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Look it's a thread for people born after 1980
i totally hooked up my tv with some internet, what small triumphs have you experienced recently?

alt: cheese on toast or bacon and egg sarnie?
(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:44, 232 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
Alt: neither because both will make me ill.
vegemite and cheese on rice cakes though, that's alright.

Small triumph? how about massive fucking triumph of finally sequencing most of the gene I've spent the last 2 months trying to isolate.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:46, Reply)
Are you wheatarded or something?

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:47, Reply)
yup.

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:49, Reply)
lolgutted, that and hayfever are your immunes systems way of trolling you.

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:50, Reply)
I don't have hayfever.
I have no idea what my allergy is. I'm waiting for the results to come back.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:51, Reply)
My girlfriend is going out in the snow to buy me beer and fags and sausages.

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:46, Reply)
buy them yourself you lazy fuck.

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:49, Reply)
I'm at work, she's not.

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:50, Reply)
bit early I guess

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:53, Reply)
wouldn't the street corners be a bit chilly at the moment as well?
I mean surely there's a risk of hypothermia..
(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:57, Reply)
oh lol

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:01, Reply)
Alright little miss daddy issues. No need for that.

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:01, Reply)
"Dear Chompy.
I'm sorry I insinuated that your girlfriend likes to hang around on street corners in weather that makes it suspicious to hang around on street corners unless you're a prossie."
(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:11, Reply)
Lance Armstrong style apology here.

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:19, Reply)
THATS THE JOKE.

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:25, Reply)
Bacon and egg
Then cheese on toast for a snack
(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:46, Reply)
I triumphed in a discussion about whether Timothy Claypole was a superhero or not.
I said he was - then I proved it and won the argument hands down and was well popular and stuff.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:47, Reply)
well done, now delete that thread and kill yourself

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:48, Reply)
*swoons*

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:48, Reply)
He was no Super Gran.

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:06, Reply)
Stand back

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:06, Reply)
Now she was a superhero.
She even had 'super' in her name.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:08, Reply)
Like Super Noodles.

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:12, Reply)
I thought Weston Super Mare was some kind of magic horse with horrible facial burns

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:16, Reply)
They lied.
They only have donkeys.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:18, Reply)
WOULD.

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:12, Reply)
people who are born before 1980 can barely
be called human yet
(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:47, Reply)
I was born in 1980, can I play?
I never watched rentaghost anyway as I wasn't some sort of awful peasant.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:47, Reply)
I always thought you were about 23

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:48, Reply)
man man, kronely's old.

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:50, Reply)
Nope! I'm practically dead, me.

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:53, Reply)
I can smell your pissed-in-grandpa-pants from here.

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:54, Reply)
are you certain the cable wasn't a gummy snake this time

it doesn't count as working if you've just sellotaped pages from grazia to it
(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:48, Reply)
hahahahaha

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:55, Reply)
I like this

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:56, Reply)
I bought a round of 3 pints last night and got £3 back from a tenner.
I'll drink in that pub again.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:49, Reply)
Weatherspoons?
£1.99 a pint of ale at the moment.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:49, Reply)
No, not a chain as far as I can tell.
Very pleasant place as well.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:52, Reply)
Wetherspoons?

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:50, Reply)
No, with a glass

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:50, Reply)
not with a knife?

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:52, Reply)
Honestly
How the fuck can you get a pint in a knife?
(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:53, Reply)
I dunno man,
how can you pint a knife with a fuck?
(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:53, Reply)
I'll pint your knife in a minute
Afternoon
(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:55, Reply)
morning.

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:56, Reply)
Stab the cunt who's holding the glass.

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:58, Reply)
See? Gonz knows the way...

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:59, Reply)
that's not that cheap

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:51, Reply)
3 pints in my local would be a tenner for ale
or more than £12 for Peroni
(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:52, Reply)
I was charged £4.75 for a pint of Peroni recently.

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:52, Reply)
You could afford to buy another one with your remaining money.
I don't know what you're whinging about.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:08, Reply)
It's all relative.
In Edinburgh at New Year it was nearly £4 a pint.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:53, Reply)
Yate's Wine Lodge?

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:52, Reply)
This place
shamblesbar.co.uk/
(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:55, Reply)
I heard if you tell anecdotes at Shamble's bar the staff just make terrible withering comments

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:58, Reply)
That's about right for bitter or Carlsberg
As long as you stay out of the trendier pubs
(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:52, Reply)
But who would choose to drink Carslberg?

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:56, Reply)
er its the best in the world

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:08, Reply)
Probably.

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:09, Reply)
+not

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:10, Reply)
1.82 at my local

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:16, Reply)

My exam getting cancelled today due to snow. Jingle snow, jingle snow, jingle all the snow. SNOOOOOOOW! YAY!
(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:49, Reply)
Oh look, the child's back.
Go outside and build a snowman*


*on the M4.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:50, Reply)
M6 is probably easier for him to get to.

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:54, Reply)

That's not very nice + I never post on here so I'd be surprised if you remember me.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:12, Reply)
Ignore Battered, he is this friendly to everyone.
There are few enough people posting now that it isn't too hard to remember you.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:16, Reply)
I remember you.

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:25, Reply)
Rushden & Diamonds are shit.

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:53, Reply)
What are you?

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:54, Reply)
Plague.
Can't you read?
(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:58, Reply)
alt: cheese bacon and egg sarnie, please
also, brown sauce
(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:50, Reply)
I wanna be a winner.

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:53, Reply)
pot the black like hurricane higgins

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:55, Reply)
How has it taken you like 3 days to hook up a tv to the Internet?

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:52, Reply)
i only got the wire home today

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:52, Reply)
You are a proper spastic.

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:53, Reply)
seems a little harsh

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:54, Reply)
I don't see how you failed to go and get the right cable from a shop 2 days ago that's all.
There is normally a little picture on the back of the box of what the cable is for.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:58, Reply)
they were really expensive in Maplin so ordered off amazon
probably should have double checked, but on screen they look the same
(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:00, Reply)
I'm not sure you should be allowed any Internet.

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:08, Reply)

Internet oxygen
(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:12, Reply)


(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:00, Reply)
you can plug an aerial in at home
you don't have to bring a wire from the bbc
(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:55, Reply)
lols

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:56, Reply)
i have an internal aerial

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:57, Reply)
That's your spinal cord you flid.

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:59, Reply)
oh god, where is the other end of the cable plugged in then :(

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:01, Reply)
Salford

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:04, Reply)
Will some One Show him what do do please?

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:05, Reply)
ouch

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:10, Reply)
Sorry

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:11, Reply)
TIMOTHY! !!

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:13, Reply)
CLAYPOLE!!!!!!

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:16, Reply)
That is called the spine
It does not pick up Cbeebies
(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:59, Reply)
hahaha!!

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:57, Reply)
Oh right.
I was born before 1980, so shall I just fuck off then?
(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:52, Reply)
and die, yes please

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:53, Reply)
Then I could come back as a ghost* and set up a ghost rental service.


*Will this make me a superhero?
(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:00, Reply)
we can make a old person ghetto right here in the corner of the thread

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:53, Reply)
just put some newspaper down, I don't want piss everywhere

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:54, Reply)
we'll put some digestives out for them.
that'll keep them happy for a while.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:58, Reply)
They get caught up in my false teeth.

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:01, Reply)
just hold them in your mouth a bit til the saliva makes them soggy enough to swallow.

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:12, Reply)
I'm spent

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:13, Reply)
you would be.

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:16, Reply)


(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:01, Reply)
Arsebandit?
Really?
(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:04, Reply)
No way is that guy not a nonce

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:04, Reply)

nonce superhero
(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:04, Reply)

hero nonce
(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:10, Reply)
Managed to get a laptop working after it looked like it was completely dead.
Alt: Bacon and egg, brown sauce, toast. Cheese on toast with lea & perrins is good, but it just can't compete with that.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:52, Reply)
1980?
FFS I was already working abroad in 1980!
Youth of today, when I was young this were all fields etc.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:54, Reply)
I'm waiting in a cafe for my flatmate to turn up
We were supposed to go on a viewing at one. There's a sinister guy standing next to my table, a mental who keeps making noises on the table in front and everybody else are fat, bald men. If I don't make it out of here alive, there's a letter in my pocket. Please make sure it gets to my family. Thanks.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:00, Reply)
"Good Moaning!"

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:16, Reply)
I was born in 1981 but I watched Rentaghost and I had the Annual too

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:03, Reply)
Good lad.

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:04, Reply)
See? This guy gets it.

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:05, Reply)
I knew you were one of the good ones, PJ.

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:05, Reply)

ood ay
(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:08, Reply)
You're just jealous cos my missus is hot

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:13, Reply)
So's mine.
I've let her put the heating on as it's snowing.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:13, Reply)
We've got Cornish snow down here.

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:15, Reply)
It's got carrots in it?

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:16, Reply)
actual LOL

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:17, Reply)
Cornish Snow is the same as Cornish sunshine
i.e. Its fucking raining as usual
(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:22, Reply)
Have you tried putting her outside
To cool off for a bit?
(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:14, Reply)
I just played in the snow while having a fag, now my feet are wet. fml.

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:20, Reply)
are you trying to be a teenager?

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:21, Reply)
He's spent so long pretending to be one on the internet that he's started to believe his own groomy lies.

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:22, Reply)
Thank you, beagle.

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:21, Reply)
The ramifications of being called beagle by someone who calls themselves 'dog-fucker' are quite disturbing.

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:34, Reply)
Depends, do you smoke?

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:36, Reply)
yes

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:41, Reply)
I had a nice chat with a pretty lady at the bank
And this time I didn't seize up or make odd honking noises then roll around on the floor

alt: cheese on toast is something I have so rarely I'd have to go for that. With some tabasco on top.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:36, Reply)
I could never flirt with someone who knows the state of my current account.

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:42, Reply)
Something something large deposits something
something about after hours deposit box
(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:43, Reply)
I wish I knew what the state of my current account was
I ain't checked it in a couple of years
(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:45, Reply)
that will be the Raisin you are in debt
mindpiss
(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:55, Reply)
Would they have a raisin to see it?

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:52, Reply)
THIS IS A GRAPE JOKE!!!!

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:55, Reply)
Worcestershire sauce on top.

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:43, Reply)
I'd do two slices, one with worcestersterstershire, one with tabasco

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:44, Reply)
skillz.

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:45, Reply)
PHAT GRILLZ

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:46, Reply)
Tomato sauce under the cheese.
Chilli sauce, worcester and black pepper on top.

G4NG$T4
(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:49, Reply)
That's just a shit pizza
Get yourself gone from these shores
(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:50, Reply)
I'm nowhere near your shit Paddy shores thank you ever so much
FOR NOTHING.

I've gone off you AGAIN now.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:52, Reply)
I DUNNO WHAT SHORES PEOPLE ARE ON
THE WIKI NEVER GETS UPDATED NO MORE
(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:54, Reply)
the entire town?

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:50, Reply)

Needs some mango chutney.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:50, Reply)
Anal sex is like brussel sprouts
if your forced as a child you'll hate them as an adult.

Oh sorry I mean Bacon and Egg OBVIOUSLY! Oh and my triumph is I got promoted, got a pay rise and two iPads which means I can be twice as much of a twat/wanker/spaz/cunt as someone with one iPad. Go me!
(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:39, Reply)
bacon, mushroom, onion and black pepper double decker sarnie FTW.
I love snow.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:43, Reply)
Hang on!
I thought you were a veggie
(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:45, Reply)
Bacon isn't meat

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:46, Reply)
bacon is a vegetable

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:47, Reply)
bacon is a religion

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:52, Reply)
I relapsed
don't tell tangles
(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:54, Reply)
TRAITOR!

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:56, Reply)
it's tofacon, honest.
don't hate me.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:57, Reply)
Informer
licky bum bum.

That sounds like a good sarnie.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:46, Reply)
'Licky bum bum sandwich, table two'

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:51, Reply)
licky bum bum sarnie, chef?

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:51, Reply)
hahaha
I saw that guy earlier. He is superb.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:56, Reply)
What sort of idiot
Puts a double decker in a sandwich.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:51, Reply)
He won't answer now
He took a handful of crushed up Lithium tablets before posting this and will now be weaving in and out of traffic on his bike.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:54, Reply)
Even if he doesn't mean an actual double decker
There's no need to double up on a sandwich with that little in it. You need egg, bacon, sausage, black pudding to double up.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:54, Reply)
there;s lots of it.
the middle slice kinda dissolves, it's well lush.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:56, Reply)
i still have not had a deep fried chocolate bar
I think this is a serious problem
(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:00, Reply)
Don't bother, they're minging

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:02, Reply)
surprise, surprise
the thread mentioning food gets the most replies
(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:49, Reply)
yeah well I'm calling it a day and going to sleep. g'night weirdos.

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:51, Reply)
night time wrongun

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:52, Reply)
Night night bogan features.

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:55, Reply)
it's 3 in the afternoon you terrible shit

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:57, Reply)
Not in Oz it isn't

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:58, Reply)
yeah it's not in narnia either but try to stick to the real world ta

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:59, Reply)
i maded a new thread
bitches
(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:08, Reply)
I might go and have a shit.

(, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:29, Reply)

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