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Saturday night shutin thread!How is everybody? What are you up to tonight?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 17 Nov 2012, 18:07,
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Evening B3thMeal and vino , then a DVD and relax, I think .
Nice day today, almost didn't rain. Tidied the garden, rock and roll...
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I have been out boozing all afternoon, so will probably fall asleep on the sofaAt this very moment though I'm doing a poo
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 18:19,
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Remember when you used to just go to the bathroomand couldn't text at the same time?
How did we cope???
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 17 Nov 2012, 18:28,
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One would read the newspaper or some sort of almanac(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 18:33,
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I'm knackeredBeen out shopping in Leeds all day. Got a pair of DCs, a t shirt by The Hundreds, the new albums by The Twilight Sad and GY!BE and a JG Ballard collection.
I saw some very nice hats as well.
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No you twat.The Twilight Sad.
Glaswegian band. I saw them supporting Mogwai a few years ago and was impressed.
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Even Gheyyyyyer(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 18:39,
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Thiswww.google.co.uk/imgres?num=10&hl=en&biw=1366&bih=558&tbm=isch&tbnid=it_m2S2Mni3epM:&imgrefurl=http://according2g.com/tag/the-twilight-sad/&docid=0i5bJvGc5-2eeM&imgurl=http://according2g.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/James-Graham-Twilight-Sad-and-G.jpg&w=3456&h=2592&ei=T9unUJKkCurK0QXKoYDABg&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=702&vpy=190&dur=2666&hovh=194&hovw=259&tx=151&ty=114&sig=112468380014485307068&page=2&tbnh=134&tbnw=181&start=13&ndsp=24&ved=1t:429,r:16,s:0,i:131
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 18:46,
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that's a picture of two menAre you saying that there is something bad about homosexuality?
Homophobia is a very unappealing trait.
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Gays bend the rules(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 18:48,
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Sorry, I don't quite understand what you're getting at here.Are you opposing legal equality for homosexuals? Bigotry and homophobia are very unappealing traits to have.
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Check you out getting all defensive, have you suddenly forgotten this is a humorous site? (
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 18:50,
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But you aren't being humorous, you never are.The words 'humour vacuum' come to mind.
And I despise homophobia as much as I despise racism. Hence the distaste at your attempts at humour.
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You need HOME SWEET HOME
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 18:53,
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You need a personality transplant.Maybe Peter Sutcliffe could donate his, I'd rather spend time with him than you.
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Are you on your moral high horse because chicks dig it?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 18:55,
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I'm not on a moral high horse.Interesting that your defense against accusations of homophobia is to jump to the old 'moral high horse' position, rather than either admit that it was piss poor and you shouldn't really have said it, or state your reasons for thinking it's OK to use someone's sexuality as an insult or as a reason to discriminate against them, but no, it's just 'moral high ground' being taken.
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*Yawns-Points-Laughs*BORING
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 19:00,
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This is what I expected.Unable to form a cogent line of reasoning so the piss-poor comments take centre stage.
No wonder people think you're a weird old prick.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 19:02,
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 19:06,
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Eve's B3thy booI’m going to celebrate my Saturday evening shut in by not posting on here
Wait…………………ohhhhhh shit I fucked up didn’t I
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 18:39,
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Hanging out with family at home, which will include a takeaway curry. Can't get good curry in Poland.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 19:08,
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PANDERTRONHome Sweet Home
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 19:13,
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I don't see how replying to a poster who I get on with can be considered pandering.And seeing as there's only Battered and me here apart from you, you can't do your normal trick of starting conversations with everyone to try to push me off the page.
Plus it would be pandering if I really preferred Chinese, seeing as I don't it's called 'agreeing'. Maybe you shouldn't judge everybody else by your own standards.
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*Yawns-Points-Laughs*(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 19:16,
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Obviously I'm not going to specify who would be Jabba, but I think we both know, don't we?(, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 19:20, Reply)
Not always, but it does tonight. Thai is often a worthy contender too. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 19:13,
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Oh man, I love Thai but if I admit that then I'm clearly pandering to you, seeing as I have a history of sucking up to everybody and not a history of being a contrary prick.Funny that, isn't it?
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Hahahahhaaaaa(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 19:17,
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ROOOOCK AAANNND ROOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLI will be spending the evening tidying up powerpoints and handouts and things. Great.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 19:16,
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Eve's cavy no sword play this weekend?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 19:18,
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no, it's winter now, next event is unlikely to be until Febrary or later :((
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 19:19,
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Tell em to man the fuck upwhat would Gandalf say?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 19:21,
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he'd say that camping in the snow sucks(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 19:24,
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Pissed off.And surrounded by irritating fucking children.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 19:18,
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Lucky you.I have no irritating children. This is just fine by me.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 17 Nov 2012, 19:32,
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I've just made and eaten a pea and ham soupi think its got to the top spot of the best soups list.
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Broccoli and Stilton soup is also ace. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 19:23,
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Even Tangles would like this soupwww.cookinglight.com/food/top-rated-recipes/best-soup-recipes-00412000074260/page8.html
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 19:25,
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I was genuinely, 100% going to say this.But I was unsure if this would be seen as me being deliberately 'edgy' and alternative, seeing as how Chompo here has expressed a liking for something else.
I'm just not sure any more whether I'm a panderer, or 'alternative' on purpose.
WHAT DO I DO?
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Well that's rather nice to seeIs there a better sight in football than an unhappy Sir Alex Ferguson ?
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Soz waaaaay too mainstream for you.
sadly the World Kaabaadi Championship wasn't on.
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Nah, I've just never been into sport.I was always into books and stuff rather than playing football.
If I was truly alternative then I'd support someone like Kettering Town or something.
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But I'm an Aberdonian living in York.See how alternative Kettering Town would be?
EXACTLY.
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I don't see how choosing a random distant football team is "alternative"?Surely a little known sport so hip as to be inaccessible to those not "in the know " would be the thing?
Such as Kaabaadi , or camel racing?
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Man, Kaabaadi was on telly in the 90s.I was doing (or thought I was) with fitba teams what some people just assume I do with music- picking someone that is far removed from the mainstream (premiership) and going with them instead.
I wasn't just picking a 'random' or distant town.
The only two sports which I will actively watch are snooker and skateboarding. I also watch big football matches (like World Cup final and that), but purely to appreciate the flow and the skill. I find the whole supporting a team thing just really weird. I also find it fucking stupid how some football fans refer to the team they support as 'we'.
I don't know any professional footballers, but know plenty of people who do that. So when I go and see a band, I always say that 'we' played a great gig, it's our best gig in ages etc.
Same principle applies.
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Have a good evening shut insThe wife’s finally ready so I’m outta here
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 19:30,
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After reading this thread.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 19:51,
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Just don't respond to the prick.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 20:05,
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He sure did.I can post pics now, I only learned how to do so last night.
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I made *copy'n'paste from facebook*Mash made with Rosemary enthused milk, carrots boiled them finished with butter and carroway seeds*, venison fillet, a damson gin and chocolate sauce.
And I've managed to get ma's sky working here too. All in all, not bad saturdayolgizing
*ok, Heston did the seeds, I did the boiling and buttering
And once I've finished eating it, I'm going to get the violin out and see if I can learn a tune by christmas.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 19:53,
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Dude, I don't have Crohns, but if I ate that I'd be on the bog all night.Are you sure you don't aggravate it?
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By the sound of things, of you what you say would keep you on the bog all night, I'm supprised you ain't got something wrong with you already.Whatever I say I've cooked you claim would keep you up all night, if I said I had a bowl of cereal, you'd say the same thing.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 20:04,
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No Gonz, not at all.I have no beef with you, I genuinely think that your diet may adversely affect your Crohns, just as your smoking probably does.
I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HAPPY AND HEALTHY, IS THAT SO WRONG?????
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Oh no, I know you're only saying it for my own good health.It's just that in light of this, should you truthly believe such a meal would give you toilet problems, perhaps you could say what bits would?
Also, I don't know if it helps you, but a lot of the time, I like to cook something to just try it or for the love of creating something. Hence me being on the internet right now with 3/4 of the plate still there.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 20:15,
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Gonz dudeIf you had kidney troubles and were always posting about the amount of ecstasy you take I'd say the same thing.
And the venison wouldn't agree with me, I'm vegetarian.
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Venison is a very lean meat, there is no fat on there at all, and its in small quantity, why would that give me hassle?It's not quite the same thing; what with food being a requirement for life and ecstasy being an iligel drug.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 20:22,
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The point was that ecstasy takes its toll on your kidneys.If you have healthy kidneys then there's no problem with it.
Meh, it's none of my business anyway.
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oh absolutely the only time ecstasy can have any detrimental effect on someone is if they have pre existing kidney problems.(, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 20:29, Reply)
It's a pretty safe drug compared to a lot of over the counter ones.And also compared to alcohol and tobacco.
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assuming of course that it hasn't been cut with dog working tablets or chalk dust or asbestos.(, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 20:36, Reply)
Indeed.Tablets which make dogs work are no good for anybody, except lazy dogs.
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... well, aside the many other things it can fuck up in your body.It is none of your buisness, but you've already bought it up. I'm just correcting you where you are wrong.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 20:33,
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Make sure you stay within your limits, I wouldn't be drinking to excess. www.drinkaware.co.uk/tips-and-tools/drink-diary/
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 20:42,
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You'd fart less and have a firmer stool.
Once you got used to it, like. But who really cares. Enjoy what you like.
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Alright gonzHow's the fiddling going?
You still enjoying it?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 20:05,
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Fake Monty's deleted again.He sure does seem to have a thing for me.
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Alright Tangs?Between buying the violin and today, I've had my health take a bad turn (and turn back to good now) and my kitchen has ment that I've been living on a building site for the last 4 weeks... my flat is finally back straight today. So I'm considering tonight the first night I've started, fresh start, so I should be playing a good tune soon !
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 20:19,
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'Ere, Gonz - have you seen this?www.foulbowel.com/
You probably have.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 20:31,
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ere TDMA, you seen this?www.theladybirdguidetomanagingapropertyportfolio.com
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What does the MA bit stand for?(
The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 20:39,
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Accepted - and it's MR TD to you.(
The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 20:42,
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Oh cool, thanks but its not my cup of tea, I've always stayed away from that sort of thing.I found out today that one of my favorite series of books came out on kindle this month; K-Pax. That's next on the list.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 20:44,
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I didn't understand that filmDoes the book clarify if he is actually an alien or not?
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Glad to hear you're feeling better.Just remember, music is just another language, just like all that coding that you find so easy.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 20:39,
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I've used the word 'just' three times in that sentence.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 20:40,
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Hah, thanks =)Yup, thats a good way of thinking about it, although a keyboard is quite a bit easier to navigate.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 20:43,
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I dunno, I played piano for about 7 or 8 years and I only got to grade 5.Then again, I played saxophone for 7 years too and I got to grade 8.
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I donno what grade is good or not. (
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 20:53,
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Grade 8 is the top grade.There is usually quite a step up between grades 7 an 8 as well.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 20:57,
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You've got grade 8 saxophone?I'm impressed.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 20:55,
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I was prettty good back in the day.haven't played in over a decade though.
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I heard you were miffed when Bob Holness beat you to the Baker Street soloevening Al.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 21:15,
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I owe you an apology- I take back the instances when I've accused you, directly or indirectly, of being the fake Monty who posts and then deletes.Alright?
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Are you on the blob? You overly sensitive prick. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 20:38,
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noBut I hate it when I'm accused of stuff that I haven't done.
I'm sure Al doesn't like it much either.
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I don't know why he keeps following me round the internet. he already tdma me that as we didn't get on we should leave each other alone and then he does this. I think he's very needy.(, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 20:40, Reply)
Alright Al.Getting accustomed to being a Saturday night shut-in eh?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 20:37,
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me and the Mrs went out for early doors currynow we're watching downloaded telly and I'm gonna order a new laptop
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I hope you paid royalties for the downloads.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 20:46,
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I think he's just looking at a dowloaded picture of a TV(
The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 20:48,
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I got my xbox set up today, haven't used it in years, I got it on the day it came out.It's seriously impressive, i've got Sky through it on my Ma's account. There are loads of really new on-demand stuff in HD that I just press a button and it works. I even got a telly-style remote and something called "SmartGlass" on my iPad.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 20:52,
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I was thinking about that kind of thing todayI was watching the Rugby on a live stream on my computer, and obviously the picture was a bit shit and I was sitting on a chair in front of my computer instead of the telly.
And my telly has an ethernet input, so would it be possible to watch live streams through the telly direct or would I have to use something like an Xbox as an inbetween thing.
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I watched the football today using my big telly as a monitorIt has a HDMI connector so I just plugged it into the computer and voila. Good stream quality, too, as long as I didn't do much on the laptop.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 21:17,
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Aaaaah, I might do this when I get my new laptop as it will have an HDMI output.(, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 21:29, Reply)
Whats your TV make and model? I think the ethernet point is for mantainance for engineers unless it's a "Smart TV"; can do YouTube'n'shit. How far away is your computer and your telly? Even if your computer doesn't have a HDMI out, it'll have a VGA/DVI Out, so you can use your computer as a second monitor that way. It might not do sound though, so you'd have to think about some speakers with a long cable. Or if you have a sound-system, you might be able to plug into your soundcard from there.
I bought one of these that I've attached to my PC, that I'm resonably pleased with (might be a different model, but same principle)
- www.ebuyer.com/395464-acer-revo-l80-nettop-pc-dt-smgek-002
- www.ebuyer.com/395455-acer-revo-rl80-nettop-pc-dt-smbek-006
With some wireless mouse and keyboard, and my telly can now do anything that a basic computer can do.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 21:31,
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Although I'll be honest, if I knew the xbox did all that jaz, I would have replaced it with that ages ago.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 21:32,
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I got a 5m HDMI cable for my last place it was fine for connecting my laptop to my TV in the lounge. 10m now, I can arrange the room how I like.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 21:34,
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It's an LG something somethingMy new laptop will have HDMI so that'll do sound as well as picture right?
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I'm 95% sure it will, there are a few cases where it might not, but I doubt that'll be the case.But if you pick up a second hand old 360, then it wouldn't hog up the laptop, no wires around the room, and you'll get access to a much nice/easier system.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 21:39,
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Does the 360 have a wireless network card or does it need to be ethernet connected?(, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 21:43, Reply)
The old ones don't but the new ones do, I don't know when they introduced that.www.play.com/Games/Xbox360/4-/15846302/Xbox-360-S-Console-With-4GB-Memory/Product.html?searchstring=&searchtype=allproducts&searchsource=2&searchfilters=ae212%7b643897%7d+c%7b362%7d+c%7b10049%7d+c%7b4656%7d+&ob=Price&urlrefer=search&fb=2
£115 seems to make it a good buy. You can connect one of your hard drives to it
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 21:50,
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That would be pretty sweet.I don't want to run a cable over to the telly so wireless would be ace, and I also want a 360 so I can play assassins creed.
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Perfect excuse ,)(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 23:14,
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Yes. My TV remote has a "source" button and when the two are connected "HDMI" shows up as an option. Then there's usually some fiddling to stop the TV taking over as the main monitor.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 21:40,
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What's Smartglass?Do I need it on my iPad?
/gadget envy
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 17 Nov 2012, 21:15,
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It's part of a methordology that I think will change the way we use entertainment in the livingroom; called "Second Screen".Basicly, its turning your ipad into a controller for the xbox, but its like a second screen for the xbox, so I can look up information such as who's on the screen at that point in time, or get football stats of whoever's playing. Load of stuff really.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 21:25,
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Evening B3th!I have had a few beers and am now into the wine after a memorable day of premier league football action. I anticipate the rest of the evening will involve more wine, Match Of The Day, maybe another beer and possibly something from the spirit shelf.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 21:01,
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This is real football though, al.Not your nancy-boys-in-helmets 'American football'.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 17 Nov 2012, 21:17,
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What the smart lady saidI shall wait with bated breath for MOTD pundits to blame it all on bad decisions by the Chelsea manager and poor performance by their players. Heaven forbid one of them should suggest that we were actually pretty good.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 21:19,
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I'm quite interested to see what Harry Redknapp has to say(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 17 Nov 2012, 21:21,
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I could literally see the sarcasm dripping from this(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 21:35,
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As is your rightI am pretty stoked about beating the European Champions though. I need to roll around in it as much as possible as it can't possibly last.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 21:36,
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Evening LightyI am into the wine too after a very forgettable day of English cricket against what appears to be the India Paperboys second XI.
And 14 hours of work which I'm still not finished on.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 21:24,
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GrimI don't really follow cricket unless it's spectacular e.g. England are whupping Australia.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 21:37,
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Well this is emphatically NOT spectacular.I've been getting up at daft-o-clock to catch the last session and I'm not bothering tomorrow.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 21:44,
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You should try ordering it rather than jsut hoping someone might turn up with some(, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 21:36, Reply)
Its proper fucking busy,I've run out of mulled wine, and the pub is full of cunts.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 17 Nov 2012, 21:36,
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Challenge the biggest cunt to a fightthe others will then respect you and leave.
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Sounds reasonable. I'll let you know how I get on.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 17 Nov 2012, 21:56,
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Stick some house red in the microwave for 30 seconds.Easy.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 21:46,
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one cold larp eventI remember the caterers mixing a load up in bottles and leaving them in hot water, it was great, just wandering round the woods with swords in one had and swigging from warm bottles of mulled wine from the other. Like classy, anachronistic tramps.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 21:49,
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I'd rather you didn't pass this thought on to trampsArmed tramps in our cities is not what we need.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 21:57,
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oh manI want mulled wine now
I've decided I've done enough work for today
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 21:46,
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i only have brandy in the houseand I don't fancy that
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 21:57,
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Try it anywayafter 2 or 3 glasses you'll find you do want brandy after all.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 22:12,
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Mulled wine is an absolute joke,The money we can charge for it, vs how much it costs to make is hilarious. Except when I got a bit trigger happy with the brandy.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 17 Nov 2012, 21:57,
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How do you actually make it?Or do you buy it in?
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 21:58,
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You add orange juice to red wine and heat it up with some mulled wine spices in a tea bag type thing.(, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 22:02, Reply)
Fair enoughI worked in a pub for a couple of christmases and the only thing we ever did was change the sell-by dates on bottles of Babycham and Barley Wine that were left over from the previous year.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 22:05,
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So have I, Cavy. So have I.I have half a bottle of cheap wine left, then it's bed.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 22:01,
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Shopping just arrivedI asked for one fucking bottle of ale and nooooo she didn't order it but she did order a £4 pack of strawberries for herself and 2 packs of cheese when we already have two. Also three tins of fish which she orders every week but never eats which is why there are now 18 tins in the cupboard. 5 legs of lamb?!!!! ok they are on special but 5? 3 chickens, 3 packs of pork loin steaks, 2 packs of chicken wings but no fucking bottle of ale, its the only thing I was looking forward to tonight as well. Fuck it, I'm off to fuck the oven glove.
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Peej, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 21:56,
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Get a catYou might not want a cat but it'll eat the tins of fish.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 22:09,
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