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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Righto that one died.
QUESTIONS/ANSWERS

If you could ask one question to someone no longer alive what would it be and to whom would the question be put?

Alt: If you could ask one question to someone currently alive what would it be and to whom would the question be put?

Altalt: If you could know the answer to one single question what would the question be?

Give your reasoning behind any answers.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 9:54, 194 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
Alt: I would ask Dozer why he keeps bullying me.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 9:55, Reply)
He fancies you.
Next.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 9:56, Reply)
Bender.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 9:57, Reply)
Altalt: my kneejerk repsonse to this was 'what happens when you die?'
but in actual fact I am so certain that the answer to this is 'fuck all' that I think that might be a wasted question.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 9:56, Reply)
i think things still happen after you die, the world doesnt stop

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 11:22, Reply)
I thought these were interesting questions but hey ho fuck all y'all

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:00, Reply)
i'd ask AA's mum, why AA didn't love her enough to save her
alt:Tony Blair, did you know that there were no WMDs in iraq? doubleseat

Altalt: who IS the real Rory?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:00, Reply)
Apparently he genuinely believed there was, given the information he was handed.
The information he was handed was narrow in scope and he didn't bother investigating further because it gave him the answer he wanted. He wanted the answer because the Americans were breathing down his neck.

This is paraphrased from a review about his autobiog.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:03, Reply)
yeah i know, i just couldn't be bothered to think of anything else?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:04, Reply)
Whatever, you fucking gap year prick.
Having a gap year. What a Rupert.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:06, Reply)
did you not have one?
I bet your well jelly of my entire year of partying and travelling without responsibilities or worries
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:08, Reply)
That's the thing though Nakers, only a public school Rupert prick would envy another public school Rupert's gap yah.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:09, Reply)
Actually, I didn't.
Because I'm not a GUATAMALAN WELL-DIGGING TARQUIN.

Also, because Mum and Dad wouldn't pay all my fees unless I went straight after Sixth Form.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:10, Reply)
i paid for my gap year out of my own money that I earned

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:13, Reply)
- I +mummy and daddy

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:15, Reply)
nope, I did labouring on building sites in the school holidays, worked at Gap and was an excellent barman
so fuck you you prejudiced french prick
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:16, Reply)
wow that looks a little angry
sorry Piere wuv you really, I'll bring ribs and ornage drink yeah?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:16, Reply)
Oh man, I love ribs.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:19, Reply)
i've got a really good recipe

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:21, Reply)
gaz me it will ya

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:22, Reply)
It's Nigel Slaters so it may turn you gay I'm afriad
www.bbc.co.uk/food/recipes/honey_roast_ribs_with_64823
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:25, Reply)
chz bbz

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:29, Reply)
you do know you don't actually have to work at GAP for a GAP year, right?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:18, Reply)
wot?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:18, Reply)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:19, Reply)
don't forget that most of this lot have such piss-easy 9-5 jobs that they are on permanent gap-years

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:17, Reply)
Hiya!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:19, Reply)
well, piss-easy 8-6 job anyway

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:19, Reply)
you know, your sentence "the information he was handed"
is far more interesting when read as an answer to the question "who is the real rory".
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:09, Reply)
Just because he used the word 'scope', doesn't mean he was talking about Rory.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:10, Reply)
no real names online thanks

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:06, Reply)
I've just been in the board room supporting the CEO and his global directors.
Unsurprisingly, the CEO was of forceful personality. However, the scariest by far was female. Why are powerful women so draconian? That is the question I would ask to a battery of eminent psychologists, both living and dead, along with the follow up "Am I quivering out of pants-shitting terror or suppressed desire and, since I am a grown man, why?"
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:00, Reply)
they are over compensating for their genetic weaknesses

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:04, Reply)
Isn't it because, in order to succeed in male-dominated environments, they over-compensate by being complete ball breaking bitches.
The confusion arises from you finding the fear it invokes within you a massive turn on.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:04, Reply)
pussy, always remember you can beat the shit out of her in a fight
unless shes a tubber
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:05, Reply)
They overdo it because they feel they need to to 'level the playing field' and as such act like massive cunts because inside they lack confidence.
And are blobbing, obv.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:06, Reply)
Oh, I should have guessed about the blobbing.
You know me, Monts, I'm a natural feminist.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:07, Reply)
Me too, I love women.
With their sexy tits and all that.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:07, Reply)
ANDREW MARR makes them act that way

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:06, Reply)
because they have to be
after a lifetime of men being sexist and using words like "blobbing" and "babybrain"
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:08, Reply)
Sounds like somebody else is blobbing.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:09, Reply)
She can't hear you over the sound of her biological clock ticking.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:10, Reply)
Swipe's must be banging away like Big Ben's clock, by now.
Poor love.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:14, Reply)
The "bloop" was actually her womb crying out for spunk

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:15, Reply)
actually it's st stephen's clock, you ignoramus
that's the name of the tower
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:15, Reply)
Big Ben is the name of the bell, you idiot.
Therefore, Big Ben's clock is correct. Or, at least, acceptable.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:19, Reply)
Go easy on her - not only is she likely to be blobbing, but those eggs are in limited supply now.
Poor thing will probably have a little weep in the bogs later.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:21, Reply)
She'll have to bake a menopause cake soon
It’s a bit dry… why’s there no jam? Did you run out of eggs?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:23, Reply)
bring that shit ON
i've seen what my brothers' lives are like with kids. one of them has to pretend he is constipated just to get 10 minutes alone in the bathroom. and then his daughter will say wonderingly, "daddy's poos never smell."
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:27, Reply)
it's certainly the name of my bell

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:22, Reply)
Mine's Helmut, which is lol on two levels
Firstly "lol nob gag"
Secondly, I'm French and easily dominated by the desires of my German overlords.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:24, Reply)
Isn't it the Queen Elizabeth tower, since the Jubilee?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:26, Reply)
not according to the pub quiz i went to, the other week

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:27, Reply)
Did you complain?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:33, Reply)
I'd ask the virgin Mary...
Alt: The duke of Westminster. Can I have your PIN please.

AltAlt: I rather wish to know the answer to this. If I bucked up my ideas and applied myself with gusto, would it make the slightest difference to my life, or will I continue to be a wage slave until I die?

I would have thought the reasons were obvious.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:04, Reply)
i'd ask disasterprone why he can't measure drugs properly

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:06, Reply)
ho HO!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:07, Reply)
My Mum
Was Green Day really that bad?

Alt: Part of me would like to ask Breivik why he did what he did, as I simply can't accept the answers he's already given, they just seem...wrong?

AltAlt: What are next weeks lottery numbers? That'd be nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:06, Reply)
Breivik did what he did for the same reason all calculated murders happen,
he viewed his victims as sub-human.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:08, Reply)
Isn't that how you view most people as well?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:09, Reply)
Ah no, I dislike humans in general,
but I do so because I don't like certain human traits. Different thing.

I'm more your eugenics sort. Breed it out.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:13, Reply)
I'm a gasser, not a breeder.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:13, Reply)
See, I believe people have the right to life.
It doesn't necessarily follow that they get the right to breed.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:16, Reply)
Surely it is more efficient to utilise both.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:16, Reply)
True enough, I just liked how that sounded tbh

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:17, Reply)
It's a surefire election-winning slogan.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:18, Reply)
Imma tweet it to Nige Farage in a minute

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:20, Reply)
It's certainly how I view most people
Nigh on 40 years of dealing with dribbling imbeciles has entrenched this opinion more deeply with each passing day, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:13, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1938145
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:18, Reply)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:20, Reply)
i would ask hitler what happened to all the nazi gold
then i would go and dig it up

alt: i would ask you, what's your problem with QUICHE?

altalt: lottery numbers pls
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:07, Reply)
Alt: it's gay

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:09, Reply)
i put it to you, sir, that it is in fact YOU that is "gay"

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:14, Reply)
Two out of three answers about greed and money.
Shame on you.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:14, Reply)
well yeah
what else did you expect from a lawyer?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:16, Reply)
From you, I would have hoped for something a little less shallow.
SHAME ON YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:18, Reply)
Eh? From her?
Eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:21, Reply)
but imma share the gold with you :(

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:26, Reply)
Quiche is shit, and you stole my answer

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 11:07, Reply)
i'd probably ask a celebirty If you could ask one question to someone currently alive what would it be and to whom would the question be put?

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:08, Reply)
I get all the answers I need by starting the occasional thread here.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:11, Reply)
I get all mine from BBC News and wikipedia.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:12, Reply)
me too
then i am qualified to tell anybody anything, from the housing market, to investing in shares, to international politics, to football. all without ever leaving my own squat.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:14, Reply)
If only everything in life was as easy as this...

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:16, Reply)
I smell satire.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:31, Reply)

satire of onions
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:32, Reply)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:39, Reply)
Nikola Tesla - where did you hide the blueprints
alt: Kim Jong-un "are you fucking mental?"

altalt: how to generate virtually free limitless clean easily distributable energy for all.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:14, Reply)
Who is she?

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:19, Reply)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:21, Reply)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:22, Reply)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/
Nikola _ Tesla
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:23, Reply)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hans_Asperger
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:24, Reply)
Oh, him.
I thought it was some girl you went to school with.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:25, Reply)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joey_Deacon
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:28, Reply)

sarchasm.net/
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:32, Reply)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ham-handed-oaf
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:35, Reply)

forums.digitalspy.co.uk/showthread.php?t=509469
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:39, Reply)
I'd ask Five Star if they ever considered working with Matt Bianco.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:17, Reply)
I'd like that answer NOW. I can't wait another minute

(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:18, Reply)
AT LAST, A SENSIBLE REPLY.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:19, Reply)
Probably not, they're deeply attached to their own system of pop tunes.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:20, Reply)
some deep thinking from Lokesy here

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:21, Reply)
I'd ask Martin Luther King why he didn't know that hearing about other people's dreams is really fucking boring, so boring in fact that people might well shoot you just to shut you up

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:24, Reply)
Someone at work today started talking about their dream where they had cancer
I stopped them after 5 seconds by informing them that listening to people talk about their dreams is fucking dull and on a scale of talking about things that never fucking happened its lower than talking about Eastenders.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:30, Reply)
you're goona look pretty bad if they actually do have cancer

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:32, Reply)
I'd laugh

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:34, Reply)
Theres no point, unless they have to tell the truth.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:28, Reply)
Could they opt to take a dare instead?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:33, Reply)
What about if one of them always tells the truth, but the other always lies?
And what about if there's a door behind them and one leads on to the castle of the Goblin King, but the other leads to certain death?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:34, Reply)
I'd like Nakers to answer this one.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:34, Reply)
i don't really understand the question

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:35, Reply)
I'd ask one how the other would answer

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:34, Reply)
I've watched that film multiple times
and I still don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:35, Reply)
Well.......
The lying door will tell you the truth-telling door will tell you to take the wrong path, not because it is deceiving, but because it is given that it always lies.
The truth-telling door will tell you that the lying door will also tell you the wrong path.
Then, Jennifer Connelly knows which door is the wrong door and must take the opposite.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:40, Reply)
Then she gets fucked behind the bins by Bowie

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:42, Reply)
Until Hoggle told them to stay about from his bins.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:44, Reply)
Was he the one who said disabled people had brought it all on themselves?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:48, Reply)
This




My head.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:50, Reply)
I'm out of my depth here with football jokes.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:51, Reply)
Ohhhhhh.
Glen Hoddle?
As you were.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:51, Reply)
he's mistaken the Labyrinth cagharacter "Hoggle" for fundamenatlist christian and ex-England football manager "Glen Hoddle"
who believes disabled people are disabled because of perceived crimes that they enacted in previous lives.

hth xx
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:53, Reply)
It does.
Thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:54, Reply)
"SMELL BA-AD"

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:47, Reply)
Yeah, I still don't get it.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:50, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1943580
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:52, Reply)
:(
The question she asks is "will he tell me that this is the door that leads to the castle", or somesuch, and he answers yes and then she goes into an explanation that leaves me scratching my head.

I'd so die on that test.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:53, Reply)
And the knocker says yes.
This means:

Assuming it's the LYING knocker, then the honest knocker would *not* tell her that was the way to the castle. Therefore, it's not the way to the castle.

Assuming it's the HONEST knocker, then the lying knocker *would* tell her that's the way to the castle, which would obviously be a lie. Therefore, it's not the way to the castle.

That's why she chooses the other door.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:57, Reply)
So she should take the other door
Because no matter which one she asks "will he tell me that this is the door that leads to the castle" they will both say yes if its the wrong door.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:58, Reply)
She has to ask what ANDREW MARR would say.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 11:00, Reply)
Then you're obviously a flid.
Morning.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:41, Reply)
thicko ^

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:37, Reply)
I wouldn't ask anyone anything cos I already got all the answers I need

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:37, Reply)
so you know why you're such a cunt and yet choose not to do anything about it?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:38, Reply)
Hey I never said having a gap yah was a bad thing
Cheer up J
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:41, Reply)
i'm just joshing the oban, you're alright

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:43, Reply)
I am an awful cunt but I thought I'd hid it well from you my loving online fans
OH WELL
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:44, Reply)
when are you staying in Old St?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:46, Reply)
31st of May until the 2nd of June

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:47, Reply)
31st May is my birthday
Bring a pressie.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:51, Reply)
I'm going to be busy all that day, so in a way that's a present of a sort
You'll have pretty much zero chance of bumping into me. What a gift
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:52, Reply)
Still up for a beer?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:54, Reply)
Yeah man
Might have to be the Sat if that's alright? I'm KNOPFLING on the Thursday and hopefully meeting my mate's fruity mates on the Friday to try and sniff their vaginas
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:56, Reply)
man i love the knopfler

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:59, Reply)
I want to hear him play some nice guitar notes
The guitar notes, they will be so nice
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 11:09, Reply)
You Irish guys are always looking for the 'craic', aren't you?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 11:00, Reply)
I hear they are, yes. A wacky people

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 11:09, Reply)
I *might* be away then so let's see nearer what you lot call 'da toime'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 11:04, Reply)
Righto. MESSAGE RECEIVED BOSS
I'll go home crying, trip cancelled
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 11:09, Reply)
I'd come out
but not if you're not going to get me a present on my fucking birthday, you selfish cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 11:13, Reply)
Fine I'll bring you summat Irish
Like a potato with a fanny cut into it
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 11:14, Reply)
I owe you at least a couple of pints so I'll try to head down.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 11:24, Reply)
Nice
Nice
You all get to meet my horrid flatmate too.
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 11:25, Reply)
One of my friends did a gap yah in Nepal
teaching English to nuns. On the way home she stopped in Calcutta and worked with Mother Theresa's nuns.

Bit of an odd girl, but very lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:43, Reply)
I wish I'd took one, so what I did instead is I dropped out of uni then had a few gap years on the trot

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:45, Reply)
I'm having mine now.
Though the word 'gap' does imply some sort of activity on the other end...
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:46, Reply)
Dying is an activity

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:48, Reply)
This is true.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:49, Reply)
A life of leisure is nothing to be sniffed at
Just pretend you're 19th century gentry
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:50, Reply)
+ years plural
I'm just not convinced by your job seeking efforts beth, it's almost like you don't mind being perma unemployed
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:49, Reply)
I think most of her efforts have been concentrated on seeking those life insurance policy documents.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:50, Reply)
word bruv word. At lot of her type are reluctant to give up the carers allowance that she gets for changing over her husbands catheter once a week
it's funny how the poles can find a job in WSM and they can't string a sentence together, and yet our bethany is still desperately looking for employment to her suiting
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:54, Reply)
Hey Rory, I'm long term unemployed and, not being willing to accept jobs that I feel are beneath me
or to commute in any way, I haven't found a job yet. No matter how much I whinge about it, this situation doesn't seem to change. What can I do to stop the world being so mean to me?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:55, Reply)
Dear Kroney

Fuck you.

Love, b3th
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 25 Apr 2013, 11:01, Reply)
clickin dis

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 11:06, Reply)
Dear B3th
Get enough drinks in me and I'm anybody's

Love,

Kroney
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 11:07, Reply)
Dear Kroney, Beth and Purpledoris
You sicken me. Your 'searching' for employment that doesn't exist, because believe it or not you have to travel further than the end of the road, this is the 21st century not the fourteenth, and you are not a landed serf. There's plenty of jobs out there, albeit unskilled perhaps, but you aint landed gentry neither so get your hands a bit dirty.
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 11:02, Reply)
don't be such a turd

(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 15:53, Reply)
A lot of those Polish girls are quite attractive, whereas b3th is more your niche fetish type.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:56, Reply)
she's the classic 'wood nymph' if I remember her wedding photograph correctly

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 11:04, Reply)
"redwood nymph"
Am I right?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 11:08, Reply)
THATS MORE LIKE IT

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 11:14, Reply)
Mavis Cruet?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 11:08, Reply)
nah there was a terrible athena poster from twenty years ago of a hideous obese woman reclined in the forest with rolls of fat protecting her modesty

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 11:16, Reply)
can one havea gap decade?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:49, Reply)
I'm working on it.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:50, Reply)
Hers already has

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:59, Reply)
i just bought my team those new big cadburys chocolate bars
one has popping candy and jelly inside; one has cookies and nuts. they are both rather fit.

how am i supposed to think kraft buying cadburys is a bad thing now?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:59, Reply)
Its a shame B3th stood me up the other day
I had prepared a FUCKING HILARIOUS joke where I would ask her to "Mod this pint for me B3th"
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:59, Reply)
except that with your accent she'd have heard
oohh arrrrrrrr pasty

you can save it for me and vipros in august. that will be fun.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 11:00, Reply)
I don't speak like a Bristonian thanks
Ask B3th, she's heard my voice.

*edit* when in August? I look forward to it!
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 11:01, Reply)
HAVE YOU BEEN USING HER UNIQUE SEX SERVICE TELEPHONE LINE AGAIN ??!?!?!?

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 11:05, Reply)
What makes you think you're the only one?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 25 Apr 2013, 11:06, Reply)
You were very well spoken B3th
and you sound much younger.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 11:08, Reply)
My voice is stupidly high pitched and posh.
No wonder I had no authority as a teacher.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 25 Apr 2013, 11:11, Reply)
GOOD POINT !

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 11:08, Reply)
Oh man
that would have been hilarious.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 25 Apr 2013, 11:00, Reply)
I KNO!

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 11:01, Reply)
oh man

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 11:03, Reply)
That wouldn't work, it'd have to be a giant picture of a pint in the front door of the pub.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 11:03, Reply)
Well I went to the pub and argued
that it was a wooden door that allowed the fixing of a picture of a giant pint on to it. But the landlord told me to fuck off and took it down anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 11:09, Reply)
I can't stop banging on about it.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 11:13, Reply)
is this thread still limping on?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 11:29, Reply)
i did a new one

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 11:35, Reply)

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