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Here is a new thread in which to celebrate my return to OT via a computer
I'd like to thank jesus, my cat mittens and Gonz.
It's pissing it down, tell me a story about you and the weather.
alt: flange
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 11:01,
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latest was 13 years ago)
Why does your cat need mittens and how has this helped?
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 11:06,
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Stops him wanking into the fruiot bowl
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 11:07,
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It's just a cumquat
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 11:10,
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I always read that as "Cum Squat", the act of possitioning yourself after having 10 guys creampie inside you.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 11:20,
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O_O
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 11:22,
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More of a (___O___) really
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 11:25,
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I DIDN'T SEE YOUR FUCKING THREAD.
I went out yesterday and got hailed on. I didn't like it.
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Poppet some assembly required., Mon 24 Sep 2012, 11:07,
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you are forgiven
Our hail is shit mostly, about the size of large peas. i waana see some golf balls goddammit!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 11:09,
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this hail was about the size of large peas. it hurt my face.
golf balls are bad. Damage your car lots.
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Poppet some assembly required., Mon 24 Sep 2012, 11:12,
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I ran 8 miles in the rain yesterday
I got cold.
I have to run 13 miles this sunday.
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Bazongaloid, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 11:10,
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that's nuts!
I thought I was doing well to run a km without stopping considering I've not exercised at all this year... :(
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Poppet some assembly required., Mon 24 Sep 2012, 11:13,
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I don't think I will enjoy it as much as the one I did in July.
But I'm just hoping the sun comes out, or that at least it is dry.
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Bazongaloid, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 11:17,
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Sunshine is good.
Not being rained on is also good.
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Poppet some assembly required., Mon 24 Sep 2012, 11:18,
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half marathoning?
nutter.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 11:32,
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Yes. And yes.
I'm meant to be doing it with CHCB, but she's ill, so I'm doing it alone.
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Bazongaloid, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 11:39,
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Not weather related
but why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 11:10,
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Because you smell of seed.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 11:11,
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Best not get caught with my hands in the Trill then.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 11:12,
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You might end up before the beak.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 11:17,
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Something about the pecking order.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 11:18,
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Typical Monty, no proper joke, just winging it
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 11:19,
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I just make things up on the fly
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 11:22,
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Getting caught feathering your nest is never cool.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 11:18,
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etc etc etc
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 11:18,
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Don't get in a flap about it though.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 11:19,
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Stop crowing and raven on
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 11:21,
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You're just irritable as your thrush is playing up
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 11:22,
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And you're a warbling bittern
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 11:24,
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Your mum smells of my "seed"
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 11:20,
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Because, like their human overlords, all birds detest Nakers and want to shit on him in hatred.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 11:12,
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I, for one, welcome Naker's bird overlords.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 11:13,
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When I was a boy
my brother and I had the top floor of our house to ourselves. The old servants' quarters. Whilst this was WAY COOL in many ways, not least the 'not getting caught smoking' scene we had going, but in winter it was FREEZING. I would wake up in the morning and my breath would steam in the air. I had one, tiny radiator, right under my (rather ill-fitting) window. Never understood why it was so, so fucking cold until my pissed-up brother put his foot through the wall. It was wattle and daub, no word of a lie. Medieval hut style. Tru story blud, se'sly.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 11:11,
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Is Gonz going on Saturday?
If so, I'm going to fight him like Battered did at the last one.
Glad to see you back, Nakers.
I got caught in the rain once.
Alt: A useful effect for making your song sound a bit psychedelic.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 11:17,
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Don't you go upsetting Gonz. I'll be very cross if you do.
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Bazongaloid, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 11:20,
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I could never fight Gonz
Or indeed, anybody.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 11:22,
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Not sure. He's not been very well recently I think.
He might turn out to be a........waiittt......
PARTY POOPER!!!11!!1!111!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 11:22,
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LOLOLOL!!!
I'll bring a carrier bag, just in case.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 11:23,
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After years of trial'n'error, I've found the pringles tube is the best one.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 11:44,
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I'm sick of being bullied by the likes of you, you're worst than The Cowper Crew from Cowper Gardens.
For years and years I couldn't go to Oakwood. All my friends went to the pelican cafe but they issued a "Warent for dead beats" on me so I couldn't go. No longer am I going to let bullies get in the way of my freedom, if you wanna throw down, I'll tell you what The Gonz Is Cooking, he's cooking The Smack Down and he's Miiiighty hungry.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 11:42,
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Don't tell Monty you're cooking smack.
He'll be round your gaff quicker than a rat up a drainpipe.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 24 Sep 2012, 11:43,
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Snow is ace in the countryside,
but shit if in the city. It turns into black shite in about 5 minutes. This is all I can think of weather related.
Alt, "a ring or collar, usually provided with holes". I haven't heard this childish term for a grotbox for a long time. Congratulations, and manly handshakes.
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Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 24 Sep 2012, 11:26,
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I watched the Hunger Games last night
it wasn't very good
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 11:28,
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I watched Ip Man the other day.
It was fucking great. I have Ip Man 2 recorded as well. Might watch that this evening.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 11:33,
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I was dissapointed
especially given that Darth gave it a glowing review. I thought Jennifer Lawrence was ridiculously one dimensional as an actress and made Lenny Kravitz look quite talented.
I did think about it afterwards though, and actually, for a kids film, which is was, there probably wasn't too much more they could have done as they covered the story perfectly well, it just didn't make for a terribly good film.
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Bazongaloid, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 11:35,
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It felt really short compared to teh book, i appreciate it needed abridging but still
TBH I thought the book was pretty badly written anyway
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 11:37,
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I rather enjoyed the books
I liked how instead of everything being okay at the end, she went completely mental and had several breakdowns.
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Bazongaloid, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 11:38,
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Are you reaqding children's books in preparation for being a filthy nonce?
Bad al.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 24 Sep 2012, 11:39,
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You've read Harry Potter haven't you?
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Bazongaloid, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 11:42,
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And the goblet of drink from the special cabinet?
or the chamber of secret touches?
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 12:12,
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When I was at school, we had a weekend trip to the Norfolk Broads
eight of us in a teacher's sister's boat. The side I was on leaked through the roof when it rained and I woke up in the night with a completely sodden duvet. Had to sit there all night in the soaking wet, watching the rain pour down the side of the boat onto my mattress. bad times.
Then when I was a student I took a day trip to York to meet some friends. As I was walking from the train station to the town centre, a massive bus drove through a puddle at high speed and soaked me - even filled my coat pocket with water.
I hate rain.
Alt: nuts
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 24 Sep 2012, 11:32,
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You wet youself didn't you?
bus spray, LOL.
alt: pistachios please
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 11:35,
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According to the paper, the UK is due to get a month's rainfall in 24hrs.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 11:35,
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get it over and done with, that's what I say
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 11:36,
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Which month?
If it's August, I don't mind.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 24 Sep 2012, 11:37,
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August is the second wetttest month of the year after november btw
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 11:37,
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what is the wettest mouth?
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 11:38,
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The Amazon?
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 11:45,
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An otter's
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 11:46,
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You see
THIS is why people don't like you.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 24 Sep 2012, 11:38,
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:(
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 11:44,
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Jesus was secretly holding your OT access back
I heard him say.
I was crewing on a yacht that broached in the middle of the channel in a force 8. Was hanging onto a rail over the water for 3/4 hour before we managed to cut a sail loose and right it. Fucking windcunt.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 11:36,
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He really fucking is.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 11:37,
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Actually, wind is even worse than rain.
Wind is a fucker.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 24 Sep 2012, 11:37,
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you know what weather I hate,
bullets
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 12:11,
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I slept rough for charity a couple of years ago. It pissed down. About 2am I decided to do what the homeless do in the same situation.
So I broke in to a nearby garage, dried off as much as I could & slept in there.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 11:37,
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broke in to a nearby garage, dried off as much as I could & slept in there wanged up a ten bag of brown into my groin and LOLed heartily
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 11:39,
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I will bow to your superior knowledge, as you've had considerably more experience of sleeping rough than I have.
How are you going to hold an after party on Saturday? You'll need a bigger cardboard box.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 11:41,
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I once sung a rainbow
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 11:37,
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I've yawned a rainbow
too many colourful cocktails on top of beers, most expensive boke ever.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 11:41,
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What did young Gonz do?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 24 Sep 2012, 11:40,
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he replied to someone else with a web address of numbers
thought i'd try it and it works \o/
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 11:41,
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are you not worried you are on some kind of watch list now?
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 11:42,
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He's been on the sexual offenders list for years.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 11:43,
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DNS problem then
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 11:43,
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They must have a proper retarded web service
if they can block by DNS but not by IP.
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Kroney, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 11:58,
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I heard they posted every employee a computer with that days work on it
and then they had to post it back and wait for the next computer to arrive with another days works on it.
It's the only way to be secure you see.
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Bazongaloid, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 12:32,
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Nah, they used this
tools.ietf.org/rfc/rfc1149.txt
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 12:40,
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can I have these numbers?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 24 Sep 2012, 11:43,
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5.9.83.79
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 11:46,
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So now I'm using this, does this mean that my employers could no longer track the fact that I am always on here?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 11:56,
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Of course they can.
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Kroney, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 11:57,
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But they don't know about all the porn that I look at, right?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 11:58,
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No, dear.
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Kroney, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 11:59,
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Phew!
There's some pretty nasty stuff there, that could be embarrassing.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 12:00,
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They'll see that number in the logs instead of 'b3ta.com', most probably.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 11:58,
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And then they'll be curious
go to the IP address and see it gets you to a blocked site. Then they'll nobble the user for breaching IT policy.
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Kroney, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 11:59,
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I don't think I've got any blocked sites.
It was my boss who introduced me to b3ta.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 12:00,
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So what is that number anyway?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 12:02,
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The external IP for B3ta.
Think of it as like a post code.
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Kroney, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 12:03,
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Post? Code?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 12:06,
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The real address of every website is a number
the IP address, but to save you having to remember the numbers DNS enables you to give them names instead, then translates them into numbers the Internet can understand.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 12:10,
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Don't get sucked in.
He's like a black hole of ignorance. Giving him answers will only make him more powerful.
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Kroney, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 12:12,
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Nah, gonna get him to google for ipv6, see if I can get his head to explode.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 12:15,
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I think if you suggest that he googles "google" you can probably get him trapped in a recursive loop
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 12:19,
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I did this once before and missed Christmas :(
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 12:22,
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Haha
Clicken dis
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 12:23,
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Oooo, I might try that, it'll save me a fortune
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 12:30,
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*sits back to watch a slew of stupid questions from Nakers as Kroney gets increasingly angrier and angrier*
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 12:07,
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hahaha
I was going to ask about DNS...
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 12:20,
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I generally ask people to think about how much they actually want to know.
Turns out it's usually not much.
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Kroney, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 12:38,
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Ignorance is bliss
Nakers is in a state of constant ecstasy
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 12:41,
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Oh right, a story about weather,
When I was about 14 I was walking up to my Grandma's house, and there was this sort of grey haze in the street ahead, I assumed it was fog, or smoke from a fire nearby. As I got closer I could see it wasn't smoke, and it was a bit weird, I was a little worried, until I realised it was the start of the rain. Not all the rain ever, just the edge of that particualar down pour. It was quite cool.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 24 Sep 2012, 11:43,
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It would have been cooler if it was the start of all the rain ever, though.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 11:47,
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Sorry to have dissapointed you with my second rate story.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 24 Sep 2012, 11:50,
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Windy, my humble apologies
it was cool, I was just saying, y'know, the start of all rain ever, that would have been a little cooler.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 11:51,
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it's too late,
I'm upset now
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 24 Sep 2012, 11:52,
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*cuddles*
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 12:02,
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*orvilles*
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 12:07,
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Poor Wee pee
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 12:02,
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Oh OH OH
I was once in a house when a tornadio went right over it, it really fucked up the garden, we found one of our chairs in the pool 3 houses down. Apparently it went over one of the big swimming pools and lifted all the water out, I would have loved to seen that.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 12:15,
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Poor old Stuart Lubbock, can't he rest in piece!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 12:21,
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I do remember the game you played in school with the strong winds
Leaning back into it whilst holding your coat up as a sail. My mate discovered that the wind can suddenly stop for a second, just long enough to deposit you on your arse.
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 12:27,
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'Member school, eh?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 12:33,
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Just been to the sorting office by bike to test out my all weather gear
Success! I am dry
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 12:28,
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Holy balls Candle day
I have been wasting time for eight years now
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 12:29,
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candle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 12:29,
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Yes!
I brought an icon to show it off some years ago
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 12:35,
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A thread about waterproof clothing!
MONTY!!!!
MONTY!!!!!!!
LOOK MONTY!!!!!! MONTY!!!! LOOK!!!!!!
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Bazongaloid, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 12:31,
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Class Olsen if your interested
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 12:35,
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Controversial
Many offtopicers are strong advocates of the Peter Storm brand.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 12:38,
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A reader comment from our local rag, regarding the heavy rains we're having.
"I was at Southern Cem yesterday and have noticed more than average movement on certain plots (some less than 10 years old). This was not noticable just 6 months earlier. The sodden ground can't be helping..." (sic).
Does this mean they log the movement of grave plots?
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Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 24 Sep 2012, 12:32,
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And they are sufficiently familiar with the average grave plot movement
to be able to judge the deviation from the norm by eye?
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 12:37,
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I am immune to weather. I have a car and an umbrella.
Well, unless it's also windy. In which case I'm fucked.
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Kroney, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 12:37,
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I just nipped out to grab lunch
came back without my now-useless brolly.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 13:17,
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it's pissing it down in Leeds.
Only city in the UK to be an anagram of three class A drugs etc etc.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 12:40,
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Heroin, cocaine and...?
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Kroney, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 12:42,
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What is the third?
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Bazongaloid, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 12:44,
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LSD and two Es.
Ancient, ancient joke.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 12:44,
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well done gonz
this place was not the same without teh ape-love.
i am fucking fuming. i ranted previously about my hideous experience at the dvla trying to get a new tax disc, which took an entire morning, and cost me a fortune. i did all that because, fair enough i lost my v5, but the dvla told me they could not give me a new reminder number, either by telephone or by post.
what was waiting for me when i got back from holiday? A FUCKING REMINDER FROM THE DVLA, COMPLETE WITH NUMBER. fucking useless fucktards.
lunch?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 12:45,
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So what you're saying is, it's you're own fault but I want to blame someone else for being shit?
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Bazongaloid, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 12:46,
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no, i was happy for it to be my fault
until they did exactly what they said they couldn't and wouldn't do. now i am angry at losing half a day's holiday. if i had known that reminder was on its way, i would have waited for it and renewed online.
cunts!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 12:48,
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Ah well
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Kroney, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 12:50,
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you could work there
seems about your level
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 12:52,
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haha yeah
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Kroney, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 12:54,
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no, really
you should have more confidence
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 12:57,
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I was stripping wallpaper all weekend and now my shoulders and upper arms are pleasantly aching.
Is this what it feels like to have 'worked out'?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 12:55,
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wallpaper for money in a seedy club
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 12:56,
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Think you're asking the wrong crowd here.
Sometimes my willy feels a bit sore, if I've spent all weekend playing with it.
Does that help?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 12:57,
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