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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I see Monty's been hanging round schools again.menmedia.co.uk/manchestereveningnews/news/s/1588100_probe-launched-after-toddler-picks-up-bag-of-cocaine-at-salford-childrens-centre
Careless sod. When were you last careless? Or indeed hung round a school?
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The answer to both of those questionsis 'when I was at school'
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 14:04,
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Everything sounds sarcastic when said by australian childrenIt's impossible to tell
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 14:19,
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She has a peculiarly punchy cunt(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 14:51,
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You always try to turn the subject round to you sending me pictures of yourself.I've told you, it's not that I'm not flattered, but I'm married.
Ok?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 15:08,
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You're welcome.I'm always of the opinion that if you like something or someone, you should make sure that they know this.
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I usually hang around a school on Fridays about 3pm.I am always careful.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 14:08,
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Um, I locked myself out of my phone four times when I was drunk last thursday night because I couldn't do the swipe passkey.Had to wait an hour for it to reset. But other than that, nothing really. I'm usually very careful.
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Oh hi swipe.Apparently my phone has swipe. When I'm drunk I can't work it.
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I've left the office for food leaving myself logged in to this shithole loads of times.Considering I'd be sacked immediately that's pretty darn careless.
I keep thinking I should delete my account, not kill myself but start from scratch with another one with no 8-year history but this doesn't seem to be happening.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 14:16,
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he haz slagged his emplyar of u moron(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 14:19,
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I have left my keys in the door of my locker at work a couple of times, and not realised till I've got home.Fortunately the blow moulding workshop in the same building runs 24/7, so I could just go back in and get them without any hassle.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 14:21,
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For some reason I parsed that as "mould blowing"which sounded quite unhealthy.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 14:26,
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I tried to pull out of your Mum(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 14:26,
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Typical retarded mancunian mother"It’s disgusting. It’s a nursery. You expect your kid to be safe when they are there and you place your trust in them"
It's not the fucking nurserys fault some scumbags dropped their drugs at your nursery.
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If they don't want their kids to come in contact with hard drugs, they should be more responsible and send them to nursery elsewhere.(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 14:50,
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oh, this sounds like a QOTW trap!*huff huff* I last hung round a school as part of a one man vigilante campaign to stop nonce drug dealers from raping needles into the eyes of toddlers. My accord was primed for action and I had just had a ginsters ham and egg sandwich when I saw some baddie approach the school. *huff huff* I knew he was an evil cunt because he had a tattoo so I flew out the Accord and beat them to death with my ninja skills.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 14:42,
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I also have a tattoo!!! WE'RE PERFECT FOR EACH OTHERMARRY ME!!!
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 14:49,
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BECAUSE WE ARE MEANT TO BE!!!!I dunno, meme or something innit.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 14:58,
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No, it just makes you look common.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 14:49,
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Kroney, you're alright by me.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 14:53,
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yes it is on my foot... how did you know that?it's a purple bittersweet flower with a yellow stamen.
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clearly I need to put my glasses on.I don't think I'd get a tattoo on my foof though.
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You'd have to get all those cocks out of the way for a long enough period.(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 14:58, Reply)
Isn't your best friend a giant cock, or something?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 15:05,
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I was in the pub last night and a random guy told me about the time he got muggedhe was at a cash point and a guy grabbed him round the neck from behind, luckily he's a 2 black belt in kick boxing so he pushed him to the ground and knelt on his neck or sometihng. Then everyone around him cheered, and he went to go to the taxi rank and the taxi driver saw what happened and was so impressed he bought him a pint.
I said "sounds like you had the last laugh" but no one else got it :(
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By in the pub, you mean on the Internet, don't you?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 14:55,
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No I mean in the beer garden of a above average chain pub in Milton Keynes famous Thearter District.(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 14:56, Reply)
Only cause it sounds like an Internet story(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 15:01,
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Poppet should be concerned, she lives closest to Legless out of all of us.(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 15:05, Reply)
Ringoffyre might try and have an affair with her as well(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 15:06,
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He totally wants to corner you in a public toilet and attempt to violently sexually assault you.(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 15:16, Reply)
I deliberately carry bottles of spray on deoderant in my bag now in case this happens.Just cos it's not mace doesn't mean it won't fucking hurt!
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Oh man, it's a shame there wasn't a studio audience of b3tans watching that(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 14:56, Reply)
I will not rest until the popular page is just this over and over again.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 15:07,
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I'm amazed at how often it has been the perfect response in the last few days.(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 15:07, Reply)
www.google.com/search?q=dawson%20crying&um=1&ie=UTF-8&hl=en&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi
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I bought a four pack of those little cadburys chocolate bars at lunchtime.I thought it'd be nice to have them for those occasional chocolate cravings I get on account of being a pregnant woman.
An hour later and I've eaten two of them :(
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Kroney, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 15:06,
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There is a whole tiramisu in my fridge...(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 15:08,
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Dear God, if you are listening and you're going to kill me, please can you also restore Monty's bank balance to a reasonable levelbut can you take it all away again 2 days later when he's already spent a lot of it so that the disappointment is all the greater.
Lots of love
Bazongaloid Superfly
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I bought a packet of cookieswith the intention of eating a couple and leaving the rest in my desk drawer.
I've eaten them all already.
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You big woman.I can't talk though. I've eaten a whole bag of maltesers this afternoon/evening.
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Did you put them up your foof and then fire them into your mouth in a Thai style.(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 15:20, Reply)
if by "Got over" you mean blocked his number, told him never to speak to me again, and start looking after myself and making new plans, then yes.I'm at the furious stage now. Still hurt but know that if he really loved me then he would never have acted the way he did. His loss. I'm better off without him.
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No, my boyfriend cheated on me with his ex, lied to me about it, and then dumped me to go back to her.(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 15:33, Reply)
Yah I NO!'little boyfriend' that's the joke innit
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 15:34,
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Also, what a plonkerPlonker is an Aussie term right?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 15:35,
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www.google.com/search?q=dawson%20crying&um=1&ie=UTF-8&hl=en&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi
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Oh man it's like this thread was made with me in mind! totes gave a learner a bad chemical burn by accident when we did dissolving experiments.
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