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Greatest Acheivement
Tell us your greatest acheivement. Not bollocks like having kids or anything like that
Alt:
Favourite childhood memory
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:22,
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latest was 12 years ago)
All my Acheivements are on my Xbox
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PsychoChomp, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:23,
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:o(
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:24,
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Check my gamer score!
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PsychoChomp, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:24,
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It's OK I believe you
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:27,
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gamer score?
*shakes head*
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:30,
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Oh man, NA looks down on one of my hobby
SADFACE
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PsychoChomp, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:35,
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WTN
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:36,
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Seriously i have no idea...
Probably playing "armies" etc with my brother and friend James in his back garden, simple pleasures really
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:24,
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no real names on the internet, nick
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:26,
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oh you dick!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:25,
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Why?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:30,
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my thread was so shiny and new
and now it's all gone
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:35,
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I didn't even see it, sorry
Feel free to go next
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:37,
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you can damn well answer them anyway...
so i managed to order 21 jars of jalapenos instead of 2 last night due to an ipad related typo
stupid ipad. what was your last epic fail?
alt: what can i cook with 21 jars of jalapenos?
altalt: best headline you've ever seen? i'm still going with "elton finally takes david up the aisle".
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:25,
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make them into a smoothy and give someone you don't like an enema
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:27,
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NOMINATE: GREGGSHAT
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:32,
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it would be shat after drinking that
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:33,
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Lots of mexican food
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:30,
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Odd you should mention that.
The Doris was watching 'Corrie' last night (some sort of northern fly on the wall type documentary it was). And some bloke who looks like Nigel Havers changed a restaurant order from 5 boxes of olives to 500. He's a wrong un.
It was at that point I opened a beer, I have no idea what the fallout from that deliberate act of sabotage will mean going forward.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:31,
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that you drank her beer?
i am guessing that would be the outcome
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:33,
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altalt: this one -
soccernet.espn.go.com/news/story?id=337901&cc=5739
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:35,
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marvellous
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:37,
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Hahahahaha!
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:40,
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wankiest music definition of the week
"unique analogue-electro-indie-kraut-pop"
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:26,
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That is a tough question sporto
I am proudest i guess of making a decentish living out of bar work. Everyone told me i was a spoon for putting the hours in, and that it would come to nothing, and all that, but now I have a fairly decent salary enjoy my work, and to be honest, do very little work in relative terms.
Outside of work, probably buying my first house, and making it my own. lots of graft went in to making it a nice place for me and windypigirl.
alt: Me, and my brother, sledging i Shotover park in oxford. It might be that due to this snow that this memory is prevalent, but it is a great memory.
Can you help me out with a music round for tonights quiz? I need a decent theme.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:27,
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The best theme is Monkey Magic
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PsychoChomp, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:28,
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^ this is the rightest thing you have ever posted
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:28,
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AUSTRALIAN MUSIC
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:28,
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i might actualy have to do this.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:28,
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Movie Songs?
Covers, but who sung the original?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:28,
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movie songs is shit.
covers vs original i did, but could do again if people could find 5 new ones?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:29,
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Warm Leatherette.
Covered by Grace Jones, originally done by The Normal. Or is that a bit obscure?
Natalie Imbruglwhatsit's 'Torn' was also a cover.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:31,
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done grace jones and imbruglia last time
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:37,
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also,
i'm a bit in love with imbruglia
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:37,
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that was one of the best newspaper headlines ever, when she had to admit that "torn" was a cover
the headline just said:
RIPPED OFF
fucking brilliant
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:40,
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Hush by Deep Purple is a cover
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:32,
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ok, so this is looking good.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:40,
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hit me baby one more time by britney and travis
i will survive by gloria and cake
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:35,
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travis did hit me baby?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:38,
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yep
you can hear them all laughing towards the end when he squawks a bit too much
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSDrHV0KsOA
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:38,
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I think it was Starsailor who also did an S Club 7 cover
of 'Don't Stop Moving'.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:41,
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I think it was Starsailor who also were a bucket of shite.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:48,
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The place in the Supergrass song?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:28,
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Yes.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:29,
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I like that song.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:29,
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i like you.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:30,
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Let's elope!
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:31,
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Also, for your music quiz - places in songs or some shit?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:29,
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Excellent idea
Granchester Meadows (P Floyd)
Itchykoo Park (S Faces)
Bridge of Sighs (Robin Trower)
Cypress Hill
Linkin Park
etc etc
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:30,
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ha, that is almost exactly the stuff i did for when i did do places,
except swap out linkin park for New york new york.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:38,
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Great minds, Winders. Great minds.....
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:39,
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They came froma village just outside oxford I think...
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:29,
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originals and (usually dreadful) covers
1 point for the original and 1 bonus point for the cover
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:29,
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songs named after girls
i would say boys, but i am struggling to think of any "andy"s to go with "mandy"
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:30,
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i've done girls and boys fairly recently.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:31,
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Clickin dis for out of context populols.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:31,
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Kinky.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:32,
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well everyone experiments
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:32,
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REM's none chart-bothering follow up?
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:33,
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hahaha
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:34,
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What advert made a song famous
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:32,
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i like that madi diaz song "does it rain where you are?" from the "be delicious" adverts
i played it for my friend, and she said, "well it certainly rains where your ex is. pisses it down, the miserable twat."
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:34,
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Songs about spastics
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:34,
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Maroon 5 struggled with their follow up album
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:36,
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God I hate them
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:38,
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MORON 5 MORE LIKE!!!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:39,
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why do these make me laugh so much? why?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:38,
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I fucking love them
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:39,
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niche
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:36,
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David Bowie
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:39,
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Colours
Either the song, the artist or both contain colours in their name.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:44,
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I've done some pretty impressive gigs in my time*, so perhaps those.
*a packed to capacity Cork Opera House for one, a 3000 capacity warehouse in King's Cross, the Hulen Club in Bergen, Norway....that kind of thing. All a depressingly long time ago but very fond memories nonetheless. I was really quite 'cool' once :o(
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:27,
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I wasn't really.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:36,
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I've done some gigs that I am immensely proud of*
Not on that scale, but ones where everything clicked perfectly.
The best one was in a tiny place in Birmingham where for the one and only time in my life we left the audience awestruck.
*And of course some bum-clenchingly awful ones that I'd rather forget.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:40,
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Was it
Here?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:42,
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What are they all saying there?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:43,
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5
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:44,
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*coughsTWANGCLUBcough*
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:44,
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Does that mean there will be noise or there won't be noise?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:45,
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They're just 'deaf' right?
Not 'deaf offenders"?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:47,
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I once sang to a packed Philharmonic Hall.
It was shit.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:43,
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i just missed a distinction in my masters from oxford, as in by 0.3% which didn't get rounded up, the cunts
despite working the crazy hours i work, when most people on the course didn't have jobs at all. i am proud of that.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:28,
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Good Universities never round up
I missed a 1st by 0.27%
Don't take it personally. Plus, you clearly didn't deserve it. I sure as fuck know I didn't, I was basically drunk constantly for 3 years.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:30,
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Saved my cousin from drowning when he was a toddler.
He's not even won a Nobel prize yet, so I kind of wish I hadn't bothered. Still, I call that an achievement.
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Kroney, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:35,
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Gid moaning
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:35,
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Damn your ninja skillz
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:35,
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Academically - getting a good degree and winning a prize for my dissertation
Sporting - scoring 86 not out for my cricket team, chasing a target of 145.
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:35,
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Off the top of my head, beating about 40 others at a film quiz
Considering I was in a team of 1, this showed
how extensive my knowledge of 'film' is how much of a gimp I really am.
Alt: Going sledging with my brother, watching him hit a divet halfway down, flying a fair distance, only to land on his feet and try to run off the momentum. It didn't work, and he tripped over, going flat on his face.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:37,
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Altlols
This reminds me of an underage drinking incident down the seafront where my mate Steve managed to go arse over tit down a 50' bank, rolling about 20 or 30 times, only to stand up with his still full bottle of wine...
Then fall over due to dizziness and spill most of it.
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:39,
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Sounds like these guys
www.amazon.com/gp/product/B004OA63EY/I suspect Stunned would like this book.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:49,
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are you a londoner AA?
I forget.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:39,
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Maybe its because?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:41,
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Nope, Northern monkey here.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:42,
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fair enough,
I've been approached by some people that run a film quiz in london called "you're going to need a bigger boat" that is apparently very popular, and they want to expand and do a monthly one in my upstairs bar, but i want to try and find some people who have maybe heard of it, or even been to get the low down. I don't really trust photos on websites, it looks mad busy, but they may have ust got all their mates down.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:47,
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you don't have much to lose by trying them out though do you?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:53,
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i'm giving up quite a large area of the pub on a weekend evening once a month,
and it wouldn't be fair just to give them one or two months, it would have to be given time to build, so 6 months or so at least. Thats worth to me about 8-10 k over the upstairs bar that i could potentially lose over 6 months
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:55,
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oh right well no incentive to try them out then is there
You can get them to commit to either a minimum spend or minimum headcount: I've had that imposed on me in club nights I've done.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:15,
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not really,
although i like the idea of going down to london on a bit of a jolly.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:17,
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I hear ya bruv
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:23,
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i like the idea of it though,
i might just risk it.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:18,
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Like I say, make them share the risk.
Do they charge entry or subscription or something?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:24,
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Go to one of their events, take b3tans, put it on expenses.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:55,
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this is a great idea.
i'll find when the next one is.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:00,
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No, he's a Yankee.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:42,
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*shakes stuff*
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:43,
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The Rebel AA
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:44,
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*yells*
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:45,
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LONDON OFFTOPIC FOLK.
ever heard of a monthly movie quiz called "you're going to need a bigger boat"?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:48,
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no soz
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:50,
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yes because you mentioned them
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:50,
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That reminds me of that joke on here I made ages ago.
I used to be funny.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:50,
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233 likes on facebook.
It's no "picture of cat in snow"
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PsychoChomp, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:52,
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yeah,
but the website makes them look well popular.
I don't trst social media really, without being arrogant, my pub is packed nearly every weekend, and fairly busy midweek,and i still can't seem to muster more than about 80 odd followers on twitter.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:56,
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got to give thema reason to follow you
they are effectively "selling" their attention to you, you must pay a fair price for it.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:57,
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You're saying that a few suggestive pics of Winders might draw them in?
Nothing dirty, all classy and arty, like.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:00,
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thats the one
mayeb reclining nude of a chaise long, with only a strategically place beer pub to maintain his modesty
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:04,
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so a picture of his pub then?
Or did you mean beermat?
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:09,
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That was supposed to say "pump"...
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:10,
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I've emailed a girl I know in london who fucking loves quizes.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:58,
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thanks chompo mate.
That is going above and beyond the call of forum duty.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:59,
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this is how bored I am
qu es j
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:00,
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Yeah, that too.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:01,
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So bo-ored, entertain me OT
Where is lokesy?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:56,
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Soz bit busy today.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:05,
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Just got an email from payroll
my bonus will be deposited in my account on the 25th. Woohoo!
I should buy something silly with it.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:00,
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get a pony
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:01,
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This certainly fulfills the criterion.
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Kroney, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:04,
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i like to help
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:05,
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I wonder if they do RealPony sex dolls for bestialists
I might not google that at work, though.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:07,
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I have a more reckless approach to googling at work:
www.modernprimate.com/childhood-ruined-the-my-little-pony-sex-doll/
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:11,
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not cliken that
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:12,
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How much is it?
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PsychoChomp, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:01,
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enough for a pony hopefully
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:03,
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6K
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:06,
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Mine's a pint, boss
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:06,
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of diamonds
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:07,
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s white
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:08,
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Ew
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:08,
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Put it all in an isa
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PsychoChomp, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:10,
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ROCK AND ROLL!!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:10,
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He'll still have £360 left over, could buy a telly with that.
And he'll get £160ish every year he keeps it in there as tax free interest. If he does it every year, in seven years he'll get over a grand tax free every year. And still be able to get all the money out.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:16,
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yeah, but he wants to spend it on something silly
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:17,
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I think blowing £360 on myself is about as silly as I'd want to be.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:19,
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What would you spend 6k on NA?
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PsychoChomp, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:22,
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300000 miles of ethernet cabling
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:23,
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To use to try to buy forum friends.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:24,
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hahahahahaa
you git
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:24,
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Duane Eddy's less successfully updated cover
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:24,
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or the new online proclaimers album
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:31,
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I dunno, a second hand JCB maybe
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:24,
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For your cableing?
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PsychoChomp, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:25,
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I'll weld on some metal plating and go on a rampage probably
but I'll do it somewhere like Warrington, so no ones notices
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:27,
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truth is i would save it, or pay off some mortgage
i might keep a grand for a new bed though
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:28,
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£360 on
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:22,
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stocks and shares ISA, not cash.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:40,
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Or even better, geta flock of goats
they'll pay for themselves in milk within a year or so, then BOOM profit
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:05,
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I may have difficulty housing them
since I'm currently in a 5th floor one bedroom apartment.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:06,
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Goats are excellent climbers.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:07,
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this is why i suggested them instead of sheep or cows
they could live on the fire- escape and come in at night.
It would also reduce heating bills, it's win win!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:08,
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They could balance on the decorative stonework on the outside of the building
milking them then becomes fairly tricky, however.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:08,
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train them to milk each other
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:10,
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ewww, nakers wants goat porn
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:11,
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My back is fucked, anyone want to give me a massage?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:31,
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Sure
To: Naked ape
You are a bent spastic
From: PsychoChomp
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PsychoChomp, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:33,
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No kissess : (
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:33,
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Probably the first paper I had published.
fuck, a whole 14 years ago. Shitting hell.
Alt: YM
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:33,
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I felt like that when i delivered my first paper
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:34,
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*paper fives*
In fairness your delivery probably had more effect on society than my first paper.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:34,
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It really did
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:36,
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Actually it would appear that the paper I'm talking about has been cited more than 30 times
so, it turns out it didn't. Sorry for your lots.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:41,
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[citation needed]
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:43,
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I can't without using REAL NAMES, ONLINE.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:48,
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In a similar vein to Ape, I delivered my first paper about 14 years ago.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:37,
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put the 6k in a stocks & shares ISA.
Balanced portfolio, good time to invest. Cash ISAs are shit for returns.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:36,
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I was at the birth for one of my friends kids
Shew as alone when she went into labour and I lived across the road. Cut the cord and everything.
Alt. I loved random wanders as a kid. There were a load of farmers fields, a golf course, and an ouseburn.
Plenty of fun days clarting about round there getting up to mischief, building dens etc.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:37,
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Ah, just read the no kids rule...
In that case doing 4 consecutive nights in Ibiza on no sleep last year...
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:38,
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what were you on?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:39,
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Meth
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:40,
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Coke, speed pills and a bit of green when chilling poolside.
That was my last big party holiday as I hit 30. Times are a changing
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:55,
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It would be a great achievement for someone if they started a new thread
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:39,
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I've just had a lovely sleep.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:41,
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are you a toddler?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:42,
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No, but I get woken up by one about half 5 every morning.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:43,
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you wanna train that out of her
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:44,
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Problem she is waking up hungry. Difficult to train that.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:45,
Reply)
get one of those gerbil water bottles and fill it with milk
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:47,
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Already exists
www.9gag.com/gag/5969024
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:50,
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l h
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:48,
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Suburban Hell
so perfect for your needs really
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:45,
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Bedrooms look small.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:46,
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Yeah, but two of them and a conservatory for £760 a month.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:47,
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I could get around £1100 for mine I think.
You've seen it, it's fucking minute.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:49,
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Fuck me, have rents gone through the roof since I last bothered looking?
Or is Milton Keynes suddenly Knightsbridge?
I'm going to have to reassess my moral position on not owning more than one property, I think.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:51,
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Actually you're right they are fucking tiny
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:47,
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you're still renting at 29?
Fucking hell.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:47,
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To be fair, he lives in the south.
I'm sure he'd be able to afford a mortgage in the blasted hell you call home.
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Kroney, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:49,
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I used to own Leeds but I flogged it for £20 when I was a bit skint.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:51,
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centre of York is not cheap.
Three bed terraces like I have start at about 200k on my street.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:52,
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1 bed flats start at about £160k in my street.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:52,
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and you can't afford that?
Blimey.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:54,
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I don't want a one bed flat.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:56,
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One bedroomed flats (studios) start at 140k in my home town.
My parents' three bedroom starter terrace is worth 250k.
Cheap is relative.
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Kroney, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:53,
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yes, average property prices vary across the UK
Thanks for the update.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:55,
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Try not being a smug prick for once in your life.
You were the one exclaiming at his renting at 29. You can't then do the "yeah, it's expensive in the south, you DICK" routine. He is renting, because house prices here are expensive. We could all afford to buy in York. We haven't because we don't want to fucking live there.
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Kroney, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:57,
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oh K Bone
Property prices tend to correlate to average salary bands in the area. Hence you maybe could afford to buy in York.
And yeah, York's a shithole, unlike Slough and Milton Keynes. Famous for its hideous city centre in fact. You got me there.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:03,
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You're genuinely unbelievable.
You take the piss out of Chompy for renting. It's pointed out to you that's due to the high cost of buying in the south. You're all "lol yeah, well done, house prices fluctuate".
You're a cock.
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Kroney, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:05,
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York also has a high cost of buying.
What are you getting at here?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:09,
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Not as high as the south, even MK, which you're so disparaging about.
But mostly, that you're a cock.
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Kroney, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:10,
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In fairness I myself am disparaging about MK, it's well shit.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:12,
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My 1-bed 1920s ex council flat with no garden is worth about 230k
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:53,
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Unless my IVA administrators are reading this in which case it's 175k, I in no way lied OK?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:56,
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1: Rent's cheap in Milton Keynes
2: Knock those two bedrooms into one and you might be able to swing a cat in it.
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Kroney, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:48,
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landlords love it when you knock through
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:49,
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I know, right?
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Kroney, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:49,
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That's cheap?
fuck me, you lot are getting absolutely arse-raped in the south east now.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:52,
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*nods*
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PsychoChomp, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:53,
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Genuinely
I mean, granted I haven't rented in the SE for about 10 or 11 years, but the last place I rented was a 2-bed detached cottage in central Wokingham with a fuck-load of land for £400 per month.
Given Wokingham is, let's face it, just a touch more expensive to live in than MK, that's in excess of 100% inflation of rent in 10 years. Jesus fuck, I need to cut my morality, go over to the cunt side and buy myself some more property.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:56,
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You could become Chompy's landlord.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:57,
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Yep, milton keynes is the worst place in the country for the House price/rental cost ratio.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:01,
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Looks good but what is the conservatory actually for?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:51,
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For conserving things in YOU IDIOT
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:52,
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Thanks "Chris Packham"
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:53,
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Thanks 'fudge packham'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:54,
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HOMEBREW
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PsychoChomp, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:52,
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Correct answer
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:53,
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Can you guess what the garage is for?
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PsychoChomp, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:54,
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Is it "cars"?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:55,
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No it's MORE HOMEBREW!
and maybe a bike or summin.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:56,
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Depends if he has electric friends.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:56,
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killing hookers
same as every other room.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:53,
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