fancypants
are you a fan of high-end hotels and cuisine? or do you think it's poncy bits of air that would be better replaced by a bigger plate of solid grub and a couple of zeros off the bill?

alt: would you rather be ginger or fat?

altalt: you're single. name the 2 people or celebs with whom you'd have a threesome. or more, if you're into that kind of thing. if you're not, nominate them for another b3tan.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 10:55, 122 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

AltAlt: Anna Friel and Kylie Minogue.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 10:57, Reply)

Fucking hell, some proper internet meltdowns happening today aren't there?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 10:58, Reply)

where, where?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 10:59, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/sorry/post1836000
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 11:01, Reply)

I fear the made-up pub in his mind is about to close its doors forever and be turned into flats

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 11:04, Reply)

Fingers crossed eh?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 11:04, Reply)

If people put the amount of effort in to decent posts on /QOTW as they do in to slagging it off then perhaps it would improve.
They're just not very bright. I don't understand how they fail to see that occasionally taking the piss out of a post (particularly when it's bullshit like this b3ta.com/questions/sorry/post1835861 ) is ruining QOTW.

What's ruining it is people continually moaning about how shit it has become, these are the people that should be stepped, not those actually having a laugh.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 11:03, Reply)

What always amuses me is when people have a go at me for ruining QOTW.
I've won, I say won, been 'least biggest loser' several times, most of the semi-literate whiners never even bother with a story, let alone winning the damn thing.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 11:06, Reply)

YOU'VE RUINED THE INTERNET FOR EVER

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 11:07, Reply)

It's worse than that.
Did you hear that his wife is fat?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 11:10, Reply)

I heard she can't walk from place to place, but "flows" instead

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 11:14, Reply)

To be fair you ARE ruining QOTW.
And /OT. And /talk. And /FAQs. And /calendar.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 11:09, Reply)

He marred my enjoyment of this week's newsletter as well.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 11:10, Reply)

Lies. Nobody enjoys the newsletter.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 11:11, Reply)

What?! You don't look forward to finding out what Joel, Weeble and Kunt have been up to?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 11:14, Reply)

I know I'm definitely in the minority with this and that everyone else simply adores them.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 11:16, Reply)

Oh man, Legless has waded in now.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 11:40, Reply)

He has me on 2.0

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 11:42, Reply)

You forgot /links.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 11:11, Reply)

I don't go on /links.
The tinfoil hatters there scare me.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 11:12, Reply)

same here

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 11:13, Reply)

Are you surprised I forgot those dullards?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 11:12, Reply)

Nope.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 11:13, Reply)

I'm much more of a fan of rustic fare.
My experiences of Michelin-starred cheffery are not extensive, but those that I have had inform me that it's over-seasoned, over-poncy and simply not (for my tastes) worth the money.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 10:59, Reply)

I'm much more a fan of punching LARPing pricks that use the word "fare" for "food" right in the fucking face.
Much like your ex :D
( Kroney, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 11:07, Reply)

you mean "fayre"
which is even worse.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 11:10, Reply)

:o(

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 11:10, Reply)

I prefer a small "boutique" hotel to a traditional luxury one, food wide, there is a time for both
alt: at least i you're fat you can lose weight...really it depends on how ginger you mean.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 10:59, Reply)

I'd prefer it if you would DYAAKY

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 11:05, Reply)

Because of this post, I will never leave
I hope you're happy
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 11:09, Reply)

These pants? They are rather fancy, aren't they?
I do like good grub, but I prefer to buy good ingredients and cook them myself.
alt; I have no preference. Erm. Probably ginger, as it is less hazardous to health. Some ginger women are well sexy, but there aren't many sexy ginger men.
alt; Drew Barrymore and Tuppence Middleton.
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 11:05, Reply)

this is because naturally ginger women have highlights i think. and wear mascara and eyebrow pencil. options not open to the likes of poor old boris becker and his pasty deformed mates

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 11:08, Reply)

I married a ginger. She's ace and gives me the horn.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 11:12, Reply)

Is it true what they say about "rusty roof, stinky garage"?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 11:15, Reply)

Nope. Neither was that the case with any other redheads I've encountered.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 11:17, Reply)

he wouldn't know, he's a smoker
they have no sense of taste or smell.

did you see that pic on fb of the smoking room that is like being at the bottom of a grave? i liked that a lot.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 11:20, Reply)

nah, I don't really do any facebook these days
also I only know darth and chompy's real names, so can't stalk anyone to look for these things
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 11:27, Reply)

urgh, fat-faced illiterate stalking
worst of all teh stalking
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 11:33, Reply)

My face is that of a chiseled greek god, thank you very much!
*humph*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 11:37, Reply)

oops
my mistake
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 11:39, Reply)

Yup-missing its marbles.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 11:39, Reply)

Damian Lewis is ginger
AND sexy.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 21 Jan 2013, 11:14, Reply)

Yes I am, but if I can get them cheaper through deals or whatnot, then I will.
Alt: Well, I'm getting fat already, so I'll go with that. Otherwise I'd be ginger AND fat and then I'd just as well kill myself.

Altalt: I am, well spotted. Kate Beckinsale and Natalie Portman.
( Kroney, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 11:06, Reply)

Kate Richard
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 11:11, Reply)

Nicely done.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 11:14, Reply)

for myself, i would say...
... i have a real thing about super-fancy hotels, fucking love a bit of it. but meals not so much, i'd rather somewhere more homely than somewhere that serves everything on a bed of sea-foam.

alt: you can lose weight but you can dye hair.

altalt: matthew mccon and bradley cooper. but one at a time rather than both at once. otherwise i would suspect them of being raving benders.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 11:07, Reply)

Re your Alt: doesn't seem that you can lose weight eh?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 11:09, Reply)

She does dye her hair though.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 11:13, Reply)

unluckily for you
you are INcorrect.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 11:16, Reply)

Liposuction doesn't count.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 11:17, Reply)

sadly eatng fuck all and going to the gym does
but i think having less fat to push out the wrinkles is making me look older. hmm. maybe i should have asked: would you rather be fat and smooth-faced or skinny and wrinkly (like battered's shrivelled little attempt at a cock)?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 11:19, Reply)

Yes. My cock is fat and smooth.
How did you know?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 11:21, Reply)

Muscle memory?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 11:22, Reply)

urrrrrgh

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 11:31, Reply)

This is the sound of swipe's slack growler
involuntarily reassuming a half-remembered previous inhabitant.
( Kroney, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 11:38, Reply)

imma text your girlfriend
and tell her that you're a cunt
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 11:39, Reply)

YOUS DUN NO HER NUMBA

( Kroney, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 11:39, Reply)

pfffft

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 11:40, Reply)

This is the sound of swipe's slack growler
reassuming its default shape.
( Kroney, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 11:41, Reply)

Pint of mind bleach please landlord.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 11:37, Reply)

I'd hate to come out of a restaurant and still be hungry but I am a fan of the poncy food
The hotel where we got married usefully bridges the two - chef has a Michelin star but food is decently sized and lovely.

Alt:
Fat - can lose weight then

AltAlt:
Kylie and Suzanna Reid
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 11:08, Reply)

If we're talking holiday type hotels
I'd rather stay somewhere really fancy and have no money for holiday spending, than stay in a B&B and buy loads of tat.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 21 Jan 2013, 11:16, Reply)

vegas is a good example
i'd rather stay for a few days in a proper posh fancy place and hardly have any cash for the casinos than a week in a 3 star and put it all on red, i think...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 11:19, Reply)

You've got stick it all on red written all over your face.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 11:22, Reply)

sometimes i like a bit of black

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 11:31, Reply)

air B&B is a great website for cheap getaways

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 11:19, Reply)

Missing the point there, Nakers.
Say NO to cheap B&Bs.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 21 Jan 2013, 11:22, Reply)

cheap doesn't always mean shit
me and the mrs stayed in a beautiful house in majorca, private pool, massive roof terrace an delicious breakfast everyday for about £60/night.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 11:30, Reply)

I often find myself
Very underwhelmed by the very top end resturants and hotels, I think that the step up in price means my expectations are raised to such an extent that the reality isnt good enough. I think the higher end of the mid range is about the best as you still get a bit of value for money. Obviously there is a limitation to my ighest end price due to not being a millionaire so that could be where I am going wrong.

Alt I am quite a fan of the redheaded lady so I think I would go Ging.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 11:28, Reply)

i was underwhelmd by the oxo tower

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 11:29, Reply)

Use lube

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 11:30, Reply)

textbook response.

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 11:36, Reply)

its USP is the view, not the grub

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 11:32, Reply)

well yes, but still

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 11:36, Reply)

The brasserie is much better there than the main restaurant.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 11:37, Reply)

^ so much this ^

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 11:38, Reply)

yeah, whatevs
the Mrs really enjoyed herself so it worked out fine really.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 11:39, Reply)

The trouble with your alt answer is that red looks good on women
and like shit on men. So not only would not get a ginger girl, you wouldn't get a girl of any description. Aside from b3th, who likes Damien Lewis. You'll have to wait for her husband to cark it, first.
( Kroney, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 11:30, Reply)

During my younger
crazy paving days, I dyed my hair red and it was very well recieved by the ladies. But it was a bright red rather than a ging so maybe your answer is fair enough
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 11:33, Reply)

Drinks in Bristol
On the 23rd Feb if any of you fancy a pint.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 11:30, Reply)

sorry mate, i did get your text, i was driving in the snow at the time, and it slipped my mind to reply!
i think that should be fine with me, yes.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 11:31, Reply)

I have permission.
Will be driving so can give 3-4 people a lift from London if required.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 11:32, Reply)

*bagsies*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 11:32, Reply)

Is Lusty joining us?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 11:33, Reply)

Hopefully.
In all truth this all depends on the extent of impending legal bills.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 11:37, Reply)

I might come.

( Kroney, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 11:37, Reply)

stop rubbing it then

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 11:39, Reply)

You became French the last time you were down.
I wonder what nationality you'll become this time.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 11:42, Reply)

I want to get some Irish.

( Kroney, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 11:43, Reply)

don't forget to wear two condoms

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 11:45, Reply)

To be sure?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 11:52, Reply)

to be sure.

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 12:07, Reply)

I can't make the 23rd.
I imagine this news will put off a lot of people from coming.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 11:46, Reply)

altalt wtf?
are you seriously getting so desperate you need to get yourself off over the fantasies of internet strangers pretending to do megan fox and salman rushdie up the bum?
(quintsy, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 12:05, Reply)

yes
that was it. you totally got me.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 12:06, Reply)

dirty bitch

(quintsy, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 12:06, Reply)

i learned from the best
your sister
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 12:07, Reply)

they don't call her birdseye multipack for nothing

(quintsy, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 12:11, Reply)

what a revolting phrase
you kiss your grandmother with that mouth?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 12:15, Reply)

nah, she doesn't do kissing with her clients as it feels too emotional

(quintsy, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 12:16, Reply)

alt- ginger
Alt alt- Harley Davis and Rihanna.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 12:14, Reply)