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New thread with less pedos and feckless scroungers
LOLbash is imminant; but who has previously made the biggest fools of themselves at a bash? Vomit, snogging and fighting.

alt: not lolbashing, what are you up to?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 11:18, 184 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
I recall stroking Wellgroomedwookie's shaved head at my bash in london two years ago.
And also feeling Lampito and Charmandar's boobs. I think maybe lusty's too.

I'm currently studying organic chemistry.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 28 Sep 2012, 11:20, Reply)
All weekend, can't you fit ina little cricket or a BBQ or some surfing?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 11:24, Reply)
unlikely, i have a test monday morning,
will defs be going to the gym though...
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 28 Sep 2012, 11:26, Reply)
+ or some racisting, or visiting the coffee shop at Lassiters

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 11:26, Reply)
TGB grabbed Roota's tits at a bash
and Roota hasn't gone to another bash since.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 11:34, Reply)
i was seriously drunk at the first one i went to
buying lots of people drinks, i forgot chickenlady's request for a water.

THREE.

TIMES.

and then i made lots of poor people down shots of orange aftershock. including the barman. i repeated this in brizzle with something pink that kroney was made to purchase.

but other than that, i think i've been pretty well behaved. maybe that should have ended with a ?.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 11:25, Reply)
I always forget water, not a proper drink is it?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 11:26, Reply)
that must have been where my drunken brain was scrambling to get to
i can't believe you aren't coming. after i bribed you with scurrilous gossip and everything.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 11:27, Reply)
i know, but got my sis and her boyf up from Brizzle so doing stuff with them

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 11:29, Reply)
Bring them along.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 11:31, Reply)
yeah...
...no
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 11:33, Reply)
No wonder she doesn't like you.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 11:27, Reply)
sssh
she loves me.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 11:27, Reply)
Fucking nasty pink shit.
You forget that was the second time you've made me drink something pink and evil.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 11:28, Reply)
yes
but the second time i made you pay for it. that is definitely worse.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 11:28, Reply)
Well you bought the first round of that filth.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 11:31, Reply)

drink suck
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 11:30, Reply)
this made me laugh
more than it deserved, perhaps
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 11:43, Reply)
I'm going down Cockfosters later with the posh fishmongers so I think I might buy a lobster for dinner tonight.
Lobster with smoked garlic/chili/white wine/pasta.

I can't make it to the bash 'cus I'm a sicko.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 11:25, Reply)
lol
cheezburger.com/6576603136
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 11:26, Reply)
it just looks like someone has scribbled on him

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 11:41, Reply)
That sucks, although i would have thought chilli and wine were irritating to your lolguts?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 11:27, Reply)
I think everything is irritating to his guts.
He may as well eat something decent if he's going to spend the rest of the weekend squatting over a carrier bag.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 11:30, Reply)
When it comes to the chili, I use such small amounts and such mild ones that it doesn't have much of an effect in the respect of any gut problems.
Ditto with the wine, plus the alchole is cooked out.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 11:32, Reply)
I'm very bad at judging how many chillis to use, and more specifically how many seds to leave in...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 11:35, Reply)
I'm a casipan poof, tobasco is about as far as I go.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 11:54, Reply)
Didn't Sexface punch someone at a bash?
Or get punched?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 11:29, Reply)
he slept with someone's missus
and got punched for it.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 11:30, Reply)
Chompy got punched by Lampito, I seem to recall.
I wasn't htere for it, but I remember the story doing the rounds.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 11:32, Reply)
sssssssh
this week has been a fucking brilliant psycho-free zone. don't ruin it.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 11:33, Reply)
He's directly responsible for the conception of TWO b3tan babies. true story.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 11:33, Reply)
and two weddings and one devorce.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 11:33, Reply)
Oh man, you need to tell me this gossip.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 11:35, Reply)
god, mini sexfaces? glad i'm on another continent!

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 28 Sep 2012, 11:34, Reply)
I've met two (count 'em) TWO b3tans in the flesh
but never been to a bash.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 11:36, Reply)
Well that's because they keep coming up
and complaining about you stealing pub quiz questions off us.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 11:37, Reply)
I...you...if you...when....
RAAGHHH!!
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 11:37, Reply)
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 11:37, Reply)
You're an idiot

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 11:37, Reply)
Oh, I've always been able to tell them apart.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 11:38, Reply)
It's easy
I'm the ginger one that looks like a Tudor dandy
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 11:41, Reply)
Do you spend your cash on looking flash by any chance?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 11:42, Reply)
I suspect he's more the turning base metal into green sort.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 11:44, Reply)
I found a genuine Tudor portrait
that actually looks a bit like him. Made me chuckle.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 11:46, Reply)
I don't spend it on anything BUT!

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 11:44, Reply)
and WP is the bald one who owns a pub, right?

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 11:43, Reply)
That's right
And he has a beard and side car
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 11:44, Reply)
and it's you who has the handbag dogs right?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 11:51, Reply)
Now you mention the bash, I think the truth should be shown.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 11:47, Reply)
That's scarily accurate.
Smeg off, Barters. You smegger.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 11:50, Reply)
I've never done a bash
I'm waiting for formaldehyde to dissolve right now
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 11:52, Reply)
Chompy can give you tips on making your own homebrew if you like

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 12:03, Reply)
I'm still smarting about Swipe bullying me about my piercings.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 12:07, Reply)
piercings are for girls
you big girl
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 12:07, Reply)
It shows how alternative* he is
*An alternative to being heterosexual.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 12:09, Reply)
I have my belly button pierced, among others.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 12:12, Reply)
I really don't understand this, i have never heard of a man having his belly button pierced...
then again tricky has a tattoo at the bottom of his back like a girl...
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 12:14, Reply)
Keith Flint has his done and so did Jeff Buckley.
Chicks dig all three of us.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 12:20, Reply)
Keith Flint is a spastic.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 12:24, Reply)
Monty Boyce is flidlexic

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 12:30, Reply)
I am not a flexidisc!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 12:31, Reply)
how big is the ring, have you ever been stood outside a shop and someone has gone to tie their dog up to it?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 12:22, Reply)
Okay, the only australian man I know with a belly piercing is an olympian diver. He is also as gay as the day is long.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 28 Sep 2012, 12:28, Reply)
it's making my skin crawl imagining it getting caught on the diving board

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 12:29, Reply)
I have the same peircing and it never got caught...

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 28 Sep 2012, 12:31, Reply)
mind you, first night I had it, I rolled onto my belly in my sleep and it tore open about 5 mm.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 28 Sep 2012, 12:34, Reply)
BUT WHAT ABOUT THE PIERCING?!!11!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 12:35, Reply)
yeah, but imagine if it did and all your innards streamed out like you'd just pulled the ripcord on a parachute

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 12:35, Reply)
i did no such thing
i merely said that i found it odd you were so outspoken about tatts, but had piercings. usually in my experience people have both (girls with just one hole in each ear don't count) or neither.

how is that bullying? maybe you should look up bullying. you big quender.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 12:38, Reply)
Bashes are great, that's why I'm not going to this one.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 28 Sep 2012, 12:09, Reply)
Can't wait to not see you there!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 12:09, Reply)
Me too! It'll be ace!

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 28 Sep 2012, 12:14, Reply)
It'll be nice to finally not meet your missus too!!!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 12:16, Reply)
She's looking forward to it immensly!

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 28 Sep 2012, 12:21, Reply)
bit of a trek from Sunderland to london tbf

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 12:10, Reply)
The entire north of England is a complete mystery to you, isn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 12:11, Reply)
I am aware it is there

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 12:14, Reply)
It should be walled off.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 12:16, Reply)
Hadrian tried, but somehow ended up several hundred miles off course

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 12:17, Reply)
I've read his diary.
'The Secret Diary of Hadrian Mole'.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 12:20, Reply)
*crosses arms*
*waits for apology*
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 12:20, Reply)
Sorry*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 12:24, Reply)
*you were born

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 12:24, Reply)
Jarrow you mean

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 12:27, Reply)
by Rionel Litchie?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 12:27, Reply)
Is it meeeee you're looking for?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 12:28, Reply)
I can see it in your eyes....

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 28 Sep 2012, 12:29, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 12:31, Reply)
the goblin king?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 12:28, Reply)
That's Darth

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 12:29, Reply)
Fuck this, I'm off to the pub
See you on the other side
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 12:37, Reply)
And don't come back until you've had at least four pints.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 12:40, Reply)
Talking of tomorrow's LOLbash
Did I read somewhere in these pages that Needoos is an unlicensed venue?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 12:39, Reply)
Correct

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 12:40, Reply)
i can't make needo's as i have to go to afternoon tea first
could you do me a massive favour and text me the pub name? ta!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 12:41, Reply)
So I need to bring some booze then.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 12:42, Reply)
This is a statement, not a question.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 12:43, Reply)
I didn't think you Hare Krishnas were allowed booze.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 12:55, Reply)
Home-fermented alfalfa juice.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 12:56, Reply)
WTF is this shit?
Unlicenced? I didn't realise that still happened.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 13:04, Reply)
Muzzers innit?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 13:08, Reply)
Fucking Taliban, spoiling all our fun.
Still, there'll be plenty of 'brown' available, right?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 13:11, Reply)
food or alcohol?

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 28 Sep 2012, 12:42, Reply)
I like to combine the two.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 12:43, Reply)
I'm not sure it's safe to just leave the food out to ferment before you eat it

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 12:45, Reply)
Well, I hope you all have a lovely time - wish I could be there!

(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 12:42, Reply)
Come on Jimbo sort it out.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 12:44, Reply)
Surely the rest of the Jet Set can cope without him for one night?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 12:46, Reply)
Tangled, I'd like to meet you,
I bet you're awesome in real life!
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 12:48, Reply)
I'm not.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 12:50, Reply)
He's a massive wanker with a digeridoo and a Peruvian hat.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 12:51, Reply)
I have a digeridoo too,
We could trade Rolf Harris anecdotes.
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 12:52, Reply)
It's going to be fun when it turns out that I was Bert all along.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 12:54, Reply)
10/10

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 12:48, Reply)
Really, I do!
I'm in Tokyo at the moment though - I think the cab fare home would be a bit much...
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 12:46, Reply)
Gay.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 12:48, Reply)
Seriously, I'm sure it'll be great
and there's nothing wrong with being gay.
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 12:54, Reply)
So my mum tells me. She fucking loves it.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 12:59, Reply)
A gay man would at least have better taste in windows though.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 13:02, Reply)
Tell you what, I'll get some pictures for you and you can tell me.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 13:07, Reply)
FABULOUS!!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 13:13, Reply)
JAMES, HELLO

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 13:05, Reply)
THREADRUSH FRIDAY!

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 12:55, Reply)
WOO!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 12:55, Reply)
YEAH BABY!

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 12:57, Reply)

READ
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 13:07, Reply)

THREAD
*Tom Sawyers*
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 13:10, Reply)

T READR
*thought I heard you calling my name*
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 13:11, Reply)
hahaha.
I like this one.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 28 Sep 2012, 13:13, Reply)

HREADR
*bums
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 13:12, Reply)
Alright shitlickers?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 13:03, Reply)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 13:06, Reply)
What's happening MMPS?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 13:13, Reply)
fuck all. you?

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 13:14, Reply)
See below. Gardening is the new rock and roll.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 13:15, Reply)
punch a worm in the cunt for me.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 13:16, Reply)
Alright Angry Anderson?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 13:07, Reply)
All good. Been gardening all morning. Very relaxed.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 13:12, Reply)
Uphill, yeah?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 13:17, Reply)
Always.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 13:20, Reply)
lol
"imminant"
(Concerned of Tunbridge Wells "my apron comes down and crushes the handle", Fri 28 Sep 2012, 17:22, Reply)

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