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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Look it's a thread for people born after 1980
i totally hooked up my tv with some internet, what small triumphs have you experienced recently?

alt: cheese on toast or bacon and egg sarnie?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:44, 232 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
Alt: neither because both will make me ill.
vegemite and cheese on rice cakes though, that's alright.

Small triumph? how about massive fucking triumph of finally sequencing most of the gene I've spent the last 2 months trying to isolate.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:46, Reply)
Are you wheatarded or something?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:47, Reply)
yup.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:49, Reply)
lolgutted, that and hayfever are your immunes systems way of trolling you.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:50, Reply)
I don't have hayfever.
I have no idea what my allergy is. I'm waiting for the results to come back.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:51, Reply)
My girlfriend is going out in the snow to buy me beer and fags and sausages.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:46, Reply)
buy them yourself you lazy fuck.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:49, Reply)
I'm at work, she's not.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:50, Reply)
bit early I guess

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:53, Reply)
wouldn't the street corners be a bit chilly at the moment as well?
I mean surely there's a risk of hypothermia..
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:57, Reply)
oh lol

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:01, Reply)
Alright little miss daddy issues. No need for that.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:01, Reply)
"Dear Chompy.
I'm sorry I insinuated that your girlfriend likes to hang around on street corners in weather that makes it suspicious to hang around on street corners unless you're a prossie."
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:11, Reply)
Lance Armstrong style apology here.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:19, Reply)
THATS THE JOKE.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:25, Reply)
Bacon and egg
Then cheese on toast for a snack
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:46, Reply)
I triumphed in a discussion about whether Timothy Claypole was a superhero or not.
I said he was - then I proved it and won the argument hands down and was well popular and stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:47, Reply)
well done, now delete that thread and kill yourself

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:48, Reply)
*swoons*

(PsychoChomp, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:48, Reply)
He was no Super Gran.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:06, Reply)
Stand back

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:06, Reply)
Now she was a superhero.
She even had 'super' in her name.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:08, Reply)
Like Super Noodles.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:12, Reply)
I thought Weston Super Mare was some kind of magic horse with horrible facial burns

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:16, Reply)
They lied.
They only have donkeys.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:18, Reply)
WOULD.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:12, Reply)
people who are born before 1980 can barely
be called human yet
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:47, Reply)
I was born in 1980, can I play?
I never watched rentaghost anyway as I wasn't some sort of awful peasant.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:47, Reply)
I always thought you were about 23

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:48, Reply)
man man, kronely's old.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:50, Reply)
Nope! I'm practically dead, me.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:53, Reply)
I can smell your pissed-in-grandpa-pants from here.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:54, Reply)
are you certain the cable wasn't a gummy snake this time

it doesn't count as working if you've just sellotaped pages from grazia to it
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:48, Reply)
hahahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:55, Reply)
I like this

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:56, Reply)
I bought a round of 3 pints last night and got £3 back from a tenner.
I'll drink in that pub again.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:49, Reply)
Weatherspoons?
£1.99 a pint of ale at the moment.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:49, Reply)
No, not a chain as far as I can tell.
Very pleasant place as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:52, Reply)
Wetherspoons?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:50, Reply)
No, with a glass

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:50, Reply)
not with a knife?

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:52, Reply)
Honestly
How the fuck can you get a pint in a knife?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:53, Reply)
I dunno man,
how can you pint a knife with a fuck?
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:53, Reply)
I'll pint your knife in a minute
Afternoon
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:55, Reply)
morning.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:56, Reply)
Stab the cunt who's holding the glass.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:58, Reply)
See? Gonz knows the way...

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:59, Reply)
that's not that cheap

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:51, Reply)
3 pints in my local would be a tenner for ale
or more than £12 for Peroni
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:52, Reply)
I was charged £4.75 for a pint of Peroni recently.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:52, Reply)
You could afford to buy another one with your remaining money.
I don't know what you're whinging about.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:08, Reply)
It's all relative.
In Edinburgh at New Year it was nearly £4 a pint.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:53, Reply)
Yate's Wine Lodge?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:52, Reply)
This place
shamblesbar.co.uk/
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:55, Reply)
I heard if you tell anecdotes at Shamble's bar the staff just make terrible withering comments

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:58, Reply)
That's about right for bitter or Carlsberg
As long as you stay out of the trendier pubs
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:52, Reply)
But who would choose to drink Carslberg?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:56, Reply)
er its the best in the world

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:08, Reply)
Probably.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:09, Reply)
+not

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:10, Reply)
1.82 at my local

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:16, Reply)

My exam getting cancelled today due to snow. Jingle snow, jingle snow, jingle all the snow. SNOOOOOOOW! YAY!
(I Am Plague @Mistication92, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:49, Reply)
Oh look, the child's back.
Go outside and build a snowman*


*on the M4.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:50, Reply)
M6 is probably easier for him to get to.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:54, Reply)

That's not very nice + I never post on here so I'd be surprised if you remember me.
(I Am Plague @Mistication92, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:12, Reply)
Ignore Battered, he is this friendly to everyone.
There are few enough people posting now that it isn't too hard to remember you.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:16, Reply)
I remember you.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:25, Reply)
Rushden & Diamonds are shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:53, Reply)
What are you?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:54, Reply)
Plague.
Can't you read?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:58, Reply)
alt: cheese bacon and egg sarnie, please
also, brown sauce
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:50, Reply)
I wanna be a winner.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:53, Reply)
pot the black like hurricane higgins

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:55, Reply)
How has it taken you like 3 days to hook up a tv to the Internet?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:52, Reply)
i only got the wire home today

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:52, Reply)
You are a proper spastic.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:53, Reply)
seems a little harsh

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:54, Reply)
I don't see how you failed to go and get the right cable from a shop 2 days ago that's all.
There is normally a little picture on the back of the box of what the cable is for.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:58, Reply)
they were really expensive in Maplin so ordered off amazon
probably should have double checked, but on screen they look the same
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:00, Reply)
I'm not sure you should be allowed any Internet.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:08, Reply)

Internet oxygen
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:12, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:00, Reply)
you can plug an aerial in at home
you don't have to bring a wire from the bbc
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:55, Reply)
lols

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:56, Reply)
i have an internal aerial

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:57, Reply)
That's your spinal cord you flid.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:59, Reply)
oh god, where is the other end of the cable plugged in then :(

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:01, Reply)
Salford

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:04, Reply)
Will some One Show him what do do please?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:05, Reply)
ouch

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:10, Reply)
Sorry

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:11, Reply)
TIMOTHY! !!

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:13, Reply)
CLAYPOLE!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:16, Reply)
That is called the spine
It does not pick up Cbeebies
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:59, Reply)
hahaha!!

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:57, Reply)
Oh right.
I was born before 1980, so shall I just fuck off then?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:52, Reply)
and die, yes please

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:53, Reply)
Then I could come back as a ghost* and set up a ghost rental service.


*Will this make me a superhero?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:00, Reply)
we can make a old person ghetto right here in the corner of the thread

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:53, Reply)
just put some newspaper down, I don't want piss everywhere

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:54, Reply)
we'll put some digestives out for them.
that'll keep them happy for a while.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:58, Reply)
They get caught up in my false teeth.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:01, Reply)
just hold them in your mouth a bit til the saliva makes them soggy enough to swallow.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:12, Reply)
I'm spent

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:13, Reply)
you would be.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:16, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:01, Reply)
Arsebandit?
Really?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:04, Reply)
No way is that guy not a nonce

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:04, Reply)

nonce superhero
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:04, Reply)

hero nonce
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:10, Reply)
Managed to get a laptop working after it looked like it was completely dead.
Alt: Bacon and egg, brown sauce, toast. Cheese on toast with lea & perrins is good, but it just can't compete with that.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:52, Reply)
1980?
FFS I was already working abroad in 1980!
Youth of today, when I was young this were all fields etc.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:54, Reply)
I'm waiting in a cafe for my flatmate to turn up
We were supposed to go on a viewing at one. There's a sinister guy standing next to my table, a mental who keeps making noises on the table in front and everybody else are fat, bald men. If I don't make it out of here alive, there's a letter in my pocket. Please make sure it gets to my family. Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:00, Reply)
"Good Moaning!"

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:16, Reply)
I was born in 1981 but I watched Rentaghost and I had the Annual too

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:03, Reply)
Good lad.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:04, Reply)
See? This guy gets it.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:05, Reply)
I knew you were one of the good ones, PJ.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:05, Reply)

ood ay
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:08, Reply)
You're just jealous cos my missus is hot

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:13, Reply)
So's mine.
I've let her put the heating on as it's snowing.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:13, Reply)
We've got Cornish snow down here.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:15, Reply)
It's got carrots in it?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:16, Reply)
actual LOL

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:17, Reply)
Cornish Snow is the same as Cornish sunshine
i.e. Its fucking raining as usual
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:22, Reply)
Have you tried putting her outside
To cool off for a bit?
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:14, Reply)
I just played in the snow while having a fag, now my feet are wet. fml.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:20, Reply)
are you trying to be a teenager?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:21, Reply)
He's spent so long pretending to be one on the internet that he's started to believe his own groomy lies.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:22, Reply)
Thank you, beagle.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:21, Reply)
The ramifications of being called beagle by someone who calls themselves 'dog-fucker' are quite disturbing.

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:34, Reply)
Depends, do you smoke?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:36, Reply)
yes

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:41, Reply)
I had a nice chat with a pretty lady at the bank
And this time I didn't seize up or make odd honking noises then roll around on the floor

alt: cheese on toast is something I have so rarely I'd have to go for that. With some tabasco on top.
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:36, Reply)
I could never flirt with someone who knows the state of my current account.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:42, Reply)
Something something large deposits something
something about after hours deposit box
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:43, Reply)
I wish I knew what the state of my current account was
I ain't checked it in a couple of years
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:45, Reply)
that will be the Raisin you are in debt
mindpiss
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:55, Reply)
Would they have a raisin to see it?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:52, Reply)
THIS IS A GRAPE JOKE!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:55, Reply)
Worcestershire sauce on top.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:43, Reply)
I'd do two slices, one with worcestersterstershire, one with tabasco

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:44, Reply)
skillz.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:45, Reply)
PHAT GRILLZ

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:46, Reply)
Tomato sauce under the cheese.
Chilli sauce, worcester and black pepper on top.

G4NG$T4
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:49, Reply)
That's just a shit pizza
Get yourself gone from these shores
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:50, Reply)
I'm nowhere near your shit Paddy shores thank you ever so much
FOR NOTHING.

I've gone off you AGAIN now.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:52, Reply)
I DUNNO WHAT SHORES PEOPLE ARE ON
THE WIKI NEVER GETS UPDATED NO MORE
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:54, Reply)
the entire town?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:50, Reply)

Needs some mango chutney.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:50, Reply)
Anal sex is like brussel sprouts
if your forced as a child you'll hate them as an adult.

Oh sorry I mean Bacon and Egg OBVIOUSLY! Oh and my triumph is I got promoted, got a pay rise and two iPads which means I can be twice as much of a twat/wanker/spaz/cunt as someone with one iPad. Go me!
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:39, Reply)
bacon, mushroom, onion and black pepper double decker sarnie FTW.
I love snow.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:43, Reply)
Hang on!
I thought you were a veggie
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:45, Reply)
Bacon isn't meat

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:46, Reply)
bacon is a vegetable

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:47, Reply)
bacon is a religion

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:52, Reply)
I relapsed
don't tell tangles
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:54, Reply)
TRAITOR!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:56, Reply)
it's tofacon, honest.
don't hate me.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:57, Reply)
Informer
licky bum bum.

That sounds like a good sarnie.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:46, Reply)
'Licky bum bum sandwich, table two'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:51, Reply)
licky bum bum sarnie, chef?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:51, Reply)
hahaha
I saw that guy earlier. He is superb.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:56, Reply)
What sort of idiot
Puts a double decker in a sandwich.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:51, Reply)
He won't answer now
He took a handful of crushed up Lithium tablets before posting this and will now be weaving in and out of traffic on his bike.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:54, Reply)
Even if he doesn't mean an actual double decker
There's no need to double up on a sandwich with that little in it. You need egg, bacon, sausage, black pudding to double up.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:54, Reply)
there;s lots of it.
the middle slice kinda dissolves, it's well lush.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:56, Reply)
i still have not had a deep fried chocolate bar
I think this is a serious problem
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:00, Reply)
Don't bother, they're minging

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:02, Reply)
surprise, surprise
the thread mentioning food gets the most replies
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:49, Reply)
yeah well I'm calling it a day and going to sleep. g'night weirdos.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:51, Reply)
night time wrongun

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:52, Reply)
Night night bogan features.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:55, Reply)
it's 3 in the afternoon you terrible shit

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:57, Reply)
Not in Oz it isn't

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:58, Reply)
yeah it's not in narnia either but try to stick to the real world ta

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:59, Reply)
i maded a new thread
bitches
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:08, Reply)
I might go and have a shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:29, Reply)

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