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Weekend plans?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 12:29,
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None whatsoever.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 18 Jan 2013, 12:30,
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Try hand gliding from the top of Ben Nevis.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 12:35,
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He's that presenter that does countryfile isn't he?(
Theoban What of it, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 12:38,
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Girlfriend couldn't be bothered to travel today so I've got her for another day.Tonight I invited people round for poker but I think that it's likely that most will pull out. So... making a snow man?
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are we believing you have a girlfriend yet?Or can I make a joke about you finding the puncture repair kit?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 12:33,
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You couldn't make a joke if your fantasy role play life depended on it.(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 12:34, Reply)
haha, now you mention it'poker' and 'pull out' do make for a rather rude alternative meaning
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 12:36,
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Drink, food and guitar practiceDon't think I'll be going anywhere if the snow keeps up!
Yeah - I went there - mentioned snow.
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Sportscalf's 6th birthday party tomorrowThats about it
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 12:35,
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Ha ha this-a-wayHa ha that-a-way
Ha ha this-a-way
My oh my.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 12:35,
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Calm down, Wizzbit.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 18 Jan 2013, 12:36,
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I liked it in the end credits when Woolly started 'popping and locking'(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 12:38,
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I found the whole programme vaguely disturbing, if I'm honest.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 18 Jan 2013, 12:39,
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oohdo you reckon Paul Daniels is the next disgraced famous person?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 12:40,
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There's a chance, but not a lot.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 12:40,
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He's already admitted to picking up a 16 year old hitchhiker and snogging her.The old 'hiding in plain sight' defence.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 18 Jan 2013, 12:42,
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Well that's worked for you before eh?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 12:43,
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I wouldn't pick up a hitchhiker.I might get murderised.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 18 Jan 2013, 12:48,
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I believe there is some kind of guide available(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 12:50,
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I've hitchhiked a couple of timesI never murdered anyone
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 12:54,
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I don't think that's very illegal(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 12:45,
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It's not, butI got the impression reading the article that he was getting in their first 'just in case'.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 18 Jan 2013, 12:47,
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It was fucking deranged.I'm waiting for Yewtree to catch up with Daniels. He looks 'the type' plus his wife fucks dogs.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 12:40,
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Jeff is Debbie McGee??!!!(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 12:48,
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The lovely Debbie McGee is her full title. (
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 12:54,
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High end gamingStarted a game last night, figured I'd play it for about an hour, didn't stop for about 4 hours. Turns out New Vegas is a bit good. Will probably split the weekend between that and doing some cooking.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 12:40,
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I'm on low end gaming at the momentMarioKart Wii
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 12:45,
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No shame in that, it's an excellent game.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:07,
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I liked it best out of the newer two because it reminded me more of the 'feel' of Fallout 2(
Theoban What of it, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 12:45,
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Yeah, ex Black Isle guys who went off to form ObsidianBuggy as shit though, to this day I get the occasional radscorpion stuck in a rock, or my robot companion just disappears for weeks on end.
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Theoban What of it, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 12:48,
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Fallout 3 was horrendous for bugs and the graphics were shite.But it's a fucking good game.
New Vegas was alright. Bit dated now though.
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I didn't enjoy the world of Fallout 3 as much as I did New VegasFelt a bit cramped and theme parky. Liked the extra space New Vegas gave me so there was a bit more wandering.
Still played the absolute shit out of 3 though, it's good, just I have a preference for New Vegas.
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Theoban What of it, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 12:57,
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I loved 3, I was just so disappointed with it first time round, felt far too linear for my liking, like you had to make a real effort to actually make the game interestingHowever, once I made the effort, I realised it was an excellent game. I even ended up buying the add-ons.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:08,
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My favourite parts of 3 were just the little vignettes that you foundLike a skeleton in a bunker next to a gun, or a couple of skeletons in a bed with some pills.
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Theoban What of it, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:17,
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Seen that Interplay is trying to revive the Black Isle name?With none of the same people involved and asking for money for a potential 'maybe we'll make a game in the future which you'll still have to buy' way
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Theoban What of it, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 12:55,
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The "big" games companies are all fucked up at the moment.THQ is going down the pan, Blizzard fucked up Diablo 2 royally if Hots isn't popular they're fucked. Interplay is shit. EA and Activision haven't released any new IP for years. Steam never releases any games...
I can't think of any more, but they're all shit and I'm annoyed with them.
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D3 sold 11 million copies or something ridiculous, they're not in any dangerAnd HoTS will sell buckets, Koreans innit
But yes, none of these companies sell games I really want to play, other than THQ, but they're dead.
Valve never need money again thanks to Steam.
But hey, I'm enjoying the Witcher 2, that's all that matters.
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Theoban What of it, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:16,
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Yeah, I got D3 on preorder, wasn't happy with it though.Witcher 2 is a game I should get, I need more RAM though...
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No it's not a game I particularly enjoyed eitherI'm finally properly playing the Witcher 2 (after over a year of owning it and never touching it)
Been brilliant so far. Even with the occasional misnamed elf or some dude trying to eavesdrop on my conversation
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Theoban What of it, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:21,
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Is it easier than the Witcher 1, that game was fucking nails.I hear there are bonus boobs!
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Nah, it's much tougher than 1At least at the start, gets easier the more you go up the skill tree (especially swords)
But yes, boobs from the very first few seconds. Also had a nice little fuck after we fell into a cave, nice subtle game.
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Theoban What of it, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:24,
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The radscorpions disappearing is quite oddAs is a bird that keeps appearing as a friendly character on my radar...
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:07,
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Birds are your chummy chumsLook at them playfully pick at the corpses. Bless.
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Theoban What of it, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:19,
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Halo 4, exam revision, drinking session with my mate who was acquitted of drugs charges.Then church on Sunday of course.
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can't discuss the deets, sozBut the coppers fucked it up massively.
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What do I want for dinner tonight?!?!?!What's good snow food!?!?!?
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whatever is in the fridge/cupboardso you don't have to go out at all
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 12:48,
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Well there's your problemFood doesn't just lie in the snow waiting for foraging
You'll just end up eating dog poo and chewing gum
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Theoban What of it, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 12:56,
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Beef stew and dumplings.Bottle of robust red.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 12:48,
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oh my dear god I want to do have that sooooo so so so bad tonight.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:04,
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Curry.Make the little ragheads deliver it to you.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 12:49,
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Have a pokey bum wank to Russian granny porn(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 12:53,
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Living out your dreams through others again.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 12:54,
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I'm going to go for this www.dilovely.com/2012/06/sausage-and-potato-pie/
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Coq-ou-van(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:06,
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As your lawyer I suggest you…..make Bangers and Mash with Onion Gravy
A teaspoon of mustard and a small amount of cheese in the mash is well NOM
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:17,
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cheese and mash is illegal(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:25,
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Cheesy mash is illegalMash topped with a little cheese is allowed.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:27,
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WrongAn entire block of cheese is allowed in mash
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:27,
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But not a whole jar of Colemans mustard(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:30,
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Wholegrain mustard for mash for this cow(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:39,
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No, you're thinking of greviously bodily harm, or GBH.GBH is illegal, cheese in mash isn't.
Common misteak.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:28,
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Mustard and a small amount of cheese in mash is NOMDo you people know nothing?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:29,
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mustard yescheese no
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:31,
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Blue cheese mash is great you fucking mashwrong(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:38,
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Small amount, yes.It's when the mash goes bright yellow that I have an issue with it.
Also, I prefer wholegrain mustard.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:35,
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Mustard, There can be only one(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:09,
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Writing a 1400-word assignment on the wars of the three Kingdoms, 1640-1660Who wants to touch me
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After what is likely to be a two hour+ drive home from work I reckon there will be curry and beer.Going to see some bands tomorrow night, then on Sunday wanking into Ken Oath's wife's hair.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 12:54,
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Supposedly going to a "blessing" of a child in Hampshirenot sure if I'll make it down though.
In other news, the adsl wire I bought is long enough \o/, tbh, it's far too long.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 12:58,
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or just deal with this terrible tragedy the best way you know how(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:03,
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What did he delete?Also, 'Gadzooks'???
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:11,
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Yeah. He said he was going to "claypole" my Mum (hence the Gadzooks) and then deleted it. (, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:14, Reply)
I realised it was 'too soon'(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:29,
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I was going to put it to the voteas to whether Mr Claypole is a superhero as per our discussion last night.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:13,
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I have just purchased three of thesewww.boardridersguide.com/delta-sledge-suitable-for-adults-210
I think snow and hills may be in my immediate future
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:13,
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A little while ago monty asked about useless kitchen equipmentI don't think this qualifies -
www.amazon.com/Egg-Cuber-Square-Press/dp/B002C8ZDQE
I am now sad that my eggs aren't cube
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:13,
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I think it proves that humans have reached there zenithand are now just bored and arsing about
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:22,
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This means we can see what you are doing nowPut it away
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:17,
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I only have onebut it looks like a pelican's beak
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:25,
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I said pelican, not scarpe(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:30,
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Tomorrow morning, I will be having a cuppa with my friend Penny.Then writing up some of my lab work. Then going to work at the RSL. Then coming home and washing my work uniform so it's ready for work on Sunday Lunch. And then studying some more.
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I hear it's warm in your country right nowit's not here
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:21,
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damn right we have(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:23,
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are you impressed by my networking skillz?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:23,
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He's managed to plug some things up correctly after about three weeks.
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After nearly 40 years on this earth he finally managed to plug a wire into the correct socket(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:33, Reply)
Mates coming to visit from Newcastle tomorrowGoing for a meal and then off oot on the lash pet.
Sunday: hangover day and taking pals back to the train station.
Monday: Day off for my Birthday which will consist of being stoned.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:32,
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