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So, Psychochomp is a little whiny bitch.Or is he?
Tell us your Chompy related tales.
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I bow to your greater internet 1337 skilzso have deleted my thread. I'll save if for another rainy day.
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 15:50,
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What should chickenlady watch on the telly as it's so hot.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 24 Jul 2012, 15:52,
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Nearly finished Season 6Colin Hanks is creepy.
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 15:56,
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I've seen the first few episodesAnd I can't really get into it. I think I got to where he'd killed the bloke in the cellar.
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:00,
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Hmm...might go back to it then. I'm currently working my way through Fringe - just finishing the first series.
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:08,
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Is that any good?I'm partway through downloading The Wire, I've heard it's incredible.
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I've watched the first episode of The Wire twice and still don't get it. I will persevere though because so many say it's brilliantFringe is junk, but fun junk. It's a little like The X Files but dafter.
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:28,
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extreme dangerwanking.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 15:55,
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there've been so many, Al.but of course, the sadly lost old favourite of cracking one out to a random alt.binaries.newsgroups image search on a really slow old dial-up was hard to beat. Can you finish before the image loads and you're scarred for life by hitting the vinegars to a picture of Maggie Thatcher eating cheese?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 15:59,
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Thats a Conservative dangerwank(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:00,
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Is it?I suppose it would be if you knew Maggie was coming.
The beauty of newsgroups was it could be filth, it could be a picture of a kitten. WHO KNOWS?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:02,
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I always liked the half downloadwhere DefCon Bongle was part 2/2 in the next message
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:03,
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Old Skool.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:05,
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fo sho'Netscape Navigator 4 FTW
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:07,
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Sadly, I had to use aXe to join them up as uuencoded files first originally(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:07,
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Who's been saying I'm a whiny bitch?Have you all been talking about me behind my back? I thought we were friends, but I see where I stand now, I have FEELINGS you know.
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That feeling when you're really drunk and naked on the toilet and you vomit and shit yourself at the same time.(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 15:52, Reply)
It's probably a reverse self blumpkin.fiver says it's on UD somewhere.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:06,
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I have no chompy related talesI am very sorry.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 15:56,
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Chompy's a good egg.I once caught him helping some prick who was insensible with drink in the street by Euston Station.
The fucking charity poofter.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 15:57,
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+ "himself to"(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:00,
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I have no Chompy related talesother than him offering Excel based help to me. So cheers Chompy!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:01,
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YES HE FUCKING DID!TGB's lovely ex-company delivered me two towel rails for rather cheap
Huge they were too
Actually worked out as cheap as buying one from most other places I looked
SEE!! YOU SEE THAT YOU FUCKEN CUNTWIPE!!
NOW YOU CAN SEND ME A FUCKING APOLOGY!
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he didn't specify that buying one was as cheap as buying twothere's alot of ambiguity in his posts
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there may be a certain amount of uncertainty of that we can be sure
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Fish and chips for tea!Get the fuck in
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:14,
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Fat cunt.My lamb chops will be far healthier. This will make up for the packet of biscuits I ate.
Shall I go swimming tonight sporters? Or go for a run?
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SwimRunning will be unbearable tonight
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:22,
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There's also the time Lampers lamped him. That was LOL.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:14,
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I have a feeling that's why crow doesn't post here anymore. Too afraid.(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:15, Reply)
He can't post with broken wrists.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:18,
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Crow's wrists resemble a pigeon's head when you snap the tendons in their legs.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:20,
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I imagine whenever he does anything wronghe's all like "oh gosh and darn, I brike that thing in the hice"
and she's all like "Woi Oi oightta...*shakes fist*"
and he's all "nnngg ...*cower*"
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Kroney, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:23,
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Does she beat him?I heard she beats him if he doesn't do what he's told.
I heard she has a sock full of seville oranges that she uses to beat him.
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I'm not saying that's what happened. I'm just saying I wouldn't be suprised.(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:19, Reply)
They're actually snooker balls(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:20,
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That's me. And it's tangerines. (
chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:30,
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Yeah, but you don't hit PJM over the head with themyou just force feed him until he shits himself.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:39,
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Because that's more entertainingAnd I'm all about the entertainment.
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:42,
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I've just been offered the job I interviewed for today.Should I have a beer in the garden?
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:43,
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I think you ought to have TWO beersGo on, push the boat out.
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:46,
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Oh, go on then... twist me arm.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:48,
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The answer to "should I have a beer in the garden"Is always "fucking yes", DG.
Unless it's "should I have wine, beer or gin in the garden?"
In which case it's "all fucking three, motherfucker"
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:46,
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You can keep the gin.The other two, however, I'm all over like a dose of the pox.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:47,
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To think I respected you.And you don't even like gin.
For shame.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:51,
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Never acquired a taste for it. Same with whisky / whiskey. Can't stand the stuff.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:54,
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WELL TRY HARDER.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:55,
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SHAN'T! I've tried and succeeded enough for one fucking day.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 24 Jul 2012, 17:08,
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Unless it's fucking tipping it downthen the beer might get diluted
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:51,
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It's proper bollocks stuck to inner thigh weather here.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:52,
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Ah, yes, the weakness in the argument.I was assuming it wasn't raining. And that there actually was a garden, for that matter
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:52,
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We have a garden. And see above.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:53,
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Luckily I still have six bottles of Wychwood ales left in the kitchenwhat I purchased from Aldi on Friday for the princely sum of £2.99 per four pack.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:51,
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I have some stout that's been bottle conditioning for about a week... maybe it'll be ready.(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:52, Reply)
Only one way to find out, eh?(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:52,
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ok, you i owe an apology tosorry i was mean to you and your girlfriend, i hope i didn't cause any distress
xxxxx
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I just think the trust between us has gone now Quint, I don't think I'll ever be able to open up to you again.(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:27, Reply)
I WAS NICE TO YOU!I WAS SERIOUSLY FUCKING NICE TO YOU AND THIS I HOW YOU REPAY ME!!!!
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:29, Reply)
no thanksit's so sunny tonight and my stupid pregnant friend has just cancelled on me. so i have to go running instead. this SUCKS.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:32,
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not farabout 3 miles plus 30 mins on the cross trainer and 15 mins on the bike. i'd like to use the rowing machine, but it makes my knee clicky :(
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:50,
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Monty, why didn't you tell me your brother was in town?www.aboutmyarea.co.uk/Buckinghamshire/Milton-Keynes/MK9/News/Local-News/227559-Man-Attacked-With-Samurai-Sword-In-Milton-Keynes
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Now you've blown his cover. Well done Chompy.I'm starting to see why so many people detest you now.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:37,
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'Police are not hunting a man today...'(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:39,
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I don't know much about this fellaIt feels like it should at least be Wednesday by now, fuck you Tuesday!
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:40,
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At lunchtime I opened a bottle of tomato ketchup that had been sitting in the sun Went off like a bomb. I looked like an extra from Holby City.
Having cleaned up as best I can I now just look like my carer turned her back and I got into the fingerpaints.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:50,
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It wasn't my own personal ketchupbut rather that of the establishment I was eating at.
Amazingly* this is not the first time this has happened to me.
*may not amaze
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:52,
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or just not use exploding ketchup.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:54,
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I try, Badge, I trybut it keeps finding me.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 17:08,
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^thissalad cream in the fridge, ketchup and brown sauce in the cupboard.
*tuts* These bloody southerners, they don't know what they're doing.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:54,
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Salad Cream in the fucking bin, ta.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:55,
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You don't half do seduction aggressively down your way, b3thers.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:59,
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Just don't cut me.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 17:02,
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I don't know chompy, and therefore have no chompy-related tales.Except I used to think he was a cunt and then he was nicer to me and I was nicer to him and I stopped thinking he was a cunt. Now I just want us all to get along. Except quentin. I still think he's a cunt.
I am so fucking hot, and I've been doing a lot of menial physical labour today. I'm sweating like a fat lass who's done a lot of menial physical labour.
I tell you, it's days like this I'd really love to have a swimming pool. And not have to clear out houses and wash windows and go to the tip and then cook dinner.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:50,
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NO YOUR A FUCKEN RETARD FOR NOT READING SPORTSCOW'S POSTS PROPERLY(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:55, Reply)
I FEEL LIKE YOUR TRYING TO MAKE THE REALITY BACKWARDS TO WOT IT WAS!(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:57, Reply)
it is quite clear in sportscows posts that he was not being totally clear about what he meantsporto and kroney agree with me
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I don't mean to stab a brother in the backbut Kroney doesn't have the first fucking idea what you're on about.
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Kroney, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 17:00,
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YOU CLEARLY WEREN'T IT WAS LOCALBOY, HE AND SPORTO BACKED ME UPAND AS SPORTSCOW WAS THE GUY WHO DID THE POST
I WIN
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How can I have understood what he meant if it wasn't clear form the 2 posts?It was fucking obvious.
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at no point did he say that two rails were bought at the price of one(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 17:16, Reply)
Much as I hate to take sidesthis is most entertaining, but.
if you only read Sportscow's last post, it sounds like one, but if you read the previous two the words "two" and "both" imply two.
Context is everything.
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Remember this classic?b3ta.com/questions/randomactsofevil/post1537114
Don't know why I suddenly thought about it.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:55,
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Yeah,reminds me of this one b3ta.com/questions/pe/post573826#post574151
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i like that one, she mentions having breastsand not telling on her teacher for some reason
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Nah it's fine, they all do that.My PE teacher cupped my balls whilst he was talking about the correct way to climb a rope.
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Kroney, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 17:20,
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actual roffle.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 17:25,
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One of your best posts ever in that one.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 17:06,
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The best bit was that guy's bemused return"did they still have lead pencils in 2002?"
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Kroney, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 17:09,
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Also 'do I want to know what a gayer is?'(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 17:11,
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I guess it's some kind of inside joke he's missing, or something.(
Kroney, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 17:14,
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I accidentally clicked 'I like this' as I was trying to scroll down the page.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 24 Jul 2012, 17:54,
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