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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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So, is this place just like /talk, or do you actually need a reason to start a new thread?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 13:18, 249 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
prick

(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 13:19, Reply)
wanker

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 13:21, Reply)
It helps if you make a reference to a poster's dead parent, ideally in a wanking context.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 13:20, Reply)
Exactly like /talk, then.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 13:24, Reply)
i can't wait til your lesbimum is dead, that'll be an extra-specially sacrilicious wank

(quintsy, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 13:37, Reply)
It occurred to me the other day that from a certain perspective I have 4 mums.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 13:39, Reply)
and one of them's ted danson?
with hilarious consequences
(quintsy, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 13:45, Reply)
At the last count, three of them are.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 13:46, Reply)
and steve guttenburg was a cartoonist/jew

(quintsy, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 13:49, Reply)
how do you manage the other 2?

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 2 Oct 2012, 13:49, Reply)
'P-RACTICE'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 13:56, Reply)
seriously though
we all know your mum's a lezzer, so her 'life partner' can be mum #2 but where the hell to you get mum's #3 and #4 from?

ETA: unless you dad is transsexual and has hooked up with another woman/tranny
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:04, Reply)
or remarried twice
god you're thick sometimes CQ
(quintsy, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:06, Reply)
amazed anyone would marry boyce senior once, lat alone 3 times.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:31, Reply)
i don't think you understand the concept of marrying three seperate people

(quintsy, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:52, Reply)
I don't thionk you understand the concept of FUCK YOU OK?

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:58, Reply)
i don't thionk you understand

(quintsy, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 15:00, Reply)
I've been listening to Radio 4's book of the week this week
it's about some Irish girl growing up in the 30s, she's a right slag by the sounds of it.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 13:22, Reply)
Catholic girls, innit

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 13:23, Reply)
Edna O'Brien is her name.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 13:25, Reply)
She fancied a nun for a while

(Bazongaloid, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 13:29, Reply)
Exactly, SLLLAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggg

(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 13:36, Reply)
my girlfriend fancied a priest when she was at school

(quintsy, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 13:46, Reply)
Do you have her number?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 13:25, Reply)
0-14-010984-6

(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 13:28, Reply)
This is very witty because it's the ISBN number of the book.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 13:28, Reply)
Gosh yes. More like this please.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 13:29, Reply)
Who needs bash talk when you've got a razor sharp wit like mine.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 13:31, Reply)
Quite.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 13:34, Reply)
It's also my ex-girlfriend's phone number.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 13:29, Reply)
IT'S EXACTLY THE SAME!!

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 2 Oct 2012, 13:24, Reply)
another refugee. should be used to it by now.
*oppresses*
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 13:28, Reply)
As long as he's not strapping a suicide vest to himself,
we should welcome all refugees.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 2 Oct 2012, 13:37, Reply)
he's one of them real ira types.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 13:41, Reply)
nah,
he's a stand up comic, and loves a potato or two.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 2 Oct 2012, 13:50, Reply)
Nah, I rarely perform anymore. These days I write for other people.
So I get all of the stress, less of the money, and none of the groupies.
Cunning plan, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 13:55, Reply)
as a fox!

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 13:56, Reply)
Feel free to use my ISBN joke.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:10, Reply)
I'll probably be able to retire on the money I'll make from that.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:13, Reply)
did you see that documentary last night with the irish comedian meeting those conspiracy theorists?
and the girl going "NO SHUT UP YOU'RE BOTH IDIOTS!" at them
(quintsy, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 13:57, Reply)
Which comedian was it?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:03, Reply)
the irish one

(quintsy, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 15:03, Reply)
we don't have a jmg

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 13:28, Reply)
That's a shame.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 13:32, Reply)
He comes over every so often but he doesn't get much attention
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1741823
(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 13:34, Reply)
So what's /talk like these days?
Not been there for a while.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 2 Oct 2012, 13:36, Reply)
Same as usual, only less of it.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 13:37, Reply)
this place is just like talk used to be

(quintsy, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 13:38, Reply)
well that's one point added to your offtopic license`

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 13:36, Reply)
Can you believe this guy?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 13:37, Reply)
*Seinfield*

(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 13:40, Reply)
Wasn't Seinfeld, you know...
...fucking shit?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 13:43, Reply)
Of course.
'That', as they say in internet land, 'is', as they also say, 'the joke'.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 13:45, Reply)


(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 13:47, Reply)
Oh thank god
For a moment there I was worried I was about to fall foul of a contrary opinion ONLINE.

That would have finished me fo'shizzle.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 13:51, Reply)
How DARE you
How VERY DARE you

I am OUTRAGED ON THE INTERNET
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 13:43, Reply)
Fucks sake manchester
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-19799151
sort yourself out.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 13:43, Reply)
Fucking overreacting Northern pricks.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 13:46, Reply)
From what I can tell there's two feuding families.
Well get a bunch of coppers hanging about and make sure they don't cause any trouble, rather than close every pub in two areas.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 13:47, Reply)
They need to get a fucking grip on themselves.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 13:48, Reply)
Basically, what I'm saying is that the police don't know what they're doing and they should let me organise it all.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 13:49, Reply)
or just turn up at the funeral and kill one family,
then no more feud.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 2 Oct 2012, 13:49, Reply)
I'm thinking something a bit more civilized.
More akin to a Thunderdome than a battle on the streets.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 13:50, Reply)
Dig a pit,
throw em in, see who crawls out.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 2 Oct 2012, 13:51, Reply)
bagsy going on your shoulders

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:12, Reply)
or arrange a marriage between a guy from one family and a girl from the other family
who then kill themselves, and this somehow makes things better
(quintsy, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 13:51, Reply)
awwww, you romantic old soul you.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 2 Oct 2012, 13:54, Reply)
I think that could work better as a musical.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:13, Reply)
i want olly murs and leona lewis in the lead roles

(quintsy, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:14, Reply)
I don't know who they are.
But you sound as though you know what you're doing.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:18, Reply)
Fuck me there's a new Mad Max being filmed at the moment.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 13:57, Reply)
i for one,
think this is probably a bad idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 2 Oct 2012, 13:59, Reply)
Mel Gibson isn't in it.
If that helps.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 13:59, Reply)
not really.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:00, Reply)
Charlize Theron is in it if that helps.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:00, Reply)
and Rosie Huntington-Whiteley
this has hit written all over it
(quintsy, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:02, Reply)
And the kid from About a Boy and Skins.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:04, Reply)
and the wives are called fragile, capable and DAG?
doesn't dag mean sheep poo?
(quintsy, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:05, Reply)
Dunno, where's Poppet when you need her.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:06, Reply)
from wikipedia
"Originally a word meaning the dried faeces left dangling from the wool on a sheep's rear end"
(quintsy, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:07, Reply)
Same as 'daglock'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:13, Reply)
you seem to know an awful lot about this film,
are you involved in some way?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:04, Reply)
I may or may not be Rosie Huntington-Whiteley's stalker.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:05, Reply)
Is she the vapid piece of furniture from Transformers 3?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:12, Reply)
Nah it's that 'River Cottage' prick.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:13, Reply)
Oh man, what's he gonna do, raise a tin of dog food in a free range manner and then get upset when a biker eats it?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:14, Reply)
Prolly. The cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:15, Reply)
Yep,
Look at her "awards"
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rosie_Huntington-Whiteley#Awards
they didn't even name her, just called her, "the underwear model"
(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:15, Reply)
She's not even that attractive.
Only in the conventional stunning figure, incredible cheekbones and sexy pout sense.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:18, Reply)
I would like to take her to the cinema.
And repeatedly point out how much better the other actresses are than her.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:20, Reply)
Even the shit actresses.
In fact, especially the shit actresses.

I'd be all "Hey, you see that Jennifer Lawrence in The Hunger Games, you see the way she gives a fairly one dimensional portrayal of a resident of a dystopian future forced to fight for her life? Yeah, well, that's a whole dimension more than you managed to achieve in Transformers 3."

And then I'd finger her.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:24, Reply)
"Hey you see that extra there? The one with her back to the camera?
The one who's pretending to eat at the restaurant?
I'd hire her over you for every film I would ever make, I don't even know if she's got any teeth"
(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:26, Reply)
would you finger her though?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:30, Reply)
I could probably get a blowie after that sort of character assasination.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:35, Reply)
'Nic' Cage is, no doubt.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:00, Reply)
Nah, Tom Hardy who's like the new Nic Cage

(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:01, Reply)
Was he the one in 'Bronson'?
I thought that was a great film.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:05, Reply)
that was eric bana
who i didn't even think was that bad in Hulk
(quintsy, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:07, Reply)
You're wrong online.
I bet you're gutted, you like totally thought "Chopper" was "Bronson"

failwhale
(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:07, Reply)
same diff

(quintsy, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:08, Reply)
He was in 'Chopper' which is simply genius.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:07, Reply)
Unlike quinFAILtin

(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:10, Reply)
He's a right 'Chopper' WHICH IS SLANG FOR PENIS!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:11, Reply)
they look like very similar films/characters

(quintsy, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:13, Reply)
i agree.
but i disagree with you about madmax.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:11, Reply)
Well then.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:11, Reply)
*goes in for the kiss*

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:21, Reply)
Yeah, that's the guy.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:07, Reply)
Is that the film which gets to the bottom of exactly how Danny Kendall ended up dead in that car?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:14, Reply)
*chases dragon*


*gets smack on the nose*
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:18, Reply)
I'm just saying 'No' to this.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:21, Reply)
Mad Max 4: Beyond ThunderJew Sugartits Jesuskillers

(quintsy, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:01, Reply)
Mad Max: Fury Road
which is just begging for a furry porn parody.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:02, Reply)
Certainly porn:
Mad Max's Furry Choad.

Or simply Mad Max: Fury Choad
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:06, Reply)
haha I get it, mad max: fury roadeer!

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:11, Reply)
That's good, but I was thinking.
Mad Monkey: Fury Road
(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:13, Reply)
The first and second movies were fucking excellent.
The third was a bit crappy.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:02, Reply)
I may be alone in thinking that the originals weren't all that
Too... Australian.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:03, Reply)
They were utter shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:06, Reply)
so's your mum

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:07, Reply)
I'll be honest, I've had a couple

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:07, Reply)
SEMEN PATEL

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:07, Reply)
*Patels*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:08, Reply)
If I was in the right country I would SO be semen patel'ing right now

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:09, Reply)
also: my phone just made a noise
if it was anyone here, I aint gonna answer
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:10, Reply)
Weren't me, boss, honest.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:12, Reply)
you fucking should be
but it seems Boyce never tires of being wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:07, Reply)
Needs more /alt

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:03, Reply)
Dr Preference!
I always have a disco beat in my head when I read your posts (not meant as an insult if you don't like disco).
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:05, Reply)
That is so homo

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:06, Reply)
'....by Sinnitta.
Coming up after the news: T'Pau.'
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:07, Reply)
we've all come up T'Pau after the news

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:08, Reply)
If Carol Decker was drink, I'd order a double.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:09, Reply)
A DOUBLE DECKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:09, Reply)
a fudge finger more like

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:11, Reply)
It's just enough to give the kids a treat
the damn paedophile
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:13, Reply)
I'm patelling for two here Broadsy.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:18, Reply)
I don't like disco, but I'm not offended as I haven't a fucking clue what you're talking about.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:06, Reply)
This:
Dr Pressure

All you have to do is substitute 'Dr Pressure' with 'Dr Preference' and you're there!
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:12, Reply)
Annoyingly, I really like that track other than the cheesiness

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:14, Reply)

Annoyingly, I really like that track other than the cheesiness the vocal is terrible
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:15, Reply)
Do you?
It's shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:16, Reply)
The original ? Mylo track
yeah, Its fun house music
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:18, Reply)
*Pat Sharp joke*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:19, Reply)
Not sure what you're trying to say there fella
but while you're here, can we 'bust' some 'old skool hip hop flavas'?
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:20, Reply)
Hell yeah.
*beatboxes*
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:21, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MX1leC30b0
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:22, Reply)
err nsfw ^^

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:23, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxOj_3ynblA
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:23, Reply)
tune right there

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:24, Reply)
You are an intelligent man, why is new hip hop so dull?
Is it the lack of samples? The money above all else attitude? Or just because all rappers have a smaller willy than me?
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:26, Reply)
Yup you need real drum loops and a re-focus on skills.
They don't give a fuck about rhyme skills, scratching, any of that stuff any more. It's gash.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:28, Reply)
If hi-jack the terrorist band aren't linked in the next ten seconds imma kick RIGHT off

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:30, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVVw8-8xgw8
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:30, Reply)
The best current hip hop artist is Edan.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:31, Reply)
Actually scrap that, it's the willy thing.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:29, Reply)
I'll be honest, it's not magnificent but its impressive

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:30, Reply)
I've got literally hundreds more like it.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:28, Reply)
I once played a DJ set entirely of 80s beatbox records.
They never asked me back, the cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:22, Reply)
That made me laugh way too much

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:23, Reply)
You must remember Fun House!
The second most fun you could have with balls if you were a child in the 80s
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:22, Reply)
Genuinely don't

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:22, Reply)
It was dismal.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:23, Reply)
It was fucking brilliant if you were 7 or 8, which I was
That would have made you 12 or 13 so not really the appropriate demographic to gain maximum enjoyment.

tl:dr - you're old.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:27, Reply)
I was a BBC kid
I didn't watch that awful slack-jawed "entertainment" for commoners.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:31, Reply)
Kroney: too posh for fun

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:33, Reply)
Kroney: too French for soap

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:35, Reply)
I get this!!!

(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:21, Reply)
The MTV video was pretty good (better than this one),
but the song is quite catchy and it's had the effect that whenever I read a post by Dr P, it sets my mind off into a disco world of fun - at the moment, his posts mainly recall the Saturday Night Fever soundtrack.
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:20, Reply)
Haha, gay

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:21, Reply)
Disco is the worst music ever, FACT

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:17, Reply)
you are so gay

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:19, Reply)
For you? But of course
I'm afraid I'm not a housewhale though so no breasts here
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:21, Reply)
I'll be honest, i like breasts

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:26, Reply)
Do you really though?
You say that, but you've caught a glimpse of the 'boys' in the changing room, haven't you? Maybe your gaze lingered a bit too long and you feel confused now?
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:28, Reply)
Must quibble here old boy
Modern R'n'B has to be the worst for its preposterous endurance, despite every song being almost entirely identical. At least with Britpop everyone moved on and can now look back and laugh at those who thought it was anything other than fucking terrible.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:21, Reply)
Have to agree with you here DF,
please get rid of that sampled 'clap' that's used as part of the rhythm section in almost every song.
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:24, Reply)
And that terrifyingly predictable "OoooooOOOOOOooooohhhhhh"
at the start of every track. Like the singer's going on a ghost train as they begin recording.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:28, Reply)
Bah!
*goes to chew a plank of wood*
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:32, Reply)
Just because you're embaressed at wearing a hand sprayed T-shirt and a black netting vest like the manics
doesn't mean the rest of us think all the music produced in the mid 90s was terrible.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:27, Reply)
Incidentally, would anyone like to see this picture of Darth?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:28, Reply)
'Fuck that Shit'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:29, Reply)
I read this as "MMPS isn't around so I'm going to get my attention fix from someone else"

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:30, Reply)
I read this as "I'm terrified he might post this picture because even though I don't think he actually would because everyone says he's not a cunt in real life, a small part of me fears that he might actually be."

(Bazongaloid, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:33, Reply)
It's a mexican standoff!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:34, Reply)
I think terrified might be an exaggeration
although given how utterly mortifying said photo is, brown trouser time is probably appropriate.

I don't think you'll post it because I'm a little crybaby who'll mod you to fuck in less time than it takes for that photo to kill the average erection.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:36, Reply)
Ok now I want to see it!
How has Al got such an incriminating photo of you?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:37, Reply)
He's pretty easy to find on facebook.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:38, Reply)
One of his friends posted it and I managed to save it before he took it down.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:39, Reply)
That's a bit creepy tbh

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:39, Reply)
i've got LOADS of photos of darth

(quintsy, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:40, Reply)
It's not as creepy as the photos he has taken of the front windows of your flat.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:41, Reply)
Yeah I know, but seriously, this photo is fucking hilarious and I couldn't miss the opportunity to torture Darth for the rest of time knowing that at any minute I might just post it
not even in response to anything related, just, you know, one day I simply think "the world should see this picture" and then do it.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:43, Reply)
It is a bit creepy
but I choose to take it as a compliment. A sexy, stalkery compliment
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:45, Reply)
why not gaz it to a few select board members

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:47, Reply)
Okay, who do you suggest?
I think anotherwanker and Quint would be my first choices.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:49, Reply)
Problem is they would definately post it on the board, thus undermining your power

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:49, Reply)
Hmmmmm, you're right
who should I send it too then?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:52, Reply)
Send it to me, I won't board post it
I'm not that much of cunt, but i will have a giggle at it
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:53, Reply)

I'm not that much of cunt, but i will have a giggle at it I can only just about manage typing words into here - posting a picture would make my brain melt.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:55, Reply)
Funnily enough i am actually unable to post pictures due to our firewall so DF would be 100% safe

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:56, Reply)
me, i'm trustworthy

(quintsy, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:53, Reply)
that would entail knowing people's names
and i can only remember his first name, age, and place of residence
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:40, Reply)
I know your first name too
*grins*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:41, Reply)
If you want a picture just ask and I'll cock gaz you right away

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:42, Reply)
OK
I'm asking
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:43, Reply)
Just google "Norwiches biggest bender"

(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:41, Reply)
Nonsense
I know Norwich's biggest bender. Biblically.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:44, Reply)
You mean this?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:42, Reply)
Best FB reply EVAR

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:43, Reply)
It really was

(Bazongaloid, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:44, Reply)
A while ago an old friend of mine was good enough to scan a load of very old photos and upload them to FB
Much nostalgia was had by all, but one of these pics is just horrible. Al will tell you he can get it off my FB because my security is rubbish, whereas in fact he must have saved it as I banned him from accessing my FB due to his previous form in this respect.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:40, Reply)
if you gaz me photos of your anus i promise i won't post them here

(quintsy, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:42, Reply)
will you pay his mortgage?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:43, Reply)
Damn you!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:44, Reply)
MWAHAHAHAHAHA

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:46, Reply)
You need to pay off some of his mortgage first.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:44, Reply)
worse than nakers

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:46, Reply)
I thought you didn't like this meme?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:46, Reply)
oh yeah :(

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:52, Reply)
#wtn

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:56, Reply)
DF, don't worry about it.
I just had a quick look at your profile and fair play to being able to dance properly! A good mate of mine runs a dance school and has a great time. After that, the odd 'embarrassing' photo shouldn't hurt too much, should it?
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:49, Reply)
That's very kind of you sir
but you're assuming I'm any good at it. Where is your mate's school? If he does competitive Ballroom it's not unreasonable to assume that I know him by name.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:51, Reply)
Text message to b3th already written, finger hovering over the 'send' button.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:38, Reply)


(Bazongaloid, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:38, Reply)
Yeah, but i love that autotune shiznit, it's the bomb

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:34, Reply)
Disco is 100 times better than 'post rock', 'sadcore', 'breakcore', 'nu metal'
and a host of other subgenres with bent names.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:26, Reply)
That said, a lot of it is terrible.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:30, Reply)
I wasn't endorsing it, it's just the effect that Dr P has on my mind!

(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:33, Reply)
Exciting lunchtime news
I bought some new pants and some mid tan shoe polish
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:22, Reply)
How mid tan?
On the Photoshop scale? Mid tan is a bit vague, sorry.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:26, Reply)
I dunno, Timpson mid tan
google it
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:31, Reply)
I bought some more sandwiches and a tin of dandelion and burdock

(Bazongaloid, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:26, Reply)
Dandelion and Burdock
did you travel to the 1950's for for lunch?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:33, Reply)
i got given a free case of Dandelion and Burdock drink,
a new company, promoting a new drink, so i said i'd try and sell the free case and buy more if it proved popular. Apart from the one I had to taste it, the rest went out of date. It is interminably horrid.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:36, Reply)
it's dr pepper for the elderly

(quintsy, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:37, Reply)

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