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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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so another major uk law firm enters administration today, after the recent retailers
despite posting an on-target turnover and partner profits of £323k per partner in december. what would you do if you got made redundant?

alt: do you consider yourself hot? or are you more like a 5? who is the most deluded person you know?

altalt: superstitions: do you have any?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:00, 237 replies, latest was 12 years ago)


(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:01, Reply)
how do you cross the road without getting knocked down
when you clearly don't recognise the colour red?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:03, Reply)
He goes under the cars

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:04, Reply)
*likes*

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:04, Reply)
RIP Battered
He'd never seen a Robin Reliant before
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:06, Reply)
I wouldn't go anywhere near such a down market brand.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:06, Reply)
I'm suggesting one ran you over as you were walking underneath it and din't know it had three wheels
hth xx
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:07, Reply)
He really is worse than Nakers.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:19, Reply)
It occurs to me that I dont know our redundancy policy
I have been here 16 years so hopefully I'd get a decent sum. I'd then seek out some kind of cushy IT managers job in a small firm

Alt:
No, not at all.

AltAlt:
Nope, none
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:03, Reply)
there probably won't be a standard policy
but after 16 years you'd get the maximum statutory (one week's salary for every year of employment, capped at a maximum of 12 years, or it was when i last did any employment law, albeit that was a long time ago!) plus whatever the firm offers you.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:04, Reply)
And the first £35k of any redundancy payment is tax free, which helps stretch the dosh further.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:05, Reply)
I get the feeling others would be out the door first as they would be cheaper

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:07, Reply)
in my view
every company will know whom it wants to cut, and will tailor its requirements accordingly
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:09, Reply)
Poor Nakers.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:12, Reply)
What about the rest of the year though? and what were their underlying finances like?
alt: I'm hotter than the inside of a McDonalds Apple pie.

altalt: Of course not, what do you think I am? A girl or stupid?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:05, Reply)
Apply for anything and everything.
Alt: No, not even close.

AltAlt: No.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:06, Reply)
why not just apply for stuff that you are qualified for?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:06, Reply)
Maccy D's has all the burger flippers it needs.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:08, Reply)
Which firm has gone tits?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:07, Reply)
The Sun

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:08, Reply)
Mmmmmmm. Donna Ewin.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:08, Reply)
*googles*
*wishes he hadn't done it at work*
*agrees*
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:14, Reply)
cobbetts
they have some excellent lawyers, it's a shame

and a sad indictment of the uk markets
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:08, Reply)
They are cunts.
They repossess houses for banks.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:09, Reply)
er...

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:15, Reply)
What?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:15, Reply)
it's not made a single national newspaper
I guess people don't care when lawyers lose their jobs
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:10, Reply)
it means about 500 job losses
so it'll probably surface somewhere

LAWYERS ARE PEOPLE TOO
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:15, Reply)
pffft, hardly

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:16, Reply)
If a lawyer and a sack of shit were dropped from the top of the gherkin, which would hit the ground first?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:15, Reply)
The lawyers bill

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:16, Reply)
Who cares?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:17, Reply)
YOUR FACE

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:17, Reply)
The lawyer would argue that the ground hit them and seek compensation.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:28, Reply)
And also represent the sack of shit.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:28, Reply)
Probably just sit around in my pants for a couple of weeks and then get another job.
Alt: Does that ^ sound hot? No.
Altalt: I have this weird superstition about doubting things without empirical evidence to back them up.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:09, Reply)
that's what wiki is for
wiki and google
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:15, Reply)
I believe everything I read on the internet.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:20, Reply)
For example, this:
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1847558
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:21, Reply)
*shakes fist*
Why I oughta!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:22, Reply)
I should've taken the redundancy last year, I would've got 30k or so which isn't loads but could've started me doing SOMETHING
Instead I'm here and my team are talking about making hoodies with 'lolarious' pictures on them and a team motto and OH GOD WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE WHY DO THEY ALL THINK THIS IS A GOOD IDEA

alt: I am hot if you like rotund jewfro'd weirdos who like shit t-shirts. SEX.

altalt: No, other than saying white rabbits three times as the first thing you say in a month, but that's entirely reasonable.
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:15, Reply)
oh christ don't confuse me
i was always told it was either "rabbits rabbits rabbits" or "white rabbits" and so i alternate. it's the only superstition i have. oh and surreptitiously saluting lone magpies.

now you've thrown me into turmoil. TURMOIL.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:16, Reply)
Mum told me it's white rabbits white rabbits white rabbits
But we're from Yorkshire so what do we know?
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:17, Reply)
so are we!
ack, we could both have been doing it wrong all this time. it explains so much.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:22, Reply)
If you're from Portland it's "bunnies"
the r word is considered unlucky there.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:30, Reply)
They sound like pricks

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:45, Reply)
THATS RACIST
Sulks
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:28, Reply)
I can't be held responsible for the discolouration of local wildlife

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:43, Reply)
What about Hares??????

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:46, Reply)
They're not real

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:50, Reply)
OMG I’m the figment of someone imagination?
This explains a lot
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 16:07, Reply)
I could probably walk back into my old job, to be honest
I was there 7 years and knew it inside out, and from what I hear my replacement's a bit shit.

It might mean moving back to Birmingham, or there's a site out at Hendon so I could still see all my super London Friends for bashes and... oh. I'll just head back to Birmingham then.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:17, Reply)
Do I detect trouble in paradise?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:21, Reply)
we should have another big london b4sh
it's been 2 years since the last one
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:23, Reply)
Dopes onty's birthday not count?>

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:23, Reply)
Do you get messages onto here by morse code or something?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:25, Reply)
I ma using the worst keyboard ever, it's abcient and the keys are not exactly sensitive

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:28, Reply)
and clearly the backspace and delete keys don't work either

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:31, Reply)
that's just me being lazy
what you need to understand is that i look at the keyboard wehn I type. When i've finished tyoing I press post, i don't proof read or edit, I'm far to busy and important for that
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:34, Reply)

far to busy and important
for that a bent spastic
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:38, Reply)
i did go to that
so i guess it kind of did
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:26, Reply)
Do it last weekend in May so I can bore you all telling you how the Mark Knopfler gig I'd just been to was lovely

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:46, Reply)
With a wealth of experienced lawyers looking for work
Salaries will start dropping.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:24, Reply)
:(((

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:25, Reply)
You might have to get your bottled water
From a real Egyptian shop keeper if that happens.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:30, Reply)
inflated salaries

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:26, Reply)
bouncy pensions

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:37, Reply)
I'm a hot piece of ass.
Tangles is pretty good looking as well.

If I got made redundant I'd do what I did last time. Desperately look for a new job.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:29, Reply)
I'd have a month and a half's pay if I got binned.
So I'd probably take a month off and either do a bit of travelling or work on a car, or summat.

alt: nope. I'm a 5. Maybe a 6 at a push.

altalt: I do that three drains thing, but more out of force of habit than any real fear of bad luck.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:35, Reply)
you'd only need to two weeks to find, interview for and start a new job?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:36, Reply)
work on a car?
haven't you bought a nice shiny yet?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:37, Reply)
Nope.
I'm looking at cars that require welding.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:40, Reply)
you should give me your inheritance
you'll spunk the lot on crappy parts for cars that haven't been manufactured for 30 years
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:46, Reply)
Whereas you would spend it on hair dye?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:51, Reply)
partly
the rest on an aeroplane to do loops over london flying a "NOT GINGER" banner.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:52, Reply)
Typical redhead behaviour.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:54, Reply)

n aeroplane to do loops over london flying a "NOT GINGER" banner new roof for my garage
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:55, Reply)
This thread really is turd

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:36, Reply)
don't hate the player honey, hate the game

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:36, Reply)
The Chompy Swipe combo again

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:36, Reply)
oh I hadn't noticed, is that weher everyone is?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:37, Reply)
LOLing at pics of the most depressing flats on the internet?
quite probably
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:37, Reply)
those links really did cement my dire view of MK

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:40, Reply)
i didn't actually bother clicking any of them, just lol'd at his arrogance in thinking anyone gives a fuck
but i'd bet my kidneys that they were all depressing newbuilds with walls made of cardboard and tiny bedrooms because it's that kind of place
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:45, Reply)
you are correct here

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:46, Reply)
in more exciting news
MINI MALTEASTER BUNNIES
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:49, Reply)
Is this what they mean by yo-yo dieting?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:50, Reply)
no, it's what they mean by
"bribing my juniors with mini chocolates"
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:53, Reply)
bin out for ages

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:50, Reply)
i've only just seen them
although there's 6 on my team and 5 in a packet, so i missed out :(
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:54, Reply)
Nope

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:38, Reply)
I don't think I can be redundanted, just not renewed, I'd probably have a lot of wanks

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:36, Reply)
so nothing different then?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:38, Reply)
I just wouldn't get paid until I found a new street facing window to beckon to people through

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:42, Reply)
use a bus shelter

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:50, Reply)
is anyone else following the Lynda Spence murder trial?
Some serious shit went down.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:37, Reply)
one less fat scotch
give


a


shit
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:39, Reply)
Meh, you sweaties are always murdering one another.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:39, Reply)
OMG sweaty sock, I aint done heard that one in ages

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:41, Reply)
no, but in related dead person news

looks like that dead marathon runner everyone and their mum donated to was into massive drugs
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:43, Reply)
why would you want to artificially raise your heart rate when running a marathin
Surely it'll be beating quick enough already
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:45, Reply)
It sounds like one of those things fatties use to burn more fat by upping the metabolism

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:56, Reply)
Mrs Vagabond was made redundant last year.
16 years service, and she basically got "Here's the minimum cash, now get out."

It is not a nice place to be for her, or for me.

She's just started a job as a temp, but hopefully it will go perm.

Alt: Mrs Vagabond is hot, and she married me. Therefore I am hot.

Altalt: I like to rub the top of Japanese people's heads for luck.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:43, Reply)
maybe she was shit at her job and they all hated her?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:44, Reply)
That's what I said.
Only to be greeted with fucking tears and drinking too much.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 16:07, Reply)
I wouldn't be too upset if I got made redundant
which is something I keep telling myself after we got bought out by Vodafone. The advantage of having no real marketable skills is that I interview spectacularly well so could probably find something similar relatively quickly.

Alt: BGB thinks so, and that's what's important here.

AltAlt: Never let a black panther cross my path, motherfuckers hold a grudge
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:46, Reply)
you have no skills, but interview well?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:48, Reply)
Sucks cock for jobs

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:49, Reply)
When I said "marketable" I meant "can be written on CV"
Not having a gag reflex is very handy but you don't shout about it in print
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:50, Reply)
But you just did

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:51, Reply)
I am a mass of contradictions wrapped in a riddle of an enigma of an anagram
of the words FUCK YOU
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:56, Reply)
A practical demonstration is worth so much more.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:51, Reply)
by marketable do you mean, "quantifiable" and "real"

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:52, Reply)
Well yeah
As in "accredited" or "earned". Several years experience in the field of dealing with fucktards doesn't come with a certificate so you have to be able to convince people that it's something you're good at.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:55, Reply)
Profile for sportscow:
a member for 7 years, 9 months and 2 days
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:56, Reply)
Did anyone else read 'interview spectacularly well' as 'flirt outrageously with the man conducting the interview'?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:48, Reply)
This reading makes you a filthy sex pervert
A perceptive filthy sex pervert
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:50, Reply)
I made a script for a client of mine that uploads his videos to you tube that went live two weeks ago.
His videos went from an average of 13k views each to 125k.

I totally rock.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:52, Reply)
how much does he get paid for each view?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:53, Reply)
I donno, none of my business.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:57, Reply)
Well if the story about Gangnam Style is true
approximately 0.0005p
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 16:00, Reply)
You'll be a judge on The Voice in no time

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:57, Reply)
Can someone switch the lights off please?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 16:32, Reply)
SSHHhhhhhhhhhhhh
Some of us are trying to sleep here :(
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 16:34, Reply)

sorry
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 16:34, Reply)
Hahahahahaha Fooled you
HOW SILLY DO YOU FEEL RIGHT NOW
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 16:35, Reply)
Very
Right, fuck this - I'm orf!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 16:35, Reply)
You aint getting me with that trick flounce thing

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 16:36, Reply)
well where is everyone?!
did you see that thing doing the rounds on fb... in friends, ben would be 18, the triplets 14, emma 11 and monica/chandler's twins 9... how old does that make you feel?!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 16:35, Reply)
I dont know who they are so it meant nowt to me

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 16:36, Reply)
I was redundant last year.
I got another job. Was out of work for about 2 months like. Really fucked up my finances.

Alt. I'd say Im about a 7/8. Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder.

Al.Alt. No
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 16:40, Reply)
I've been on both sides of the fence....
when it comes to redundancies, having to let staff go that you consider not only workers but also friends is fucking hard.
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 16:44, Reply)
Might go for another poo

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 16:41, Reply)
My you don't half live the life

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 16:43, Reply)
Wait what do you guys not shit?
Is there a rule to /ot that you must have your bumhole sealed up or something?
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 16:44, Reply)
Have you not read FAQ?
You rule breaker you
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 16:45, Reply)
I ain't read anything
And I'll fucking chin you if you sed I did
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 16:46, Reply)
I'm out.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 16:45, Reply)
+ of the closet

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 16:46, Reply)
+water

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 16:46, Reply)

Very good
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 16:47, Reply)
Benders.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 16:50, Reply)
Snuffle on my shit ring why don't you

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 16:51, Reply)
No one really does that.
According to Kroney.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 16:52, Reply)
I'm confused
Half the time you lot are saying he's lonely
The other half of the time he's French
Then the rest of the time he's having sex or something?
WHAT DO?
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 16:54, Reply)
lies on the internet innit

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 17:01, Reply)
Why would anyone lie on the internet?
YOU'RE ALL CONFUSING
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 17:26, Reply)
They wouldn't. She's lying to you.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 17:28, Reply)
Ah good, here's MB
You wouldn't lie to me
So that means she's a dirty liar?
Gotcha
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 17:29, Reply)
One of the dirtiest there is, old son.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 17:31, Reply)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 17:32, Reply)
BUT THAT WAS A LIE IN ITSELF!!!!!!!!!!
Even I don't know what to believe any more.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 17:33, Reply)
it's all too much

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 17:34, Reply)
Does she smell of sweaty marmite?
I imagine she does
Thanks for the confirmation
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 17:35, Reply)
i hope you get big itchy lice in your jewfro for that

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 17:35, Reply)
It's ok it's still pretty short
I cut off my 4 year old dreds though in October, they were RANK.
luv oo
xx
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 17:36, Reply)
fine
pubefro then. they're not fussy.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 17:39, Reply)
aw ace
it's always good to have friends
even little ones
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 17:40, Reply)
you could train them
like fleas in a circus
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 17:44, Reply)
Next time I've got a girl's self esteem so low she's ready to sleep with me
I'll distract her with my pube lice cartwheels
LOOK AT THEM GO HONEY
LOOK AT THEM
NOW MOVE YOUR HEAD CLOSER
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 17:45, Reply)
tickle them with your tongue, they like that

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 17:48, Reply)
the lice or the ladies?
I'm not licking a lady, you don't know where they've been
Some of them might have shaken hands with a milkman for all I know
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 17:49, Reply)
don't worry, it was only a suggested chatup line to get them to help keep your pet lice clean and safe

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 17:53, Reply)
woah I don't want no wimmin touching my lice
you filthy beast, keep your disgusting ideas to yourself
it's ok babies she's gone, she won't bother us no more
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 17:55, Reply)
christ now i am frightening lice?
time for a face lift
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 17:55, Reply)
they had problems with the fuzz a few years back
still not acclimatised to life outside
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 17:56, Reply)

lift transplant.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 17:58, Reply)
charming
*steals*
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 16:52, Reply)
Struggle snuffle

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 16:53, Reply)
The new dance craze that's sweeping the nation

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 16:55, Reply)
i would cry
i love my job and i am unemployable for anything else

alt: no, i reckon I've gone from a 3 to a 4 though by not being as fat. I get second looks more, now, and not entirely because I'm wearing an orc mask
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 17:25, Reply)
If I got made redundant I would be super-duper fucked.
I'd lose my house instantly. HOWEVER it would force me to start again so I would have to simply get on with it and might possibly end up in a slightly less shit place as a result. Albeit with no house.

Alt: I've been told I am so many times it must be true. I'm a 5 - OUT OF FIVE, NIGGAH.

Altalt: of course not. I am a rational human being.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 17:30, Reply)
where've you been all day?
it's been SHIT!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 17:32, Reply)
Been fucking busy, my dear.
Busy...and hung over - so glad it's nearly over.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 17:33, Reply)
i have to go to the gym tonight
urgh
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 17:34, Reply)
I am drinking a pint of Okocim in the hotel bar. Hair of the dog.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 17:34, Reply)
Been invited to Adam Street for a free meal and a couple of jars but I really don't feel like it.
On the one hand their chef is superb and I'll get to see my missus, on the other, I am fucking dying.

Hmmmmmmmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 17:37, Reply)
Do it. You know you want to.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 17:38, Reply)
I really don't know anything of the sort.
Fucking West End, for starters. It gives me the heebiejeebies at the best of times.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 17:40, Reply)
Free food though. From what I remember the grubs ok. Not brilliant, but alright.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 17:41, Reply)
New chef.
I ate at his home a week ago and he's really very good.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 17:42, Reply)
Fuck it I've said yes now anyway.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 17:42, Reply)
Smart work.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 17:43, Reply)
it's a bit of a no-brainer this one mate

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 17:40, Reply)
I am indeed a bit of a no-brainer.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 17:41, Reply)

o i +u
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 17:38, Reply)
Obvious strikethrough is obvious.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 17:40, Reply)
i like this
so do you, given the dog reference
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 17:40, Reply)

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