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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Im interested in this articlewww.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-19281492 though Im more interested in Dominic Casciani's analysis on how he might try and make it to the airport without getting arrested.
Be imaginative, how might he make it out of the country and onwards to Ecuador
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THREADSTOMPER!!!!I reckon he'll release a swarm of weasels and while the police are going "FUCK! WEASELS!" he'll slip out the back door.
I doesn't matter anyway because once he's at the airport they just won't let him out until he's been arrested.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:11,
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I think I'm going to put myself on ignore.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:12,
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Oooh! Bullied by a mod!Who can I complain to?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:13,
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did you get stomped?i think he'll dress up as his sister with hilarious consequences
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:21,
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I'm more interested in people who can post a link properly, without it having a comma on the end.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:09,
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I think he's gone now.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:10,
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OI DAN DAN DAN YOU FUCKING RETARDIt's good manners if you're posting a thread to actually stick around and join in.
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You and Dan have teamed up and ruined my thread.I hope you're happy.
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Hey, is this the fourth time in a row you've been stomped now?(
Kroney, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:18,
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PsychoStomp See what I did there? Eh? Eh?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:22,
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Is he a /talker?It seems par for the course for the /qotw lot, but /talkers ought to know better :(
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Kroney, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:17,
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that would explain it thoughi mean, you don't post stories for the replies.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:22,
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Don't be sorryHe shouldn't come around here, forcing his BBC news links on people.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:37,
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I won't be forced to read about current eventsI WON'T!
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:41,
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I refuse to learn and you can't make me!Sounds like some of the kids I used to teach.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:44,
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Ignore the haters dan dan dan, you stick with iti always enjoy the links from the bbc website that I've already seen
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:36,
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It is shocking news. one of them is quite hot though, so she should be let off.
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It was a female judge though(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:41,
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They're guilty of having a shit name, anyway.I have never seen cats riot, ever. They're way too disorganised to sort out a rally and I'd like to see them make placards without opposable digits.
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Kroney, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:39,
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When do you reckon Madonna will fuck off?I mean...enough's enough surely?
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:41,
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I just wish she'd stop wearing leotards.Just that little concession would make all the difference.
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Kroney, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:42,
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She needs to stop making terrible pop musicand stop poking her nose into things she doesn't understand. She's just a mediocre 80's glamour model that got lucky. *Harumphs*
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:44,
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Yeah, but I reckonif she'd just cover up her leathery old minge a little more, then she and I could just get out of each others' grills, you know?
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Kroney, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:45,
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Oh sureShe stays out of my shit, I stay out of hers, sort of thing. Yeah, I dig it.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:46,
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See, I ain't got no real beef with herexcept that all the beef she's got is all up in my face every time I watch The Old Grey Whistle Test. Live and let live, I say.
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Kroney, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:48,
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I'm just disappointed in her more than anythingI remember reading an interview a few years ago where she said that she doesn't like modern pop music, doesn't like her own music, she's just going through the motions. I can't respect someone that has that little respect for what they do.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:50,
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You'd think she'd just retire.It's not like she's short a brass farthing.
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Kroney, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:52,
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Yeah, pretty good for a fridayMight have a little nap now.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:57,
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I guess when your self respect is that low, you probably don't feel like washing that much.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:52,
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Is this where I go "Not really I hate madonna LOL U TROLLED"I think that's how it works.
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yeahnothing says "fascinating banter" like a newslink
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:44,
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Is no one getting my point?He has to get to Ecuador, without being arrested. I actually think its a great talking point. Much better than sheds anyway.
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Are you not getting our point?You started the discussion then fucked off. But more to the point, you stomped Chompy's thread.
It is an interesting talking point, but good god man, you've got to play to the audience here.
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Also, WAH WAH! YOU'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT WHAT I WANT TO TALK ABOUT!
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:01,
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Yeah, I come across a bit harsh there don't I.Sorry Dan Dan Dan, I didn't meant it, I only want you know so you improve and we all enjoy a better standard of board.
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I meant him, not you.Although you're right, you are a terrible cunt too.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:06,
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I knowIt wasnt my intention to shout and run off.
But I had my mum visiting, and it would be bad form to get my laptop out and start chatting.
Bad timing all round.
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there are holes the size of the channel tunnel in this argumentwhy would you post a thread knowing your ma was just about to arrive?
are you in fact trying to distract people so that you can escape to ecuador?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:12,
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you must know as much as anyonethat they dont plan their visits... they just turn up.
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i'd be shocked if mine didgiven that she's been buried for 7 years...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:15,
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well then you need to train her betteri suggest a firm but fair system involving biscuits and an electric shock collar
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:20,
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you've only done it once,you're one of the good ones
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:01,
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Wow, I mean wow.
I go to post a link, my mum pops round, we chat, go back to my laptop and submit, I come back, and BOOOM.
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I assume that by 'popped' you mean 'sexed'and by 'round' you mean 'vagina'?
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:58,
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And by "I've" he means "We've all"(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:00,
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Unless by 'popped' you mean 'eaten'and by 'your Mums round' you mean 'a whole box of profiterols then had a cry'.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:02,
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Links is over there<---
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:57,
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I know, I knowI got a little excited.
I dont like to be called names... :(
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HI CHCB!I did some sprints this morning.
On a running machine.
I vibrated it so hard it was facing the wrong way when I finished.
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Dan Dan Dan, you seem like a man of the world. Help me with something.The girl on the table across the way from me has a skirt on and I am finding her legs extremely distracting. What do you think I should do? I feel like "put 'em away love, I'm struggling to concentrate" would send the wrong message.
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Kroney, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:58,
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Tell her she has nice legsThis has potentially two different effects: 1) she's embarrassed by your comments and covers up, or 2) She likes the attention and asks for some supplemental restraint.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:59,
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You think the addition of a second hat gives you the right to butt in with your opinion?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:02,
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No...no...I just get caught up sometimesLook, I didn't want to upset anyone. Just another fellow traveller, offering the benefit of his own experience.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:04,
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I'm trying to be inclusive herebut you pricks keep butting in with all your "opinions".
Wankers.
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Kroney, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:05,
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Nah, Twoey is alright.He just needs to keep his hats in check.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:07,
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There's not an awful lot I can do about thatThey're more in control than I am by this point. It's like Dr Octopus' robot arms.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:43,
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Just stare,stare and stare and stare. If she says anything start rubbing your crotch.
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I cannot see how seeing girls legs can be anything but a good thingWhat are you contentrating on which is more important than girls legs?
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She's married.I have an exceptionally strong moral compass.
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Kroney, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:02,
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Yeah, it's tits.He can probably see the slightest outline of nipple against her shirt.
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why would you want to give kroney a bongle?why?!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:05,
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holy crap what an imagewell, at least it should have distracted kroney from perving over his unfortunate colleague
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:08,
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Will you people please stop fantasising about me?I'm a person with thoughts and feelings and dreams. I am not a piece of meat.
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Kroney, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:09,
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unlike your colleaguewho is basically a pair of chicken drumsticks to you
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:10,
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go and serenade her with some of your beloved phil collinsthat'll get you sooooo laid
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:01,
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read that againit's not me who's bent, sunshine
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:10,
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Tell her she has nice shoes.Then say your ex girlfriend who was a model had a nice similar pair before she died in a car crash while you were flying your jet. You're unsure if you can love again. Ask her name, and when she tells you break down and say that was your dead girlfriends name.
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If she's married and a bit dim, then just take your belt off and slap it in your hands and saywant to reenact 50 shades of grey?
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is this someone who is not quite big enough to be a cunthorse?(
rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:02,
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No, Nakers is apparently quite tall.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:13,
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...I dont make the BBCIt was about Asange and the fact he will need to pull off the great escape to get to Ecuador...
OR he could just keep playing Xbox inthe embassy
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Ive only just seen that...wow, it makes it look really naff... should i keep it in or get rid?
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Look inside yourself, Dan dan danThe answer you seek is within.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:10,
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Sorry, I mean: remove the comma.Or don't.
Who cares?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:11,
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If it helps at allWhen I noticed that the link didn't work, I was able to identify fairly quickly what the problem was and remedy it myself.
And I'm by no means an expert, so don't sweat it, Dan3
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:23,
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rectified. Seems i used a ',' after the URL.. but B3ta code into the page including the comma.
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Horrendous internet bullying?Must be time for lunch. You've got low blood sugar and are getting irritable. I prescribe lunch, then a nap.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:03,
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...The fact i had my lunch was what got me into this little issueWhen i opened the question Battered was the only Off topic dicussion. When i submitted (albiet a short time afterwards Psychochomp had posted) I looked like a bit of a cock and wuined his post....
wasnt my intention.
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he needs help to ruin his posts?now THAT'S news.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:07,
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But there's about six open threads?Everyone must have you on ignore. Sorry to be the bearer and all that.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:11,
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Sorry - i dont follow youare they all open? or wouldnt that just be TALK?
Im confused. I thought if you had a genuine off topic dicsussion, here was the place to put it? I didnt see anyone talking about Assange.
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someone nearly killed their hamster by autoeroticallyasphyxiating it with a floral tie(
rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:06,
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i don't knowyou're the defendant, you tell the court. was it you?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:07,
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yeah...................... it wasn't........
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:21,
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Someone spat out their dummy,Everyone agreed Im a bully/cunt/ horse of somekind.
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Just find the biggest one and punch him hard on the nose.The rest will accept you for who you are after that.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:09,
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This is a good story www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/middleeast/syria/9481246/British-convert-to-Islam-vows-to-fight-to-the-death-on-Syrian-rebel-front-line.html
Especially the annecdote about the two indian jihadists.
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If that's a true story makes me more optimistic about the FSAsmart cookies.
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I like these Syrian rebelsthey seem to have their heads on right, from what I've read.
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Kroney, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:18,
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I quite like the idea that some grumpy bloke in hospital, saying "coming over here taking our wars"(, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:18, Reply)
If that sheikh from the other story and the grumpy old man in the hospital are in any way indicative of the typical Syrian rebel, then they're genuinely just trying to get read of an autocratic regime. They're not extremists and they're not targetting the individual members of the controlling minority. As wars go, that's a pretty positive one.
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Kroney, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:21,
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I think you linked to it, it was maybe a couple of days ago.Some rebel sheikh talking to one of his captives. He let him go see his mum on his parole.
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Kroney, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:27,
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I hope it turns out to be Sacha Baron Cohen doing some hilarious prank.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:24,
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Summary please, I don't like changing radio station in the middle of a segment.(, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:41, Reply)
Is it like that Iraqi Minister of Information or whatever that did the TV interview saying "we are winning " just as an M1 Abram trundled past behind him?
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Haha I loved that guy"We are winning, the Americans are being repulsed by our glorious armies. They are nowhere near the airport"
*rumblerumblerumble*
"..."
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Kroney, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:50,
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Nah, that was a reporter what got chained to a radiator in...Libya, I think?(
Kroney, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:56,
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*punches self*I actually almost answered this
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:01,
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I think someone should start 3 new threads(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:54,
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You are the office sex offender. Everyone thinks you're weird.Why don't you try getting yourself a girlfriend rather than lusting after your workmates and touching yourself in the toilet.
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so you simply wank at your desk while imagining Julian Assagne bending over and spreading his cheeks so you can touch yourself and do a winky-leak over him?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:05,
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I was actually going to point out that Al took part in that creepy Poppet subthreada couple of days ago. But then I checked and he didn't, so shut up.
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Kroney, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:06,
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Brayndedd come over from /talk especially to voice his displeasureI was all like "woah".
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Kroney, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:08,
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Did you touch yourself whilst you were checking?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:07,
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