NEW THREAD!!

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:48, 229 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Now THIS I can endorse.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:50, Reply)

you know
i fucking hate day shifts, i've sent the one lad home as it was quiet, and then had to spend time talking to "Jerry the sex pest" about his trip to thailand. I fucking hate Jerry.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:03, Reply)

I'm still fucking disappointed about Sunday, sorry to keep bringing it up.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:15, Reply)

mate, me too.
I'm trying to find another manager in the area that will at least cover the sunday night monday morning.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:18, Reply)

or find someone near to monty that manages a bar, and have them dress up as you and attend

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:58, Reply)

ABOUT WHAT?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:52, Reply)

My mate has never heard of that pub quiz I'm afraid.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:53, Reply)

They're gonna need a bigger reputation.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:55, Reply)

Fucking hell.
I got given a kindle for Christmas and I've trying to fill the cunt with free stuff. There's some scary self-published stuff out there.

www.amazon.co.uk/Daddy-Loves-Stepdad-Stepdaughter-ebook/dp/B007DOR7ZC/ref=sr_1_79?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1358870010&sr=1-79
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:55, Reply)

Fucking hell
WRONG!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:56, Reply)

That's not even the wrongest one on there..

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:58, Reply)

It is wrong enough for me, thanks

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:58, Reply)

Is that why you are at def con bongle?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:02, Reply)

yes

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:04, Reply)

That prize goes to Apeloverage.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:02, Reply)

Forever in our hearts

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:04, Reply)

His book is listed under the 'look, we'll bung you a quid if you take this' band.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:26, Reply)

What were you searching for when you found this?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:01, Reply)

'Free kindle books in the last 30 days'

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:05, Reply)

Yes. Yes of course.
You can get loads of reasonable stuff for under a quid. Also some of the torrent sites have ebooks; just download to your laptop and connect your kindle to transfer.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:07, Reply)

Sherlock Holmes full collection is free

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:17, Reply)

Totally just downloaded that mofo.
As well as a fuckload of Jules Verne, Jack London and, oddly enough, a couple of Robert Rankin trilogies.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:19, Reply)

Dracular and Frankenstien are free as well.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:19, Reply)

You will find pretty much everything
pre 20th century is free now.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:28, Reply)

Just got the Kindle app on my Nexus tablet
So spending fuck all on books to fill it
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:20, Reply)

Also try Project Guttenberg
lots of free out of copyright stuff there.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:19, Reply)

Steve is renowned for his literary prowess

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:26, Reply)

Unlike your good self.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:29, Reply)

chortle

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:32, Reply)

MAHONEEYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:29, Reply)

I was expecting that to be some kid's book about family isues, with cutesy wootsy drawings

I think someone should illustrate it with crayon
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:03, Reply)

fuck sake AB.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:05, Reply)

Oh fucking hell...
...this isn't the first book he's written.

www.amazon.co.uk/Christian-A.-Turner/e/B00739NG4S
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:15, Reply)

There's a definite theme there.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:17, Reply)

"Fuck My Ass, Daddy" seems like a good purchase

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:17, Reply)

NASTY.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:18, Reply)

this guy has a problem.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:18, Reply)

He's got no kids?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:19, Reply)

Bummed them to death, you mark my words

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:20, Reply)

Sweet Christ.
'After a couple more bobs on my cock, Tatiana grabbed a pillow and bit on tit as she felt her body tighten up. I put my hands on either side of her waist and moved her up and down my cock and she opened her mouth and screamed into the pillow, an orgasmic wave washing over her body and making it tremble and shake. Her trembling vibrated my cock, and I soon felt warm fluid begin coating my shaft. I looked down between Tatiana’s legs and caught a couple drops of clear liquid dripping out of her pussy and dribble to her legs. Seeing that, and feeling her orgasm tensed up my body. My body convulsed and I put my head back and arched my back. I then lifted my hips up into Tatiana, who was just coming down from her climax.'

A nonce AND a piss poor writer.

Which QOTW regular is he do you reckon?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:42, Reply)

BOOM!

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:20, Reply)

'step'kids
surely
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:22, Reply)

He's only written 142 books on the theme of father-stepdaughter incest.
I mean, it'd be weird if he'd written 143.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:20, Reply)

Trolling for justice anyone?
www.amazon.co.uk/gp/forum/cd/discussion.html/ref=ntt_mus_ep_cd_tft_tp?ie=UTF8&cdForum=FxUZDFIL9CVR36&cdThread=TxB0QO1V5JI55J
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:21, Reply)

I'll have some of that.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:22, Reply)

hahahahahaha!
Excellent work
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:29, Reply)

Its not incest though is it
Eh eh eh eh eh eh eh
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:29, Reply)

Fuck off, nonce.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:31, Reply)

you want to touch me dont you Badge

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:41, Reply)

Come near me or my kids, I swear I'll do time.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:45, Reply)

Great stuff guys
Bogbrush
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:48, Reply)

Ah, The Woody Allen Defence.
I am surprised and not a little disappointed in you BD29.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:32, Reply)

Hey I was naked in the shower and I slipped
It just so happened that I was at full bongle and she was bending over getting something out of the cupboard.,.

And the defense rests your honour
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:37, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1838489
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:39, Reply)

I refer the honourable gentleman
to my pervious remark
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:42, Reply)

House snobs,
what about this one www.rightmove.co.uk/property-to-rent/property-35015116.html?premiumA=true
Top floor is one bedroom.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:57, Reply)

No
Weird
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:58, Reply)

is it on the coast?
are there jagged brutal rocks concealed by a treacherous roiling ocean near by?
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:00, Reply)

That looks frightful.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:02, Reply)

No it doesn't, now standoutside in the rain
*it does a bit, but I really couldn't give a shit about what it looks like from the front.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:04, Reply)

Going up two flights of stairs to go to bed isn't a good start

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:05, Reply)

There'll be a bat pole.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:07, Reply)

They go down you fool
and you haven't mentioned a batcopter
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:07, Reply)

The sitting room looks really fucking small.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:07, Reply)

Looks nice inside
but it looks like a flatpack lighthouse.
( Kroney, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:02, Reply)

see, now it looks fairly modern,
and not like its one of those places that has been built funny to be in a small sapce, so someone actually wanted that house to look like that. If this is the case, i would not then trust their choice in builder.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:04, Reply)

They're next to a big park, tall and thin to get the view I think.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:05, Reply)

why not build over the garage though?
i thought there might be issues with view over the house behind, but then, there appears to be a window looking out back, so that can't have been an issue.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:06, Reply)

a kid's playpark?
is there a telescope on the top floor, surrounded by discoloured carpet?
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:06, Reply)

hahaha
Not yet!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:08, Reply)

Ha.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:08, Reply)

I always worry when they don't include a picture of the bathroom

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:16, Reply)

looks horrid, inside and out
I bet it smells a bit musty
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:22, Reply)

what do I do now?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:59, Reply)

Louise Wener was fucking gorgeous

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:00, Reply)

done that, now what?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:04, Reply)

Normally
Wipe up
Feel ashamed
Repeat
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:04, Reply)

Still would.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:04, Reply)

ener oodwood
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:25, Reply)

*shakes it all over*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:31, Reply)

Isn't she an author now?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:26, Reply)

she writes indy lesbian slash fiction

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:27, Reply)

So an 'author' in the same way that EL James is an 'author', then.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:29, Reply)

Her books might be utter shit, but at least she's made some money, at least i assume she has

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:30, Reply)

More than JK Rowling, I've heard.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:32, Reply)

that's bollocks! Rowling is worth something like £700m...
hang on I'll google
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:34, Reply)

I'm "guessing" that may have been the joke, Rainier

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:35, Reply)

j k Rowling $1bn
E L James $15m
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:35, Reply)

I only said 'heard', I didn't say it was fact.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:45, Reply)

all words commited to the interent must be taken as fact, FACT

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:46, Reply)

YOU ARE A BENT SPASTIC!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:53, Reply)

YOU KILLED YOUR EX-WIFE THEN LOLLED ON THE INTERNET

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:54, Reply)

And again, in English please?
*Edit* ninja
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:55, Reply)

YOU KILLED YOUR EX-WIFE THEN LOLLED ON THE INTERNET

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:57, Reply)

i read this too, total internet fact here
hang about and i'll set up the wikipedia entry
(quintsy, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:58, Reply)

i don't actually know how to do that, so best not hold your breaths, people

(quintsy, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:59, Reply)

The internet dispenses justice once again

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:00, Reply)

I WAS NOWHERE NEAR HER!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:00, Reply)

do you have an alibi?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:02, Reply)

Yes, I was several miles away with my current wife when I heard the news.
I managed to suppress a snigger and everything.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:03, Reply)

So you admit that you were having an affiar
I have motive everyone, MOTIVE
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:05, Reply)

We'd been divorced for years by that point, your honour.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:08, Reply)

a racist and a murderer too, eh?
Leave the sNIGGERS and ex-wives alone you bastard
(quintsy, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:09, Reply)

They've surely been suppressed enough.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:22, Reply)

the sniggers have been suppressed here ever since they made b3th a mod

(quintsy, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:23, Reply)

deleted that so as not to give anyone any ideas

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:36, Reply)

i saw, I lolled, I pooped a little

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:37, Reply)

Good point
Textbook stuff though
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:37, Reply)

The man's a genius at his craft.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:38, Reply)

i'm not good enough at teh internet to get stepped, let alone banned

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:38, Reply)

reportin dis 2 da modz

(quintsy, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:44, Reply)

dey already no.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:48, Reply)

holey siht brah!

(quintsy, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:50, Reply)

I AM AN F...B...I AGENT

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:50, Reply)

"Fucking Bentspastic Individual"

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:53, Reply)

If it's any consolation
I'd totally ban you.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:50, Reply)

If it's any consolation you don't have the power
so :P
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:51, Reply)

haha, b3th's a shitmod and we all know it

(quintsy, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:55, Reply)

Hey, if they sent a *real* mod over here, you'd all be sorry.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:55, Reply)

yeah well they'd probably ignore you anyway because you're such a gaylord
i reckon i could do your geriatric husband right up the shitter, right in front of you, while your dogs licked my balls and captain cavy cast a spell of impotency on me

and you STILL wouldn't be able to do anything about it
(quintsy, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:57, Reply)

POTD

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:58, Reply)

I'd be too busy boaking

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:01, Reply)

that's gotta be some sick west country slang for strumming your vagilele

(quintsy, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:03, Reply)

Alright.
Afternoon, autists and spazmos alike. What have I missed today? Apart from human contact, that is.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:38, Reply)

Sugar Puffs?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:39, Reply)

Rory's cruising for a stepping over on QOTW.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:39, Reply)

YOU FACKIN' GRASS

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:41, Reply)

I've always assumed he was into cruising.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:43, Reply)

Plumdozer thinks I'm poor.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:44, Reply)

you said yourself that you are poor

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:45, Reply)

But I don't want Plumdozer thinking that.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:45, Reply)

quick tell him that the NHS actually pays shitloads

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:48, Reply)

IM A PUBLIC SECTOR FAT CAT!

(PsychoChomp, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:52, Reply)

you wish

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:52, Reply)

he just means he eats a lot of fish and shits in a tray

(quintsy, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:54, Reply)

there is no question
god, if you want a job doing...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:40, Reply)

employ a Pole?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:42, Reply)

do it on rachelswipe?

(quintsy, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:43, Reply)

click

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:45, Reply)

scatlol and click

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:46, Reply)

'...give me five minutes to slip into something more comfortable'?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:48, Reply)

a sleeping bag full of shit doesn't sound all that comfortable to me

(quintsy, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:49, Reply)

depends what the depositer had been eating i suppose

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:51, Reply)

sweetcorn and shards of glass i'll bet

(quintsy, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:53, Reply)

Dutch bastards

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:56, Reply)

Just over heard a collegue on the phone:
"I wouldn't play around with it too much, or it'll get really messy"

lol
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:52, Reply)

Born Legacy
Lawless
Dark knight rises (which i've seen before)

What shall i watch tonight?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:04, Reply)

they all sound a bit shit, tbh
i signed up for netflix and love film the other week, but all they've got are shit films too

most films are shit these days
(quintsy, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:05, Reply)

Most films are shit full stop.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:09, Reply)

what even in the good old days?
DO YOU EVEN FUCKING REMEMBER E.T.???
(quintsy, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:10, Reply)

that was a telecommunications advert, not a film

(Elephant Balderdash attempting to bottle the absurd, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:11, Reply)

i get it cos he wanted to phone home, lol

(quintsy, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:13, Reply)

it was for BT, your hero was a sellout

(Elephant Balderdash attempting to bottle the absurd, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:17, Reply)

yeah he really was a hero, wasn't he?
I mean he wandered around naked in front of kids a lot and got a little boy drunk at school, but other than all that he was a hero
(quintsy, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:18, Reply)

now i'm getting flashbacks of the ET porno
fuck you
(Elephant Balderdash attempting to bottle the absurd, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:21, Reply)

you can see drew barrymore's tits in poison ivy
thank me later
(quintsy, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:23, Reply)

her face reminds me of david cameron's
not enough edges
(Elephant Balderdash attempting to bottle the absurd, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:28, Reply)

i've never seen his tits

(quintsy, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:36, Reply)

small and pert
i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/12/23/article-0-02E0EE90000005DC-976_468x539.jpg
(Elephant Balderdash attempting to bottle the absurd, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:53, Reply)

would

(quintsy, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 18:00, Reply)

Bourne

(PsychoChomp, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:05, Reply)

done

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:06, Reply)

but actually you should wstvh the raid

(PsychoChomp, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:47, Reply)

None of the above
How about a pretentious indie movie where nothing happens?
(Elephant Balderdash attempting to bottle the absurd, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:05, Reply)

You should watch 'Me Doing Your Mum'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:05, Reply)

You can't afford the train ticket to Wiltshire

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:06, Reply)

Oh she's paying.
She always does.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:08, Reply)

we've all seen that though, and as far as I'm concerned i felt she gave a very laboured performance
winkleman only gave it 4/10
(quintsy, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:08, Reply)

Winkelman gave that poor review out of pure jealousy
Despite her pleading I turned her down on religious grounds.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:09, Reply)

i'm surprised winkleman can actuallysee fuck all through her spastic fringe
SPASTIC FRINGE
www.heart.co.uk/style/beauty/hair/celebrity-fringes/frankie-sandford/#claudia-winkleman
(quintsy, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:11, Reply)

She is also a fucking dunce.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:17, Reply)

I would like to kiss her on the lips.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:18, Reply)

she looks nice in that photo
but when i see her on telly i want to headbutt a 2x4
(quintsy, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:19, Reply)

Funny because she is a '4x2'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:23, Reply)

i'm gonna nod like i get this, just nod back, ok?

(quintsy, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:24, Reply)

Rhyming slang for Jew, mush

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:25, Reply)

I SAID JUST NOD BACK

(quintsy, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:26, Reply)

Imagine me nodding whilst explaining what it means

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:28, Reply)

(nods back)

(quintsy, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:35, Reply)

evening, chumps
what's been happening then, we gone minimalist?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:17, Reply)

I'm looking for houses.
Are there any other property search things other than rightmove?
(PsychoChomp, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:19, Reply)

hmm, yes
but I can't remember what they were called, so I guess thats not helpful. I think I went through specific agencies to find places
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:21, Reply)

i saw an advert for one the other day that looked quite good

(quintsy, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:22, Reply)

THANKS xxx

(PsychoChomp, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:22, Reply)

is zoopla a thing?

(quintsy, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:23, Reply)

Yes it is! you're the best.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:26, Reply)

these are things that i know

(quintsy, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:27, Reply)

Just Google 'property for rent in MK'
You should get a few links that way.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:26, Reply)

fucking smartarse

(quintsy, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:27, Reply)

I was being helpful!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:28, Reply)

tell it to the judge, you matrinegrocidal maniac

(quintsy, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:29, Reply)

You're just making up words now.
Monty'll have words, he hates portmanteaus.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:31, Reply)

People who use portmanteaus are fankers.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:35, Reply)

stop killing black women and we'll say no more about it

(quintsy, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:35, Reply)

Primelocation and findaproperty

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:26, Reply)

Thanks.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:26, Reply)

davros's grandad admitted to the murder of his ex wife and suppressing ethnic minorities
psychochomp is rich but actually poor unless you're plumdozer
naked ape's going to watch a film
anothwerwanker's been banned for talking about his penis

oh and b3th's still a shitmod
(quintsy, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:20, Reply)

and Q is back!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:21, Reply)

Q was always here :(

(quintsy, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:22, Reply)

You missed out 'Naked Ape is still a bent spastic'

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:27, Reply)

can;t mention himtwice in one post, the prick'll get a massive head unsupportable by his tiny gay neck

(quintsy, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:28, Reply)

Like Localboy?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:29, Reply)

that's why he's called local boy
those adverts you used to get on late tv for 'local boys in your area' were all him
(quintsy, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:30, Reply)

I *knew* I'd seen his giant loaf-like head before!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:35, Reply)

*falls over*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:30, Reply)

imagine i posted a gif of that simpsons episode where the adverts come to life
and those three barber things come to life and their giant heads immediately fall over, here
(quintsy, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:38, Reply)

Mention him five times and he'll appear sporting a massive hook for a hand
with which he'll then accidentally hack off his own testicles because he is such a bent spastic.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:30, Reply)

so you're all in
*that* kind of mood, then
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:33, Reply)

talking to yourself, cavester?

(quintsy, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:35, Reply)

Hey leave her alone she nearly had sex last weekend but then didn't but might do.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:36, Reply)

wa-hey!
Quixote's in for the ride of his life!
(quintsy, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:37, Reply)

Wilf has no idea how lucky he is.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:37, Reply)

i bet she puts rubber swords in places that have no business housing rubber swords

(quintsy, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:38, Reply)

I bet it won't take him 80 days to get around HER world IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN AND I THINK YOU DO

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:41, Reply)

you are a master of subtle wit

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:42, Reply)

I think he is calling you fat

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:43, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1838649
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:43, Reply)

i took it as a compliment
that it wouldn't take 80 days
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:44, Reply)

God Nakers is such a bent spastic.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:50, Reply)

i hope Nakers isn't god
that would really screw up my world view
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:57, Reply)

Is Jennifer Connelly over fifty yet?
I want to add her to my list of pokeable over fifties.

Yes, there is such a list.
( Kroney, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:47, Reply)

who's on that list?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:48, Reply)

Michael Winner

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:49, Reply)

John McRirick
Sp?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:55, Reply)

she's 42, keep your lists to yourself
you sex-schindler
(quintsy, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 18:00, Reply)