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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I have long harboured a suspicion that Ken Hom is a sex tourist.
What baseless suspicions do *you* have about a television chef?

Alt: I'm going to a wedding tomorrow dressed as a mod. When did you last wear formal attire?

Altalt: That Nigel Farage eh? He's so hot.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 10:22, 232 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
Any particular reason for starting a new thread already?
You stomping fucking Deacon.

Alt: last week to attend a job interview.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 10:23, Reply)
Yes, the last thread had died on its arse.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 10:28, Reply)
Not as hot as Nigel Slater.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 10:24, Reply)
alt: Is B3th lending you her best frock?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 10:24, Reply)
It would be too big for Boyce.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 10:25, Reply)
We're using it as a marquee.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 10:26, Reply)
Ha ha

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 10:27, Reply)
I just did a google image search for b3th.
There's a couple of teenage selfies instagram things. I don't think it's the same person.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 10:28, Reply)
A quick check confirms that the only image result that has anything to do with me is the picture of my dog featured in my profile.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Mar 2013, 10:35, Reply)
Your profile is the top result on my google
But I suspect that is because google is stalking me.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 10:38, Reply)
I suspect it's because YOU'RE stalking ME.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Mar 2013, 10:39, Reply)
It's not exactly hard to track your movement.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 10:50, Reply)
BUSCUIT

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 10:38, Reply)
I'm pretty sure that Keith Floyd used to fuck every dish he prepared.
Alt: When I took Mrs Tangle out for a meal on her birthday last month I went suited and booted.

Altalt: Never get tired of this:

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 10:29, Reply)
The gift that keeps on giving.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 10:29, Reply)
Nigel Forage

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 10:36, Reply)
This one is my fave

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 10:52, Reply)
ZOMBIE FARAGE IS HUNGRY FOR FRENCH BRAINS

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 10:58, Reply)
He looks like The Joker

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 10:59, Reply)
game ideas
nigel farage's plane crash simulator
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 10:29, Reply)
I think Gary Rhodes is both an Eighties flashback prick and a homosexual.
These may not be entirely baseless, though. I don't know if they qualify.

Formal as in formal, or formal is in not jeans? I last wore my DJ at a Christmas party and a business suit the other week. White tie is above my station.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 10:31, Reply)
Gordon Ramsay is a closet bummer, it's why he's so angry all the time
Alt: My brother's wedding last August, fucking cracking day.

AltAlt: What a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 10:33, Reply)
I have heard rumours about Ramsay being a chutter, actually.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 10:35, Reply)
Nigella Lawson is a Nazi sympathiser.

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 10:35, Reply)
I watched her christmas thingy.
She's jumped the shark in terms of milfiness. She's going in my "only if she asked nicely" pile.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 10:36, Reply)
Yeah her elbows are WAY too pointy and look at her knees? DISGUSTING

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 10:36, Reply)
It's her face Theo, it's not the face of a 20 something anymore and to be honest I'm not willing to forgive that.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 10:40, Reply)
You're no spring chicken yourself anymore
What if she turns you down man
What then
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 10:41, Reply)
Russian bride

(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 10:43, Reply)
All the Russian girls I know are already married
Soz PC
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 10:45, Reply)
No man's land before she becomes a gilf.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 10:38, Reply)
Fuck that, I don't want her to ask me nicely, I want her to completely disgrace and humilate me into it.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 10:44, Reply)
There's a reason they only film her from the waist up
She has big tits, because she's a fat bird.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:00, Reply)
Great thread!

(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 10:35, Reply)
Ainsley Harriott slips his sausages up his arse and then fires them out into Fern Britton's gaping mouth, in a flurry of shit
Alt: I put a shirt on for an interview a year and a half ago, does that count?

Altalt: He's so dreamy, I want him to third reich me up the arse
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 10:35, Reply)
have you seen this new "Bitchin' Kitchen" girl ?
It's fucking awful, she has the worst 'brooklins' accent ever.

The one I hate the most is Ina Garten, she's always got this fake-laugh and I swear her friend Manuel or whatever is an ilegalsexual of some kind.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 10:36, Reply)
Hello Gonz
I watched the first two eps of The Americans
I thought the first was alright and the second was great
I will continue watching them
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 10:37, Reply)
Oh lordy I completely forgot to watch it.
Glad its alright though, gonna give it a shot.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 10:37, Reply)

metro.co.uk/2013/03/07/drunk-student-who-fried-hamster-in-pan-sentenced-to-unpaid-community-work-3532016/
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 10:37, Reply)
Fucking Tories
Making people work for free
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 10:54, Reply)
I am so broken that I laughed at that.
A lot.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:11, Reply)
I don't see the problem
My ex used to kill mice before dissection classes at bath uni when she was a lab tech. Rough handling certainly killed them, they would pick them up by the tail and smack them in to the table. The fact he fried it makes little difference. If we almost certainly dead before it him the pan else it would have shot across the kitchen. THe furry fuckers only live for a few years anyway. Also, fuck it, its a fucking hamster.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:30, Reply)
I killed and fried a rabbit once
Put me in the metro.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:30, Reply)
Oh that Bitchin Kitchen girl is a fucking awful spastic.
Ina Garten is knows as 'vag' in my house:

Vag Ina GEDDIT????
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 10:38, Reply)
I don't get it, soz

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 10:39, Reply)
No wonder, look at the state of you.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 10:40, Reply)
I er... have let myself go a little, yes.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 10:47, Reply)
There isn't much I wouldn't stick my willy in, the list is very small, I once stuck my willy in a toilet roll with a "40th birthday" party baloon from ASDA attached over the end.
But Ina Garten has made that list.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 10:40, Reply)
I reckon Gordon Ramsay is probably impotent.
Alt: which one? Are you dying your hair ginger?

Alt Alt: he so is.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Mar 2013, 10:38, Reply)
Just a general mod. I have a Ben Sherman suit, you see.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 10:40, Reply)
Who did you have to suck off to get that?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Mar 2013, 10:40, Reply)
Ben Sherman

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 10:41, Reply)
They used to be cool when I was in middle school!

(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 10:41, Reply)
They've only just started doing suits I think.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 10:43, Reply)
I had a Ben Sherman suit 10 years ago

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 10:54, Reply)
Maybe it was just that the Carnaby Street shop has a new suits only floor or summat then.
They were making quite the hoo-ha about it, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 10:58, Reply)
You can buy Ben Serman suits in Moss Bros
Soz
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 10:59, Reply)
I bought mine in fucking TK Maxx
Thats how utterly shit Ben Sherman suits are
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:02, Reply)
:o(
This new one is really alright. More traditional cut suits make me look like a bouncer. This slim fitting number is alright, as soon as I put it on I felt OK in it and I fucking hate suits.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:06, Reply)
I bet you look right sexy Monts

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:07, Reply)
I fuckin' do, yeah?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:22, Reply)
Zoot suit, white jacket with side vents five inches long?

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 10:44, Reply)
Yup.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 10:45, Reply)
Class.

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 10:46, Reply)
I would love an opportunity to dress up in a zoot suit
All Cab Calloway style
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 10:47, Reply)
I'd love to wear one, just cos it'd probably fit me like a normal suit should fit a human

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 10:50, Reply)
Never mind that have you got nice shouty girl in the sack yet?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 10:52, Reply)
I'll never speak to any of the pretty ladies what work around here
You should know that by now
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 10:59, Reply)

Sherman Hardwick
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 10:49, Reply)
POTD
It's yellow.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 10:57, Reply)
Excellent de-liver-y

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:35, Reply)
I just had a mental flash of Gordon going on one of his rants at his own penis.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 10:41, Reply)
Blood. Penis. Bollocks.Tighten.
Erection: DONE.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 10:43, Reply)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 10:46, Reply)
Hands up who read that as Flash Gordon.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 10:46, Reply)
me

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 10:47, Reply)
Me too.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Mar 2013, 10:49, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 10:51, Reply)
No real photos
Poor swipe
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 10:56, Reply)
GORDON'S ALIVE?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 10:52, Reply)
Me too
I was just scrolling down to write that
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 10:55, Reply)
I think the Hairy Bikers killed Fanny Craddock
Alt:
Couple of weeks ago - customer site visit in Dumfries

AltAlt:
He looks like the German commander at the end of Raiders Of The Lost Ark
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 10:39, Reply)
I'm stood in the rain like some old cunt having a strop about some windows

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 10:43, Reply)
I was lolling about that just the other day.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 10:46, Reply)
I'm lolling about it now

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 10:49, Reply)
I was absolutely pissed out of my tiny mind.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 10:50, Reply)
I must have missed this...

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Mar 2013, 10:50, Reply)
It's one of Monty's best anecdotes that doesn't have a godawful clanging name drop in.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 10:52, Reply)
Funnily enough Alan Yentob was telling me that, just the other day.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 10:55, Reply)
You're such a fucking luvvie.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 10:57, Reply)
That's just what Johnnie Sessions calls me!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:00, Reply)

luvvie

wanker
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:03, Reply)
Monty had an argument with Lusty.
He stormed out angrily and stood in the rain because he couldn't deal with Lustys opinion.

The opinion was PVC windows aren't the worst thing in the world, and his mother hasn't ruined her house.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 10:52, Reply)
Excellent.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Mar 2013, 10:55, Reply)
He was right though
I have PVC Windows and my house is shit, I just looked on google street view, people going past must think we are fucking povos
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 10:58, Reply)
Wait till they see you living in your shed.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Mar 2013, 10:59, Reply)
The shed will be well hidden
Not having any pikeys coming over to nick my lovely shed
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:00, Reply)
I've got climbing roses growing up my shed to help disguise it.
Also locks & window blinds so local pikeys can't see in to it to see my power tools.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:04, Reply)

local pikeys the police
power tools kiddie porn stash
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:07, Reply)
Hilarious*


* Not really.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:08, Reply)
I'm insulating and plastering mine
Its going to be fookin lush!
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:08, Reply)
I've heard hughfearnlywhittingstall likes to jizz in people's hair while they sleep

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 10:50, Reply)
My other half reckons Mr Bloom from cbeebies is a Paedo
she bases this on how he just looks the sort.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 10:50, Reply)
I reckon she's right.
He's also northern.

Jimmy Savile was also northern. COINCIDENCE???????
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 10:52, Reply)
Nothing creepy about this guy
www.wythenshawetowncentre.co.uk/news-and-events/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/Ben-Faulks-Mr-Bloom_set_9701511.jpg
(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 10:53, Reply)
Him, yes he's a Paedo no mistaking it
Lets flush him out!
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 10:56, Reply)
Didn't the BBC's own inquiry into the Savile affair conclude that it was probably safest to assume that all children's TV presenters are probably paedos?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 10:56, Reply)
Dave benson Phillip
I rest my case
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 10:57, Reply)
I know someone who is getting people to chip in to book Dave Benson Phillips
Funnily enough I told him to fuck right off
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 10:59, Reply)
I'm at a toddler play group place, it's fucking mental

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 10:59, Reply)
Hi Bartlebzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 10:59, Reply)
Nonce.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:00, Reply)
If you are the only bloke there, which is quite likely, the kids will completely surround you.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:00, Reply)
Stop giving him hints
think of the kids.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:01, Reply)
He is the dirty old bugger
How's things this morning PJ?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:03, Reply)
Well I'm at work Nakers
I like being at work, its the only place I feel confident, valued and that the work I put in is in any way of a high standard,
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:05, Reply)
There's a few actually, work shy twats

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:02, Reply)
Are you my new daddy?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:03, Reply)
Put nutella on your bollocks.
Kids love chocolate.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:16, Reply)
Can't do that anymore, health and saftey. Kid could have a nut allergy.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:18, Reply)
H&SGM

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:23, Reply)
any more

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:48, Reply)
Pervert.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:01, Reply)
If anyone is in the market for a yummy mummy this is your place

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:06, Reply)
There are some very nice au pairs in our area.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:09, Reply)
I used to love taking my daughter to he ballet class
half an hour waiting outside with a bunch of yummy mummys and I was the only bloke.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:15, Reply)
What exactly is a sex tourist?
Surely everyone likes to sample the local cuisine? Not in Thailand, of course. I don't find them attractive, they're just confusing.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:04, Reply)
Thanks alan

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:05, Reply)
Ask Stunned.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:05, Reply)
I went to a pub the other day with a carvery.
They have a "big plate" option. I was tempted purely for the partridge lols.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:06, Reply)
Carvery food is normally pretty grotty.
Tend to use old frozen meat & the beef is often actually zebu.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:07, Reply)
I don't really like Carverys
but, I'm all about the vege and horseraddish anyway so the meat is generally an afterthought. I'd happily just buy a vegetarian carvery to be honest.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:08, Reply)
happy international women's day chompy!

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:13, Reply)
I'd rather have no meat than shit meat eeleeey

(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:14, Reply)
What is it about the English that we seem to like overcooked meat served with overcooked veg?

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:14, Reply)
It's a metaphor for disappointment

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:14, Reply)
I love overcooked roast potatoes.
and parsnips, for honest
(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:15, Reply)
mmmmmmm parsnips

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:16, Reply)
I think that is now a certain generation of the English. Most people under 50 seem to be more interested in food than their elders.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:15, Reply)
I don't think it's 'like' more 'be used to'

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:16, Reply)
WHAT WOULD THEY CARVE?

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:16, Reply)
I dunno, nut roast?
I don't give a shit, give me a big plate of potatoes and carrots and peas and parsnips and brocolli and OMG I AM SO HUNGRY
(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:19, Reply)
'AWFUL'!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:23, Reply)
I find Roast Dinners quite dull most of the time, it's such a generic basic option of a meal.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:19, Reply)
Depends what you do with it.
For example; making a red wine, shallot & mushroom gravy to have with roast beef & making the yorkshire puddings with wholegrain mustard.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:20, Reply)
See I'd rather have a nice fillet steak with that delicious sounding Red Wine, Shallot and Mushroom gravy
With one of your fancy Puds on the side.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:24, Reply)
Roasted fillet is good. I prefer rib on the bone myself.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:26, Reply)
Batso here is a whizz in the kitchen, Phil. A WHIZZ.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:27, Reply)
That's very kind of you to say.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:28, Reply)
He overcooks game for fun.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:28, Reply)
Yes.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:29, Reply)
Survived last night then?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:29, Reply)
I. am. legend.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:30, Reply)
What were you up to?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:31, Reply)
Bumming royale
Only one can leave alive
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:32, Reply)
Russian poo-lette

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:37, Reply)
Pub rescue of a pissed mate.
He didn't want to leave. I got shot of him about 9.15. Got home at 10pm.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:32, Reply)
early finish then.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:34, Reply)

leg bell

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:37, Reply)
You're only saying what we all know.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:37, Reply)
I'll be the judge of that
OI Batts, when are you inviting me over?
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:31, Reply)
when I get my tandoor.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:33, Reply)
He lives near me and has never invited me over :(

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:34, Reply)
You wouldn't turn up anyway.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:35, Reply)
I've never actually said I am definitely coming then not turned up
Unlike some people
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:36, Reply)
YEAH NICE ONE FOGLE

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:40, Reply)
You just want me for my acid stash O_o

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:43, Reply)
Fuck yeah

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:44, Reply)
I can't picture the mushroom and red wine combination there, not saying it doesn't work, just saying I can't picture it.
I'm more talking about your generic "Bung a load stuff in the oven" type of roast dinner. It's a right hassle for one too, so much gets unused in the initial meal. I always think they're mostly made on a sunday because they're so easy to make (which also why I'd never choose that option in a resturant.).

That's not always the case, sometimes I love a roast dinner, its just most of the time, I would rather do something else with the ingredients.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:31, Reply)
Yeah, well. It's a British dish.
Probably why you don't like it.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:34, Reply)
Ha!

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:34, Reply)
I like a Tika Masala and Pad Thai !

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:41, Reply)
Mushroom and red wine sauce is pretty classic Gonz

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:34, Reply)
I have a copy of this
www.amazon.co.uk/New-Larousse-Gastronomique-Hamlyn/dp/0600620425

More of a reference book of food rather than a cook book. Contains all those sorts of classic dishes.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:37, Reply)
He doesn't know it as it contains no cream.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:39, Reply)
Zing

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:39, Reply)
To be fair, I think I might have bought cream maybe 10 times in my life.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:41, Reply)
I'm only teasing

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:43, Reply)
Well stop teasing and shove it in then

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:44, Reply)
Dad?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:44, Reply)
It's all about battered and deep fried with me.
I'm suprised nobody has ever made a meal that is essenchaly batter and dips.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:46, Reply)
I'm surprised *you* haven't x

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:49, Reply)
I can have quater of it with ketchup for starters, half of it with HP Gunness Sauce for mains, and quater of it with toffee sauce for desert.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:51, Reply)
FFS.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:54, Reply)
I cook mushrooms in red wine regularly

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:37, Reply)
super disappointed that isn't some kind of stripey cow

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:11, Reply)
As am I :(

(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:17, Reply)
TWELVE INCH PLATE

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:08, Reply)
I would presume a sex tourist is someone who travel to a country specifically to have sex
like I did when I went to Belgium to shag a Dutch lass, i didn't pay for it though.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:06, Reply)
Just as well, Dutch birds are filthy
When I fingered this Dutch bird once she shat down my arm
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:08, Reply)
the dutch have cloaca?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:14, Reply)
Yes.

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:15, Reply)
Fucking right they do!
You can buy it! Legally! In shops!
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:16, Reply)
Ever since she left Play School.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:19, Reply)
they tell you what to do with a little microphone and speaker tied to their belt

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:07, Reply)
Alt
If a suit is formal attire then pretty much everyday.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:10, Reply)
really, seven days a week?
You weird cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:26, Reply)
We had people come for christmas lunch at my inlaws. They wore suits & ties. On christmas day FFS.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:27, Reply)
Getting it wrong, there.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:30, Reply)
Ridiculous.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:31, Reply)
It's a very good way out outing oneself as a cunt without the need to speak.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:36, Reply)

come
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:37, Reply)
Alright, Worz?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:27, Reply)
'Roight boy?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:30, Reply)
just because some of us have a standard of sartorial elegance to maintain thats no reason to mock

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:48, Reply)
every day
public.wsu.edu/~brians/errors/everyday.html
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:28, Reply)
That irritates me too but I was too polite to point it out.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:31, Reply)
it gets me so mad I can hardly breath anymore

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:32, Reply)
Eye sea watt ewe did their

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:35, Reply)
Hahaha
Others which really winds me up are lose/loose and people who say 'reach' in place of 'retch' - or spell it 'wretch' in the context of gagging on bile. Cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:35, Reply)
I have someone on Facebook who keeps putting guttered instead of gutted
It makes me want to gut her
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:40, Reply)
What a looser.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:43, Reply)
Eye kno rite

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:47, Reply)
Someone on mine puts 'loverly' constantly!
Despite me correcting them and taking the piss.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:53, Reply)
I could understand, way back in the days of expensive texts and the limits on their length (ooer mrs etc.)...
...The usage of txt spk. However, it has spilled over into Facebook and all of the screen/keyboard based communications. I mean, why use 'wiv' instead of 'with', 'cud' instead of 'could','M8' instead of 'mate', How much of a hurry are you in FFS!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:51, Reply)
OK hoisted by ones own pettard
I can only offer an appology to those that have been affected by this faux pas
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:47, Reply)
1. Hoist
2. Petard
3. You're welcome
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:49, Reply)
apology
your welcome
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:50, Reply)
Th'anks.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:51, Reply)

p

r
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:51, Reply)
The phrase "pretard" was invented in our office
For people so stupid they long to be a retard
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:53, Reply)
1 hoisted is perfectly acceptable
2 cock it
3 fuck off
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:54, Reply)
1. Not in my house, it's not.
GO TO YOUR ROOM.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:57, Reply)
Sorry
Can I listen to music or do I just have to think about what I have done?
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:58, Reply)
YOU'RE NOT LISTENING TO THAT RACKET UNDER MY ROOF

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:59, Reply)
* puts ziggy stardust records down*

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:01, Reply)
OMLG IMPERATIVE REACTION ARE PLAYING INFEST

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:53, Reply)
obligatory
F C
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:55, Reply)
OH FUCKING YESSSSSS.
*kneeslides*
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:56, Reply)
A little context;
one of my favourite bands
playing a festival I was going to anyway so I don't need to add travel plans and costs etc
THEY'VE NEVER PLAYED A UK SHOW BEFORE

Oh and now I'm off to lunch with a mate who can't go this year :-)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:04, Reply)
Just looked at the lineup for Global Gathering
I have no idea who any of those people are.
I am old.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:59, Reply)
ok

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:00, Reply)

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