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Coffee is for Queers and Italians. Who 's on your 'deserves to die' list?
Today, I'm going for people who do that crappy 'Daaaaayyyyyvid Bowwwweeee' voice on the radio.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:17,
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I haven't heard that, but I would guess it's annoying.I dunno, all those tax avoiding pricks who are going in front of MPs this afternoon.
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The government front bench?(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:21,
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I suspect most of the MPs they are going to grovel in front of are just as bad(, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:36, Reply)
I'm never voting for Jimmy Carr again, that's fo sho!(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:40,
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After that Jimmy Carr stroy came out and Mr Cameron jumped on the "morally repugnant" bandwagonit also came out that Barlow and his bandmates were also tax dodging fucktards. But funnily enough Mr C had nothing to say about them, preferring instead to say that it "wasn't approrpriate" to comment on individual peoples tax affairs.
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Barlow has been on the campaign trail backing the Tories.Because he's a fucking cunt.
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You're more of a Stephen Gately fan eh, well here's hoping you don't die a strange, lonely and troubling death(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:47,
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My neighbours
Richard Madely
Steve Wright
Miranda Hart
The taxi driver from the airport this morning
All the bastards who had booked lunch at The Hawksmoor yesterday, meaning we couldn't get a table.
Timmy Mallet
Alan Davies
Piers Morgan
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:26,
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People who post creepy online fantasies about teenage girls.Cunts.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:30,
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you are weapons grade prick.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:32,
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I drink coffee because I am Italian and queer.you prick.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:31,
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Coffee gives me gasas a service to others I avoid it unless desperately hungover.
Is wiping out 99.9% of the male population of the planet in order to slightly improve my dating odds contrary to the spirit of the question?
Sidenote: phys.org/news/2012-08-ucla-transparent-solar-game-changer.html FREE ELECTRICITY WOO
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:31,
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Made with Silver and Titanium and 6% efficientWhooop cheap electricity for everyone.
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If it was ludicrously expensive then 6% efficiency would be a bit pantsbut it probably won't be, so even at that poor conversion rate you'd get your money back pretty quickly. Quicker than solar panels, anyway, which are about 20% efficient at best.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:46,
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it'll be more expensive and less efficient than any currently available PV technologyso no, you won't.
its sole advantage (although, granted, it's probably a biggie) is that it's transparent.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:52,
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People who talk to me when I'm eating.People who end a sentence with the last bit on a high note, sort of a questioning tone. Cunts.
Guardian readers, as bigoted and insular as Torygraph readers, in a completely different way.
Annoying ringtones. Strictly you can't kill them, but anyway.
People who smell of staleness. Soap and water is cheap enough FFS.
I'm getting bored now.
What is the voice anyway? Starman sort of thing?
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what i they read both the guardian and the Telegraph?Does that balance someone out?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:39,
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I love people who missapropriate words like "bigot" and "fundamentalist"and use them to describe people who hold strong views about bigots and fundamentalists.
You're certainly correct with insular though. At least for a lot of them.
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Localboy, for sitting in the outside lane at 70mph and refuing to ove over because"you shouldn't be going any faster anyway"
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:38,
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not if he pulls out in front of someone going fasterThe IAM could evoke his membership if he strays to far from 70.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:42,
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What if he pulled out into a clear lane, but because you are doing 90mph you quickly came up behind him and then tailgated him while he completed the overtaking manuever?
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his fault, he should have seen me coming(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:45,
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nopejut don't like weedy pricks getting in the way.
stick to the inside lane if you're scared
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:50,
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In the way of you exceeding the speed limit by nearly 20% and in a dangerous manner?Clearly your car is a substitute for your inadequate penis.
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Would have been dangeous back when the limit was set, but with modern brakes it's really not that bad at all(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:52,
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Or the stupidity of driversIt should be perfectly safe to drive at 100+MPH on the motorway, in practice it's pretty bloody far from it, due to the failure of drivers to think about anyone but themselves.
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And we come back to my point about drivers pulling out into the way of faster moving traffic(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:58,
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Correct, but you won't cure that by trying to be an even bigger dick than them.(, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 14:03, Reply)
there's no point being rational here.we've already decided it's your fault.
Although, I don't understand why we can't have an elevated motorway speed limit in good conditions, with a reduced one in rain/poor visibility. Even the fucking French can manage that, and they're basically a baguette and some soft cheese away from being the third world.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 14:06,
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Who actually pays attention to that though?I'll tell you who mighters, nobody, that's who.
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no, but a 1.5 ton car on brakes from the 1960's would take a much longer time to stop than the same car fitted with modern brakes and tyres, fact.(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:57,
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Yes, but a modern car is heavier than a car from the 60s and therfore overall stopping distances are about the same.FACT.
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bollockseven my driving instructor said the that the stoping disatnces laid out i the highway code are out of date.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 14:01,
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Indeed but the thinking distance is still the same, and if you're tailgating in the outside lane less than a second (preferably two) behind the car in front you'll hit it before you get chance to use your undoubtedly wonderful modern brakes and tyres.
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yeah, but if you weren't in the way, then I wouldn't be tailgating youtherefore it's you fault
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 14:06,
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I usually go around 80-85 on the motorway and stay out of the outside lane as much as possible as it is full of ignorant cunts, so unlikely.
Many times I've undertaken a queue of such cunts simply by being in the otherwise empty inside lane, without altering speed.
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It's impossible for you to win an argument, by definition Even if arguing with yourself
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A tricky situationwhere some degree of fault would lie with both parties. I'd suggest, for simplicity, we continue to assume it's localboys fault, though.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:47,
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What if you were overtaking someone and were driving at about 80-85mphbut again, someone comes up behind you driving at about 90-100 and then tailgates you until you finish overtaking?
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Hmmm.I think, again, we're going to have to consider the possbility that all responsibility for this lies with localboy.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:53,
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Oh, he's one of those, is he?(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:40,
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I heard he also liked to attend "Psychic Night" at his local Toby Carvery(, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:41, Reply)
I heard last weeks was cancelled due to unforseen circumstances.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:42,
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This is great post; so simple, so withering(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:43,
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I've never actually been to a Toby Carveryor a Harvester.
But I'm guessing they are fucking shit.
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I imagine they are similar to the bastard love child of an Angus Stakehouse and a Bernie Inn(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:45,
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I've never been to an Angus Steakhouse or a "Garfunkels".But I am quite positive that they are also fucking shit.
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I believe I have been to a Harvester in the past.I think you've guessed correctly.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:46,
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there's a toby carvery opening up near where I live.I'm not sure how I feel about this.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:51,
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there's already one a bit further away.I'm not sure how I feel about that either.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:55,
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"ambivalent" ?(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:56,
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I've already eaten thanks.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:57,
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Cross that you've had to walk that bit further for all these years?(, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:57, Reply)
never been to a toby carvery, true story that.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:58,
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I heard they have lots of jugslike a more porcelain hooters
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 14:18,
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I've been to a harvester that had freeview televisions at every table(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 14:10,
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Those who harp on about "power" naps, and "power" salads.What the fuck is a power nap? A snooze? Or something more extreme?
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it used to be included in the price of an air tickethowever the business plans of many of the so called "budget airlines" means that they can no longer aford to offer a hot meal on flights. this leaves the pasenger two options, either bring sandwiches in their hand luggage or purchase an onboard snack.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 14:00,
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It's a short sleep, not exceeding 15 minutes, which someone has given a name that appeals to aspiring businessmen.Hope this helps.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:59,
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suck on a battery while you snooze.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:59,
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there's no "power" in saladsSalads are for pederasts and wronguns.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 14:01,
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Power salad: Bacon sandwich.(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 14:07,
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100% of trufax.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 14:08,
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Up here it's two of your five.salt AND sauce.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 14:09,
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I have never been asked in a chipper if I want sugar on my suppereven up here.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 14:11,
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Apparently some chippies charge for scraps.Which is rather wrong.
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worse than Hitler, that is.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 14:30,
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The Ginges.Always and for ever badgey.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 12 Nov 2012, 14:00,
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my missus is ginger.true story that.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 14:01,
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taht'll be where the "rusty roof, stinky garage" phrase comes from(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 14:09,
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I've never heard 'rusty roof, stinky tyne tunnel' before(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 14:15,
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mine isn'tIMAGINE THAT.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 14:07,
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I know, it's shocking.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 14:10,
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you should dye his hair.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 14:11,
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Find out where they all are.That's the first step
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-20237511
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I find coffee to be a useful stimulant for keeping me awake a bit longer when I am tired.People often mistake my surname for an Italian or Spanish one, but it isn't and I am resolutely heterosexual.
Depsite my many pet hates, I don't wish death on anyone.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 14:02,
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Particularly dumb animals./vegetarian
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 14:06,
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I quite like it when adam and joe do the crappy david bowie voice on the radiono doubt someone will tell me adam and joe are for the bent
I hope everybody shorter than me who owns an umbrella dies
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 14:14,
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the slightly shorter follow up to 50 shades of gray?(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 14:28,
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Actually he also reminds me a bit of you, since your beards are similarbut he was a bit chubbier than you.
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I like it when they done tv shows.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 14:15,
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Fuck you.a good cup of coffee is one of life's great pleasures an I am neither Italian nor homosexual.
people who don't like coffee
people who don't like tea
people who judge others based on their choice of hot brow cafinated beverage.
poppy fascists.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 12 Nov 2012, 14:25,
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Ladt Grey or Earl Grey are the best teas. IMHO.But I won't kill anyone if they disagree. Or even foul them with milk.
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Earl Grey: also for homos.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 14:44,
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what's a poppy facist?Do you mean the "if you dont like r werein poppsies you shud go back were you cum from" brigade?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 14:30,
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what's the opposite of that?really tolerant people?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 14:31,
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people who don't want to wear a poppy but are madew guiltyreally by opposite, I mean, the same
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 14:33,
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I bet you still remember all our fallen heroes though, you hypocrit(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 14:35,
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I'm telling Jeremy Clarkson.uk.tv.yahoo.com/anger-over-top-gear-tweet-during-remembrance-day-silence-%E2%80%93-daily-tv-round-up.html
He'll give you such a tweeting.
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pretty much this^although widened to include anyone that tries to enforce wearing, or imply that not wearing on makes you, bad, un-english, or disrespectful to servicemen/heros etc.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 12 Nov 2012, 14:41,
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burt reynolds clearly has the hottest brow(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 14:31,
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What problem do you have with wearing poppies?Going by the tone of your post, I'm guessing you have one.
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Kroney, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 14:33,
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My real life girlfriend won't wear one because her great uncle or grandad or something was shot for desertion.(, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 14:35, Reply)
Nah, there's books about how he was a scape goat and how it was massivley unjust.(, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 14:40, Reply)
she's only saying that so you feel better when she leaves you(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 14:36,
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Are you sure it's not because it's just one more thing to remove while she's stripping?(, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 14:39, Reply)
at the going down of the stripper...(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 14:45,
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anal shall not weary themnor the spunk condemn.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 14:50,
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Do you think she has to ask him for a tenner before she has a shower in the morning?(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 14:59,
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Yeah, it makes sense that in her caseshe wouldn't want to remember all the other men that gave their lives whilst not being massive cowards.
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Kroney, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 14:42,
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coming from you frenchy....I took the hardrive out of my old laptop over the weekend!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 14:44,
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Have you smashed it with a hammer yet?It's very important that you smash it with a hammer
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If you ask a computer specialistthey may tell you not to smash it with a hammer. They are lying. Smash it with a hammer.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 14:46,
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yeah it was pretty easy...But how do know what sort of thing-a-ma-jig I'll ned to plug it into my new computer?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 14:46,
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It's a toshiba hard drive, does that matter?edit: don't rad my post below until we have sorted this, kthax
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 14:48,
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Too late!Edit: and no. You'll just need to make sure the caddy is built to accept your type of hard drive. There's two types: SATA and IDE. Get the right type and it's Duplo again.
Get the wrong type and you'll feel a prick.
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Kroney, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 14:49,
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If you get the wrong type it'll be obvious that the cables wont fit.(, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 14:51, Reply)
Fair enough, but that'll be an annoying trip bck to Maplin(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 14:52,
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Take the hard drive with you, show it to the person with the biggest neck beard.(, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 14:53, Reply)
Or see my post belowand don't be such a spastic. There is no point in getting a caddy as your hard rive is probably about to fail.
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hard drives are pretty toughunless it's getting noisy, there's no reason to assume it'll fail.
It's most likely he blocked up the fan vents with dust and dried spunk and overheated the motherboard.
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Kroney, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 14:59,
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it did used to get really hot as the mrs would sit on the sofa with the laptopn on a pillow that blocked the fanshe never would listen, until it smoked at her
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 15:02,
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On the plus side, the pillow wouldn't have blocked the ovary-frying heat.(
Kroney, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 15:08,
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I only needit to work once, then I'll bin itso I'l go with whatever is cheapest
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 15:00,
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will a USB cabby go south of the river, at this time of night?(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 14:48,
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Are you wanting to replace your existing computers drive or add to it?(, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 14:51, Reply)
the old laptop, sort of started smoking then wouldn't turn onso i'm simply trying to rescue some of the photos etc on the drive
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 14:52,
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I've told you this before, but you need this:www.amazon.co.uk/Bipra-SATA-Adapter-Power-Drive/dp/B001A5SK56/ref=pd_sim_ce_1
Then it doesn't matter what sort of hard drive you have
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tbh i was hoping for something cheaper. but thanks or the heads upedit: looks like it's IDE
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 14:57,
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But this way, when your wife fucks up the new laptop, you'll be able to rescue the next drive(, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 15:03, Reply)
If your computer was over like 8 years old it was IDE, if not it'll be SATA(, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 15:03, Reply)
this looks about rightwww.kikatek.com/P30251/USB-SI-C-Dynamode-USB-IDE-SATA-Storage-Converter?source=froogle
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 15:04,
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lol "sort of started smoking"Damn those teenage laptops. They get rebellious and once where you had a proper daddy's girl, you've now got a surly bitch that stinks of fag-smoke and spotty cock who won't get out of bed in the morning.
Typical.
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Kroney, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 14:58,
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none.I dislike the enforced wearing of them in much the same way I dislike enforced stuff in general.
Also my granddad (who fought in WWII) would have been offended by what the whole poppy thing is turning into.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 12 Nov 2012, 14:43,
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"said Kroney as the entire scrotal discharge of the football team dribbled down his chin"(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 14:47,
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joked Naked Ape whilst asking Kroney to help him safeguard all his data(
Kroney, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 14:49,
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Some of it is because I feel it's become about glorification rather than rememberancesome is that these things should be spontaneous to be meaningful and when you get shit like that news reader getting in trouble for not wearing one etc, well it just devalues those who are making a genuine choice/statement.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 12 Nov 2012, 14:49,
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I have a poppy buttplugthat way I remember but don't have to show the world taht i am.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 14:50,
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There's a regular whinge about the white poppies.The anti-war ones. Seriously, I don't care.
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I don't think it requires a whingebut wearing a white poppy is mark of a fairly epic attention-seeking prick. Just wear one, or don't. It's not rocket surgery.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 14:55,
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It's much faster than all that slowcoach scalpel incising Rocket up the breastbone, out with the old organ, in with the new, sew up, bish bash bosh and down the golf club for a lunchtime snifter.
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would you like it to be about hard drive usb connectors?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 15:05,
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Such a good idea you've suggested it twice.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 15:08,
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He still hasn't started a new thread yet. The spastic.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 15:12,
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Vanessa FeltzHow somebody so fat and ugly can get away with being so opinionated is beyond me.
I thought fat people were supposed to be funny/jolly to make up for their hideousness?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 15:35,
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I am also a part-italian and semi-gay, but I don't like coffee eitherI much prefer to drink your english 'tea' when I am having sex with your women
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