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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Christ that was dull.What's the best dish you cook? Is there something you want to try but haven't - or can't seem to get right? Which national cuisine do you think will be the next big thing? I think Scandinavian and Peruvian will fall flat and I've seen both being bigged up in the press but they look too dull.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 14:09,
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fridays are beans and pastamight treat myself to some super noodles tomorrow
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 14:13,
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I do a fucking great risottoI need to cook more seafood but Mrs Cow doesn't like it
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 14:15,
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Fuck that - more seafood for me(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 14:17,
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Fuck man I almost missed out on that last thread.I'm pretty handy in the kitchen, but my Sunday morning Omelettes are a thing of legend.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 14:17,
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I am shite at omelettes for some reasonGood at pancakes though
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 14:18,
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Most people use milk in them thats where they go wrong, water innit and then grill them to make them risePancakes, I do awesome Dropscones
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 14:20,
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Omelette is the only thing I have ever seen my father cook.MORE AMAZING FACTS AFTER THE BREAK.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 14:20,
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*waits eager for the next snippet*(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 14:24,
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I've never made an omeletteTERRIBLE CONFESSION TIME
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Theoban What of it, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 14:24,
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me eitherI do a mean frittata though
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 14:45,
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I make epic curriesAnd when I say "epic", I mean "help there's a dragon shitting on my tongue"
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I've never understood the hotter = better thing with curries. I enjoy hot food, but I don't understand the desire to burn your tongue and then spend 24 hours shitting scalding hot arse piss.Whoever invented chilli essence 'all of the heat, none of the flavour' is dick.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 14:21,
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It's a dickhead rugger-bugger machismo thing.That said my tolerance is quite high after years of heavy chilli consumption so I genuinely enjoy things others don't because they think they're too hot.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 14:23,
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Yeah, I eat fairly hot too, as 20 years of smoking and drinking killed too many taste buds and age took care of some more, but it's got to be heat + flavour, not 'I want the hottest thing I can get because that's how I prove I have a penis'.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 14:25,
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+ I'm trying to put up my arse(before anyone else says it)
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 14:26,
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That's why I love scotch bonnets so much, they're hot but the flavour is incredible.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 14:30,
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I don't consider hotter to be better per seI just really fucking love hot food
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I'm with you on this.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 15:26,
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And the bit that pisses me off about it is, for people like me who are heat-mongs, it makes us too scared to try medium (or higher) because everyone else is ordering the hotest thing and you think you'll only be alright if you order a korma.I've only recently discovered that there is more to indian curries than "Almonds, Coconut and Stuff".
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 15:28,
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I was reading about liquid smoke yesterday: any of you cunts tried it?Any good? Where dya get it?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 14:19,
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Yeah like Monty will get that(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 14:22,
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Not what you asked for but worth sharing anywaywww.independent.co.uk/life-style/food-and-drink/features/smokings-hot-chefs-are-adding-the-flavour-to-eggs-vegetables-chocolate-and-even-cocktails-8495802.html
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 14:21,
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Never tried it,www.melburyandappleton.co.uk/stubbs-liquid-smoke-hickory-3384-p.asp
you can buy it there though.
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MeI ordered some from Amazon, it's really pretty good. I like to put a splash or two in chilli.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 14:46,
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I've heard quite good things but the joury is out with me 'till I can try it.I have some pomegrannite molasis that might do a similar job.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 15:25,
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The only time I tried a toad in t'hole the pudding didn't rise, but I think that's because I didn't sufficiently heat the oil before I stuck it inI did a cracking date and lamb tagine in December, that might be the best thing I've made recently. Or the pogaca I do, they're nice too, especially warm and snuffled out of a tupperware box in the pub with a nice pint.
Scandinavian stuff just seems to be fish or reindeer with potatoes or black bread, and Peruvian is just rice and potatoes or that fish they rot in lemon, load of shite.
FOOD THREAD
FOOD THREAD
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Theoban What of it, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 14:24,
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YEAH!! FOOD THREAD!!!!!!WOOOOO!!!!!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 14:25,
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You've always got to make sure it's nice and hot before you stick your sausage in.(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 14:27,
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Hahah that sounds rude!!!!!!(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 14:28,
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*something about Batter(ed) not being tall*(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 14:29,
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id like to hammer out a good pho and summer rollI dont have the patience
i can make a good chicken noodle soup
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 14:34,
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If anyone asks, we've been hacked and don't understand this joke.(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 14:40,
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Bit boringBut I love throwing a good roast dinner together,
Good rare beef, yorkies, spuds etc... I think that done well a roast is a great thing.
Although because the misses is a meat wrong I also have do a veggie option and cant roast the spuds in with the meat...
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My best dish ran away with a spoon.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 14:39,
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As a cow, I'm over the moon this has happened(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 14:39,
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If we'd remembered for a moment that you existed...(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 14:40,
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Who said teetotalers can't be amusing eh?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 15:04,
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Hi n00b I'm MontyTell us a bit about yourself. Nice to meet you.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 14:44,
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I made a cracking beef bourguignon in the slow cooker a few weeks backconsistently good though I'd have to say my pancetta-wrapped stuffed chicken breast, which looks lovely as well as being delicious.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 14:51,
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I'm glad we could clear that up(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 15:04,
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I've got a few favourites I like to cook, lime & chilli chicken, various game dishes, etc.I'm looking forward to getting a Tandoor & really getting to grips with decent Indian food.
Horsemeat seems to be the latest big thing.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 14:55,
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I'm half way to convincing Lusty's folks that they want a tandoor.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 15:24,
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alright Monty, I'm going to a terrible pub tonight to hang out with ladypig work friends. I like 2 of them, the rest are boring. I've decided to invite an old friend who is guaranteed to rub them all up the wrong way.
I might get punched by a "almost professional footballer" or "nearly made it as an actor" if we play it right.
Any advice, remember we need to keep it looking like me and Sheepy (he is my friend, it is not his real name) are innocent in all this, or ladypig will possibly make me sleep on the sofa, or just leave.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 22 Feb 2013, 14:57,
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Start a conversation about religion, or racism.Add alcohol and the possibilities are endless.
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Combine both with sexism and topicalitystart a discussion in gay marriage. Especially if any of them are of a religious bent, or Catholics.
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Mention a study in the Guardian that proves women are less intelligent(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 15:01,
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it's the boys that are the idiots in this group, the girls are merely a mite dull. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 22 Feb 2013, 15:05,
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In that case replace "women" with "footballers" or "rugby players" as appropriate
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Be sure to use the words menstruation or mensies as well as vulva. (, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 15:06, Reply)
I had a prolapse at Uni once.I needed to stay awake all night to revise.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 15:10,
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Cancel what I said up there about teetotalers. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 15:13,
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1000 extra points for getting "pink sock" into the conversation(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 15:17,
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oh this sounds like a good bit of LOLthe hard thing is the 'appearing innocent' bit but Lokesy has it.
I suspect the key is to find something they clearly love and subtly make it clear to them that you despite it: football and acting FOR EXAMPLE
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 15:07,
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Then gently fade into the background as the heat builds up in the discussionby going to the bar or toilet.
Once enough alcohol has been consumed extra lulz can be had by changing sides, as many times as you can get away with.
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Agree with both sidesDisagreeing draws attention
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 15:12,
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little bit of RL trolling. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 22 Feb 2013, 15:17,
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Or simply Fogle them all up on acid and watch as their minds collapse.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 15:18,
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I think me and Sheepy might have to have a drink on our own nearby and plan this out properly. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 22 Feb 2013, 15:12,
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pretty sharp, Just doing what the rest of the world normally does on a Friday, watching the clock till 6pm. Then spot of dinner, dog walk, and off to the boozer.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 22 Feb 2013, 15:22,
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quiet night in for me.Briz tomoz innit
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 15:23,
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You need a training drink tonight(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 15:26,
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I've been hard at it all week.My fucking nose will fall off if I don't have a quiet one.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 15:31,
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Ha ha Loving this post
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 15:41,
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something about Blackie(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 15:45,
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Tesco Value Lagercheap and hardly any alcohol in it. *taps side of nose*
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 15:43,
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12 cans of skol for 6 quid at the post office near me. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 22 Feb 2013, 15:47,
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That says a lot about Skol, really(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 15:48,
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Please tell me a quiet one is at least 6 cans. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 22 Feb 2013, 15:45,
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Thank god. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 22 Feb 2013, 15:48,
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I've not had a drink since SundayI'm well too behaved these days
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Theoban What of it, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 15:47,
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you know, I trust you, and love you. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 22 Feb 2013, 15:51,
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wrong reply place. Love you too theo.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 22 Feb 2013, 15:53,
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Love you WP xxOne day I'll hold you in my arms and we can be one
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Theoban What of it, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 16:00,
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Or suggest that you'll rarely find a professional actor as good at faking injury as a footballer(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 15:26,
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I'm pretty good with steakI somehow managed to fuck up an omelette last night, not the best.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 15:19,
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Did you use milk?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 15:20,
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Yep, fucked up the egg-milk ratioThe scrambled egg was nice though
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 15:28,
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WATER NOT MILK YOU FOOD WRONG(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 15:28,
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www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1873046
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 15:29,
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i just had my hair cut from below the shoulders to jawlineand dyed so that battered can't racially insult me any more.
i have a faint suspicion i look like i am wearing a black motorcycle helmet.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 15:20,
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Your jaw is as wide as your shoulders.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 15:22,
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I dont appear to have been granted access to swipeI feel I am in a minority
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 15:30,
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Me neither. Let's be grateful eh?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 15:30,
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I love it when a plan comes together(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 15:31,
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Me neither*wipes brow* Close shave
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 15:31,
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Battered failWorking for me
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 15:30,
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and me(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 15:32,
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it's not for mei just checked and the reason is "blocked because the web category "Lingerie and Swimsuits" is not allowed"
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 15:35,
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Imagine if you will the bloke out of Dire Straits - Money For Nothing(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 15:37,
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i'm out tonight and tomorrowdoubtless i will think it is a good idea to do so in my drunken state :(
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 15:25,
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no, i need to put makeup on first#jordan#
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 15:26,
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Say a little prayer(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 15:28,
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I donno man, my Dog Sick Soup is well lush.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 15:28,
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Konichiwa Badmons san(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 15:47,
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Guten Abend, Herr Dukaz(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 15:50,
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So what's goin on?I had too many martinis last night and i'm knackered today
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 15:51,
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Bingo(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 15:53,
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*looks for glowsticks*(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 15:55,
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TECHNO TECHNO TECHNO TECHNO
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 15:55,
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Who's House?(◉‿◉)
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 15:57,
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