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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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bwah hah hah ha!
http://thatslikewhoa.com/custom-vulva-portrait-necklaces/ Pretty much as NSFW as it sounds...

"e-mail 2-3 photos of your Vulva to:"

Yeah, okay. Of course, random weirdo off the internet. I'll send you shots of my crackbox. What a fucking racket, eh readers?

Alt: Would you wear a piece of jewellery modelled on your own genitalia? What about that of your other half/parent/sibling?

AltAlt: Same sex marriage - why should/shouldn't 'teh gays' be allowed to be as miserable as the rest of us?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:02, 222 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I don't see how they could be sold in vending machines, even in Japan.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:03, Reply)
They aren't.
It's a myth put about by the Ku Klux Klan in an attempt to raise money for Marlboro.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:06, Reply)
I thought that was it,
I've been reading battereds truth blog set up after people kept insisting we'd landed on the moon.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:07, Reply)
God people are such mugs.
You can see the flag waving!!! He-llooo??? They need to WAKE UP.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:09, Reply)
Yeah and the LRO took a picture the other day of their lies
This photo is actually a black and white close up of a teenagers face
www.theregister.co.uk/2012/07/30/lro_spots_apollo_flags_still_flying/
(PsychoChomp, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:10, Reply)
*nods*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:14, Reply)
I have a truth blog? I didn't know this.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:09, Reply)
that's what you WANT us to think.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:10, Reply)
Gays?

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:26, Reply)
Thanks to Woman's Hour yesterday I now know about
The Great Wall of Vagina
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:05, Reply)
that one was doing the rounds at work
its Art don't cha know
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:07, Reply)
they look like some kind of alien creature
vulvas don't half look funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:06, Reply)
like those people on ebay who sell magic spells
pay me a tenner and i'll cast a spell for you.

is anybody dumb enough to fall for that?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:07, Reply)

yup, got a link?
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:09, Reply)
www.ebay.com
clue was in the question, bobster
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:10, Reply)

I was playing along to make look good, Swipester
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:12, Reply)
oh
well have a spell cast for me then, ta.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:18, Reply)

I couldn't find one for turn the gay ex into a hetero love machine, soz bbz x
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:23, Reply)
i worked with someone who was going to send £100 to a woman who would then post him a dog.
from the isle of man. never underestimate the stupidity of people.
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:10, Reply)
christ
it's like a living advert for sterilisation
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:11, Reply)
When everybody knows it would be from the Isle of Dogs

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:27, Reply)
or people who sell CD roms of stuff
that's free legally on the net anyway.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:10, Reply)
my boss once made me wind up a nigerian scam to see how far it went
it was basically along the lines of: we want to buy your motorbike, but our chequebook has run out of cheques. so you send us the bike and you send us the money to pay for shipping, and then we'll transfer the money to you.

he kept making me reply to tell them the bike was in the post and the money had been transferred. they were hysterically excited at having hooked a fish.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:13, Reply)
wait, SIBLING?
and my marriage is very happy, thank you.

*goes off in a huff*
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:09, Reply)
Must be, you're practically shitting rainbows every day on here.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:11, Reply)
i am FULL of joy, chompy.
joy pies

before anyone else goes to the effort.
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:34, Reply)
Just because Mark Chadwick looked at your section of the audience
doesn't legally mean you are married, I'm afraid.

Sorry to be the bearer etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:14, Reply)
I read that as Mark Chapman
and wondered if Janet was one of those women who write to imprisoned murderers.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:29, Reply)
I read it as Mark Chadbourne
but I think only me and Gonz have read those books
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:31, Reply)
I read it as Mark Chadwick
because that is what it says there.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:32, Reply)
show off
I don't know who he is
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:37, Reply)
He's in the Levellers

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:37, Reply)
he's all fat and grey and grizzled now.
but i still would. i'd just make him wear a mask of his own face from 1994.
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:38, Reply)
i've met him twice, i'll have you know.
photographic evidence and everything. AND he licked my hand at brixton jamm last year. we're SO married.
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:34, Reply)
I think bollock earrings
would be interesting. On someone else
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:10, Reply)
I wear mr b3th's quite regularly.
Nice dangly earrings.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:17, Reply)
do they tickle your shoulders?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:19, Reply)
Knees.
They rest just alongside my pendulous old lady tits.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:20, Reply)
*something about a matching pearl choker*

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:20, Reply)
Something about asphyxiwanklols

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:21, Reply)
perfect

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:23, Reply)
ew no
alt ew no
altalt: omgz i got into an argument on teh internets about this yesterday, I have a shit load of lesbian friends, seriously it's strange how many there are around here, they should be allowed but it's fucking yeeaaarrrs from happening here, good ol' shitty ass virginia denying people their rights since ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:14, Reply)
It's not far off here.
Scotland have already said they will in 2014 I think.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:16, Reply)
I'm thinking 2050 for Virginia. Maybe.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:18, Reply)
This is good news.
One of my best friends is one of those frightful gays, and I'd love to go to her wedding. After all, she and her missus came to mine.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:19, Reply)
At least your bigots are up front about their stupid predjudices
Over here we have people saying "There are more important things to worry about" and "It's just not an important issue so best to leave it the way it is".
(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:19, Reply)
my mom still calls my friends girlfriend her "friend".
"Oh is Ami still with her friend?"
"Her GIRLFRIEND? Yes."
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:26, Reply)
At least she's trying
she could be saying "Is that disgusting stain on humanity who will surely burn for her sins still with her 'friend'?"

That would be worse
(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:27, Reply)
It's true. She's just gotten into watching Lost Girl and there's loads of lezzie action in that.
So, she's coming around.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:33, Reply)

STRIKETHROUGH around END STRIKETHROUGH
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:34, Reply)
That's why I watched it
Ksenia Solo is v hot.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:39, Reply)
altalt: am i missing something?
why do gay people want to get married in a place full of people that have said they don't believe in it?
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:19, Reply)
there are several denominations supporting gay marriage.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:21, Reply)
I also know a girl who's twin sister is a gayer, and she's getting married at her church (where she is,apparently, a regular worshipper)
and that's in NORWICH!
Not CofE though. Something baptist, or one of them clappy ones.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:24, Reply)
to be fair, if it's norwich they're probably just glad she's not marrying her brother.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:36, Reply)

glad disappointed
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 20:56, Reply)
people mostly believe it's not their right to judge and that god loves everyone so why not, etc
but then there are those that are all IT'S AN ABOMINATION!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:27, Reply)
the latter probably represent about 5%
but they are the noisiest and everyone likes a big fight
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:28, Reply)
I would love it if it actually came to a fight
They just put all the nutjobs in a pit with all the gays and the last team standing got their way.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:29, Reply)
What gets me about homophobes
is that they assume anyone gay will obviously try to bum them.
It's quite a stretch that anyone would find these people attractive to start with, but as far as I know, most gay people are quite capable of restraining themselves from habitual rape.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:32, Reply)
And they aren't all nonces either.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:33, Reply)
You're thinking of priests and scoutmasters.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:35, Reply)
No, they are all nonces and rapists.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:36, Reply)
WHO ARE DEFINITELY NOT GAY
EVEN THOUGH THEY LIKE LITTLE BOYS
love how the catholics are most holy
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:38, Reply)
I don't know. I've had my boobs grabbed by several of them.
This must mean rape. Even though they find my bits disgusting.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:35, Reply)
Wear your bits in a lovely necklace
then everyone can tell you how beautiful your vulva is.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:37, Reply)
Why do lesbians find your bits disgusting?
Do you actually just have disgusting bits?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:38, Reply)
no no no!
I meant by the gay BOYS, not girls.
Though, they've grabbed me too. My old roommate looks at every woman's butt. And if you bend over, she will look!
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:39, Reply)
I guess the same reason straight people abuse their natural born right to do so??
because they're in love?
dozy twat.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:24, Reply)
The big christian argument seems to be that marriage is between a man and woman, for the purposes of procreation.
We got married knowing full well we had no intention or chance of having kids, which I suppose means that we're making a mockery of a holy estate.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:27, Reply)
The term "Argument" to me implies there is some form of rational jsutification for the position
but with christians, and lets not leave the muslims out of this, they are just as bad, the position is entirely based on bigotry, and the "argument" was cobbled together later to try and justify the position.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:28, Reply)
I like how you occasionally pretend to be clever and then you pretend you're throwing in a LOLcontreversial curve ball like this.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:26, Reply)
You know those Vivienne Westwood cock & ball cufflinks?
I am the basis for those and they are life size.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:14, Reply)
I don't know them, no.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:16, Reply)
They are right up your street.
Old Compton Street, obvs.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:18, Reply)
Back alley, more like.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:21, Reply)
missed the supernoodles thread and now i'm stuck with this shit
:(
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:21, Reply)
I like chicken super noddles
I had some chicken and herb ones the other day and they weren't very good. What ones do you like?
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:23, Reply)
wicked, i like chicken too, and beef
i think i had curry and bacon ones once too, they were alright.

been ages since i had supernoodles
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:25, Reply)
there was a supernoodles thread?!
Man, I used to eat those all the time before Tescos showed me a better way. People who eat pot noodles, though, should be dragged through the streets and flogged
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:23, Reply)
agreed, pot noodle is shit
fuck pot noodle, go team GB
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:25, Reply)
Chicken and mushroom pot noodles got me through my A Levels.
That and black coffee.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:28, Reply)
mushrooms can get to fuck too

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:28, Reply)
They can? Tasty beasts.

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:30, Reply)

Supernoodle sandwich, student banquet.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:24, Reply)
fat cunt

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:26, Reply)


(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:29, Reply)
ain't nobody trolling here
i can't say i ever ate a supernoodle sandwich, fat cunt
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:29, Reply)

how old are you Q?
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:30, Reply)
If he's old enough and believes in the loch ness monster etc can he join your gang Ray?

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:31, Reply)

No, 'cause to keep it authentic we need a black guy now.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:32, Reply)
i'm your age plus a few

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:33, Reply)
I like the mild curry ones

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:25, Reply)
livin' on the edge there, leggings

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:26, Reply)
Thanks Steve

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:28, Reply)
np, bbz

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:29, Reply)
ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM AND STEVE!

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:28, Reply)
what about madam and niamh?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:29, Reply)
i found an apple in my garden with a
worm in it like the ones in Mr Men books, today.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:30, Reply)
Did it have a smiley face?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:32, Reply)
and a hat and a bow tie

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:33, Reply)
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:32, Reply)
finding one in your poo :(

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:33, Reply)
Finding your wife in bed with your best mate?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:33, Reply)
finding half a worm

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:33, Reply)
bum AIDS?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:33, Reply)
Poverty, hunger, injustice?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:33, Reply)
Ebola

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:33, Reply)
Chicken and Mushroom Post Noodle

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:35, Reply)
the state of the greek economy

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:35, Reply)
pancreatic cancer

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:35, Reply)
Misplaced apostrophe's

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:35, Reply)
This subthread?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:35, Reply)
your wife not putting out for 6 months

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:35, Reply)
the french

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:35, Reply)
Finding a maggot in your mum's cunt?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:36, Reply)
Cold tea

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:36, Reply)
Loss of 3G signal?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:36, Reply)
german sausage

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:36, Reply)
Horrendous internet bullying?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:36, Reply)
Jokes that outstay their welcome

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:36, Reply)
Tricky's combover

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:36, Reply)
buying an apple product

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:37, Reply)
finding your mum dead in a pool of her own vomit and faeces?

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:37, Reply)
finding your mum dead in a pool of somebody else's vomit and faeces?

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:41, Reply)
Finding somebody else's dead mum in your vomit and faeces?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:45, Reply)
"I don't remember eating that!"

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:47, Reply)
you can't really dust for vomit.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:47, Reply)
theose calls you get about collecting PPI claims

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:37, Reply)
trying to imagine what existed before time

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:37, Reply)
Nuclear waste soup

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:38, Reply)
LARPing

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:38, Reply)
too far, man
too far
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:39, Reply)
slamming your cock in the car door

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:38, Reply)
anything by Oasis

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:39, Reply)
justin bieber?

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:39, Reply)
Claire from Steps's taste in men

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:39, Reply)
genital based jewellery

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:40, Reply)
Everything Peter Jackson has ever done

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:40, Reply)
Quentin

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:40, Reply)
:(

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:41, Reply)
the little white bits i keep finding in the bottom of my glass of water

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:40, Reply)
Hitler

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:41, Reply)
Britain's Got talent

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:41, Reply)
Tom Daley's teammate's diving

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:41, Reply)
the M4

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:42, Reply)
50 shades of anything

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:42, Reply)
Sebastian Coe

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:42, Reply)
I hate sebastian coe

(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:43, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=G07sWzYObnk&feature=player_detailpage#t=58s
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:45, Reply)
oh god me too.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:46, Reply)
Malc when he sings, and he's staring at you, really intently in the eyes like a rapist

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:43, Reply)
BOAT LOL

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:43, Reply)
See, it's not funny when you do it.
I don't know how you manage to get it wrong, but it's just not funny.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:44, Reply)
every colin farrell film

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:43, Reply)
losing your pen

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:43, Reply)
clients who don't pay their bills on time

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:44, Reply)
that awful song by that ginger kid where they've sampled and raped the hell out of hendrix's All Along the Watchtower

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:45, Reply)
Mark Tomlinson's killer being found not guilty

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:45, Reply)
Actually this one particularly irks me.
Fucking Met Police Cunts.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:56, Reply)
worse than losing your pen?
priorities, Bazongaloid
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 16:24, Reply)
Chris FUCKEN Moyles

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:45, Reply)
those spaz olympics adverts where some prick thinks they're better than everyone else cos they've got a wheelchair

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:46, Reply)
Ultimate Frisbee

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:47, Reply)
I think you'll find we answered that one comprehensively, PJ

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:50, Reply)
Finding a parrot in your pineapple

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:51, Reply)
Questions about worms and apples

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:52, Reply)
finding a thalidomide doing parkour in your washing machine

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:53, Reply)
I've just logged in especially to say how much I love this

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:57, Reply)
Don't tell him, but I do too.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 1 Aug 2012, 16:00, Reply)
then it's obviously never happened to you :(
1 out of every 70 people in the UK have suffered from TDPIWM every day
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 16:03, Reply)
Fuck.
I'd better go check my machine now.

I'd better not find Dozer in there....
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 1 Aug 2012, 16:05, Reply)
And yet the so-called 'goverment' do nothing to help.
NOTHING!

It makes me ashamed to be Cornish it really does.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 16:05, Reply)
Surrealist POTD

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 16:00, Reply)
klikin dis

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 16:01, Reply)
PEOPLE WHO ASK RHETORICAL QUESTIONS

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:55, Reply)
finding out that your wife is having an affair
and you aint the dad to your two kids
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:58, Reply)
Are you suggesting this has happened to Battered?
Are you implying that his wife was already pregnant with someone else's child when she met him and then pretended it was his so the guilt made him marry her?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 16:03, Reply)

i guess when you put it like that
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 16:10, Reply)
Finding out that you've heard it wrong all these years
and The Cult have in fact never released a single called 'Glove Removal Machine'?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 16:04, Reply)
I embarrassed myself earlier by singing along to a paul weller song I'd always thought was about eating trifle
:(
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 16:05, Reply)
So what is Down in the Tube Station at Midnight really about then?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 16:09, Reply)
close tangles, but it was eton rifles we were thinking of
no caravan for you, but you do get our lovely pen and chequebook cover,t hanks for playing
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 16:11, Reply)
I've had a lovely time thanks Quent.
Can I just say a quick hello to all the girls at the factory?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 16:13, Reply)
no, fuck off

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 16:16, Reply)
I don't want any jewellery modelled on Janet Aylia.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:33, Reply)
LOL!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:33, Reply)
Seriously though, if anyone does want some jewellery modelled on my genitals, just gaz me and I'll send you the pics.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:39, Reply)

pics microfilm
(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:45, Reply)
Oh man I feel bad about my small penis now!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:55, Reply)
OH I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE.
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:38, Reply)
It wouldn't be modelled on mine, obviously
(how would you take a picture, for starters?) but this is pretty cool and I'd happily wear it.
(berk, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:38, Reply)
Use a mirror?
Lie down and angle the camera around the side of your bum?
lean forward and point the camera back towards you?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:42, Reply)
or use the self timer function
or a infra red remote release
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:43, Reply)
There really are a lot of options here
and that's not even supposing she asks her racist boyfriend to take a photo for her.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:45, Reply)
It's a heart
how would I, or he, for that matter, take a picture of any of my internal workings?
(berk, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:48, Reply)
welp, i think we all feel foolish now.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:49, Reply)
I feel the term SICK DURN DUDE doesn't even come close to describing just how foolish she has made us look

(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:52, Reply)
GOSH DURN IT.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:55, Reply)
Oh man, I wish I could type properly
then I wouldn't feel so silly right now.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:55, Reply)
It's so embarrassing, I feel bad for you.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:58, Reply)
I say berkypoos
did you ever receive the second lot of books I sent you?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:45, Reply)
I've just been and checked
and yes I have - I don't check that email address that often. Sorry for not saying thank you, and thank you.
(berk, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:47, Reply)
That's quite alright
Since you're the sort of person who normally says thanks my assumption was that you might not have seen them.

Hope you enjoy them
(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:51, Reply)
Are you just trying to show Bobby up now?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:58, Reply)
No, I'm making sure berk doesn't feel guilty for any perceived slight she may have thought I might have taken. Because I didn't.
Also, I'm not an incredibly petty cunt, so even if she didn't say thank you I wouldn't mind.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 16:04, Reply)
You've decided to be the bigger man.



as usual.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 1 Aug 2012, 16:07, Reply)
*joke about a gold ring*

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:39, Reply)
*arrests for misuse of Locog symbols*

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:42, Reply)
Well, that's Sonic Team fucked.
About fifty trillion lawsuits heading your way, sirs. Good luck with those.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:47, Reply)
+ eight counts every time you sing the Twelve Days of Xmas

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 1 Aug 2012, 16:03, Reply)
"On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
five gold circular items of jewellery that are in no way connected with London 2012 or the Olympic Games" has a nice ring to it.

Damn it.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 16:22, Reply)
yay cycling - 2 more medals
and some eye candy in the form of the swiss guy
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 16:04, Reply)
Where's your patriotic spirit, Cavy?
You should be eyeing up OUR man candy. Every time you cream at a foreign athlete, one of our lovely British kittens dies.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 1 Aug 2012, 16:06, Reply)
hmm, perhaps
but really, check out the swiss guy sat on the floor with a poorly shoulder
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 16:07, Reply)
I've heard that's how you like them.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 1 Aug 2012, 16:08, Reply)
damn right
makes it harder for them to get away
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 16:08, Reply)
A gold and a bronze in the time trials
WOO GO TEAM GB
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 16:05, Reply)
start a new thread

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 16:25, Reply)
Dunnit

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 16:33, Reply)
Get your bets in for 'Sports Personaility of the Year'

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 16:28, Reply)
SIR BRAD!

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 16:30, Reply)

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