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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Best thing you ate or drank this weekend?
Alt: ever sharted in public? I bet you have. I bet you enjoyed it as well. Filthy cunt.

AltAlt: I don't care about your lunch. Twat.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 12:34, 166 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
prick

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twat.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 12:38, Reply)
I sharted in your wife's cunt
wanker
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She told me how small your genitals were and how you smelled of Domino's pizza and stale sweat.
cock
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 12:39, Reply)
she told me you just have a small clit and smell of campbell's vegetable soup.
prick.
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She also mentioned to you that you were wearing 5 crucifixes and muttering about needing more Jesus in your pitiful Scottish existence.
twat
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 12:53, Reply)
I put some of the fucking holy spirit into her and no mistake.
I sure nailed her to a cross.
wanker.
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You win. I cannot compete.

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*gallic shrug*

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 12:37, Reply)
I hope you enjoyed your cake on Saturday

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 12:41, Reply)
Steak. Medium rare with garlic butter.
Alt: once, when ill and not within running distance of a bog.

altalt: cock
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 12:38, Reply)
Battered you fucking prick.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 12:39, Reply)
PD you fucking cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 12:50, Reply)
Steak and Ale pie with mushroom and smoked bacon in
Served with Dauphnoise potato

Alt:
I just managed to make one of our Customer Services girls almost shart in Sainsburys by creeping up on her and annoucing she was under arrest
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 12:41, Reply)
I had a car full of guys do that thing
where they drive past you whilst you're walking and scream out the window out you.

Usually I jump a mile at sudden noises but this time I didn't and I stared at the guy and he was all like ":("
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you should have gesticulated wildly while smoking a gitane

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Needs MOAR striking

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Darth?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 12:48, Reply)
always!

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I threw an onion at him.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 12:44, Reply)
Zut Alors

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 12:46, Reply)
ah told im iz wine was like ze pizz of an old geriatric nun with a bladder infection.
zat told im!
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Zat iss nut mah dog

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the bumb?

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cato you fool!

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haha! nice.

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I fucking love the Pink Panther films

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 12:53, Reply)
not the remake though, that was a right abortion.

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I do not accept Steve Martin

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 12:57, Reply)
Why does kato look like cat from red dwarf?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 13:38, Reply)
Was it due to your beheading on Saturday?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 12:44, Reply)
One of your really hard stares?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 12:44, Reply)
Yeah, on account of how dead scary I am.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 12:45, Reply)
You're turning into Monty
turn eas
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 12:42, Reply)
christ almighty julian clary, give it a rest!

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What's an almight?
Is that like a gestalt dust mite?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 12:47, Reply)
Almight be going bald

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spellingz peduntryz is well LOZ.

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Nah mate
Tired gay jibes is teh funniezt
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so stop playing up to it then.
bender.
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By the same logic
LEARN TO SPELL
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yes but it don't bover me ut al aboot the spllingz
you seem to join in with the gay jokes one minute then get all flounce the next.
make up your mind woman!
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The gay jibes don't bother me
I'm just pointing out that they're so yesterday you might as well be rocking a mullet and playing Final Fantasy VIII*

*Cos VII was good enough to warrant playing again, you see
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I had a nice home made lasagna on Friday.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 12:42, Reply)
A good lasagna is a true joy
/Garfield
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 12:46, Reply)
There appears to be a contradiction between your main question and your AltAlt
The best thing I ate this weekend was today's lunch.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 12:47, Reply)
Made myself a veggie dansak on Saturday night, that was fucking lovely
Ms Foxtrot never gets to try my curries as they usually have fish in them, and I bet she never will again. She looked like a dragon had taken up residence in her head.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 12:48, Reply)
Make one generic curry sauce then split it
Pimp one half with meat and chillis
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fuck that, the miserbale bitch can learn to like fish.

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I could do that
but I won't
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 12:53, Reply)
worst impression of Meatloaf EVER.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 13:00, Reply)
You wouldn't say that if you could see me

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 13:02, Reply)
Best thing I ate? Your wife's ass.
Fuck you.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 12:49, Reply)
does this also answer the shart question?

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yes.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 12:52, Reply)
ew!

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one of your five a day.

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One of your number two a day

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In other news
I noticed that rail tickets for travel to London in September are dirt cheap at the moment.

If only there was something to do when there.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 12:52, Reply)
Do Monty?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 12:53, Reply)
If there were some details available about this bash
I could make some plans about getting there.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 13:04, Reply)
What do you think you need to know?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 13:22, Reply)
I don't know
I just wanted some attention.
Looking again at the calendar I see that there is a time on it (which I hadn't noticed before) and Monty has already given a rough location for the venue, so I think I probably know all I need to know.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 13:29, Reply)
Just had a guy perch on my desk without asking
Is it unreasonable of me to find this rude?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 12:52, Reply)
Go all Tour De France on him and scatter your desk with tacks

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 12:53, Reply)
Yes, considering how rude you French types normally are.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 12:54, Reply)
just ignore him unless he pronounces every word correctly.

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Was he talking to you or someone else?
if it was someone else, you would have been wewll within your rights to stab him witha pencil
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Someone else.
His arse touched my coat :((((
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 13:11, Reply)
Zut alors!
make a complaint to HR and then go on strike until he is fired
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It's difficult because he was
occupying my desk. I had a powerful urge to collaborate with him.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 13:13, Reply)
Le Lol

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 13:15, Reply)
Some nice single malts.
I tend to keep off the spirits, but these were too nice.
Ardgeg, an Islay one, a 15 year old Speyside, and Dalwhinnie, for you connoisseurs.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 16 Jul 2012, 12:53, Reply)
I quite like Dalwhinnie.
I was drinking Auchentoshan this weekend.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 12:55, Reply)
Every time you mention that it sounds like a German porn move

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 12:56, Reply)
what, Auchentoshan?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 12:59, Reply)
Jawohl

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 13:01, Reply)
a pasta and beans thing
I made it myself as well.

How are you cunts, today? Why is it STILL FUCKING RAINING?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 12:55, Reply)
I wore my new sunglasses
SORRY
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 12:55, Reply)
fuck you, buddy
put on your new cagoule tomorrow kthnx
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OK

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 12:58, Reply)
because mother earth is on her periods.

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More "rubbish is worth loadsa money" news
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-18831180
(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 12:56, Reply)
Tyred story is tyred

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 13:25, Reply)
turned all japanese on sat, it was fucking lush
if anyone is around the chelsea/kensington area at any point and wants japanese, you have to go.

alt: of course not. i'm not YOU.

altalt: tough shit. i have spicy moroccan vegetable soup from eat. about time too, as i did 90 mins in the gym before work, and i could eat a monkey's miscarriage.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 12:56, Reply)
japanese is well nice.
didn't someone shart on you?
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it really was
we had sushi and tempura and noodles and lots of sake
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I like beef cha-han, it's damn tasty.
small japanese restaurant in the town is well rockin, mini-mmps loves it too.
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beef cha-han pints of cum
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 13:13, Reply)
no, that's desert you fucking cretin.

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The Knobi Desert?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 13:23, Reply)
lolz

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the dinner date had something along those lines
loved it. and crabs. something with crabs in.

vegetarian shudders.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 13:19, Reply)
Your pubes?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 13:24, Reply)
why so crude, sporto?
why?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 13:24, Reply)
Too obvious not to post, sorry
All your up-close cloppergazzes show no crabs
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 13:26, Reply)
or pubes, come to that

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 13:37, Reply)
I thought I'd let you post that

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 13:38, Reply)
i don't think there is anyone here who regrets this conversation

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 13:42, Reply)
Nor the pics

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 13:45, Reply)
his beard?

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Shortly afterwards

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 13:26, Reply)
eatingfishfordinnerlolz

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This is good as swipe was a beard for a while

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 13:28, Reply)
no thanks

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 13:05, Reply)
like they'd let you into london
don't be silly
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 13:18, Reply)
not after last time anyway.
But they haven't kicked you out yet. Only a matter of time.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 13:26, Reply)
Alt:
b3ta.com/questions/unfinishedbusiness/post772784
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 12:59, Reply)
Delightful.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 13:01, Reply)
avacado, mango and prawn starter at the wedding i went to was lovely
alt: yes, I had to walk my bike a mile home

altalt: i had a philidelphia marmite and cucumber sandwich, and a ham, salami and salad sandwich and your mum.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 13:10, Reply)
Your sarnies are shit

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 13:26, Reply)
you're sarnies are all gay

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 13:27, Reply)
Ham hock and mature cheddar today
In your fucking face, cucumber boy
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 13:28, Reply)
bender
face arse
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 13:29, Reply)
I choose to read this as you insulting yourself

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 13:30, Reply)
I read it like you want to insert vegetables into me
bender
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 13:31, Reply)
JMG!
Ape wants you inside him
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 13:31, Reply)
I feel a bit sick now

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 13:33, Reply)
It's a bit depressing that the nicest thing I ate this weekend was a sandwich.
Edit: It was a mature cheddar, salami, jalapeño hummus and salad sandwich, though.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 13:16, Reply)
sandwiches are often underrated

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 13:20, Reply)
This^
I had a fucking lovely steak sarnie last week
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 13:24, Reply)
Very much this.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 13:47, Reply)
more apeloverage lols - well, ok, lol is a bit strong
www.b3ta.com/questions/burninhell/post1674279
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 13:20, Reply)
WHY DO HEADPHONES NEVER FIT PROPERLY?!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 13:26, Reply)
I don't know, "Prince Charles"

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 13:27, Reply)
becoz ur a bent spaz hth xx

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 13:27, Reply)
I thought my ears were immune

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 13:28, Reply)
Ear rape FTW

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 13:29, Reply)
put them in your ears, not up your arse.

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at least they won't fall out of my arse

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 13:28, Reply)
buttplug?

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NO ta

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 13:30, Reply)
nappy

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 13:30, Reply)
D'Nubz lols

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 13:31, Reply)
I'm off to the gym, I shall report back how the headphones perfrom

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 13:32, Reply)
eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 13:33, Reply)
make sure and txt me too. chrs m8

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I find in-ear ones get uncomfortable quite quickly, it's why I shifted to over ear ones.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 13:49, Reply)
Which is your preferred brand of waterproof trousers?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 13:55, Reply)
hi guys
just wanted to ask if you could turn the lols up a bit today, it's been a bit lol-lite on the board this morning and i'd like you to buck your ideas up
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I was just about to ask where you was

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 13:42, Reply)
i was goned, but i was done come back

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 13:42, Reply)
tell us a joke, quentin

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 13:42, Reply)
What is easier to pick up the heavier it gets?
Women.
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 13:45, Reply)
poor grammar and socially inaccurate
2/10
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 13:55, Reply)

women rachelswipe
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b3ta is rationed to one LOL a day.
those pricks on /board use it up by posting gifs of jedi's knocking shit over.
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jedis knocking shit over?
LOL!
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I NO RITE!!!!

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A gigantic pile of elephant dung, falling through the enclosure bars and burying a toddler on his first zoo visit.
AND, get this, right, IT'S ALL OBI-WAN'S FAULT!!! WHAT A CUNT!!!
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Had a lovely piece of salmon yesterday.
Not had it in ages, so it made a nice change.

Alt: Does in a pub bathroom count as public? If so, yes.

AltAlt: Picked up a cooked chicken from Tesco, had a couple of sandwiches, going to take the carcass home tonight, make soup. Any suggestions people can give me will be appreciated.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 13:46, Reply)
onions celery and carrots OBVS.

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 13:47, Reply)
Is celery a must?
I can't stand the stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 13:48, Reply)
Only for the stock then you can drain or blend.

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 13:49, Reply)
Cool cool

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 13:53, Reply)
Stock is better with it in.
Adds a peppery note to it. Bay leaves. Fry the halved onions until very brown first. I normally chuck in a few mixed herbs too - anything from the cupboard.

Start with cold water and heat up gently until just boiling. Skim off any shite that floats up as this will make your stock clearer. You can use a paper towel to remove the fat from the surface once you are finished too
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 13:55, Reply)
This ^
+ this

allrecipes.co.uk/recipe/1182/basic-chicken-stock.aspx
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 13:58, Reply)
Hmm
Not thought of putting ginger in. I have added soy and chilli when making a stock for chicken noodle soup before though
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:03, Reply)
First stock recipe I saw they can get to fuck if thay think I'm adding ginger.
On a new note The air conditioning unit in my office is awesome, I was bored so picked up the remote and have been messing with it.
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:07, Reply)
Ginger would be good for anything oriental or indian though

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:08, Reply)
Try adding a chilli-pepper unopened (scotch bonnet peppers are well wicked)

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