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What was the last DVD/'blue ray' you purchased?
I mean, ACTUALLY PURCHASED with money, as opposed to 'acquired via the perfectly morally acceptable method of internet-based 'borrowing' but because it's not actually on a physical disc it's fine'.
I just had series one of Jamie and the Magic Torch and 2h of Chortlon and the Wheelies delivered.
Alt: Are you good at taking advice? If so, PLEASE FUCK OFF
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 9:51,
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latest was 12 years ago)
Cars Toons for the boy
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 9:52,
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honest
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 9:52,
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The latest Muppet movie iirc
I have Jamie and Chorlton also.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 9:53,
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I bought three volumes of 'Cult Kids Classics' to see which ones the nipper was keen on before getting whole discs of them.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 9:54,
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That's the ones we have
with Dangermouse, Button Moon, Count Duckula,etc. The kids love them.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 9:56,
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I got my niece Rhubarb and Custard on dvd.
She only likes the theme tune, reckons the rest of it is well shit.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:00,
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Noah and Nelly was better
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:02,
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The Muppets are, to quote the entirely correct Mr.Boyce, "fucking shit"
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 9:59,
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Yup, bunch of American wank.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 9:59,
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Jim Henson was a beardy cunt and quite clearly a massive nonce
you wait until yewtree goes stateside.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:00,
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I hear ya bro
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:02,
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you should hear him when he gets on about quiche
i mean, who the fuck doesn't like quiche?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:00,
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good quiche is good, most quiche is "fucking shit"
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:00,
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it's nice with a wholemeal crust so it's a bit thicker
and fillings like roasted mushrooms and balsamic onions and goats cheese
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:01,
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and bacon
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:03,
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fuck bacon
fuck bacon right in its schnozz
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:05,
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The best way to get good quiche is to make your own...
...then bin the nancified mess and have a fucking pie.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:15,
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Quiche is limp-wristed bummery in the form of 'food'.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:01,
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Straight people.
People with non-limp wrists.
People who like proper pies.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:06,
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pie is too heavy and too much
quiche is much better.
and i'm the northerner, not you.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:08,
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Yeah, you're totally keeping it real here.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:14,
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also they must always be eaten with a solid silver cake fork
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:16,
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That was paid for by your dad.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:17,
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you should hear her when she gets on about Bacon
i mean, who the fuck doesn't like Bacon?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:20,
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Pigs?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:22,
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vegetarians?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:23,
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Jews?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:23,
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Muslims?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:23,
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Jews?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:23,
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Andrew Marr?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:24,
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Haha ha
Yeah look where that got them
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:25,
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of course it wasn't
it's been in the family for generations
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:25,
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I like quiche too.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:19,
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I can't think of any dish that I'm more indifferent to.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 11:09,
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Sin City
I'm sure I used to own it, but hadn't seen it in years. Saw it for 75p in CEX, figured I may as well pick it up.
Alt: No.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 9:56,
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soon you'll all be able to buy my sitcom
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 9:56,
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+ from the bargain bin at the garage
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 9:58,
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it's funny because
we just did it for some harmless fun, but somehow it's got us invited to new york to pitch it to [no real names on the internet big tv company]. imma dedicate the very first episode to badger and frank, for their ceaseless faith in me.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:00,
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I am genuinely impressed
by aware though that the yanks will take it, rip it up and rewrite it. What's the general premiss? Gaz me if better, I am genuinely interested
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:02,
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I would sya that they are fucking desperate for such a thing
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:03,
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are they really looking for a jumbled up rehash of friends slash sex in the city so soon?
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:02,
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srs answer is yes - anything that got audiences like that and they'd be keen
ours isn't really like either of those, unfortunately. it will shock you to hear that it is much more epically SHIT.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:04,
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letmeguess a morbidly obese english 'chick' in new york for her first job in a law firm experiences hilarious romantic disasters when taken out of her comfort zone of Kensington High STreet?
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:08,
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Friends Bebbeh!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:09,
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it's the big story arc pitcjhed across several dull season finales will she ever get together with her hawt bisexual greggs hat wearing ex, or will she somehow get together with the star trek obessed high end gaming excel wizard working in accounts ??????
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:11,
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because pissing her mother off by becoming a stripper wasn't enough?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:17,
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this story sounds very familiar.
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:25,
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nothing's ever original
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:27,
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only three stories:
Boy meets girl, boy leaves home, stranger comes to town. Gender variable, obvs.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:57,
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no
but i might nick that for script b
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:10,
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Rachel McBeal
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:11,
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with the dancing pasty
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:16,
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Complete set of The Mr Men for micro.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 9:57,
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You've been viewing gay porn?
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:20,
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I have never bought a DVD, tru fact
alt: I'm good at doleing it out as i am very practical in real life
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 9:57,
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I thought you bought a box set of The Wire?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 9:59,
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Oh sorry you bought a box full of wire. 30 foot of it.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 9:59,
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it came in a plastic wrap AKSHULLY
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:00,
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You sure showed him
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PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:05,
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I showed your mum my penis then she sucked it until it did a sick in her eye
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:06,
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There's a good oxfam book thing shop in Crouch End which generally has good vinyl and dvds. I last got romcom favourite Stalingrad there
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:01,
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Best "History" book I've ever read
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:02,
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AS IN THE FUCKING FILUM NOT STARRING HEART THROB JUDE LAW READING THE FUCKING QUESTION
the books alright though
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:04,
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enemy at the gates is shit
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:06,
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I quite liked it
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:09,
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I've been there, it's pretty good.
The days of naïve charity shops selling decent records at low prices are long gone though.
Cunts sell everything at the price in the Record Collector guide, regardless of condition.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:03,
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12 inch singles on guerilla records featuring such titans as Spooky for 50p - BARGAIN.
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:05,
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oh God that takes me back. Unfortunately.
Guerilla had some decent releases. Well we thought so at the time anyway.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:10,
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yesh idaddio, I still quite like buting out spooky to large it
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:12,
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i'd like to type proper one day too
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:13,
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best of luck with that
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:20,
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Yeah they don't know how to overcharge for white label releases either, so they're usually dirt cheap.
Sadly I'm not that interested in them.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:11,
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My brother gave me a Black and White Minstrels LP a while back
(to go with the 'Brave Little Sambo' 78 he gave me last year) and it's actually in this month's Record Collector.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:13,
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Have you got something you can play 78s on then?
I fear that if I did my purchasing could spiral out of control.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:21,
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ot's called a record player
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:24,
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My record player only plays at 33&1/3 or 45 rpm
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:26,
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If you press the 33 and the 45 buttons together then it plays at 78, you silly.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:26,
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and when you reach the 'end of level boss' if you shit into your mixer you get another life.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:28,
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If you flick the hamster switch three times while switching to line input on deck 2
You get the 'level select' option.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:31,
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and we all know how much you love flicking your hamster's switch...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:41,
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IT'S A SCRATCH THING, YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND!!!!
Plus, TTJ.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:43,
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Nah I tried it on 45 +8 and it still sounded like shit
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:25,
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Doesn't one of the Vestax decks play at 78?
Wonderful decks, pity no fucker uses them in real life.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:26,
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They do plus/minus 32 or some crazy shit so effectively yes I believe so.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:27,
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This is MUCH better than car chat
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:28,
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It really is.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:28,
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The Handytrax plays 78s and it's only about £150
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:29,
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Oh hang on a minute I've got one of those.
It's not mine but the bloke who owns it owes me £660 so it is really.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:31,
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Only belt drive though so you can't use it to mix your racist 'Little Sambo' record.
You sicken me.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:33,
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My Ipod plays music
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:32,
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:35,
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What speed?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:36,
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the correct one, i don't even need to fiddle with it
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:37,
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I noticed the sound quality from my ipod, is far superior to the sound quality from my phone.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:42,
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^ sad but true
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:05,
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I used to get so much great stuff out of charity shops.
Best find ever was a first pressing of the original banned cover for GnR appetite for destruction. 2 quid.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:31,
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I've got that too.
I know I shouldn't enjoy it, but it wakes up the 13 year old boy in me.
e y cellar
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:37,
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I had a period of collecting banned covers,
I've got the Blind Faith one, the Beatles one (a peeler, but good condition) and the Alice Cooper one with his winky showing. Oh, and my pride and joy, The type O negative origin of feces bum hole one.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:40,
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Nice.
You need Mayhem's Dawn of the Black Hearts too.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:46,
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plus this Pantera one

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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:48,
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oh, thats fairly common,
to be honest.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:49,
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I thought it was just catalogue modelling you had done.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:50,
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I've never specified which catalogues.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:51,
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i've been looking for that for a while,
it comes up now and then, but there are so many stupiud black metal cult trove weirdos, that the price is always redonk.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:49,
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My missus buys loads of 80s kid's TV programmes 'for little tangle'
I only ever buy records.
I have never illegally downloaded anything in my life.
Alt: Depends on the advice - if it is something like 'Stop smoking' I tend to ignore the facts.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:01,
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I illegally downloaded your album, just so i could delete it again
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:02,
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I did that four times last night.
After I'd shared it on every network I could think of.
I checked this morning and four people had downloaded it. They were all me.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:05,
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That's some impressive networking there
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:12,
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I "torrented" all over YM last night
Then seeded her later
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:07,
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It's all about streaming now grandad.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:05,
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My spunk was streaming all over your mum's tits last night
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:06,
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Probably Kentucky Fried Movie from the bargain bin
Or last season's highlights video OF FOOTBALL.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:06,
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apart from the Bruce Lee spoof it's not great is it?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:07,
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Bruce Lee played for West Brom?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:07,
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Yes.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:09,
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cool
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:09,
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box to box midfielder
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 11:12,
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for £1 it's good
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 11:13,
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I bought a documentary film about the rise of Atheism in African culture.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:21,
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The Harder They Come.
It came with a fantastic free DVD of four unknown (presumably) turkeys, one of which stars, er ... Traci Lords.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:22,
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I fuckin love The Harder They Come, what a film.
Ever seen Rockers?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:26,
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it was no "smile orange"
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:33,
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They're remaking it this year.
Probably be in 3D
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PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:39,
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Starring 'Nic' Cage
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:40,
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FFS
I thought you were joking :o(
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:52,
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see,now, i've not seen that film,
so i clicked the highlighted text of the titile in the article, hoping to get a review, or a synopsis, or some sort of useful info about the film to put the article in context. Instead, it goes to a guardian page, with 1 line about the film. Whats the fucking point in putting a link in for context, when it provides no real help at all?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:53,
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It was as a citation not for context.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 11:09,
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fair enough,
i thought those linky things were to help you find more info, like on wikipedia.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Apr 2013, 11:13,
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No, but I once met them uptown.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:40,
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oh HO!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:52,
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No, but it's on The List.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:57,
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I think it would have been
Pink Floyd Pulse.
Alt, I don't seem to be
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:22,
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Ice Age 4.
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Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:29,
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that looked shit
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:32,
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Are you sugessting that anyone who bought it is 'a cunt'?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:34,
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indubitably
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:35,
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You're thinking of a Pringles tube in Kroneys freezer
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:34,
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no I'm not
You dough brained freak show
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:37,
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Woah that's harsh
Where's the love gone, man?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:38,
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yeah for siome reason I thought you were lokkers
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:40,
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Ohhhhhh thats ok then.........
Heywaitaminute
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:40,
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I know
but I stand by my post
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:42,
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That's harsh man, harsh.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:41,
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A lower blow Battered could not have thrown :(
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:42,
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Wot a cunt, eh, no need for that?
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:51,
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Thank Nakers for you new sig, Harters.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:38,
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I can't even remember, I've been terrorising the Seven IPs for years, now.
I have no doubt that some day soon an HMRC cutter will catch up to me and there'll be an epic cannonade before I end up dancing the hangman's jig at the RCAA's pleasure.
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Kroney, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:41,
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I was downloading music, while using the pub wifi yesterday.
Sticking it to the man.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:43,
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Honestly, these days I just tend to use iTunes.
It's amazing how an effective business model can stop casual piracy, as opposed to merely stomping your feet and shouting.
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Kroney, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:47,
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Yeah iTunes isn't much more lucrative to the artists than illegal downloads.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:48,
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Yeah, I don't really care.
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Kroney, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:51,
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It's infinitely better.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:53,
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'some revenue' is better than 'none'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:54,
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infinitely
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PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 11:03,
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too expensive
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:51,
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I only ever buy the occasional song, I very rarely buy albums.
But yes, they are similarly priced to HMV. Which, since Tangles has stated that iTunes isn't much more lucrative to artists than illegal downloads, it logically follows that buying records from HMV isn't much more lucrative for artists, either.
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Kroney, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:52,
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is it free? No
then it's too expensive
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:52,
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And restrictive.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:52,
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until your mum's rules on scat play which are looser than a rent boys anus
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:53,
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You should know
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:56,
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No, it isn't.
That's a myth born from several releases ago. You can freely play the files on any player that can play mp4a files.
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Kroney, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:53,
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Can i put them onto someone else's ipod?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:54,
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I don't know, if I'm honest.
I don't use iPods.
Edit: However, I use it on my phone and can play songs on non-Apple devices, so I don't see why not.
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Kroney, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:55,
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iPods deodorant
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:56,
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His armpits dont sweat as his hands are above his head most of the time
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:57,
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i've sat next to him
you are wrong
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:59,
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This was "THE CARDIGAN"
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 11:00,
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I hate it because every couple of weeks it needs another 80mb patch.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:55,
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and tries to make you use other shit apple software every time.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:55,
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why would that make you hate it?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:56,
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Just does, it annoys me, especially since I barely use it and have to keep maintaining it.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:57,
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you know,
i don't think you would lose any of the normal functionality if you just didn't update it.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Apr 2013, 11:03,
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It nags me every time you start up your computer.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 11:04,
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Preferences
Uncheck "check for updates automatically"
Click OK.
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Kroney, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 11:06,
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it's almost like he wants stuff to annoy him.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Apr 2013, 11:07,
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Though why it nags him when you start up your computer, I don't know.
Have you unticked the "check for updates automatically and nag Chompy about it" checkbox?
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Kroney, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 11:08,
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I've uninstalled instead.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 11:09,
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so, you're angry at a product, that does everything you want fine, as long as you tick one box,
but instead of using the products features to make it the best it can be for you, you've removed it and call it shit, when you weren't using it properly.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Apr 2013, 11:12,
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Kind of sounds like a tantrum, to me.
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Kroney, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 11:13,
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I actually dislike the layout and functionality of the latest version of iTunes a lot
However, since I already have all my music on it, I can't be bothered to uninstall it and use Winamp.
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Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 11:17,
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How about if you could change what you didn't like by simply unticking a checkbox?
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Kroney, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 11:19,
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Then that would be fine
but I can't, so I stand by my condemnation of iTunes.
Honestly, you're worse than Battered with the silly hypothetical questions.
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Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 11:21,
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Sorry, I really don't know where that question came from.
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Kroney, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 11:23,
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I didn't like a product, so didn't use it.
When people talk about it, I say I didn't like it because it was shit.
And if the default settings are not the correct way for it to be set up then they shouldn't be default. Apples fault not mine
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PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 11:19,
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Hahaha
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Kroney, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 11:21,
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you can tell it to not automatically look for updates.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Apr 2013, 11:07,
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I find iTunes for video is terribly priced, often a season will cost like £30 compared to a £15 DVD collection.
But I want it in digital so I end up pirating it.
Music though, I rarely pirate that, it's fairly priced on iTunes.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 11:00,
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Oh, are we talking about videos?
Yeah, I get those off Lovefilm.
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Kroney, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 11:01,
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It's too late for me
I now blanch at the idea of spending money on digital music or video. I'll still fork out for CDs and DVDs though.
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Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 11:02,
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I've almost given up on CDs and DVDs
I use TV catchup services, Netflix, internet/car radio and the cinema
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 11:05,
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What about books? I pay for them digitally.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 11:10,
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Last month I exceeded my office download allowance almost entirely downloading old issues of Batman comics.
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Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 11:11,
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You mean you pay for a licence to read them.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 11:12,
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I buy expensive hardbacks because I love nice books.
I don't have an e-reader.
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Kroney, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 11:15,
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I love books
But since I got an e-reader and realised how easy it is to get books for free, I've become totally hooked. I don't physically have room in my house for the physical books I already own, let alone all the ones I have on my computer.
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Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 11:16,
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I've thrown all my paperbacks away and started buying swanky editions of everything.
Horribly snobbish of me, probably. I've tried using an e-reader but it wasn't the same. Half the pleasure is in how tactile a book can be.
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Kroney, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 11:18,
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I prefer ebooks these days
On my phone - much easier to take our with me when I go for a cigarette than a physical book.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 11:24,
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I can entirely see their application and I really have no problem with them as methods of reading
they're just not for me, that's all.
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Kroney, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 11:26,
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Me too
It depends if you are the "read once give/throw away" type or if you like to keep books for further reading.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 11:18,
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I read once then horde books
But using digital version means my horde takes up the same physical space as my music, video and comic collections.
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Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 11:20,
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hoard
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 11:21,
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I thought there was something wrong with that, but I couldn't think of the other spelling.
Thank you.
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Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 11:26,
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I quite like the idea of your books
sweeping across the steppes and conquering Russia. Your house must smell like horse, though. I don't like the smell of horse. Can I not come over for tea, please?
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Kroney, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 11:29,
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Swipe didn't invite me to Pizzabash, so no, you can't come.
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Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 11:32,
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Thanks!
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Kroney, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 11:32,
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Your welcome
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Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 11:34,
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that's because you're an insufferable cunt
the internet said so
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 11:35,
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Ooooh, sick burn dude.
What's the matter with you today?
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Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 11:39,
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my soup was cold
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 11:39,
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blobbing
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Kroney, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 11:40,
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Space is a good reason to have a Kindle etc
e.g. for going on holiday and so on.
I just don't like the distinction between physical book (which you own) and ebook, which you technically only pay for a licence to read, which can be withdrawn - people have had Kindles remotely wiped by Amazon due to credit card problems they weren't even aware of, for example.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 11:25,
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I like the distinction in having a reader that doesn't have wi-fi and therefore cant' be wiped by anyone
I also have a computer stuffed to the gills with non DRM epub versions of my books, so there is no licence issue.
Of course, if you were silly enough to actually pay amazon for the books ...
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Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 11:27,
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That said, there are a lot of other sites that will sell you non DRM epub versions of books
and then you also have no licence issue.
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Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 11:29,
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Quite
there's plenty free legal ebooks out there anyway.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 11:29,
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The good'n'bad with Kindle, is that your read-positions are snyc'd between devices.
The downside is that they can throw a wobbly and it'll lose me £100s.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 11:33,
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£100's?
Fuck me, I've had mine nearly six months and I don' think I've spent a tenner on it yet.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 11:38,
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Is this something to do with Star Trek?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:48,
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No, he nearly shagged his sister then something something Forest moon of Endor.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:54,
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i don't get this forest moon shit
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:56,
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Return of the Jedi bebbeh
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:56,
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it's a joke,
about a film.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:57,
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ah i see*
*doesn't see
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:59,
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it's a film you either haven't seen,
or didn't care about enough to recognise events within the plot skewed for vaguely comedic purposes on a "comedy" website.
To be honest, if someone started explaining it to you, the internet might fall appart with weird shut in geek types coming out of the lurker cupboard with their sweaty handed interpretations and inferences about a plot, that is in all intense and purposes very straight forward, but thanks to the rise of fan culture, and obsessions of certain of the neediest of our fare human race, turn everything on its head and see bizarre things within a story that just plain aren't there
TL:DR don't ask.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Apr 2013, 11:06,
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I FOUND THAT EWOKS COMPLETELY RUINED THE FANCHISE FOR ME
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 11:13,
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ANDREW EWMARR
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 11:13,
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*likes*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 11:25,
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*something about jar jar binks*
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 11:16,
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on qotw it's common to relay a story that gradually turns out to be the plot of a star wars film
This has now been shorthanded to something something Forest Moon of Endor.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 11:19,
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so forest moon of endor is in star wars?
gotcha. gracias.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 11:29,
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Wilfred
The US version
Alt: No
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Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 11:19,
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Hi purpledoris
do you have a job yet or are you still an outrageous drain on our fair society?
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Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 11:20,
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woah, edgy
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Kroney, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 11:21,
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Not yet
So I am still draining society but I have seen several very good opportunities which I am in the process of applying for- senior conductor with London midland, Customer Service supervisor at Bletchley Park, a few office manager positions...fingers crossed - I really hate being out of work.
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Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 11:32,
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Best of luck with that
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Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 11:34,
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Thank you
Its bloody tough out there - not helped by the fact that I have to apply for jobs with a higher salary than I could accept if I was not living on my own. Its so much easier with two sharing the bills.....
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Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 11:42,
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Have you considered prostituting yourself?
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 11:59,
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yeah
but 50p and a mars bar wont pay the bills.....
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Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 12:30,
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Alright PauperDoris?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 11:23,
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lol
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 11:24,
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Alright
Battered....I think i might actually change my username to this until I am in employment.....
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Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 11:33,
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\o/
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 11:35,
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Never heard of it
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 11:24,
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The SteamPunk edition?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 11:26,
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Is this a steampunk thing?
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 11:27,
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SteamMARRRRS
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 11:27,
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Around the World in Eighty Shit Moustaches?
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Kroney, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 11:28,
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new thread
it has biscuits in it and everything (chocolate chunk and orange to be specific, the triple chocolate looked too much)
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 11:29,
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And will be closely followed up by a Chompy thread
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 11:31,
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chat for people who are too pov to afford real beer? nice.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 11:32,
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Just looking at history
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 11:35,
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Schindler's list, still in the wrapper. Cannot face it just yet.
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 12:32,
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