Hey Dudes,
Are you in to Horror films? We have a weekly movie night at my place, and it's my turn to pick, I've gone for The Andromeda Strain for the Sci-fi fans, and The Rock, for a bit of action, but I reckon a good Horror movie to round off the night is the way to go. Any suggestions?

Alt: If you don't like horror films, what is your favourite film?

AltALt: go on then, tell me why films are shit and i should read books instead
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 11:52, 193 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

My favourite is Romper STOMPER

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 11:54, Reply)

You deleting cunt.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 11:56, Reply)

oh great, Australian Nazis,
no thanks boyce.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 11:56, Reply)

It's not really.
The best film ever is OF COURSE 'Performance' and anyone who disagrees is a BIG SPACKY DEACON with little flipper arms.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 11:58, Reply)

not seen it,
i'll see if the shop has a copy.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 11:59, Reply)

It is without doubt my favourite, followed by The Wicker Man and Time Bandits.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 12:05, Reply)

Time BMX
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 12:10, Reply)

BMX Arse
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 12:32, Reply)

I watched Drive last night.
It's fucking excellent, I wasn't expecting that.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 11:55, Reply)

alright bradley?

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 11:56, Reply)

Ok, I'll bite.
Why are you calling me Bradley today Quinton???
(PsychoChomp, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 11:57, Reply)

Because you're wiggin' him out!????!!!!????

(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 12:00, Reply)

that's close, but no
bradley - bradley wiggins
bradley wiggins - wiggo
wiggo - cycle champ
cyclechamp/psychochomp

xx
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 12:01, Reply)

That was fucking shit.
You should be ashamed
(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 12:02, Reply)

i like it, i want to call him bradley all the time now
to show there's no hard feelings, cos chomp's alright really
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 12:03, Reply)

(for a mod gazzer)

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 12:04, Reply)

i just replied to monty's thread and then it said it was deleted and i was like 'NOOOO! I'VE BEEN BANNED FROM QOTW TOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!'

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 11:56, Reply)

lol

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 11:56, Reply)

:(

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 11:56, Reply)

Nah I deleted it to give this fucking cripple a fighting chance.
Soz to have alarmed you Quizzly Bear.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 11:57, Reply)

that's ok, i was upset but i'm calm now

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 12:02, Reply)

See if Kev's got some smack to chillax you out.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 12:04, Reply)

i might just smack kev

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 12:04, Reply)

Good move, that prick's had it coming for fucken months

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 12:11, Reply)

You know what Windolene?
Because you and me are good buddy smokey's on my tail CB buddies, I just deleted my thread, even though it was way better.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 11:56, Reply)

thanks man,
i appreciate that, i really do. I'll make sure nest time you start a thread, I'll put some real effort in to it.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 11:57, Reply)

ZOMBIELAND.
it's awesome. Not your conventional horror though.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 12:01, Reply)

Not any kind of horror
it's a comedy.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 12:02, Reply)

is that the one where he kills SPOILER

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 12:05, Reply)

Bill Murray?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 12:08, Reply)

i liked the bit about the dog, that turned out to be his son

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 12:09, Reply)

I like the bit when the big marshmallow man arrives
and then Bobby eats it.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 12:11, Reply)

must be the sequel

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 12:17, Reply)

I watched Paranormal Activity 3 reently
it wasn't very good. I also watched the Cabin in the Woods, which was okay, not as good as I was hoping though.

A film I saw called Grave Encounters was pretty good, it's a found footage film set in an old asylum and is a bit scary near the end.

Piranha 3DD is shit, though David Hasslehoff is quite funny in it.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 12:01, Reply)

The Godfather
The Omen (original version)
Trading Places
Scum
1984
Anal cumsluts part 4.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 12:02, Reply)

Good,
but i'm pretty sure weve ad all of them already,
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 12:05, Reply)

Nothing wrong with watching an excellent film more than once.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 12:07, Reply)

true,
true, i might go with The Omen, it is a great movie.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 12:08, Reply)

i don't even own an horror
fave film is STAR WARS

you should buy a kindle for a hundred and fifty pounds and download books onto it and read them
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 12:03, Reply)

I like books

(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 12:04, Reply)

DOWNLOAD THEM TO YOUR KINDLE YOU CAN READ IT OUTSIDE AND EVERYTHING

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 12:04, Reply)

I have a kindle and it's great. iBooks are often cheaper, so if you read enough then you've recouped the cost of the device after a while.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 12:06, Reply)

shut the fuck up you dick

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 12:07, Reply)

Lick my hairy ringpiece.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 12:07, Reply)

yeah alright

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 12:08, Reply)

* spreads *

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 12:09, Reply)

That's fucking bollocks for starters
I've seen numerous instances where the kindle version of a book is more expensive than a print copy. The whole pricing system for kindle books is fucking stupid, it's like they have learned nothing from the decline in the music industry.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 12:10, Reply)

Depends on the book. New hardbacks are expensive as an iBook, a great deal of books are cheaper.
iBooks also attract VAT and save a hell of a lot of space too.

I still buy cookery books, they'd be shit on a Kindle.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 12:11, Reply)

whats wrong with just borrowing them from the library and photocopying them?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 12:12, Reply)

Too much effort.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 12:12, Reply)

I just memorise them.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 12:14, Reply)

gonna call you bradley von ideticmemory then

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 12:16, Reply)

Paying a fiver for an e-book is a stupid pricing model which will only encourage piracy

(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 12:13, Reply)

Blame Apple.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 12:14, Reply)

I don't blame anyone, I just pirate ebooks.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 12:16, Reply)

Amazon and sony are doing a bunch of 20p books at the moment.
I'd happily pay a quid per book and if there was a decent selection, I'd buy a kindle immediatly.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 12:23, Reply)

Not into horror films
Andromeda strain - excellent choice! Silent running would be a good Sci Fi choice too.
Alt: The Dark Knight - purely for Heath Ledger's superb portrayal of the Joker.
Altalt: If you're going to read books, read everything ever written by William Gibson.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 12:04, Reply)

I like Gibson,
i like the Dark Knight, I like silent Running. We should be friends.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 12:08, Reply)

Do you like raping 14 year olds and then laughing when they commit suicide?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 12:10, Reply)

no,
not really, is this something Placid does regularly?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 12:11, Reply)

More than a normal person.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 12:13, Reply)

i think you ought to elaborate, i don't want to make a snap judgement about the poor lad.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 12:16, Reply)

I can't be bothered to link the story.
Just take my word for it.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 12:17, Reply)

ok.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 12:17, Reply)

Age wrong. Identity of rapist wrong. Reference to 'Laughing' wrong.
Other than that, a perfect zing!
I do hope you don't die in a fire soon, or get cancer.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 12:23, Reply)

Off to do some IRL stuff now
Have fun kiddies!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 12:25, Reply)

Nice attempt to make you look above all this by referring to us as "kiddies".
I'm only concerned that if you really think we're kids that you will be off wanking over the thought of us getting raped and killing ourselves.

That's not cool.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 12:43, Reply)

You always refused to clarify how old she was, in fact you ran away from the thread and didn't engage it, despite everyone pointing out that you were a cunt
So it's quite possible that she was even younger. And you did make reference to laughing.

But yeah, other than that you're spot on.

You're also a lot more likely to get cancer than me what with you being overweight and a heavy drinker.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 12:30, Reply)

He went all Honda Accord at a school
where his kid was being bullied. The school banhammered the bully, who then killed herself. Placid laughed and crossed his arms and went "and THAT'S the way I roll, bitch".
( Kroney, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 12:24, Reply)

i remember that now,
i think i gave him shit for it at the time as well.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 12:27, Reply)

It does seem a bit out of order
that he went after a clearly mentally damaged 14 year old girl like that.
( Kroney, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 12:28, Reply)

Lesbian Vampire Killers
www.imdb.com/title/tt1020885/
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 12:07, Reply)

Although its not a patch on Vampyros Lesbos

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 12:09, Reply)

I've got the soundtrack LP of that.
It is very good.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 12:11, Reply)

Horne and Corden?
Not in my house sunshine.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 12:09, Reply)

my mum says its the worst thing she's ever seen
and she once saw me shit myself in the backseat of a ford sierra
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 12:10, Reply)

proper lol.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 12:11, Reply)

actually it was a sierra sapphire
fucken well posh, my fam
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 12:11, Reply)

L, GL or Ghia?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 12:17, Reply)

Ghia

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 12:19, Reply)

Smart.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 12:20, Reply)

click.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 12:11, Reply)

Haha
glad you're back
( Kroney, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 12:22, Reply)

place needs a bit of life

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 12:22, Reply)

www.imdb.com/title/tt0077713/
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 12:08, Reply)

www.imdb.com/title/tt1508661/
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 12:09, Reply)

Ha ha. I hadn't heard of that.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 12:10, Reply)

its as bad as it sounds.
in such a wonderful way.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 12:10, Reply)

Tales from the Crypt or The Vault of Horror
Or Suspiria.
Then tell everyone that the book is better. Then start screaming at them all to get the fuck out of your house.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 12:09, Reply)

The Orphanage, meant to be excellent
Alt: Shawshank Redemption
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 12:15, Reply)

Ooooh, yeah. The Orphanage is a great film. Really creepy, but not blood and guts horror.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 12:17, Reply)

CHUD 2: Bud The Chud is good
or Ghoulies Go To College. Or Funny Man, it's got Christopher Lee and a mad jester demon thing in it.

Alt: Irreversible

Altalt: You should watch films and read books, but not at the same time. And don't play Dark Side of the Moon whilst watching the Wizard of Oz either, it's the 'smell my cheese' of film facts.
(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 12:17, Reply)

Have you seen The Road?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 12:17, Reply)

No.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 12:17, Reply)

Watch it
www.imdb.com/title/tt0898367/
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 12:19, Reply)

I didn't like the book.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 12:41, Reply)

yeah it's next to the pavement!

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 12:19, Reply)

I can't handle horror films, I get proper scared.
I'm such a pussy :(
( Kroney, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 12:22, Reply)

Breaking news right here.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 12:24, Reply)

gonna shorten it to brad now, bradley
bradley takes too long to type
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 12:26, Reply)

Just let me know when you've settled for a name.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 12:27, Reply)

will do, bra

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 12:27, Reply)

What with that and the moths
I can't help feeling my reputation as a rugged manly man is starting to be viewed with scepticism.
( Kroney, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 12:27, Reply)

it's alright Kroney,
maybe if you oil up your muscles a bit and go stand around on a beach in speedos, people will finally realise how manly youare.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 12:34, Reply)

my girlfriend is like that kroney
she can't watch anything violent either, its like she can't tell it's not real
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 12:27, Reply)

Violent I'm OK with.
My problem is that I have a runaway imagination. The Walking Dead is about the limit of my endurance. Even then I have to watch it in daylight.
( Kroney, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 12:29, Reply)

you sound pretty gay there, kroney
you ever tasted man meat?
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 12:30, Reply)

Can't say I have, Q.
Does it taste like chicken?
( Kroney, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 12:31, Reply)

sweaty chicken

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 12:32, Reply)

Doesn't really sound like my kind of thing, to be honest.

( Kroney, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 12:37, Reply)

There has been a few films that have really given me the willies,
Alien Abduction gave me teh fear.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 12:32, Reply)

Yeah, I can't stand horror films of any sort, really.

( Kroney, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 12:38, Reply)

maybe you should watch Monsters Inc.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 12:40, Reply)

Yeah, I don't know about that.
That big hairy one looks a bit intimidating. I'd be on edge waiting for him to go "boo!" or something. Then, when he did, it'd be ten times worse because I'd built it up in my mind :(
( Kroney, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 12:41, Reply)

ok,
don't watch beauty and the beast, the bit where he goes crazy is pretty scary.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 12:44, Reply)

I like film
I like horror films, does Snowtown count as horror? It was very good. If not, then Texas Chainsaw Massacre and The Shining.

Favourite film of all time is Taxi Driver

HTH xx
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 12:38, Reply)

Hippo-crit

(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 12:39, Reply)

dude
If I take you off ignore will you give it a rest?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 12:45, Reply)

Listen, and understand.
That Al is out there. He can't be bargained with. He can't be reasoned with. He doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And he absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 12:50, Reply)

I heart you such much right now.
Kelis' less successful etc.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 12:51, Reply)

Altificial Intelligence

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 12:53, Reply)

Oh man, I'm hearting you too sporto.
How is your house sale going?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 12:53, Reply)

Snowtown is a fucking horrible film
Very good though
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 13:35, Reply)

Twins or Kindergarten Cop
You'll be shitting in no time

Favourite film is The Usual Suspects. Fucking brilliant
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 12:52, Reply)

I think we need CQ to start another positive vibes thread.
Shit has got too real in this one.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 13:21, Reply)

Don't do that shit no more Hippy.
Sorry.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 13:40, Reply)

www.imdb.com/title/tt0057181/
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 13:22, Reply)

I really enjoyed
Tucker and Dale vs Evil.

and hobo with a shotgun
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 13:23, Reply)

I think the main benefit of reading books is you can just imagine the characters are all naked

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 13:33, Reply)

I'm imagining you naked right now.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 13:34, Reply)

I'm imagining you in the young teen fiction section of waterstones
naked
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 13:36, Reply)

Have you been following me?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 13:42, Reply)

You're next to the "wet floor" sign

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 13:45, Reply)

wankers

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 13:46, Reply)

can we have a new thread please q?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 13:48, Reply)

coarse

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 13:49, Reply)

WANKERS!

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 13:48, Reply)

New thread time

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 13:55, Reply)

wanker

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 13:55, Reply)