Im interested in this article
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-19281492 though Im more interested in Dominic Casciani's analysis on how he might try and make it to the airport without getting arrested.

Be imaginative, how might he make it out of the country and onwards to Ecuador
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:04, 38 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

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I reckon he'll release a swarm of weasels and while the police are going "FUCK! WEASELS!" he'll slip out the back door.

I doesn't matter anyway because once he's at the airport they just won't let him out until he's been arrested.
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( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:11, Reply)

I think I'm going to put myself on ignore.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:12, Reply)

We'd all be grateful if you did.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:12, Reply)

Oooh! Bullied by a mod!
Who can I complain to?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:13, Reply)

THe opposite of a Mod?
Monty?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:17, Reply)

did you get stomped?
i think he'll dress up as his sister with hilarious consequences
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:21, Reply)

I'm more interested in people who can post a link properly, without it having a comma on the end.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:09, Reply)

I do the bbc news links Dan Dan Dan

(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:09, Reply)

I think he's gone now.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:10, Reply)

OI DAN DAN DAN YOU FUCKING RETARD
It's good manners if you're posting a thread to actually stick around and join in.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:11, Reply)

You and Dan have teamed up and ruined my thread.
I hope you're happy.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:15, Reply)

I feel awful

(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:17, Reply)

Hey, is this the fourth time in a row you've been stomped now?

( Kroney, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:18, Reply)

I think so, i h8 you all

(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:21, Reply)

PsychoStomp
See what I did there? Eh? Eh?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:22, Reply)

Please die.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:24, Reply)

Is he a /talker?
It seems par for the course for the /qotw lot, but /talkers ought to know better :(
( Kroney, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:17, Reply)

No, he's more a QOTWer I think.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:19, Reply)

that would explain it though
i mean, you don't post stories for the replies.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:22, Reply)

 
 
 

Cheers
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:37, Reply)

i like this

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:03, Reply)

I'm not clicking on that, I'm sorry

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:34, Reply)

Don't be sorry
He shouldn't come around here, forcing his BBC news links on people.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:37, Reply)

I won't be forced to read about current events
I WON'T!
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:41, Reply)

I refuse to learn and you can't make me!
Sounds like some of the kids I used to teach.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:44, Reply)

Ignore the haters dan dan dan, you stick with it
i always enjoy the links from the bbc website that I've already seen
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:36, Reply)

Pussy riot are guilty. I bet you didn't know that eh EH?!?!?!?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:38, Reply)

I can't believe they found them guilty.
That's so unexpected.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:39, Reply)

It is shocking news.
one of them is quite hot though, so she should be let off.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:40, Reply)

It was a female judge though

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:41, Reply)

Probably a bitter old dyke.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:41, Reply)

They're guilty of having a shit name, anyway.
I have never seen cats riot, ever. They're way too disorganised to sort out a rally and I'd like to see them make placards without opposable digits.
( Kroney, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:39, Reply)

When do you reckon Madonna will fuck off?
I mean...enough's enough surely?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:41, Reply)

I just wish she'd stop wearing leotards.
Just that little concession would make all the difference.
( Kroney, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:42, Reply)

She needs to stop making terrible pop music
and stop poking her nose into things she doesn't understand. She's just a mediocre 80's glamour model that got lucky. *Harumphs*
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:44, Reply)

Yeah, but I reckon
if she'd just cover up her leathery old minge a little more, then she and I could just get out of each others' grills, you know?
( Kroney, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:45, Reply)

Oh sure
She stays out of my shit, I stay out of hers, sort of thing. Yeah, I dig it.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:46, Reply)

See, I ain't got no real beef with her
except that all the beef she's got is all up in my face every time I watch The Old Grey Whistle Test. Live and let live, I say.
( Kroney, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:48, Reply)

I'm just disappointed in her more than anything
I remember reading an interview a few years ago where she said that she doesn't like modern pop music, doesn't like her own music, she's just going through the motions. I can't respect someone that has that little respect for what they do.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:50, Reply)

Plus, she looks unclean a lot of the time

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:50, Reply)

You'd think she'd just retire.
It's not like she's short a brass farthing.
( Kroney, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:52, Reply)

Exactly
then we can all go about our business
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:54, Reply)

Good chat, TH, good chat.

( Kroney, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:55, Reply)

Yeah, pretty good for a friday
Might have a little nap now.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:57, Reply)

I guess when your self respect is that low, you probably don't feel like washing that much.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:52, Reply)

Good point

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:53, Reply)

I don't have a problem with Madonna.
THERE I SAID IT
(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:43, Reply)

        
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:47, Reply)

OMG CHOMPY
Two hats is ignoring you.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:53, Reply)

Is this where I go "Not really I hate madonna LOL U TROLLED"
I think that's how it works.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:55, Reply)

        
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:57, Reply)

yeah
nothing says "fascinating banter" like a newslink
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:44, Reply)

Is no one getting my point?
He has to get to Ecuador, without being arrested. I actually think its a great talking point. Much better than sheds anyway.
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:56, Reply)

Are you not getting our point?
You started the discussion then fucked off. But more to the point, you stomped Chompy's thread.

It is an interesting talking point, but good god man, you've got to play to the audience here.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:59, Reply)

Also,
WAH WAH! YOU'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT WHAT I WANT TO TALK ABOUT!
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:01, Reply)

Yeah, I come across a bit harsh there don't I.
Sorry Dan Dan Dan, I didn't meant it, I only want you know so you improve and we all enjoy a better standard of board.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:03, Reply)

I meant him, not you.
Although you're right, you are a terrible cunt too.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:06, Reply)

I know
It wasnt my intention to shout and run off.

But I had my mum visiting, and it would be bad form to get my laptop out and start chatting.

Bad timing all round.
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:10, Reply)

there are holes the size of the channel tunnel in this argument
why would you post a thread knowing your ma was just about to arrive?

are you in fact trying to distract people so that you can escape to ecuador?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:12, Reply)

you must know as much as anyone
that they dont plan their visits... they just turn up.
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:14, Reply)

i'd be shocked if mine did
given that she's been buried for 7 years...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:15, Reply)

well mine isnt
and has a car.
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:19, Reply)

well then you need to train her better
i suggest a firm but fair system involving biscuits and an electric shock collar
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:20, Reply)

you've only done it once,
you're one of the good ones
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:01, Reply)

Wow,
I mean wow.

I go to post a link, my mum pops round, we chat, go back to my laptop and submit, I come back, and BOOOM.
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:55, Reply)

I've popped your mums round.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:56, Reply)

I assume that by 'popped' you mean 'sexed'
and by 'round' you mean 'vagina'?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:58, Reply)

And by "I've" he means "We've all"

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:00, Reply)

I dont' even know what to believe anymore.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:00, Reply)

Unless by 'popped' you mean 'eaten'
and by 'your Mums round' you mean 'a whole box of profiterols then had a cry'.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:02, Reply)

Links is over there
<---


( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:57, Reply)

I know, I know
I got a little excited.

I dont like to be called names... :(
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:00, Reply)

HI CHCB!
I did some sprints this morning.

On a running machine.

I vibrated it so hard it was facing the wrong way when I finished.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:00, Reply)

Dan Dan Dan, you seem like a man of the world. Help me with something.
The girl on the table across the way from me has a skirt on and I am finding her legs extremely distracting. What do you think I should do? I feel like "put 'em away love, I'm struggling to concentrate" would send the wrong message.
( Kroney, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:58, Reply)

Tell her she has nice legs
This has potentially two different effects: 1) she's embarrassed by your comments and covers up, or 2) She likes the attention and asks for some supplemental restraint.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:59, Reply)

I WAS ASKING DAN DAN DAN

( Kroney, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:00, Reply)

Oh...yes...of course...gosh
I'm sorry Kroney.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:01, Reply)

You think the addition of a second hat gives you the right to butt in with your opinion?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:02, Reply)

No...no...I just get caught up sometimes
Look, I didn't want to upset anyone. Just another fellow traveller, offering the benefit of his own experience.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:04, Reply)

I'm trying to be inclusive here
but you pricks keep butting in with all your "opinions".

Wankers.
( Kroney, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:05, Reply)

Nah, Twoey is alright.
He just needs to keep his hats in check.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:07, Reply)

There's not an awful lot I can do about that
They're more in control than I am by this point. It's like Dr Octopus' robot arms.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:43, Reply)

This plan is fucking bulletproof.
Nothing can go wrong.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:01, Reply)

You know it

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:01, Reply)

Just stare,
stare and stare and stare. If she says anything start rubbing your crotch.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:01, Reply)

I cannot see how seeing girls legs can be anything but a good thing
What are you contentrating on which is more important than girls legs?
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:01, Reply)

if he says "tits" i will 2.0 him

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:02, Reply)

She's married.
I have an exceptionally strong moral compass.
( Kroney, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:02, Reply)

so basically
"her tits"
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:03, Reply)

Yeah, it's tits.
He can probably see the slightest outline of nipple against her shirt.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:04, Reply)

why would you want to give kroney a bongle?
why?!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:05, Reply)

So he can slurp it

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:06, Reply)

holy crap what an image
well, at least it should have distracted kroney from perving over his unfortunate colleague
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:08, Reply)

Will you people please stop fantasising about me?
I'm a person with thoughts and feelings and dreams. I am not a piece of meat.
( Kroney, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:09, Reply)

unlike your colleague
who is basically a pair of chicken drumsticks to you
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:10, Reply)

Yeah, but she's a woman.

( Kroney, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:13, Reply)

go and serenade her with some of your beloved phil collins
that'll get you sooooo laid
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:01, Reply)

You can get bent, Phil's a legend.

( Kroney, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:10, Reply)

read that again
it's not me who's bent, sunshine
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:10, Reply)

Tell her she has nice shoes.
Then say your ex girlfriend who was a model had a nice similar pair before she died in a car crash while you were flying your jet. You're unsure if you can love again. Ask her name, and when she tells you break down and say that was your dead girlfriends name.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:03, Reply)

Oh wow, this is good stuff.
You're like Cyrano de Bergerac
( Kroney, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:04, Reply)

If she's married and a bit dim, then just take your belt off and slap it in your hands and say
want to reenact 50 shades of grey?
(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:05, Reply)

404 page you fucking cuntpony

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:01, Reply)

is this someone who is not quite big enough to be a cunthorse?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:02, Reply)

No, Nakers is apparently quite tall.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:13, Reply)

...I dont make the BBC
It was about Asange and the fact he will need to pull off the great escape to get to Ecuador...

OR he could just keep playing Xbox inthe embassy
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:02, Reply)

You make a shit link with the comma still in though don't you?1

(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:03, Reply)

Ive only just seen that...
wow, it makes it look really naff... should i keep it in or get rid?
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:07, Reply)

Look inside yourself, Dan dan dan
The answer you seek is within.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:10, Reply)

Sorry, I mean: remove the comma.
Or don't.
Who cares?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:11, Reply)

sighs
exactly...


exactly
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:18, Reply)

If it helps at all
When I noticed that the link didn't work, I was able to identify fairly quickly what the problem was and remedy it myself.
And I'm by no means an expert, so don't sweat it, Dan³
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:23, Reply)

rectified.
Seems i used a ',' after the URL.. but B3ta code into the page including the comma.
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:33, Reply)

Horrendous internet bullying?
Must be time for lunch. You've got low blood sugar and are getting irritable. I prescribe lunch, then a nap.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:03, Reply)

Thank you Fairy Mod Mother

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:04, Reply)

New sig?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:08, Reply)

...The fact i had my lunch was what got me into this little issue
When i opened the question Battered was the only Off topic dicussion. When i submitted (albiet a short time afterwards Psychochomp had posted) I looked like a bit of a cock and wuined his post....

wasnt my intention.
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:06, Reply)

he needs help to ruin his posts?
now THAT'S news.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:07, Reply)

I for one am furious.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:10, Reply)

But there's about six open threads?
Everyone must have you on ignore. Sorry to be the bearer and all that.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:11, Reply)

Sorry - i dont follow you
are they all open? or wouldnt that just be TALK?

Im confused. I thought if you had a genuine off topic dicsussion, here was the place to put it? I didnt see anyone talking about Assange.
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:18, Reply)

she's teasing you

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:20, Reply)

alrizzle?
Can someone fill me in on this thread's salient points?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:04, Reply)

someone nearly killed their hamster by autoeroticallyasphyxiating it with a floral tie

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:06, Reply)

was it me?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:07, Reply)

i don't know
you're the defendant, you tell the court. was it you?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:07, Reply)

No.
Are you the judge?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:10, Reply)

no, the jury
GUILTY
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:11, Reply)

as charged.
ONLY IF THE CHARGE IS BEING CRIMINALLY GOOD LOOKING!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:17, Reply)

yeah..........
............ it wasn't........
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:21, Reply)

oh babygirl
When did you grow so cold?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:52, Reply)

Someone spat out their dummy,
Everyone agreed Im a bully/cunt/ horse of somekind.
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:06, Reply)

you're worse than spankyhanky tromboning Bert.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:08, Reply)

Just find the biggest one and punch him hard on the nose.
The rest will accept you for who you are after that.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:09, Reply)

but it's the internet
everyone's huge
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:09, Reply)

: (

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:11, Reply)

This is a good story
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/middleeast/syria/9481246/British-convert-to-Islam-vows-to-fight-to-the-death-on-Syrian-rebel-front-line.html
Especially the annecdote about the two indian jihadists.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:09, Reply)

hahahahahahaha
idiots
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:14, Reply)

If that's a true story makes me more optimistic about the FSA
smart cookies.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:16, Reply)

I like these Syrian rebels
they seem to have their heads on right, from what I've read.
( Kroney, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:18, Reply)

I quite like the idea that some grumpy bloke in hospital, saying "coming over here taking our wars"

(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:18, Reply)

If that sheikh from the other story and the grumpy old man in the hospital
are in any way indicative of the typical Syrian rebel, then they're genuinely just trying to get read of an autocratic regime. They're not extremists and they're not targetting the individual members of the controlling minority. As wars go, that's a pretty positive one.
( Kroney, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:21, Reply)

Which other story?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:25, Reply)

I think you linked to it, it was maybe a couple of days ago.
Some rebel sheikh talking to one of his captives. He let him go see his mum on his parole.
( Kroney, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:27, Reply)

Oh yeah that one.
Another nice story in a shitty situation.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:28, Reply)

I hope it turns out to be Sacha Baron Cohen doing some hilarious prank.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:24, Reply)

radio 4 is lol at the moment
official line from Syria
(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:37, Reply)

Summary please, I don't like changing radio station in the middle of a segment.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:41, Reply)

drugs are used on protestors to make them have sexual urges

(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:57, Reply)

Is it like that Iraqi Minister of Information
or whatever that did the TV interview saying "we are winning " just as an M1 Abram trundled past behind him?
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:47, Reply)

Haha I loved that guy
"We are winning, the Americans are being repulsed by our glorious armies. They are nowhere near the airport"

*rumblerumblerumble*

"..."
( Kroney, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:50, Reply)

I think he was called Terry

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:55, Reply)

Nah, that was a reporter what got chained to a radiator in...Libya, I think?

( Kroney, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:56, Reply)

Wait, I'll remember who that was

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:57, Reply)

*punches self*
I actually almost answered this
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:01, Reply)

tee hee

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:06, Reply)

I think someone should start 3 new threads

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:54, Reply)

Oh man, she's got a nice bottom too.

( Kroney, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:57, Reply)

Julian Assange

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:00, Reply)

His is crap

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:01, Reply)

You are the office sex offender. Everyone thinks you're weird.
Why don't you try getting yourself a girlfriend rather than lusting after your workmates and touching yourself in the toilet.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:01, Reply)

I don't even have a toilet :(

( Kroney, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:02, Reply)

so you simply wank at your desk while imagining Julian Assagne bending over and spreading his cheeks so you can touch yourself and do a winky-leak over him?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:05, Reply)

I was actually going to point out that Al took part in that creepy Poppet subthread
a couple of days ago. But then I checked and he didn't, so shut up.
( Kroney, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:06, Reply)

was there pandering?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:07, Reply)

Brayndedd come over from /talk especially to voice his displeasure
I was all like "woah".
( Kroney, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:08, Reply)

Did you touch yourself whilst you were checking?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:07, Reply)

Nah

( Kroney, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:08, Reply)

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( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:13, Reply)