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I saw fireworks last night, did you?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 8:50,
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All across South London.
Sadly i was still stuck at my 8th floor desk watching them out the window wondering why I have a job that means I am still at my desk at 6PM.
Then I remembered I wasted half my day on B3ta yesterday, so didn't really have anyone else to blame.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 8:55,
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Fireworks are shit, for cunts etc miserable bastards etc.
Good for you, A-Dizz. I saw the inside of a bar with Monts.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 9:01,
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Nope, no fireworks.
Instead I sat in bed and watched tv. Also, I'm in australia, and we don't have fireworks readily available for guy fawkes day, namely because we don't celebrate it.
Also. WOO lab fun times!
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Poppet some assembly required., Tue 6 Nov 2012, 9:06,
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If I say that 'Woo Lab Fun Times' fits exactly to the tune of The Beatles 'Gooday Sunshine'
I bet you can't get it out of your head. Because I fucking can't.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 9:11,
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Quite easily. My housemate has X factor on, and Kesha was singing.
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Poppet some assembly required., Tue 6 Nov 2012, 9:21,
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oh god, and now a 14 year old is.
My ears... they bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed.
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Poppet some assembly required., Tue 6 Nov 2012, 9:25,
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Have they got dead grandparents that would have loved to have
lived long enough to see them?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 9:32,
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no idea.
All I know is my ears were assaulted. Viciously.
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Poppet some assembly required., Tue 6 Nov 2012, 9:34,
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I was in a pub watching football
heard some bangs a couple of times and the occasional whistle, but didn't really see anything. But the team I claim interest in beat the other team by 2 goals to "nil" so I was happy.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 9:10,
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No. Fireworks are shit.
So are you.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 9:12,
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Miserable midget.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 9:18,
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Good morning darling x
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 9:39,
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yeah, there were AWESOME.
bright lights and loud noises are just tops!
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 9:21,
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hey, it's okay to enjoy bright lights and loud noises when psychotropic drugs aren't involved.
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Poppet some assembly required., Tue 6 Nov 2012, 9:22,
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I ain't no monty hilary boyce.
stay away from drugz kids, just look at monty if you need inspiration.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 9:24,
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I am not sure "inspiration" is the word I'd use.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 9:29,
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what word would you use?
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 9:32,
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Yes
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 9:39,
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Only one or two, was at a gig most of the night
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 9:40,
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b*witched?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 9:57,
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A Hanson tribute band
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:10,
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Neither, it was Less Than Jake
Was great fun.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:11,
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Less Worse
J +N +rs
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:14,
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I rather like Less Than Jake
didn't realise they were still going.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:17,
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Aye, 20 years now
Still full of energy, had a great laugh
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:19,
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I really ned to start drinking more often
If I dont have a beer/wine on a night I feel like shite in the morning. Alcohol is the answer
What was the question again?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 9:53,
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The question was:
Do you have a problem with drink?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 9:54,
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poor sportscow :(
so addled with drink he pees in his slippers and shits in a sink
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 9:56,
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Why do you drink so much?
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Poppet some assembly required., Tue 6 Nov 2012, 9:55,
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because he lives in the north and there is "nowt else t' dur"
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 9:56,
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well it is very grim up there.
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Poppet some assembly required., Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:03,
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cos drinking is cool
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:24,
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I didn't look up, so I didn't see any.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 9:55,
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are you a dog?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 9:56,
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No, I'm the guitarist from Chapterhouse.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 9:58,
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Forgive me B3ta for tonight I will be sinning against nature, I will be turning the natural order ono it's head, I will be siding with the feeble minded
I will, I'm sorry to say, be cooking a vegetarian meal : (
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 9:56,
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This is just the beginning.
Soon you'll be joining me and my African drumming circle friends.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 9:57,
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I' better eat some bacon STAT
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:00,
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fuck em, if they're eating in your house it's your rules.
they're too weak to fight you off anyway, force a roast down their gullets.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 9:57,
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I know, I've let you down, I've let B3ta down, but mostly I've let myself down
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 9:58,
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you deserve the derision tangles gave you, up there ^
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:00,
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You wanker.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:00,
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If it helps, she isn't myt friend
It's the wife that is bringing dishonor on the house of Ape
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:02,
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You need to cunt punch your wife for this.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:03,
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Saying "I only eat food with meat in" is just as bad as saying "I'm a vegetarian"
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PsychoChomp, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:01,
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way to take a joke post seriously you prick
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:02,
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You wouldn't know a joke post, if it woke you up and called you a bent spastic.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:05,
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Here's a joke for you
5.9.83.79/users/profile.php?id=48141
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:06,
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Lame.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:07,
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duck?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:08,
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I am so zinged.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:08,
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true, you'd better pop back to your data entry for the morning before your department is cut
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:09,
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You'll have to console yourself with some zinger beer.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:09,
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That was really shit.
Sorry everyone.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:09,
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I just did some sick in my mouth.
you disgust me.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:10,
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I... I've been under a lot of pressure.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:11,
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that's it. I'm putting a formal warning in your file.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:13,
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Oh come on...
You don't need to make a permanent mark against me.
I can make up for this, just give me a chance to prove myself.
You won't regret it.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:15,
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you know what tangles? I like you, I really do.
how would it look to the others though, if I let you off, hmmm?
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:19,
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I'm not asking you to let me off, but you can use a little discretion here, can't you?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:24,
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we have procedures here for a reason tangles.
don't make this any worse than it needs to be. would a warning and your status being changed to "worse than nakers" be better?
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:29,
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No sir, sorry sir.
I'll take the warning.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:30,
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very good.
I don't want to see you in this office again tangles.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:33,
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Thank you sir.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:33,
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I put a batch of St Peters Brewery Ruby red ale on last night.
It's going well.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:11,
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I really like the St Peter's stuff.
I'll be interested if it turns out the same.
I drank some homebrewed Coopers Pale Ale the other night and couldn't really tell the difference.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:13,
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The only difference really is that the comercial stuff can remove the yeast much more effectivley.
So home brew is usually cloudier.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:14,
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There's an IPA version as well, which I was tempted to buy but it was £25
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PsychoChomp, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:16,
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I had an IPA as well (not sure which one), but it wasn't that good.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:18,
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what does a cow eat for breakfast? moosli.
NOW THAT'S COMEDY.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:09,
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lol
My doctor told to avoid saturated fat. So I stopped fucking chompy's mum in the shower
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:10,
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what do you call a donkey with three legs?
A WONKEY.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:12,
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What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:20,
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YE!!! What's brown and sticky?
A STICK!!!!
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:22,
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What do you call a man with a rabbit in his trousers?
WARREN!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:32,
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Seriously, try some quinoa. it'll change your view if you do it right.
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Poppet some assembly required., Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:04,
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noa m
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:05,
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^what he said.
it's cracking with some lamb.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:05,
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I think that stops the dish being vegetarian friendly
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:06,
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fuck em, they'd thank you for it.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:07,
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Some of my favourite things to cook are vegetarian, it's not the end of the world.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:12,
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Some of my favourite things to cook are vegetarian, it's not the end of the world.
I cook herbivores too!
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:19,
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I hate that this made me laugh.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:39,
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slowly, slowly, you all convertee
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:41,
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no chance, remember I had some crackling and a sausage sandwich for breakfast yesterday
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:42,
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you'll see
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:49,
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Nadine "I'm not a attention vampire honest" Dorris is going on I'm a celebrity
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-20217901
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PsychoChomp, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 9:57,
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If I was one of her constituents I'd be pretty pissed off about that. A month away from representing people's interests isn't right. She should at least give up her salary for that month.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:03,
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She won't last a month. That's for sure.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:04,
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Most of them probably won't have heard of her before this.
And many of those probably still won't realise that she works for them afterwards too.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:11,
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She's a bit of a cow, isn't she?
"She told the newspaper she was taking part in order to raise awareness of issues she is interested in, such as reducing the time limit on abortions from 24 weeks to 20 weeks."
Because it's important more unwanted children are born to families who can't afford them.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:16,
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And also that they can't then claim any help off the state to help them raise the unwanted children.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:20,
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She's just Dubya in disguise
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:21,
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I don't think abortion should really be used as population control.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:28,
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Zyclon-B?
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:30,
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Remind me again how many children you've adopted?
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:48,
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I'm adopted, as is my sister.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:49,
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I'll get my coat.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 15:37,
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There were fireworks last night alright!
Does that answer your usual question quinters?
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Peej, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:28,
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I heard the noisy fucking things, but decided to start a bit of bah-humbugging a bit early.
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:29,
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I had that at the gig
So many there were dressed like utter spastics, it was sickening.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:31,
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Morning Macc Lad.
How's you? And what gig?
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:35,
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Not bad thanks fella, yourself?
Was a blast from the past gig for me, New Found Glory and Less Than Jake at the Academy, absolutely superb.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:38,
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Why is no one bullying EMV?
www.b3ta.com/questions/waterboatsfloats/post1775249#answers-post-1775414I miss Rory sometimes.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:34,
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Give Rory his due,
he was an obnoxious, twattish cunt. But Emily loved him.
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:37,
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i like rory
i hope he comes back
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:40,
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I don't think we'll see Rory Lyon again :(
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:43,
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why not?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:45,
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he's dead nakers.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:45,
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But do they give us a new icon in his honour?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:47,
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a roaring lion of sarcasm
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:47,
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new icons are for /boarders only.
fucking disgrace.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:49,
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A Facebook tribute needs to be started.
All r tru luv Rory, tru solja. 2011-2012. Wiv da Angles now.
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:52,
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No he ain't
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:55,
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hello wee willie winkie
no fireworks last night. but had afternoon tea and cocktails on the river in richmond on sat, and got a cracking view of about 5 different displays. i like fireworks, me. i also like treacle toffee and parkin, neither of which were served with my dainty crust-free wafer-thin cucumber sandwiches. tragic.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:40,
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Parkin?
You can take the girl out of the North...
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:45,
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parkin fucking rocks
but only the day after it is cooked. fresh parkin is horrible.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:46,
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You do know it's made with lard, don't you?
Rendered pig fat, y'know - LARD!
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 11:03,
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You do know other fats are available, don't you?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 11:07,
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OMG, you're like made in chelsea or something!!!!
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:46,
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hang on, one of you says made in chelsea, the other says made oop north
I'M SO CONFUSED
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:47,
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yeah, nakers said something.
what should you do swipey?
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:48,
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i love the ape
he's like a little pet
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:49,
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*rolls on back and exposes "belly"*
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:51,
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*lipsticks*
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:51,
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it's ok
i had you snipped years ago
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:52,
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when are we next not having pizza, Battered said it looked like you had pawed at the keybopard on fb
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:58,
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BATTERED needs to read his emails, everyone else understood it
you and i can not have pizza any night. i am going to the gym tonight, how about we not have pizza there?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:59,
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But you don't look to your pets for guidance.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:51,
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David Blunkett did
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:51,
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exactly. he makes some gibbering noises, pat him on the head and throw him a veggie pie.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:52,
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i am not sure if you are bullying tangles or ape here
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:53,
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I don't bully anyone here.
fucking hell you fat mess, GET IT RIGHT.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:54,
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B3th says you bully her something rotton
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:56,
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B3th assumes that anything anyone says to her is bullying though.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:57,
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I'M NOT BLOBBING!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:57,
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b3th knows it's just me trying to get into her tunnel of love.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 11:05,
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super-morbidly-hyper-obese ACTUALLY
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:59,
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I've never wanted you more.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 11:04,
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Funny band name lol
pic.twitter.com/Vrfkwt1B
D'you think Rob will include this in the newsletter? Or do I have to let him finger my kids first?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 11:03,
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he already has tangles, he already has.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 11:05,
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Where will it all end?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 11:06,
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at the cervix probably
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 11:07,
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his reign of kid fingering terror knows no bounds :(
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 11:08,
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