is the best way to get into their pants.
He's probably still distraught about his plans failing now. Probably danks himself to sleep at night over it.
I hope you're proud of what you've done.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 15:00,
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It contained the line:"The vast majority of criminal scum of this world are childless." (There was no citation.)
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 15:03,
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see, you'll never get to fuck an academic without at least referencing your sources.he just didn't think it through.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 15:05,
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For that length of gaz I'd be expecting subheadings and a bibliography before he could buy me a drink.(
crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 15:06,
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haha, 9.6/10Fucker could have just written a proper abstract and saved you lots of time, too.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 15:08,
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I WAS HOPING FOR GAZ GLASNOST HERE, WHERE IS THE FUCKING GOSSIP SO THAT WE ALL GROW AS HUMAN BEINGS TOGETHER(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:57,
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Given some people are prepared to admit to fucking their own relatives on the boardI'm sure the privacy of Gaz is a remarkable copurnica.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 15:02,
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i signed up on calendar for something onceI'll give you a hint.
I doubt very much that either myself, BeatsWork or anyone else who turns up/rings in will so much have even considered your existence on the day.
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I have received a gaz entitled 'why is Al such a cock hole?'. Ha ha. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 15:03,
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at least half of all known gazzez involve al(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 15:05,
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the problem isthey take too long to find, waaaaaaaah. i have random sleaze, random buttering, utter filth, requests for legal advice, people bitching about other people... pick a category and i'll pick a gaz.
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this little peach came out of the blue one daymaybe not but you'd do wonders for morale. that's morale not moral, oh definitely not moral.......
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How the fuck is that utter filth?If your standards are hovering around 1956 somewhere, no wonder you claim to have loads of it.
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Just a bunch of"urgh, get away from me grotbags", I expect. I am virtuous.
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OH MANRequest for legal advice please!
*crosses fingers*
pickmepickmepickme
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Kroney, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 15:10,
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nice try dickhead
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Nobodies taken this new age of the gaz being in the public domain terribly seriously (
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 15:13,
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Everybody's got enough material on everybody elsethat if someone does post a gaz, there'll be retaliation and before you know it the world's been destroyed three times over.
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 15:19,
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this is so truei have some really nuclear ones, but it takes soooooo long trawling through the archive of 7 years of messages.
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Send me your password and I'll look through them all for you. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 15:35,
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you'd drop deadi just found some filth that makes me want to run across the road to boots, buy a needle and thread, and stitch my clunge and my mouth shut. shuuuuuuddddddddeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrr.
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ahaha I've been wanting to do the same reading through some of the stuff I've been sent!(, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 15:52, Reply)
I have deleted it unfortunately, but had one from that wanker Wormulus almost begging for a job. As he 'really wants to get in to marketing as I'd be amazing at it and could write really funny adverts'. I recall telling him to fuck off.
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What's the other sense?(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 15:30,
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Chartered Institute of Marketing. Come In Mouth. Either way you end up sucking cock.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 15:33,
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Something to do with marketingrather than getting Mark in
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 15:35,
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If you'd met him you'd realise what a twat he is. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 15:21,
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If you tell me who you are
I will not tell a soul. Honest guv.
( Monty Boyce 'Bacon sandwich please chef', Thu 29 Mar 2012, 15:53, ignore, delete, archive, reply)
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How can you be al if he's in York !?!?!YOURE SOMEBODY ELSE
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 15:09,
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Guess which "will dish it out but throws a spak if they get the slightest bit back" mental ex-poster this is?re: If you have some problem with me
It's been more than once and you know it. I don't appreciate it, but thank you for the apology. Not in the mood for jokes at the moment, so I might be more sensitive than usual.
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@ re: If you have some problem with me
I sniped once and I picked you as the least likely to be considered big old or deformed and hence the most likely to take it as the joke it was intended. If you were offended I apologise.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains Utterly Custard Groovy, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:24)
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then just say so. Otherwise stop sniping.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 15:26,
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I'm sure he was thicker-skinnedhe'd pretty much have to be.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 15:31,
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Although there is a connection between bert and this poster(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 15:35,
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Bingo.Having exchanged gazzes with a few other people I discovered she'd send that sort of thing whenever anyone had a pop at her.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 15:42,
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lol I got thatblub blub blub blub
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 15:48,
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Yepsomewhat hypocritical given how she posted (and her antipathy towards HSH threads)
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 15:51,
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I had a nice chat with her via gazMaybe it's just you (and everyone else)
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 15:58,
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She told me all about Bert being a bit "special"(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 16:01,
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I'm pretty sure I knew a long time before anyone else aside from Becky knew.He kind of gazzed me to talk about it. I say kinda, he did. And I didn't say anything because it wasn't my place to say anything.
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time to bust that bad boy out(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 16:13,
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besides I'd have to trawl through about 5 years of gazzes to find the right one, and I'm not doing that. there were a LOT of gazzes from him.
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but we'll all love you for it, and he's gone, and everyone knows about it now anyway(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 16:15,
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No.I feel like a bad person as it is just admitting I knew and didn't tell anyone.
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 16:23,
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By posting it here, you would be righting that wrong.Then your conscience will be clear.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 16:24,
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I vote in favour of leaking the Bert files(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 16:25,
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We're up to 10,000 thises nowSurely that counts for something?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 16:27,
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it would have been easier to guess if you'd left their name on the copy and paste(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 15:29,
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That's where the guessing comes in(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 15:30,
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 15:32,
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re: what happens when I gaz you?
Try switching the computer off and going for a walk.
( God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 15:09, ignore, delete, unarchive, reply)
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Sent To God:
what happens when I gaz you?
(PsychoChomp
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he's my favourite modhe totally smote ryan bury
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 15:30,
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I have clearly been wasting my time here on the front end of the site.I should have been getting drunk and gazzing everyone my thoughts.
Sorry, I'll try harder in future.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 15:36,
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I have some that would destroy some people personas(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 15:37,
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I only get nice gazzesNo fucking tit ones
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 15:38,
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If I push my pecks together and take a really close up photo it looks a bit like a hairy fannyshall i send you a picture of that?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 15:39,
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Are you referring to missives of undying love from Mr Boyce?It's obvious that his "hatred" of you is all a front for his true feelings.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 15:39,
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It's more than one person, and the one i'm thinking of isn't actually from Monty at all(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 15:40,
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You've given so much away now that you might as well post it.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 15:42,
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it's the cocktease that I'm disappointed in most CHASE ME CHASE ME
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 15:44,
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It's nothing but love for Nakers on the gaz(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 15:46,
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He has yet to post any proof.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 15:51,
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I know the truth in my heart and that's enough(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 15:54,
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My first gaz (I think) was from MontyYou have impeccable taste,
I congratulate you.
( Monty Boyce 'Bacon sandwich please chef', Fri 29 Jan 2010, 11:52, ignore, delete, unarchive, reply)
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 15:37,
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I thought so too*examines scrotum*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 15:39,
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urgh*looks more closely*
I think you should get that checked out cow.
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Y'know, the little message bar at the top of my screen turned red saying I had a gaz.And for one horrified moment I thought you really had cock gazzed me.
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hahaha!I can't find my camera
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 16:23,
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My first gaz was from The Riddler I'd commented on his QOTW entry about proposing to his fiancée at halftime at a football match, as I was at that match. The need to comment was what got me to sign up in fact.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 15:39,
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he's some bloke that proposed at halftime in the middle of the pitch at The Hawthorns(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 15:52,
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I was, as it happens.(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 16:21,
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www.b3ta.com/questions/gooutwithme/post230766
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 16:28,
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Here you go folks. A sweaty handed one from 2009. Hullo you sweet young thing
Fancy a date with a REAL man?
A real OLD man?
I could perve you up really good, I could.
And to paraphrase Rolf, "Do you know who it is yet?"
No more clues, but don't tell anyone who I am. This persona could be fun.
(Donkey Hotay Tilting At Windmills Since, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 11:51)
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In what way is Noel racist? Have I missed something?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 15:53,
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He's listed as a fan of the EDL on his facebook(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 15:54,
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I heard that he punched a Pakistani for being too inefficient.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 15:57,
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It's true - he sent virtually the same message to me when I joined.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 15:46,
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I don't know who that is.But a quick search reveals a very sexy profile pic: b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=58722
I can see why you were unable to resist his charms (I'm assuming you didn't resist, here)
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 15:55,
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"I could perve you up really good"*Adds that to the b3tan book of dating I'm writing*
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My first ever gazTMI
I took the liberty of translating your binary for you:
iÛ;·«wC»ºîï7v¦ó¸îZvÎíêÝÐîî»»ÍÝ©¼î;–?³»z·t;»®îówjo;Žå§lîÞÝî뻼ÝÚ›Îã¹iÛ;·«wC»ºîï7v¦ó¸îZvÎíêÝÐîî»»ÍÝ©¼î;–?³»z·t;»®îówjo;Žå§lîÞÝî뻼ÝÚ›Îã¹iÛ;·«wC»ºîï7v¦ó¸îZvÎíêÝÐîî»»ÍÝ©¼î;–?³»z·t;»®îówjo;Žå§lîÞÝî뻼ÝÚ›Îã¹iÛ;·«wC»ºîï7v¦ó¸îZvÎíêÝÐîî»»ÍÝ©¼î;–?³»z·t;»®îówjo;Žå§lîÞÝî뻼ÝÚ›Îã¹iÛ;·«wC»ºîï7v¦ó¸îZvÎíêÝÐîî»»ÍÝ©¼î;–?³»z·t;»®îówjo;Žå§lîÞÝî뻼ÝÚ›Îã¹iÛ;·«wC»ºîï7v¦ó¸îZvÎíêÝÐîî»»ÍÝ©¼î;–?³»z·t;»®îówjo;Žå§lîÞÝî뻼ÝÚ›Îã¹iÛ;·«wC»ºîï7v¦ó¸îZvÎíêÝÐîî»»ÍÝ©¼î;–?³»z·t;»®îówjo;Žå§lîÞÝî뻼ÝÚ›Îã¹iÛ;·«wC»ºîï7v¦ó¸îZvÎíêÝÐîî
Enjoy!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 15:42,
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'you are not the father of that child'(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 15:43,
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Here's me being a friend to the starscheers
for the comment, bud. Will try n post more shite on here asap. All the best, Ryan
( SpankyHanky, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 03:52, ignore, delete, archive, reply)
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 15:42,
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Are you saying Spanky, answers all of his "fan mail" in an attempt to accumulate more clicks?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 15:43,
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He got so much he had to employ a secretary to respond on his behalf.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 15:45,
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I wrote a stupid comment on one of his storiesas it didn't entail 'fuck off prick' he obviously took it as a hidden compliment.
It's a drunk gaz judging by the time
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 15:46,
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I assume your comment was laoded with sarcasm not picked up by Mr hanky?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 15:47,
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You should have befriended him, met up with him and done the rest of humanity a massive favour by punching him to death.You've let us all down here Rory. I hope you're sorry.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 15:48,
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his manors tufnell park, if I see him round there I'll mount the pavement(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 15:50,
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I fail to see how you'd get any sexual gratification out of that..(, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 15:55, Reply)
*shakes fist*Meddling kids
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 16:04,
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My work here is done*swishes cape*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 16:06,
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yeah it means to drive over himthat might make my willy stiff
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 15:57,
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None of THundercunts gazzes are that interesting, or suitable for main page posting, and I don't know where my ipad is so can't check the others. Shall I just fuck off?
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Just because you weigh the same as three peopledoesn't mean you should refer to yourself in the third person
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 15:54,
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Yeah well everyone else thinks it makes you look like a right cunt. (, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 15:57, Reply)
There she goes with the bullying again.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 15:59,
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re: Bullying
What an ungrateful horrible little turd. That is really really disgusting, Swipey!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 15:58,
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What the world needs now, is love, sweet love(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 16:01,
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Just reading about the RSA wicketkeeper who got hit in the eye with a bail and came across this gem of a phrase:"When the eye ball bursts open some of the contents of the eye are spilled out. He may have lost the lens or it may have separated. "
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 15:58,
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I read that earlier*squirms*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 15:59,
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the best of the lotis the toolrag doctor (no, not edmund) who started chatting me up. then his sister got hit by a drunk driver and was in a coma. lots of emails/messages flew around. before something made me suspicious.
bit of internet sleuthing later...... he was a mobile phone salesman. with a fiancee. who never had a sister. he turned up at my office to meet one of my friends with a big bunch of flowers. on the basis that he was pretending to be his own mate. when my friend queried this, because it was so screamingly obvious he was shifty, he said that his "mate" was a real doctor, honestly, he had delivered the "mate's" baby in a snowstorm by the side of the road....
jesus.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 16:03,
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mwahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 16:05,
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not my matehis fictitious fucked-up mate maybe
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 16:05,
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I think probably best not to ever meet anyone from the internet(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 16:05,
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PTSD can take quite a while to kick in, so don't be complacent yet,(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 16:10,
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Maybe I have that stockholm syndrome thing, cos I actually miss a fair few of you fuckers.(, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 16:12, Reply)
I'm sure it's ok to meet some of themBut I don't think you have to have sex with them, which I think is where 'Swipe appears to be going wrong.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 16:07,
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As soon as you're aked she'll bully your genitals(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 16:10,
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Clamp the testicles and tie them up, and then leave them there all day while I go shopping with their credit cards. I'd say that's a good way to bully genitals.
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yes, having sex with people from a website known for attracting mentally ill people sounds like a right laugh(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 16:10,
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She only fucks the gayers. So NA should watch out.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 16:08,
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this is a statement that I can really get behind(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 16:07,
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You two should meet up for drinks or something.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 16:13,
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What was it that made you suspicious?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 16:07,
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When are we going drinking again?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 16:09,
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I am around in the evening. Will gaz you.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 16:26,
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Looks like I am :o((((((Rather do Friday though.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 16:30,
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Did either of us invite you?LolJoke.
Friday works a bit better for me too.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 16:33,
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You great big Mary.First round is on you.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 16:37,
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You said you'd never tell them about that.massive sadface, online, right here.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 16:35,
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send me the gazzez and I'll post them, that way you didn't do it(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 16:26,
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Ok, how about you gaz then to a sockpuppet I'll set up[, that way everyomne will simply think they are my gazzez?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 16:39,
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It's a big callre: Bobby V Rory
Fuck knows mate. I can tell you that should Bobby and Rory ever be in the same room together, one of them is leaving in an ambulance, and my money is on Rory.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 16:38,
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I knowstart a new thread Q it's the only way
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 16:39,
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last thread of the day?you mental? no-one ever likes the last thread
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I've only gone and started a new thread. Yeah it will be shit I know.
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I miss Ding. :(re: No need
Dont self-indulgely do some wrongness actually you wouldnt like to do just for a kind of feelings!
Because in fact some kind of wrongness once you did has no way to be made up in the rest of your life indeed;and some sorrow/scar you got you would never forget too.
You have no reason to make life be so miserable
intentionally,its said:yan li you shi,san jie zhai;xin li wu shi,yi chuang kuan.
=when theres annoyance in your eyes,then the problems even come from your preexistance,this life and eternity;when theres no annoyance in your mind,even though you sit on your bed,you still feel its so wide as if travelling through.
Really it is so,really.
(Nur wenn du versteht wirst,du bist einsam nicht mehr., Fri 20 Apr 2007, 05:27)
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 10 Jul 2012, 21:49,
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