love, love will tear us apart, again.
when was the last time you had your heart ripped out your chest and shat on?

Alt: what stops you being sad? what placebo do you use to pretend that your life isn't a shit pointless trudge towards death.

AltAlt: name you fav childhood disappointment.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 11:10, 185 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Altalt: Grange Hill post Gonch/Trevor Cleaver/Vince Savage
Rubbish.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 11:12, Reply)

say no, just like zammo.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 11:14, Reply)

I've found a documentary called "Operation Solstice"
all about the Battle of Beanfield, why is the Earl of Cardigan a witness?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 11 Oct 2012, 11:15, Reply)

Perhaps it was his land?
I don't know, soz
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 11:18, Reply)

That's the doc to watch on the subject - harrowing stuff.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 11:20, Reply)

Operation Solstice Windy's Life Story

Beanfield Bosworth Field

why is the Earl of Cardigan a witness because I look like a medieval nobleman.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 11:22, Reply)

ah now, I actually know this.
In 1953 two farmers had an argument about the boundaries of their land, specifically around "beanfield" (which hadn't been used to grow beans since 1769). They asked the local magistrate, the 10th Lord Cardigan, to mediate the dispute.
They settled on having a fight, naked, in a pigsty full of brambles. The fight lasted three weeks with most of rural England devastated and hundreds of thousands dead. It also caused the collapse of the monarchy with liz being installed shortly after.

In the end Cardigan called it a draw and was shot for treason.

I hope this helps.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 11:23, Reply)

And all for wearing a cardigan! It seems silly now.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 11:25, Reply)

Did you also know that Lord Cardigan invented the sandwich for use as a handy snack at the Battle of Balaclava?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 11:26, Reply)

you idiot, the sandwich was invented by Sir Alfred Sandwich in 1876
as a way for petrol stations to make more money.

fucking hell, what do they teach people in history class these days?
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 11:27, Reply)

They set out from his land and he followed them and witnessed the event
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_the_Beanfield#Legal_action
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 11:25, Reply)

I see you have already set up an account to use on /links
www.b3ta.com/links/If_were_doing_Grange_Hill_links_then_the_best_character_has_to_get_a_look_in
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 11:17, Reply)

#diedinBronsonscar

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 11:19, Reply)

best thread ever, can you invite some QOTWers so we can get some real misery?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 11:14, Reply)

chompy asked for it, the miserable shit.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 11:15, Reply)

MK has finally ground him down
You mark my words they'll be a work place shooting by the end of the month
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 11:19, Reply)

I've got a long weekend so I'm leaving in a couple of hours

(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 11:22, Reply)

probably best you get some rest, spend some time with your family and come back fresh on Monday

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 11:23, Reply)

TUESDAY!

(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 11:25, Reply)

I'll see you next Tuesday then

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 11:27, Reply)

Joy Division are one of my favourite bands, as are Liquid Liquid.
True facts.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 11:15, Reply)

thanks dozer, good to know.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 11:16, Reply)

any time MMPS
I also rather like Slayer, Palace and Mogwai. Can't stand The Smiths or Metallica.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 11:22, Reply)

I'm not surprised, Joy Division are shit.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 11:19, Reply)

no they aren't

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 11:23, Reply)

They really are.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 11:53, Reply)

they really aren't

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 12:02, Reply)

Oh man,
i've got a great story about having my heart ripped out, but it's a long one, and I come across as a bit of a saddo.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 11 Oct 2012, 11:16, Reply)

POST IT POST IT POST IT!!!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 11:16, Reply)

Alright, give me a minute, I'll type it all out.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 11 Oct 2012, 11:17, Reply)

done.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 11 Oct 2012, 11:33, Reply)

Are there any girls in here today, i have a question

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 11:21, Reply)

I've met some girls before
Hope this helps
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 11:22, Reply)

No, it's not normal, it doesn't happen to every guy.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 11:23, Reply)

in the office as well!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 11:23, Reply)

I'm one. Ask away.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 11:24, Reply)

So a client of mine just came to chat with me, she has nice breasts and I do like breasts
but she crouched down next to where I'm sitting and leant forward slightly thus exposing said breasts to all and sundry.

My questions is, do girls know they are showing so much off? Do they do it on purpose? If so do they care or is it part of a plan?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 11:27, Reply)

You're such an idiot.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 11:30, Reply)

I. DON'T. EVEN.
I'm not sure what this is worse than. well past worse than nakers here.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 11:31, Reply)

wtn, brah.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 11:32, Reply)

Yes, yes, and yes
She's using her feminine wiles to mess with your head in the hope of gaining an advantage.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 11:32, Reply)

snakes with tits, LB, snakes with tits

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 11:33, Reply)

this was my conclusion

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 11:40, Reply)

yes, they are supposed to bleed every month.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 11:24, Reply)

It's actually true - it's not her, it's you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 11:24, Reply)

Alt; my degree.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 11 Oct 2012, 11:27, Reply)

a girl! Answer my question

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 11:28, Reply)

which is?

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 11 Oct 2012, 11:31, Reply)

Oh, I just saw it.
If she flirty smiles at you, yes, she's doing it on purpose, yes it's part of a plan, it's because she wants you to bend her further over the table and fuck her.

OMG you fucking flid. Of course we do it on purpose. Of course we know exactly how much we're showing. If we're showing you, we do not CARE if you're slyly ogling our tits. It makes us feel good to feel like we're mildly attractive!
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 11 Oct 2012, 11:33, Reply)

I think you're all underestimating how hideous Naked Ape is in real life.
That's not his username, that's what the people who found him as a baby actually call him.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 11:51, Reply)

Hey, some desperate women will take what they can get.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 11 Oct 2012, 11:57, Reply)

And that's why I have a girlfriend

(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 12:00, Reply)

Nakkers wants you to look at his penis to see if it's "normal"

(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 11:28, Reply)

nice one, waste time AND money!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 11:28, Reply)

Also, Really? You're really asking me this when the fiasco is only just over?
YOU INSENSTIVE SNAGGLETOOTHED CUNTRAG!
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 11 Oct 2012, 11:31, Reply)

don't fight it tess, listen to some smashing pumpkins and cry over his photo

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 11:32, Reply)

deleted them all, threw them out, burned all the mementos, chucked everything else out.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 11 Oct 2012, 11:34, Reply)

LET IT OUT!!!!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 11:36, Reply)

Why did you burn your minty sweets?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 11:42, Reply)

The whole time you were crywanking

(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 11:53, Reply)

I thought a fiasco was like a Latin American party.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 11:33, Reply)

Isn't it a type of spicy cheese wrap?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 11:36, Reply)

Oh yeah that's it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 11:41, Reply)

I thoroughly enjoyed this:
www.sabotagetimes.com/football-sport/newcastle-wonga-com-an-idiots-guide-to-morality-in-football/

"I’d cancel my subscription to the coverage, but I wouldn’t want the massive multi-national currently under investigation for unfathomable levels of corruption and civil liberty abuses, to suffer unnecessarily. I’m also not sure how long I could last without seeing my beloved millionaire, playboy, vacuous, adulterers elbow each other in the face, or showcase their new range of £50 flat-peak caps on light entertainment shows. I’m only human."
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 11:32, Reply)

I used to love watching football
Now I have next to no interest in it, it's overpriced, boring and celebrity - obsessed, just like any other TV.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 11:36, Reply)

Altalt: machine gun out of the back window of the car.
We went through this the other day. And my Aston Martin and Space 1999 phonebox incident.

Alt: MASSIV DRUGZ FOR THE LULZ!

When I was 17 was the last time I was absolutely inconsoleable. Now it's all about the 5 F's.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 11:32, Reply)

Fe Fi Fo Fum?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 11:34, Reply)

Fingers.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 11:37, Reply)

I'm going to regret this probably, but here we go. I was probably about 16 or 17 or so,
and I met this gorgeous girl at a Friends party. She was a mutual friend, but up until this point we had never met somehow. So we got chatting, and we had a couple of beers, and turned out she lived near me, so I offered to walk her home. The half hour walk took about 2 hours becuase we were chatting away, and looking at stuff, and it was one of those magical meetings.
So, I got her number, and we got together. Well, from day 1 maybe i shoudl have known better, but no. She had been a bit of tearaway when it came to blokes, the stories of her past exploits shocked me a little, even thought i'd had a few partners, she was all about the random encounters. She had a bloke who worked in London in westminster, that she would go and see just for sex, and the same with a bloke in oxford, but we got on so well, and she was ace and seemed really in to me, and said she'd stop all of that because she was totally in to me.
Well, I took her word for it, and we stayed together for about 4 years. We went on Holidays together, I must have blown every penny i had got from when my grandad died to take us to Venice. At the time, it was perfect, couldn't have been happier. She moved in to my flat for a bit, then off she went to university, and we stayed together. Wehad the odd argument, as she was still friends with this fella she used to bump uglies with in oxford, but every time, she'd talk me down, and I'd agree that i was being paranoid, and that we loved eachother.
She went to Uni, I went to visit on every day off, and it all seemed lke it would be ok. We had plans that i'd get a job down in London when she moved out of Halls, and it would all be blissful. I had already dropped out of Uni at this point, and reall thought i was going to make my life with this girl. She was studying to be a doctor, and I was still working in pubs, and then it all started to sort of fall apart. She got in with her doctor student friends, and i was still a bit of a dirty metaller, and in some ways, i guess we just grew apart, slowly we stopped wanting to do the same stuff, and that was it. She left me, one afternoon in the park, just turned round and said she couldn't be with me, I didn't have a career, I was a bar man, and she was going to be a doctor, and it would never work. I was heartbroken. I loved this girl.
Now, that was hearbreaking enough, but after a couple of months, i got a call from her, she wanted to meet up, catch up, stay friends, all that shit, And i was so toatally in to her still, that i jumped at any chance to see her. I told myself we were just frineds, but i knew deep down was still inlove with her.
Cue 3 or 4 months with me jumping through hoops for her, going to hers, we were sleeping together again, i was a bit depressed still, as i knew she didn't love me, but i loved her, and that was enough, and i had to be with her.
Then she dropped the bomb one night when we were drunk. She thought she's already told me, and that i had got over it, but no, she said Throughout the entire nearly 4 year relationship, she was still down in london, shagging this politician fellow, even sometimes when I was coming down, she'd be late to meet me, as she was in his office getting busy. I exploded, i went crazy, I'd never been more hurt or heartborken, she told me that she never really believed in love, but liked me so much she didn't want me to go, so she kept it from me. I mean, i hadn't thought about this guy in years, and that was it. What i thought was my most important encounter, my first really big love, and bang, it was a bit shit.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 11 Oct 2012, 11:33, Reply)

Cool story bro.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 11:35, Reply)

MMPS asked me to post it,
and i did.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 11 Oct 2012, 11:37, Reply)

yeah, fuck you boyce, this is GOLD.
he's just jelly piggy cause he's too scared to post his shit.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 11:44, Reply)

If you'd like to check your doormat, you will see JUST HOW WRONG YOU ARE here.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 11:47, Reply)

oh monty :'(
why must you always be worse than nakers?
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 11:50, Reply)

ALWAYS

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 11:59, Reply)

...

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 11:35, Reply)

Who was the politician?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 11:36, Reply)

*please be clegg please be clegg please be clegg please be clegg *

(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 11:37, Reply)

David Mellor

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 11:39, Reply)

Lembit Öpik

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 11:40, Reply)

Michael Heseltine

( Kroney, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 11:41, Reply)

Michael Foot.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 11:43, Reply)

John Major?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 11:43, Reply)

eric pickles

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 11:43, Reply)

Pitt the Younger

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 11:43, Reply)

Pitt the even Younger

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 11:44, Reply)

David Blunkett

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 11:46, Reply)

Betty Boothroyd

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 11:46, Reply)

Oliver Cromwell and Benjamin Disreali tag team

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 11:47, Reply)

Cyril Smith

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 11:47, Reply)

Sir Rhodes Boyson

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 11:48, Reply)

Kruschev

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 11:49, Reply)

Keith Vaz

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 11:49, Reply)

Kim Jong Ill

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 11:50, Reply)

Harvey Milk

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 11:55, Reply)

the cheeky girls?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 12:42, Reply)

Did you go to the party as Ross?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 11:38, Reply)

selfish bitch
come here and have acuddle WP
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 11:38, Reply)

snugglewuggles.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 11 Oct 2012, 11:50, Reply)

i've lost all respect for you

(quintsy, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 11:40, Reply)

that's alright Q,
I don't need your respect.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 11 Oct 2012, 11:46, Reply)

you know you do

(quintsy, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 11:50, Reply)

even though I love you pigster, it pains me to do this, it really does. she does seem like a total cunt. I'm glad you've got a new and very hot girl who you want to marry. try to understand.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! you total fucking idiot! I mean seriously? WTF were you thinking you sodding fool!
Oh man, I'm going to klik diz merely so I can read it over and over again and laugh like a fucking drain about it!!!!
jesus fucking christ, that really is one of the most pathetic love fuck ups I've ever read.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 11:43, Reply)

I have copied it and saved it onto an e-mail and sent it to everyone I know.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 11:44, Reply)

i've posted it on my facebook, twitter, tumblr and flikr and google+

(quintsy, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 11:46, Reply)

upvoting this

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 11:46, Reply)

we have to get this trending
#fuckedoverbyapolitician
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 11:49, Reply)

it'll be on links by next week

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 11:47, Reply)

I really was a fucking berk,
thankfully i can look back on it now and chuckle about how much of a dick i really was.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 11 Oct 2012, 11:44, Reply)

it's not the leaving you, really, it's the manipulation that sucks here.
if people want an open relationship, be fucking honest about it. if the partner ain't cool, find someone who is. not fucking rocket science.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 11:46, Reply)

You probably have politician AIDS

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 11:46, Reply)

No you can't.
It still knots your stomach and makes you feel sick and betrayed.

You should totes put her name on here so we can all try and find her. That'll teach the bitch.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 11:47, Reply)

nah,
we actually went for a drink a few months back, she is a succesful doctor, and she actually apologised for not believing that I could make a career out of pub work.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 11 Oct 2012, 11:49, Reply)

but she didn't apologise for beinga slag?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 11:51, Reply)

oh yeah,
but a long time ago.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 11 Oct 2012, 11:55, Reply)

yeah thanks WHORE it is a nice pub.
so SLUT how's the being a FUCKING DIRTY COW getting on?
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 11:51, Reply)

yeah but you haven't really

(quintsy, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 11:52, Reply)

Is she still dirty?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 11:52, Reply)

Sounds like we could probably have a go on her, too.

( Kroney, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 11:55, Reply)

we just need to put on our shiniest ukip badge

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 12:45, Reply)

a
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 12:26, Reply)

Bad times.
I feel your pain.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 11:43, Reply)

Last Christmas Eve.
It was fun, I recommend it.

Alt: I like loud music for that. And drives. I'll put some loud music on in the car and go driving whilst singing loudly. I'm such a bender. Meaningless casual relationships are also pretty good for making you feel better.

AltAlt: I didn't really have anything significant, I was quite a content kid. I was a little disappointed when Mum bought us a Megadrive instead of a SNES, mind.
( Kroney, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 11:35, Reply)

You ungrateful cunt.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 11:39, Reply)

I wanted Streetfighter, I got Sonic the fucking Hedgehog.
I think it was perfectly justified, myself.
( Kroney, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 11:40, Reply)

hedgehog cunt

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 11:41, Reply)

Think of all the dudes your Mum had to bang to get you that Sega!!?!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 11:42, Reply)

I do feel a bit bad. She was a single mum and a district nurse, so she wasn't exactly raking it in.
My brother and I had mentioned wanting one the previous year. She must have saved up all those months to get it.

My mum's awesome.
( Kroney, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 11:44, Reply)

Mum went to Iceland
To cool her burning foof down.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 11:45, Reply)

she really is

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 11:47, Reply)

I hope you stabebd the bitch in the face.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 11:48, Reply)

The ex or my mum?
It'd be appropriate in both cases, I'm just asking for the sake of clarification.
( Kroney, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 11:54, Reply)

Megadrives were better anyway.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 11:54, Reply)

Yeah, I came around once I started playing Streets of Rage 2.

( Kroney, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 11:55, Reply)

prophets are better

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 11:58, Reply)

well my now ex-girlfriend decided to break up with me twice last month
once on our anniversary and once shortly after her breast scan, i put it down to the stress of the whole situation and forgave her, but then this week she was acting mental again and we've parted ways. not exactly heartbreaking, but all the best to her and that.

alt what really cheers me up is a melting chocolate in cream to make ganache like a did the other day, i might never eat non-melted chocolate again.

altalt pappa
(quintsy, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 11:49, Reply)

awww, Q
she gone? That's a real shame.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 11 Oct 2012, 11:50, Reply)

it is a bit, i care about the silly cow
but we're no good for each other windy
(quintsy, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 11:51, Reply)

is she fit?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 11 Oct 2012, 11:56, Reply)

she's a bit flat chested

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 11:58, Reply)

On the other hand, not so much

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 11:58, Reply)

she's gained a little weight this year, but i still would
probably not as good looking as your Megan Fox/Angelina Jolie-esque girlfriend :(
(quintsy, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 12:00, Reply)

+ oom mow mow

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 11:50, Reply)

I hope her tit falls off

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 11:52, Reply)

all three of them?

(quintsy, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 11:52, Reply)

You don't live with her?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 11:54, Reply)

naw, we preferred to keep large parts of our lives seperate
probably why we lasted so long to begin with
(quintsy, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 11:58, Reply)

It makes this sort of thing easier
but it also makes it easy to walk away rather than face up to and work through stuff.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 12:05, Reply)

we've been trying to face up to and work through stuff for months
she wasn't happy, it just wasn't happening, end of
(quintsy, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 12:07, Reply)

bet you wish the bitch did have cancer now

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 11:55, Reply)

haha, nah

(quintsy, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 11:58, Reply)

A couple of years back. EDIT: No, it wasn't Bella.
Alt: Steak and a good ale, cheers me up even when I'm at my lowest. Although I haven't had steak in a couple of months now.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 11:54, Reply)

One day she was there, the next she had just rolled away

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 11:55, Reply)

Haha she's really not a steak, either
more of an E grade beef burger patty
( Kroney, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 11:56, Reply)

how long were you talking for before you noticed she'd gone?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 11:56, Reply)

is this a dead mum joke?

(quintsy, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 12:04, Reply)

No. Fucking. Way.
Alt: Playing guitar. When you can play guitar, everything else in life is just gravy.

Altalt: Finding evidence that I wasn't adopted.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 12:01, Reply)

Oh man,
i wasn't adopted either, we could be brothers!!!
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 11 Oct 2012, 12:04, Reply)

BROTHER FROM ANOTHER MOTHER

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 12:05, Reply)

Also
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( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 12:12, Reply)

Oh man everyones favourite moist pork person suggested this weeks question of the week.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 12:06, Reply)

Windy Pig?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 12:30, Reply)

Wet ham man

(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 12:30, Reply)

what books are you shower reading at the moment?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 12:14, Reply)

I don't read in the shower.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 12:15, Reply)

God is not Great
by Christopher Hitchens
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 12:16, Reply)

I just read Heart of Darkness again.
And I've got Last Exit to Brooklyn on the go. Lolita next, I love that book.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 12:21, Reply)

Vulcan 607 - finished it this morning
Very good read
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 12:22, Reply)

Indeed
but smacks a lot of the RAF trying not to be left out.
Try "Sea Harrier Over the Falklands" by Sharkey Ward for a slightly different point of view.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 12:25, Reply)

1986 - 1998
Alt: comedy. Stick on a favourite stand up DVD, watch some sitcoms or a silly film, and I feel a bit better again.

AltAlt: I never got a Girl's World. I really wanted one, too. My mum couldn't find one anywhere in Berlin, where we were living at the time, so she improvised the best she could.

I got a wig on a polystyrene head.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 11 Oct 2012, 12:34, Reply)

B3th's posted.
Quick, somebody start a new thread.
( Kroney, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 12:35, Reply)

Yeah, that's pretty much how it works.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 11 Oct 2012, 12:39, Reply)

Oh shit I meant to post that on the secret board

( Kroney, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 12:46, Reply)