Just for this thread
I'd like to see more piss-taking, bullying and inevitable strikethroughlolz.
I also feel that a question may be needed so, how do you start the day?

Alt: Comfort food what’s best?
www.independent.co.uk/life-style/food-and-drink/features/the-rich-list-bill-grangers-warming-stews-8476269.html

Alt:alt: Mindpiss, what last piece information that shocked the hell out of you?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 8:30, 210 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I get up, get dressed and go to work,
Unless it's the weekend, or a bank holiday or I have time booked off. Then IO get up and get dressed, but I don't go to work.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 8:32, Reply)

Park Life

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 8:37, Reply)

+ bench

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 8:50, Reply)

Alt: what I cooked last night: pork belly, mash & cauliflower cheese.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 8:32, Reply)

This ok?
I'd like to see more piss-taking, bullying and
inevitable strikethroughlolz.
I also feel that a question may be needed
so, how do you start the day?
Alt: Comfort food what’s best?
www.independent.co.uk/life-style/food-
and-drink/features/the-rich-list-bill-
grangers-warming-stews-8476269.html
Alt:alt: Mindpiss, what last piece
information that shocked the hell out of
you?

CUNT
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 8:36, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1854116
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 8:42, Reply)

i have meetings all day
and one of those headaches behind the eyeball that makes you think some cunt is squeezing it with a handful of fire.

so i am having a comfort food breakfast, unusually for me. chunky peanut butter on a toasted wholegrain bagel with fresh orange.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 8:51, Reply)

so
having a comfort food breakfast, unusually for me.
peanut butter on a toasted wholegrain bagel with fresh orange
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 8:53, Reply)

Well done.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 8:55, Reply)

I thought you'd like that.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 8:55, Reply)

actually
the staff restaurant had no bagels and only smooth peanut butter.

which is something that you two will never be. EVER.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 9:04, Reply)

Yes. I will never be a bagel. Or a beagle either.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 9:06, Reply)

my brother wants a beagle
i read that they are so popular for animal testing because they are so loving and sweet natured, and i nearly cried.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 9:09, Reply)

you should stop reading things that are epic loads of shite, then.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 9:56, Reply)

Beagles are without doubt the thickest dogs on the planet.
My sister's one charges about the house, crashing head-first into tables, people, doors etc and it doesn't bat an eyelid.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 6 Feb 2013, 10:05, Reply)

Plus they go through fags like you wouldn't believe.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 6 Feb 2013, 10:07, Reply)

roffle.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 10:09, Reply)

They'll never be bagels?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 9:06, Reply)

battered is already round with a gaping hole in the middle, but more of a doughnut really
i hear that tangles looks more like a tampon, kind of slight and stringy.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 9:07, Reply)

Plus he's a stuck-up cunt.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 9:11, Reply)

hoorah i was waiting for someone to pick up that (bloody used) baton

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 9:12, Reply)

Prince Charles lols

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 9:28, Reply)

alright ass spelunkers?
Last piece of INFOSHOCK! was that there's a classic hip hop record that Monty wasn't aware of.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 8:54, Reply)

More info
No one cares
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 8:57, Reply)

more info
You're a dull prick with only a mildly amusing meme to justify your b3toid existence, who cared enough to reply.

Loving your work, Lokington.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 9:00, Reply)

You're I'm

reducto add narcissism
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 9:05, Reply)

ooh, playing with Latin.
How frightfully clever.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 9:06, Reply)

Alt: Judging by how many I just ate for breakfast, I'd say
ASDA Chosen By You Fruit Shortcake Biscuits.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 9:01, Reply)

FACTBOMB!
I am walking past the Asda head office as I type.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 9:03, Reply)

AltAlt: This ^

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 9:08, Reply)

Well, I'm not due in work until 11, but I didn't leave uxbridge last night
So I'm currently in a McDonalds after a bacon roll and hash brown, sipping on a coffee. This is not my usual morning routine. Today is special. Flat viewing tonight, this time in Hammersmith.
( Kroney, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 9:18, Reply)

every day in uxbridge is special

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 9:23, Reply)

+ if you make it out alive

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 9:24, Reply)

I was in Uxbridge, man.
You weren't there, man. You don't know what went on!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 9:29, Reply)

I've been making it out alive for six years
This must mean I'm Rambo
( Kroney, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 9:31, Reply)

ambo imbaud
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 9:32, Reply)

Nice.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 9:33, Reply)

I've never been so insulted
The man was a POET
( Kroney, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 9:35, Reply)

Do you think he was aware of his status?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 9:36, Reply)

Hahahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 9:42, Reply)

A filthy French poet.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 9:36, Reply)

ambo emedial
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 9:34, Reply)

day body
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 9:25, Reply)

I don't like Watford already

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 6 Feb 2013, 9:30, Reply)

the grove is a gorgeous £400 a night five star hotel
go there. you'll like that bit. esp the black swimming pool.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 9:30, Reply)

Segregated swimming? Excellent idea.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 9:35, Reply)

LOL

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 9:38, Reply)

i actually did think this about nikki beach
most dreadful tacky cunt-infested place ever. my friend said excitedly, "it's so cool, it's all white*." i was horrified. and disappointed. only white guys? flabby beer guts, red sunburn and tiny cocks on parade...



*for those who haven't been, she meant the beds, towels, staff uniforms etc.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 9:48, Reply)

So you're never going back, then?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 9:58, Reply)

i can safely say not
it was about 240 euros to hire a lounger. so all 10 of us squeezed on it. it was literally like the song.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 10:01, Reply)

I don't even know what nikki beach is.
but why couldn't you take your own lounger?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 10:03, Reply)

it was a big white leather one

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 10:09, Reply)

It was Peter Stringfellow?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 10:11, Reply)

So it's not true about when you go "black"

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 10:04, Reply)

I drove past that.
Well, the snaking queue of cars crawled past it.
I'm in a training centre behind Watford junction station. It's a bit shit.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 6 Feb 2013, 9:47, Reply)

THIS: I'm in a training centre behind Watford junction station

makes THIS: It's a bit shit.

sound like the world's biggest understatement. ever.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 9:48, Reply)

to be fair to them, in stark contrast to all of the other training centres I've ever been to,
The coffee is drinkable. Just.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 6 Feb 2013, 9:53, Reply)

What sort of biscuits do they have?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 9:53, Reply)

arse

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 9:58, Reply)

I understand they still have a Wimpy.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 9:31, Reply)

Whoah no - I love it-ahhh

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 9:35, Reply)

Whoah? Ahh knoowah?
Doood, is that you? Kingy?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 9:36, Reply)

BEE-AH.
It's the Watfordy shitness AH like, dood.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 9:38, Reply)

You could have safely predicted this before you went.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 9:57, Reply)

Morning Fuck-nuggets

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 9:57, Reply)

Goooood moooooorrrnning Mr Ayyyyype

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 9:59, Reply)

Morning cockpocket.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 10:00, Reply)

lol to cockpocket

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 10:01, Reply)

Morning Nakie-noo

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 10:00, Reply)

thanks for last night
it was very special
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 10:01, Reply)

as in, it was licking windows?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 10:02, Reply)

you can see my face in them!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 10:04, Reply)

in on
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 10:10, Reply)

TTJ bread head

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 10:10, Reply)

Fuck off.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 10:01, Reply)

NO YOUN FUCK OFF POO POO PANDA

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 10:03, Reply)

Alright Unclad Simian

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 10:06, Reply)

I wished you luck in dat other thread, but I think it's dead already
what time's the meeting?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 10:07, Reply)

4pm, brah.
Time is draaaaaaagggggginggggggg big-time.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 10:10, Reply)

It was destined die fast.
IT NEVER EVEN HAD A QUESTION FFS
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 10:11, Reply)

Better to burn out than fade away
RIP thread, always in r harts.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 10:13, Reply)

Morning
I start the day with a cup of tea and a considerable amount of time in which I attempt to start functioning.

Then it's 5pm and I go home lol
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 10:04, Reply)

Hi Captain Placid!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 10:06, Reply)

^I GET THIS^

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 10:09, Reply)

I had Kelloggs Start today NOM

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 10:07, Reply)

Cereal is bollocks.
I cannot believe they make nutritional claims for shit like Coco Pops. Thick people feed their kids that stuff in the belief that it is healthy.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 10:09, Reply)

Kellogg invented it to stop people wanking or summat, didn't he?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 10:12, Reply)

yeah, you shove coco pops up your cockend and shit out a coon

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 10:15, Reply)

hahaha fuckling hell

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 10:19, Reply)

a baby mallard with tourettes

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 10:20, Reply)

^I like this.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 10:24, Reply)

It works.
But only up until puberty.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 10:19, Reply)

he was also a vegatarian
non drinking non smoker...
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 10:21, Reply)

Adam Ant lolz

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 10:23, Reply)

Shhh
you are meant to be too scared to mention him
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 10:27, Reply)

Slowly.
Alt: The shepherds pie I made the other day was rather good, even when it was just a thick lamb stew, so I'd say that.

AltAlt: The 'statistic' that 1 in 3 women will have an abortion by the age of 45.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 10:09, Reply)

That will be because I'm certain that statistic is utter bollocks.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 10:12, Reply)

Thought as much
The only source I could see for that was from BPAS.

Can you give me any other stats?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 10:13, Reply)

You'd think they should be a reliable source for this sort of information.
According to their website you're right:
www.bpas.org/bpaswoman/abortion
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 10:16, Reply)

No, because there aren't any. Individual medical records are, of course, private.
What has been done is a back-calculation based on the number of abortions per year, then statistically spread across the population at 1 per woman. It makes no allowance for multiple abortions from one person, especially not the very few women who use abortion as a method of birth control.

The problem is, people like BPAS and Marie Stopes use the stat because they can say "you're not alone if you want an abortion, look, 1 in 3 people have one" and the rabid pro-life and Mail lot can go "it's a fucking discrace, 1 in 3 women have an abortion before they are 45, baby killers lalalala" so it kind of suits everyone.

Except it's incorrectly generated statistical bollocks.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 10:20, Reply)

I work with lots of stats, if they don't say what I want
I find a way to make them...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 10:21, Reply)

So do the half the people in my research field
which is slightly more scary.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 10:22, Reply)

_half_ you say.....or 52.89%?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 10:38, Reply)

He really needs to quote his sources here.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 10:47, Reply)

I think he's making it up to suite his statement.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 10:50, Reply)

That's how it is with me and your wife!!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 10:23, Reply)

stunned poster, ladiesandjellyspoons
he's here all week. Thankyouverymuch, try the veal.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 10:23, Reply)

Don't clap!
Just throw money.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 10:24, Reply)

Ahh, I see
Cheers for the correction
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:10, Reply)

alt: I have shepherds pie for lunch today TRUFAX

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 10:12, Reply)

Same

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 10:13, Reply)

*Piefives*

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 10:14, Reply)

I imagine this is a belly bump

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 10:17, Reply)

You imagine????
That would be a first
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 10:18, Reply)

I imagine all the time, for instance I am currently imagining you being hanged, drawn and quatered

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 10:18, Reply)

*Something about the wrong length of rope and Knot*

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 10:23, Reply)

*then doing your portrait and finding you a bed for the night*

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 10:32, Reply)

You're pregnant?
Have an abortion - it's fine, everyone's at it!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 10:24, Reply)

I had an abortion once.
Abortion of chips!!!!!!!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 10:25, Reply)

oh HO!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 10:26, Reply)

78% of me agree's with this

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 10:25, Reply)

The new craze that's sweeping the nation in 2013!!!

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 10:27, Reply)

Abortions are the 'Gangnam Style' of 2013

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 10:29, Reply)

nam

rape
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 10:31, Reply)

The sales of Gordons and coat hangers will go through the roof.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 10:31, Reply)

Especially if you live in a bungalow

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 10:35, Reply)

Something about rhythm

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 10:38, Reply)

I was made to watch The IT Crowd last night.
I still don't find that funny.
( Kroney, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 10:30, Reply)

There's a jolly good reason for that: it isn't.
I do find Richard Ayoade hilarious outside of that show, particularly in Nathan Barley. 'Yeah, that'll be well specious'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 10:32, Reply)

It might be slightly amusing
except somebody put a fat Irish prick in it.
( Kroney, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 10:33, Reply)

Plus that bird is also shit and the weird shouty boss bloke is even worse.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 10:38, Reply)

I still would though.

( Kroney, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 10:43, Reply)

Really?
But his hair is awful!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 10:47, Reply)

Hehe

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 10:48, Reply)

His album is supposed to be quite good.
In fact I'm going to listen to it now and find out.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 10:53, Reply)

The SH crowd more like!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 10:32, Reply)

People are all "hahaha I bet that's exactly what it's like"
"Hahahaha I bet that's exactly what YOU'RE like".

Oh fuck off. Trading on stereotypes is Jo Brand level humour.
( Kroney, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 10:34, Reply)

You should Falcon Punch them right in the tits

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 10:46, Reply)

lol
i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/002/361/demotivational-posters-falcon-punch.jpg
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:27, Reply)

quiet you garlic smelling surrender monkey!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 10:50, Reply)

THE THREAD IS DEAD LONG LIVE THE THREAD
Someone start a new one please
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 10:49, Reply)

too busy.
Soz.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 6 Feb 2013, 10:52, Reply)

Bastard

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 10:54, Reply)

I'm not having any fun here either.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 6 Feb 2013, 10:55, Reply)

no.

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 10:52, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1854365
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 10:54, Reply)