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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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You know those supremarket marketingthings, where they say 'if you do your weekly shop with us, we'll give you some money off your fuel'?
How many of those do you fall for? It seems to me, most people have a supermarket that they like and they use that one. Or are you a supermarket whore? Do you have 'staff' that do that sort of thing for you?
Why don't they just make their fucking fuel cheaper in the first place?

Alt: Is there a difference in quality between brand names and places like Aldi?

Alt Alt: Why is everyone banging on about xmas music? It's fucking November!

EDIT: I really need to start typing faster.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 20 Nov 2012, 10:43, 216 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
I am an online supermarket whore. If you sign up for all of the big ones
you'll get offers for free delivery or £10 off every £50 every month or so.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 10:46, Reply)
None of them
supermarket diesel puts my car's engine into "reduced performance mode" ... which is a bit of a shitter, all told.

Alt: well, clearly in petrol. But I quite like Aldi for some things.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 10:46, Reply)
Supermarkets jam a load of filler into their petrol or they buy lower quality juice, or something.
The stuff's shit. My engine pinked like a motherfucker the one time I put supermarket petrol in. It was Sainsbury's too, nothing like Tesco pikey stuff.
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I've noticed.
Or rather, my car has.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 10:49, Reply)
Really? I haven't.
Then again, I never use proper petrol stations. Maybe my little car is too fucked now to notice any difference.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 20 Nov 2012, 10:51, Reply)
How old's the car?

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It's an R reg.
Battered to fuck on the outside, full of dog hair on the inside, I don't clean and polish it more than once a year, and would never be able to sell it.

On the other hand, it's a diesel with 75k on the clock, engine runs really well, and it's far too good to scrap.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 20 Nov 2012, 10:56, Reply)
...but enough about Mr b3th

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 10:58, Reply)
Yeah, it won't be anywhere near as sensitive.
It won't be relying on a bunch of sensors taking readings within certain parameters in order to balance the fuel/air mix.

Which is why mine and badger's cars are such screaming nancies about their fuel. Supermarket fuel is lower quality so it doesn't give out the right readings. The sensors report faults and the ECU goes into safe mode because it thinks the engine is about to explode.
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Oh god, no, there's nothing electrical under the bonnet.
Proper old clunky beast, my little car.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 20 Nov 2012, 11:02, Reply)
It really depends on how new the engine is.
Diesels that meet Euro IV are a lot more sensitive to fuel quality hence they have to have electronic matrickery to deal with shit. If I put supermarket fuel into mine, pretty much every time I get about 20 miles down the road and get a "bing" and a message on screen saying "warning! reduced performance mode" and the car won't rev above 3000rpm or drive above 55mph until I refill with better fuel.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 10:54, Reply)
Your car is a screaming gayer

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 10:56, Reply)
I imagine instead of a ingnition key, there's just a smooth set of balls he has to tickle correctly

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 10:58, Reply)
hahaha!
2 stroke
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 10:58, Reply)
Actually I have to rim the ignition.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 11:04, Reply)
Absolutely.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 11:02, Reply)
Although when I lived in filthy hertfordshire
The Tesco near me sold 100 octane unleaded. That was a good laugh in the S2000 or in my housemate's 911.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 10:51, Reply)
Occasionally, yes
The ASDA £5 off when you spend £40 is a good one at the moment

Alt:
Certain things must not be comprised upon. Tomato Ketchup, Jaffa Cakes, McVities Wholewheat

AltAlt:
Dunno
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 10:53, Reply)
I like aldi and lidl for all their pickled goods and foreign meats

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 10:55, Reply)
I like the rum and raisin marzipan bars you get there

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 11:01, Reply)
No you don't.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 11:06, Reply)
Yes I do

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 11:14, Reply)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 11:23, Reply)
Aldi use exactly the same grade of fruit and veg that M&S do
but charge less for it, go figure .

If you want to pay more so all your fruit and veg is the perfect shape, even though you're going to peel it and chop it up anyway, more fool you.

Morrisons miles are a con as well, it works out you have to spend nearly £700 to get £5 off
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 10:57, Reply)
See, Morrisons is the one I use
but mostly because it's cheap, and the closest, and they sell certain things taht the other ones don't. They also have the cheapest fuel in town, according to petrolprices.com, so I just get my fuel from there too.

I don't think of it as 'spending money to get a £5 voucher', I think of it more as 'getting a £5 voucher occasionally'. Usually only once or twice a year, the way I go through fuel.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 20 Nov 2012, 11:01, Reply)
I just changed my wireless cahnnel to 6 from 11
first the hardrive and now this, Kroney will be out of a job soon
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 10:58, Reply)
Why wasn't it on 11 to start with?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 11:00, Reply)
I swear to God, Sporto, the man's a Neanderthal.

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HIs cave does have oak flooring though

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 11:02, Reply)
I saw the Battered computer subthread earlier.
lol
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iTunes.....

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 11:03, Reply)
I've never had a problem with itunes.
I hope they haven't released an update.
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I think it was an old one
Bonjour service used for the zero configuration network stuff
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 11:13, Reply)
no it was on 11...I moved it to 6, isn't that better?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 11:04, Reply)
It doesn't matter TBH
As long as the signal is not being interfered with
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 11:13, Reply)
what if I live next to a digital nonce?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 11:15, Reply)
Then you are efucked

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 11:16, Reply)
Anything that all your neighbours aren't using is good
iirc 6 is the most unique in frequency terms, if yours is different to all the others it's easier for your devices to pick out.
An app like WiFi Analyser on your phone will show what's around.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 11:15, Reply)
Right, so you thought you were getting interference, so you changed channel
Then you changed it back to the channel you were getting interference on?
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what?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 11:25, Reply)
Why did you change channels?

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I get 10 mg wired and 0.5 on wireless today
so thought I try and re-configure...or something
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 11:27, Reply)
So shits and giggles, then.
Why did you change channels the first time?
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did I do it once before...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 11:29, Reply)
Haha fucking hell.
How do you think you knew how to do it this time?
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a nice indian chap from talk talk told me

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 11:31, Reply)
Your first post was this:
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1787218

Then you posted this:

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1787231

Indicating that you changed channels before. The only reason you'd bother changing channels is if you thought you were getting interference from another wireless router. Which I'm pretty sure you were the last time yyou were talking about your router on here. Therefore, you changed it back to a channel on which you previously thought you were getting interference. My question is why?
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no you're confused, it was on 11, I moved it to 6
I also took my mobile off the router, which may have helped
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 11:35, Reply)
OK, so you posted the wrong thing in one of your posts, fair enough.
Maybe, it depends on how often it was using data. If you had GPS on, for example, it would route that through the wireless.
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I thought the microwaves from the phone, interferred with my wireless microwaves?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 11:38, Reply)
Yes, they created a device that ostensibly can connect to wireless networks
whilst simultaneously was fundamentally incompatible with them.
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maybe I need to move the router away from the microwave then, that can't help

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 11:42, Reply)
You are the sort of user that gets me regularly pulled into
my boss's office for being rude to the customers.
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Lidl's Perlenbacher Pils is a much, much better lager than is available in Sainsbury's.
Similarly their smoked German ham is quite possibly the nicest I have ever eaten. A lot of their stuff is shit but if you are clever you can get some excellent stuff in those cheapo places, which is lucky seeing as I am an uberpovvo these days. There is a Tesco Metro by my flat which is fucking DREADFUL. Really, really expensive and really, really shit. I hate Tesco with a passion, they're total cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 11:05, Reply)
Every year, Lidl keep selling lobster and goose and shit for xmas
I always wonder what kind of quality they would be.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 20 Nov 2012, 11:06, Reply)
They're fucking fine.
They EU laws on food hygine are the most stringent in the world. No one's saying they're not following them.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 11:08, Reply)
Well, the lobster will be already cooked I assume
so therefore not ideal. But it won't poison you.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 11:11, Reply)
Trial and error is the only way
Their mussels are foul, for example.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 11:10, Reply)
You must be delighted this is turning into a food thread.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 11:10, Reply)
It's not great, I cannae lie

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 11:12, Reply)
Londoners.
I'm going on a pub crawl in chalk farm/Camden on Saturday. Can I have some suggestions for places to eat before hand. Remember that I'm going on a pub crawl.
Also value for money would be a bonus.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 11:16, Reply)
You can buy sandwiches in Lidl

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 20 Nov 2012, 11:18, Reply)
That's not going to soak up much alcohol is it???

(PsychoChomp, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 11:19, Reply)
Maharani is good if you like Indian food

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 11:19, Reply)
The Lyttleton arms, by mornington crescent station is chock full of hipster wankers,
But the food is good. Nothing terribly fancy, but good.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 20 Nov 2012, 11:19, Reply)
I got thrown out of there last month for being me*
Therefore it is a shirthole

*pissed as a fart
(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 11:21, Reply)
No you didn't.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 11:22, Reply)
I just looked at the menu. Not bad.
I don't know why people buy fillet steaks though, the most boring and expensive of all the cuts.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 11:22, Reply)
rib eye is the winner here

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 11:23, Reply)
You really are.
Oh sorry, cuts...
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 11:23, Reply)
Bar Gansa is OK
Never been there but Gilgamesh is supposed to be OK as well. Bit waqqqi decor though.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 11:22, Reply)
To be honest I've never had a good tapas meal that wasn't home made.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 11:25, Reply)
aslways works out really expensive here

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 11:26, Reply)
I've had a couple but Nakers is right re the cost.
There's an excellent spot on Columbia Rd but I racked up a fucking gigantic bill in there once.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 11:28, Reply)
The first time I tried squid was in a Tapas meal.
Revolting, it was disgusting.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 11:28, Reply)
One of the tastiest things I've ever eaten was freshly-caught barbecued squid
on the quayside in Essaouira, Morocco.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 11:29, Reply)
That'll have been the muncjies kicking in there mate.
This was like fanny smelling rubber.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 11:33, Reply)
I generally go to Sainsburys, because it's nearest.
Aldi do some good stuff, their wines are excellent, the £2.99 one won a taste test against pricey stuff.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 11:21, Reply)
and you have proven your excellent taste already today by declaring Slade to be excellent

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 11:22, Reply)
Thanks!

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 11:22, Reply)
Aldi Toro Loco Tempranillo, £3.49 and excellent .
If you can find it, it goes off the shelves soon as it comes in.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 11:30, Reply)
It seems to have won a few awards.
They do plonk for £1.39, which seems a bit mad.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 11:35, Reply)
this is an excellent drop and was £5 in store on Saturday
groceries.asda.com/asda-estore/catalog/sectionpagecontainer.jsp?departmentid=1214921923747&cmpid=ahc-_-ghs-_-asdacom-dsk-_-homepage-_-table_wine&utm_source=asdacom-dsk&utm_medium=ahc&utm_term=table_wine&utm_content=homepage&utm_campaign=ghs&referrer=cookiesDetecting
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 11:36, Reply)
It just goes to Asda's home page.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 11:40, Reply)
yeah I know, named it above

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 11:43, Reply)
Tempranillo tastes a bit odd to me
I like it, but it tastes nothing like other reds
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 11:40, Reply)
They're doing three for a tenner.
groceries.asda.com/asda-estore/search/searchcontainer.jsp?trailSize=1&searchString=tempranillo&domainName=Products&headerVersion=v1&_requestid=21059
But it means having to brave the hell that is Asda.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 11:43, Reply)
Should taste like red Rioja
it's the major grape in it, after all.

I used to find some gran reserva tempranillo to be an excellent half-price substitute for a good rioja.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 11:47, Reply)
Morning all
I am effing busy this morning, or I'd have posted this in the "ask advice from a b3tan" thread.

I have had an offer on a flat accepted WOOOOOO!!!!

Anyone have a strong recommendation / warning for a solicitor for the purchase?
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 11:43, Reply)
Sorry, I don't know any good property lawyers.

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lol

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 11:46, Reply)
you two suck

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 11:47, Reply)
well played.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 11:49, Reply)
you just want to suck them
kroney more, i think, because you've met him and know what you'd be getting into
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 11:50, Reply)
I'm a magical mystery prize

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 11:53, Reply)
You're doing it deliberately now
magical mystery prize bent spastic
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 11:54, Reply)
i thought we were over that :(

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 11:56, Reply)
Can't resist an open goal.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 11:57, Reply)

l t
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 11:58, Reply)
i will gaz you two excellent (non-city rates!) ones

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 11:47, Reply)

two excellent (non-city rates!) ones a picture of my sagging, wrinkled northern tits.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 11:48, Reply)
Even better!

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 11:49, Reply)
I've heard they look like the tits on an elderly gorilla.

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that's only because i keep refusing to show them to you

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 11:51, Reply)
Well every fucker else has seen them.

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+ only further down towards her shins.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 11:52, Reply)
aren't you at the vinegars yet?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 11:53, Reply)
Certainly not.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 11:56, Reply)
Ta!

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 11:49, Reply)
yes, they're all cunts.
Also, I've bought and sold 3 times around London. Every time the solicitors fucked up the financials. Twice in their favour, so I pointed this out gently and got the money back. Once, £9K in my favour, so I didn't mention it and they never noticed.

When property solicitors consistently can't do a sum that Monty's daughter would get right 9 times out of 10 you need to seriously worry about them as a species.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 11:49, Reply)
it is in the solicitors accounts rule: lawyers can't count
we have a brilliant resi team, but they would be three times the price that lighty needs to pay for this kind of deal.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 11:51, Reply)
Totally, I'm talking about residential solicitors here
but fucking seriously? it is SUCH a simple piece of maths and they never get it right.

And, oh, call me cynical, but up here, where everything is simpler and transactions are fixed fee and solicitors have no vested interest in delaying stuff, everything remarkably takes place smoothly with very few errors. I can't imagine why.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 11:53, Reply)
Good lord!
You're not suggesting that solicitors might be useless money-grabbing cunts, are you?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 11:55, Reply)
Heaven forfend, Tangles. Heaven forfend.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 11:57, Reply)
Hoots!

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yes but
when you can buy a 9 bedroom house for £10,000, nobody cares...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 12:15, Reply)
I wish. I live in central Edinburgh, sweetie, it's not exactly cheap.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 12:18, Reply)
I use Tesco, Aldi, and a local meat wholesaler for my shopping
Alt: Yes, but it's not often an issue.

AltAlt: No fucking idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 11:44, Reply)
Top of the morning to you.
Meat is good, I think Aldi are doing venison steaks again, I got some last time they had some in, and they tasted excellent.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 11:52, Reply)
none, i don't even have a club card
if i am spending a lot, i will ask the people behind me in the Q if they want the points. the reaction is inevitably astonished gratitude - does nobody else do that? i can't be that strange.

whole foods is the best, but m&s if i can't be arsed to walk up there.

alt: fuck yes. fuck aldi right in its hole.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 11:52, Reply)
There are 3 Tesco's on my walk home from work
I almost always go to them. I've been to the big Sainsburys once but it's a bit of a trek, and there's a Waitrose about 15 minutes walk away I've been to a couple of times. Where I lived in Birmingham I had a Sainsburys Local on the groundfloor, a Tesco Metro 2 minutes away and a giant Asda on the drive home, so they were used mostly in that order.

It's all about the convenience for me.

I've been impressed with some of the stuff I've got from Aldi in the past, though.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 11:52, Reply)
Tesco seem to be breeding.
They're all over the fucking place.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 11:54, Reply)
You don't really want to hear about my supermarket shopping habits, do you?
That sounds tremendously dull.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 11:57, Reply)
When it only says
Vegetables

....yes
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 11:59, Reply)
I buy beer too!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 12:00, Reply)
Vegetable beer

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 12:00, Reply)
It counts as one of your five-a-day.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 12:03, Reply)
Kroney got bored of talking to me about routers
anyone want to chat about helping me to add some "RAM" to my laptop?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 11:59, Reply)
Get a hammer...

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 11:59, Reply)
+ turn the shower on...

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 12:00, Reply)
Thats a memory refresh

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 12:00, Reply)
The clue is in the name.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 12:02, Reply)
Perhaps Macca can help?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 12:02, Reply)
I bet you own this

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 12:03, Reply)




Yes
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 12:04, Reply)
I had to back away from the subthread when you tried to claim
that your mobile was actively blocking your wireless.
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It might be using some of the bawidth though
an 802.11g router only gives 54Mbps max, or 6.75MB shared between all the wireless devices, so if you've 10MB coming in and the phone steals some then your laptop will get less.
If you don't move around much wired is better than wireless, especially for video streaming .
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 12:08, Reply)
Yes, I did say that.
Which is when he countered with "I thought wireless devices block wireless router signals."

At that point I realised I'd been defeated by a superior intellect and bowed out.
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Is he wrapping it in tinfoil and putting it next to the router??

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 12:14, Reply)
mine gives out internets

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 12:11, Reply)
I call the big one 'Bitey'

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 12:17, Reply)
Serious reply
Go to crucial.com and run their test, find out what the thing will take, then Google and see if you can get it cheaper .
Fitting is easy , usually under a flap on the base, just clicks in (clip on each end). Be careful of static , touch a water pipe just before you do it.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 12:04, Reply)
There's no way Nakers is going to read all that.
Could you sum it up into a catchy phrase that is easy for him to remember?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 12:05, Reply)
TURN OVER AND INSERT

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 12:06, Reply)
lol, I don't even know what "RAM" is

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 12:06, Reply)
It's a very large pickup made by Dodge

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 12:09, Reply)
Be careful of static
be sure to rub your head with a balloon before touching the motherboard.
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I like to wear a velor onesie and rub myself on the carpet before touching all components.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 12:08, Reply)
I favour woollen garments and rubber-soled shoes.

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foreplay 101 with Dr. Chompy

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 12:09, Reply)
That's more like 301, advanced techniques.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 12:16, Reply)
Fuckin ell
www.london24.com/news/crime/cctv_shows_teenager_knocked_unconscious_in_unprovoked_attack_1_1699493
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 12:06, Reply)
Cracking shot.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 12:09, Reply)
Fuck me.
some people are actually animals.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 12:10, Reply)
dude, that's fucking racist

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 12:10, Reply)
DAMN YOU

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 12:11, Reply)
twice in one morning...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 12:13, Reply)
I watched again, just to make sure she wasn't looking at him funny or summat.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 12:10, Reply)
cos that would TOTALLY justify it? ;)

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 12:13, Reply)
Kids gotta learn respect

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 12:16, Reply)
whatsa wrong with you?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 12:24, Reply)
Racist.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 12:10, Reply)
You're like a slow version of Naked Ape.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 12:14, Reply)
clickin dis

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 12:15, Reply)
:o(

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 12:16, Reply)
It's ok monty, I'll tie your laces back up for you

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 12:18, Reply)
Fuck me
That is horrible
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 12:10, Reply)
Proper 'actually shaking one's head' stuff innit

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 12:11, Reply)
Still, best city in the world to live in, eh?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 12:12, Reply)
No-one EVER gets assaulted in Coventry.
FACT.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 12:15, Reply)
I heard people there flinch when they here a german accent

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 12:16, Reply)
Only on the dancefloor.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 12:19, Reply)
It kills the groove

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 12:30, Reply)
Good to see there's a goodish picture of the bloke.
Someone will know who it is and if it gets enough publicity then he'll get caught.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 12:13, Reply)
'Ains' will never get away with it this time.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 12:14, Reply)
I no rite, fucking teenagers today, glass jawed poofters the lot of them

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 12:14, Reply)
She totally dived.
Red card and an early bath.
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+ with chompy, seeing as she's unconcious already

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 12:17, Reply)
should have used a machete eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 12:15, Reply)
She goes down like Darth

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 12:17, Reply)
you killed the thread with a local news link, well done

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 12:36, Reply)
which is the real dozer, dozarino or dozerino?
i don't want to click as i am very exclusive about who is a purple namer...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 12:42, Reply)

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