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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Hey guys
Does anyone have any good holiday destination tips for the coastal areas in Devon and Cornwall? Preferably Devon as it's not as far away.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 14:40, 213 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
Go to Italy

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 14:41, Reply)
No
Hope this helps
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 14:43, Reply)
ok to be actually helpful, North coast only. Fuck the South coats right in it pikey geriatric arse
Croyde is lovely.

YOUR WELSOME
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 14:44, Reply)
I was leaning toward north coast, so thanks for confirming this.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 14:47, Reply)
+1 for Croyde

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 14:47, Reply)
MY WELSOME

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:19, Reply)
Combe Martin is nice

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 14:45, Reply)
Stay the fuck away from minehead round the corner though

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 14:46, Reply)
I want coffee and chocolate
but I'm trying to be good so have green tea and a banana :o(
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 14:46, Reply)
I had an orange earlier.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 14:47, Reply)
good does of vitamin c for you
but did you know that there is more vitamin c in a kiwi than an orange?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 14:48, Reply)
No.
I don't like kiwi very much.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 14:49, Reply)
I also believe there is more vit c in a spud than an orange

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 15:59, Reply)
North or South?
Woolacombe (Devon) is nice. Newquay is a dump. Padstow is OK as long as you like Rick Stein.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 14:46, Reply)
Woolacombe is not nice, do not listen to this ham headed moron

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 14:48, Reply)
What's wrong with it?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 14:48, Reply)
Nothing wrong with it when we went
unless it's gone downhill in the last 3 or 4 years I dunno?
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 14:51, Reply)
bit common, caravan parks and the like, beach is quite nice though
personally i try and avoid the more "popular places"
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 14:51, Reply)
I thought Woolacombe was supposed to be good.
Is Ilfracoombe much different?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 14:48, Reply)
Too big as a town, if you want to get away from it all. And not much there as i remember, although they now have that big statue
loads of nice B&bs in the middle of nowhere
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 14:49, Reply)
I don't really want to get too far away from it all
We will have a small baby, and it might be raining, so something none outdoors to do would be good.

Maybe I should just go to Chelthnam.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 14:51, Reply)
good point...
Cotswolds are nice for that sort of thing, full of tossers, but nice enough
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 14:56, Reply)
Got any suggestions for places in the Cotswolds?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 15:00, Reply)
Go to Italy

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 15:02, Reply)
We stayed here once which was nice enough...the pub over the road however did excellent food and was run by an incredibly friendly and efficient Irish lady
walks are good, Oxford not that far. depends what your plans are. Alos will you need babysitting?

farmstay.com gives you an option of places that have bsitting, as does babyfriendlyboltholes.com, but that tends to be expensive
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 15:04, Reply)
You stayed where?
And no to babysitting.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 15:09, Reply)
sorry forgot the link:
www.cotswolds-bedandbreakfast.com/accommodation/index.asp


our room had a dead classy whirlpool bath!
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 15:12, Reply)
Is it true that you're a massive cunt?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 14:48, Reply)
Yes

(Bazongaloid, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 14:49, Reply)
Come to my house!
I have a new shed!
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 14:54, Reply)
Do you have a boat?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 14:55, Reply)
Yes
and I can see the sea from my house
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 14:56, Reply)
I'm coming.
And I'm not paying for food and board since you offered.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 15:02, Reply)
Fine but stay about from my kids!

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 15:02, Reply)
I'm going to take one of them to sell later on to cover the petrol money.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 15:07, Reply)
Hmmm I'm quite fond of my kids
Do I get to choose which one?
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 15:07, Reply)
Yeah.
Only fair innit.

Unless you give us the shit one.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 15:08, Reply)
LOL!

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 14:58, Reply)
canvey island is lovely

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 14:56, Reply)

canvey island King Zog of Albania
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 15:11, Reply)
A sensible question Al, what would you be planning on doing when you’re there?
I go there to Surf, and for the peace and quite
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 14:58, Reply)
Relaxing. Reading.
Looking at stuff that people like looking at. Walking (with a pram).
(Bazongaloid, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 15:01, Reply)
When is Baby Al due?
Or do you already have it?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 15:03, Reply)
why would he walk with a pram and no baby?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 15:04, Reply)
Practice?

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 15:07, Reply)
he could be window shopping...

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:02, Reply)
Carbis Bay just outside of St. Ives then
Look at hiring a cottage try this place
www.aspects-holidays.co.uk/destination/st-ives

Very good family safe beech, excellent access to St. Ives without having to drive through there, good food, day trips Etc. Large Tesco on the main road
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 15:03, Reply)
I had my wedding reception at the Carbis Bay hotel.
Very nice place
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 15:04, Reply)
I got Married in Camborne

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 15:05, Reply)
In the Church?

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 15:07, Reply)
No in the morning
BOOM BOOM
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 15:10, Reply)
Im genuinely curious
How long and where etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 15:10, Reply)
Wedding night details are private.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 15:13, Reply)
OK the registrar office, in Camborne I’m not religious so I wouldn’t have a church wedding
That was in 1998
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 15:19, Reply)
Oh man i was doing my A-levels then

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 15:21, Reply)
Cheeky young scamp
*ruffles hair*
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 15:24, Reply)
Me too

(Bazongaloid, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 15:25, Reply)
Are you calling me old :(

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 15:26, Reply)
Yes.
But what do you expect, as Battered is so fond of telling everyone, I am a terrible cunt.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 15:28, Reply)
YOU CUNT AL

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 15:28, Reply)
Well, yes...

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 15:28, Reply)
Whoa it's like open day for /talk
alright clendrix
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 15:30, Reply)
/talk? /TALK? How very dare you?
alright, harey
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 15:32, Reply)
Tip top FANKS
You?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 15:33, Reply)
She's like a white female Mike Tyson
Great company, but she can turn on you in an instant and then BAM, you've got no ears and you've been raped.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 15:34, Reply)
She? what are you talking about?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 15:36, Reply)
*gasps*

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 15:37, Reply)
Are you FEMALE??
Prepares the Pandatron
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 15:42, Reply)
Oops, fucking work.
Yes, I am.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:02, Reply)
Stay about from my /OT

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:03, Reply)
I'm alright!
Do ignore that terrible cunt, Al.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 15:36, Reply)
xxxxxx

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 15:41, Reply)
CLENDERS!!!!!!
I looked at the line up for Bloodstock today and I only know about three of them. Is that normal? Do you just go along and listen to anything or does your significant other have opinions on what's good and what isn't?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 15:31, Reply)
Well,
1. I have rarely heard of any of them, even the ones I have been to see (I am reminded with a sigh)
2. I like to lie around on the grass, listening from a distance (it's a small-ish venue)
3. Ask him at your peril - he'll tell you FOREVER
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 15:34, Reply)
Okay. Can I lie with you and drink cider then please?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 15:36, Reply)
YES! I will like this

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 15:37, Reply)
I got married in Camborne too!
We have something in common! though I was only 17 in 1998 and lived just 5 minutes walk away from where you were getting married.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 15:38, Reply)
Our Wedding Photos were taken on the Isle in St. Ives

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 15:41, Reply)
Mine were taken on a digital camera in the disabled toilet
anyone want to see?
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 15:43, Reply)
Too far
I'm not driving all the way to St Ives.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 15:08, Reply)
Don't be such a fucking queer
its only another hour and a bit from shitty Devon
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 15:09, Reply)
It's not that bad a drive to be honest

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 15:09, Reply)
A30 is OK apart from the bit over Bodmin
way better than Dorset which has no decent road to speak of.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 15:12, Reply)
It's all about timing Most travel on a Saturday, so be on the A30 towards Cornwall by 8am and you're alright
Same way everyone leave at 10am on Sat. so it gets chocked from then until about 2pm going toward Exeter
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 15:23, Reply)
Beer.
Not sure if the place is that good, but it has a great name.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 14:58, Reply)
go eat a bag of dicks

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 15:01, Reply)
a traditional seaside cone of jellied dicks?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 15:04, Reply)
I should be sick more often, I'd forgotten how good Charmed is

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 15:08, Reply)
it's like someone remade Buffy as a cheap daytime soap opera

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 15:10, Reply)
I've always wanted to go to westward ho exclamation mark

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 15:04, Reply)
It's a shithole but there is good surfing there

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 15:06, Reply)
haha, "surfing", like that's even a real thing

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 15:08, Reply)
I'm dead good at falling off

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 15:28, Reply)
Not much there iirc
Lot of small places in Cornwall are just quiet little coves. Nice to sit outside a pub in though.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 15:07, Reply)
Boscastle was lovely
Haven't been for a while though.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 15:05, Reply)
it's not there any more

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 15:08, Reply)
It is, just a bit more downstream than it used to be.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 5 Mar 2013, 15:11, Reply)
something something herds of wildebeest something

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 15:07, Reply)
Are you feeling okay?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 15:08, Reply)
It's over there, between the land and sky. ..

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 15:09, Reply)
Oh is this the "badlands" meme thing?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 15:13, Reply)
No, Flowery Twats (or Watery Fowls)
was set in Torquay
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 15:15, Reply)
it's fawlty towers you ignoramus
when she is complaining about the devon landscape

Mrs Richards:- "When I pay for a room with a view, I expect to see the sea."
Fawlty: "You CAN see the sea! It's over there, between the land and the sky!"
MR:- "Well, it's just not good enough!"
F:- "Well, may I ask what madam was expecting to see out of a Torquay hotel bedroom? Sydney Opera House? The Hanging Gardens of Babylon? Herds of wildebeest sweeping majestically across the plain?"
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 15:41, Reply)
I thought it was something to do with the lion king

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 15:51, Reply)
what?
oh no...

there is a song in that which says "when i was a young warthog." my friend was convinced it was saying "when i was a young wet whore." then again, she is from essex.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 15:53, Reply)
that's from hakuna matada
i hear it every day and baby badmons likes to watch it on my phoine when she's being changed.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 15:55, Reply)
try showing her the jizzard of oz
actually don't. but you might find it funny.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 15:57, Reply)
sounds great
She loves mimicking animal noises at the moment, but got confused this morning. I asked her what sound a bee makes and she said BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:01, Reply)
Is that your DNA?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 15:34, Reply)
you've got DNA all over your face

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 15:35, Reply)
She'll have a chromosome enriched visage in a minute.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 15:40, Reply)
i am sitting next to monty tomorrow

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 15:43, Reply)
keep your hand on your purse

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 15:43, Reply)

+ spam
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 15:45, Reply)
Don't let him get you thrown out with him

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 15:44, Reply)
I am having my own table, so I can fit on all the plates of food on that I will be consuming.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 15:45, Reply)
Thanks for that "Gregg Wallace"

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 15:48, Reply)
I thought you hadn't had an epi for ages?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 15:48, Reply)
they do have vegetarian stuff at this place don't they?
*worries*
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 15:51, Reply)
just pick the meat out

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 15:53, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1885578
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 15:53, Reply)
Hopefully not, then you can go home hungry as well as miserable.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:02, Reply)
Not really bbz. You noes I'd never do that to you.
U r mi speshal laydee.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 15:52, Reply)
i am stealing your boyfriend and that's that

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 15:53, Reply)
Good luck.
He wants my drill.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 15:54, Reply)
+ ing

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 15:55, Reply)
Textbook.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 15:56, Reply)
Who is bringing the rubber floor mats for Stunned tomorrow?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:04, Reply)
Something for Chompy
www.buzzfeed.com/copyranter/11-recent-rape-awareness-ads-one-nsfw?sub=1942224_779308

And the first couple will please Bartleby, I'm sure.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 15:08, Reply)
as long as you stay out of wales, we're cool

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 15:23, Reply)
there's no space anyway, bobby takes up most of it

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 15:28, Reply)
I miss bobby
RIP my fat nigga!
(Bazongaloid, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 15:29, Reply)
He made you look slim

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 15:31, Reply)
he's still got me on 2.0 as Steve French

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 15:31, Reply)
Wales is cunt
fuck Wales
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 15:29, Reply)
ok

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 15:51, Reply)
you teach momo this
and upload it to youtube

please
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 15:51, Reply)
in the meantime, there's this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GwD8Ia9_yeY
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:03, Reply)
he loves it!
have you ever tried him under the kitchen tap (not to drown when he annoys you, just for a shower)? beaky used to get massively overexcited running back and forth between the "shower" and the shiny shiny toaster (he thought his girlfriend lived in it)
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:12, Reply)
yeah, he loves a bit of that
bloody idiot animal
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:25, Reply)
you love him

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:27, Reply)
I've never claimed otherwise

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:30, Reply)
actually this is true
"stupid feathery little twat" is a compliment in stockport
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:32, Reply)
I bet he's been in afew whales.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 15:31, Reply)
He wishes
He once got about a foot away and it spurted before he realised what was happening.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 15:32, Reply)
He licked it's suck hole.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 15:34, Reply)
alright Al

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 15:30, Reply)
Alright K.
How's yo momma doing? Is she able to walk yet?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 15:30, Reply)
shes actually been walking since the day after surgey
I've stepped into the role of indentured servant
life is not fun
how are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 15:33, Reply)
I'm okay.
Went to Ireland for the weekend to go to a wedding. Flying with a baby isn't quite as difficult as I thought it was going to be.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 15:35, Reply)
thats good
Im sure its more difficult when they want to and are able to run away
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 15:38, Reply)
Yeah, I think you're right
We just held onto it and it slept the whole way.

K, would you like me to send you something to cheer up your day?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 15:41, Reply)
well now you know what to do on sleepless nights
YES maybe probably
what is it
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 15:46, Reply)
spooge on a sponge

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 15:56, Reply)
I havne't got you anything yet
but I could think of something nice, like a necklace. Or some Atlanta Falcon badges.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:18, Reply)
OH
No, no
send me a photo
babies make me :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:27, Reply)
yes.
Chagford in devon is great
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 15:44, Reply)
alrighty monty

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 15:49, Reply)
alright gorgeous

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:10, Reply)
Holy shit I just realised what this thread is missing!

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 15:46, Reply)
Kernow!

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Mar 2013, 15:48, Reply)

n p
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 15:51, Reply)
Brittany
the bretons and Cornish are very closely related
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 15:52, Reply)
STAY ABOUT FROM SOMERSET!!!
Seriously, it's full of chavs and tractors.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Mar 2013, 15:47, Reply)
where you grew up, eh

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 15:48, Reply)
How very dare you!
No, I only moved here thirteen years ago.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Mar 2013, 15:51, Reply)
High end gaming in Zummerzet
fc00.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/328/a/0/grand_theft_tractor_by_maevey1-d33i3x0.jpg
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 15:54, Reply)
ahh
You dont want him knowing where you live *taps nose*
no fun in that
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 15:56, Reply)
Where as we all know you live in new Jersey

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:01, Reply)
New Jersey is a big place
With gangsters
Beware
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:07, Reply)
i dated a guy from there once
and therefore his dad, brother, mother, cousins....
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 15:52, Reply)
His father was his brother?
His sister was his mother?
They all fuck one another
The Carrot Family.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 15:54, Reply)
Arrr

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Mar 2013, 15:56, Reply)
exactement

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 15:56, Reply)
lol Scotchland
www.thescottishsun.co.uk/scotsol/homepage/news/3792109/Brother-and-sister-in-lift-sex.html
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:12, Reply)
swipe, a family tradition

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 15:57, Reply)

tradition leisure centre
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:04, Reply)
Woe is me.
Nobody cares that I'm dying. No bouquets of flowers, no caring texts wishing me a speedy recovery, no wailing, no gnashing of teeth, no collections to help out my poor, dear mum once I've gone.

Plus that worzel is still posting pictures of the shit end of Devon.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:09, Reply)
It must be Merde-r

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:11, Reply)
we care
we care that you haven't stopped talking about your man flu. try a period pain or a labour pain or being fingered by a guy who's only used to playing with his own cock in front of the internet. then come and talk to us about agony and dying.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:13, Reply)
So, he could try fingering himself?

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:14, Reply)
It might help

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:16, Reply)
that's your answer to everything

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:19, Reply)
No wonder I failed so many GCSEs :(

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:21, Reply)
Your face is a period pain.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:14, Reply)
Yeah, yeah
women have it harder, blah blah. Nobody cares, love. Man dying, here.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:15, Reply)
"man" ?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:18, Reply)
Man.
With a capital.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:19, Reply)
Paris?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:21, Reply)
I hope you're going to MTFU and come along tomorrow.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:13, Reply)
It depends. I've perked up a bit the last few hours.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:16, Reply)
He’s not really ill he’s just preparing his excuse
So he doesn’t have to turn up at yet another b4sh
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:17, Reply)
I've been to loads, I'll have you know.
Have you seen what these people look like in the flesh? If you had, you wouldn't blame me for ducking out. It's like the worst circus on Earth.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:18, Reply)
this sounds like you're daring me to post the "bof!" pic
or the floppy brisket pic
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:18, Reply)
Floppy brisket
That should have been in battereds thread
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:20, Reply)
That's not very nice.
Charms is the most normal looking out of all of you. I see no reason to make fun of her, here.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:20, Reply)
Is she attending?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:22, Reply)
Last I heard.
Speak to the organ grinder, not the monkey.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:23, Reply)
Minkey

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:27, Reply)
she is
and so is lamps
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:27, Reply)
oh man it's gonna be the sweatiest orgy on earth!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:34, Reply)
we'll all be thinking of you

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:37, Reply)
i feel sick :o(

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:37, Reply)
floppy brisket!
www.bbq-brethren.com/forum/showthread.php?t=155368
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:35, Reply)
rank

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:37, Reply)
I suspect this is the case. Typical French. Planning their reversal from the start.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:19, Reply)
Would someone please start a new thread?
Thanks in advance.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:27, Reply)
Why don't you start a little one

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:32, Reply)
Great thread!

(PsychoChomp, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:30, Reply)
I'm not allowed to make a new thread today
Because of my Fruit Woe earlier
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:33, Reply)

today ever
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:33, Reply)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:34, Reply)
I quite enjoyed Salcombe
Most places including & east of Brixham are shit
(I helped save b3ta! Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:50, Reply)

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